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i like to meet people! i wish i could talk to you more! i want to ask you so many questions! i want to crack jokes w you! oh you listen to rock too? who else do you listen to?? let’s go eat! i’ll treat you to lunch! hug me! high five me! i don’t know who you really are but i trust you! i don’t know when the next time i see you will be but i hope i get to see you many more times! i like learning! tell me more! show me around! i’ll show you around! can i express how joyful i am w out it being weird! nicknames?? show me memes! show me tiktoks! sharing experiences that are new to us! i’m on the verge of tears! why!!!
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I couldn't get this idea out of my head
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ah. lucifer didn't tell us he'd negotiated with you. and apparently, he didn't tell his court, either. goddammit asmodeus.
and you've been nearby for... what, a month?
yes.
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
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no cause some of the shit y'all are saying has me genuinely worried that you don't understand the difference between immigration and SETTLER COLONIALISM. y'all do realize that if jewish people just mass migrated to palestine and lived peacefully among palestinians as neighbors and countrymen, then none of this would be a problem. right? you get that, right? you get that our issue was never "there's too many jews here" but rather "why am i getting kicked out of my house." RIGHT?
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New reaction pic for y'all to be used when you get into an argument about trans healthcare and your opponent starts talking about the 0.8% or whatever of trans people who regret transitioning
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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out
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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired
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Neurodivergent Things
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today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.
EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?
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lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off
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