they call me an expert because i am out standing in my field :--)
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG! nether dimension
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took a nap and Came Back Wrong
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the dichotomy between an attack dog vs a guard dog is like. an attack dog is sent out to carry out violence. it's starved and abused to ensure aggression. it has no other purpose outside of Attacking at the whim of its master. it's constantly on guard because a threat can come from any direction at any time. it's the dog chained up in a basement that's only set loose when there's something to kill.
but a guard dog is protecting instead of attacking. instead of being sent out to fight, it comes home to defend the house. it may be constantly on watch for an external threat, but it is content to lay with the sheep until a wolf comes to the door. the guard dog has a warm place to sleep, and is well fed and treated like a member of the household. it's free to leave at any time but it stays to protect the house anyway. do u get it. do u understand.
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you ask me what the time is and I glance at my wrist but instead of a wristwatch there’s a compass duct taped to my wrist and I immediately turn and walk north never to be seen again
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Something something Jon's job being To Watch from the beginning and Sam's to deliberately ignore. Being molded into a monster by someone else versus destroying yourself on your own accord. A warning that only keeps the cycle repeating. Curiosity might (have) kill(ed) the cat in both situations but there's a difference between being made and making.
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my dealer: try out this new strain 🤑🍃 its called XTC 🔥 this Grass will have your Senses Working Overtime 💨💯
me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit
5 mins later: i can feel my soul sailing around
my buddy Nigel: we gotta make plans
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Gotta... uh.... madness and sadness them all?
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she hurdy on my gurdy till i *continuous drone sound*
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vampires fighting call that morbal combat
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i would happily share a blunt with bugs bunny but i would NEVER tell mickey what i’m doing after work
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knuckle tattoos that say ANTI GONE
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