pov: the night before the first day of kindergarten
alternatively:
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Frank: I'm sure you'll be fine
Us watching the cruise ship get hijacked:
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(He's trying his best ok)
(Dream belongs to jokublog)
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Percy: *to Annabeth* Your bravery? I admire that.
Jason: *to Piper* Your smile? Makes my day.
Hazel: * to Frank* Your happiness? I live for that.
Leo: Hotel? Trivago.
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Order of Ecclesia” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just became the blade to banish all evil
My buddy Albus pacing: Master Barlowe is lying to us
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gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss? nah. date, mate, reanimate. 😎
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i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more just to be the one who scrolls 1000 miles to like ur tzr
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my sso wrapped:
You finished a lot of quests this year!
56 to be exact!
But you left one city hanging!
HARVEST COUNTIES
17 unfinished questlines.
4 questlines not started
Maybe your new years resolution should be to get those done, rider..
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Y'all I found the entrance to the twomp voids
((for context it's a picture of the road next to my grandparents house and there's a hole in it for some reason lmao))
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leaked storyboards for the gumball movie
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bc that kevin releases a self-help booked called “how to slay: with kevin day” or something like that and it sells out in minutes
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