If there was anyone to ever get through this life
With their heart still intact, they didn't do it right
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GRACE DRINKING GRACE DRINKING GRACE DRINKING
everyone stream in sickness right now i’m so serious
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SHIT I FORGOT TO MENTION THELNEA’S PURPLE HEARTS
So for those not from the US who may not know, the Purple Heart is awarded for wounds (beyond minor scrapes and bruises) suffered as a direct result of combat (being shot, stabbed, or even struck with an especially hard unarmed blow all qualify)
Thelnea has earned 13 of them, and will happily tell the stories behind each.
She earned her first in what was also her first combat deployment, when she was pushed out the second-floor window of a building, falling 35-45 feet and suffering two broken ribs and a minor fracture to her skull.
Her second was a severe burn on her hand that she suffered picking up a grenade and throwing it back at the person who threw it.
Her third, sixth, and 13th were all pistol shots: Once to the thigh and twice in the shoulder
the fourth was for the same incident that earned her the Medal of Honor-- being stabbed in the gut with a knife that would otherwise have fatally injured a lower-ranking sailor
the fifth was a broken arm that she got simply because someone broke her arm
the seventh was being smacked in the face with a rifle
the eighth was yet another fall, this time from ship to freezing cold water, that resulted in several cuts and scrapes on her hands, knees, and forearms as she tried to climb back onboard while her hands were too cold to grip the ladder properly.
The ninth was a large cut on the side of her neck that thankfully missed anything important
the tenth was once again being shot, this time in the upper back when a sniper missed their shot
the eleventh was several rifle shots in her left arm
and the twelfth was being stabbed yet again, this time in the leg
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My work boots are the most expensive shoes I’ve ever owned.
Also the most comfortable. I chose them after trying on several different brands and comparing lifespan vs usage vs comfort - I needed them for a physically demanding job, not the weekend hiking trails. I could have easily chosen cheaper boots that would have lasted long enough to be worth their low price, but I know the Sam Vimes Boot Theory and knew weaker, less comfortable boots would make my life harder in the long run.
So when the outside edge of the heel started wearing down after three years of heavy use I went to the shop I got them from and said “hey this is a common problem for me with how I walk but now it’s affecting my ankles and knees and I don’t wanna have to buy a new pair, is there a way to fix this?”
The salesman at this very fancy upscale boot store said “oh yeah, there’s a shoe repair place that can give you some heel guards - it’ll keep the rubber from wearing out.”
So at 8am this morning right after my 9hr shift ends I went to the shoe repair shop and it is the most hole-in-the-wall, is-this-a-real-business-or-a-mafia-front, am-I-gonna-get-shot tiny cinder block cube I’ve ever seen in my life. I grew up plenty poor and love me a good hole-in-the-wall business, but going from upscale store to this cash-only repair shop gave me whiplash. Wasn’t expecting this when a guy who wears three piece suits to sell boots said it’s the best place to go.
The skinny kid behind the counter looks somehow 16 and 25 at the same time, but when I tell him this place was recommended he smiles and says to hand over my boots. I hand him the vaguely warm foot-smelling boots, and stand in my socks in the 3’ square entryway surrounded by every color leather polish you could buy and watch as he turns my boots around in his hands, sizes up a crescent moon bits of plastic, and unceremoniously hammers tiny nails through them before handing them back.
The heels are perfectly level again. I can walk without almost rolling my ankles. They don’t clack loudly on the pavement or feel different. This is gonna fix my knee pain. It cost $10.
This kid had every tool he needed within arms reach, worked fast and smoothly, I was in and out the door in less than 8 minutes, and it only cost $10.
I didn’t think anything could cost only $10 anymore. I’m so used to hyperinflation prices I was spiritually thrown back to the 1400’s visiting the cobbler in town square. This kid might have been that cobbler and just decided to never die.
I’m still reeling from the whiplash, and gobsmacked at the price, and thrilled I didn’t have to go buy new, worse work boots (cuz I don’t have that kind of money for a second pair, I’m expecting these ones to last a decade) and it feels like I just experienced one of the rare little chunks of magic that floats around our world.
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
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My wonderful spouse, who I love very much, set a phone alarm to remind him to send drunk texts to his friends this evening, and ensured that he would be appropriately drunk (0.086%, currently) by consulting a blood alcohol calculator that factored in change over time. He was worried that this level of planning was against the spirit of Drunk Texts, but I assured him it was not.
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that 1 post that was like "if ur budgeting for weed like other expenses thats a sign youre an addict and need to stop" was so silly. like Youre only allowed to enjoy things recreationally if you dont monitor your use of them
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