Just a random Laundry Basket in the baoshi. Filled with babies. "Shh! No one tell gege! He's gonna find us!" Meanwhile WWX pretends to look for the baos, fully aware that they're in that giggling shaking laundry basket over in the corner. "Oh no, where have all the baos gone?"
When Wei Wuxian gets tired of searching: "Oh, no...I have all this pork soup and no babies to feed it to, whatever shall I do?"
Laundry Basket: *overturns, spills out 6-7 baos*
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Gum scares me too but I'm also in love with them 💞
~🪦🦇
AJ?
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You taste like battery acid.
[WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND SAYING WHAT I TASTE LIKE???? DID THE CANNIBALS SEND YOU?]
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it doesn’t happen every day that a man in yellow spandex tries to steal your bi flag but it surely happened to me today
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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