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#is this even legal
lynchianightmare · 1 month
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My parents (mostly my dad) always give me their old ticket concerts for me to put on my board. (And other things)
Some weeks ago my mom found this John pic they used in my country for a disco ad😭
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WHY DID THEY USE JOHN’S IMAGE FOR A DISCO???
They didn’t even put rock music there😭
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rapidhighway · 3 months
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Bro how is it even fucking possible to produce a food that like, has more calories than a single human can use in a whole day. Like a single meal. And you WILL get hungry later and you will have to eat later. How is it possible to make a meal like that. Bro how is this allowed
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143bc · 1 year
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Hailee Steinfeld at CAA pre-Oscar party in LA 🌹😈
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photo-roulette-wheel · 2 months
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Windows 11 has a dark secret
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sheisdemetra · 1 year
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lebrookestore · 2 years
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thoughts
so many that i have decided thinking is not worth it anymore i do not think for the sake of my sanity
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scentedluminarysoul · 3 months
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Ah yes
The ancient Millennium Fidget Spinner
Wonder what soul resides within it
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The dude looks like he's levitating it with his mind
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absurdamountsofpasta · 7 months
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First post ever??? WHAAAAAAAAA??????????
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dimingwins · 8 months
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One piece ad making me look at the for you tab on accident I hate tumblr staff
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loronoazoro · 1 year
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some men are made to suffer
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nerdpoe · 17 hours
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It's Danny's first time doing his taxes, and he's reaching out to an online friend to help him. This is how he discovers that as far as the rest of the world is concerned, Amity Park is a barely contained zombie outbreak.
He'd made an online friend, Bart, and they played video games a lot.
Danny's fulltime job is inventing alongside his parents, and as that makes him self-employed (he doesn't work for his parents just next to them), this makes his taxes a little...scary. And it's his first tax season.
He reaches out to Bart, and asks if he knows anyone who files as self employed and if they'd be able to give him some guidance.
He can't ask his parents because, apparently, they've just been throwing random numbers on the papers and have no interest in actually doing them. Danny would like to do this properly.
Also he would like to know how his parents haven't been arrested? Questions for later.
So he shoots a message to Bart, who's apparently in the middle of some sort of sleepover with all of his old friends. Bart assures him that it's fine, and they'll all pitch in to help.
They just need to know his city and state so that the nerd of the group, some guy named Tim, can look up local state and city tax law.
When he tells them he's from Amity Park, there's no response for a good ten minutes.
What follows is a barely legible request for a phone number to call, and a group of people on the other side shouting and asking how he's avoided dying in the hellscape zombie apocalypse that is Amity Park.
Danny has no idea what the other shit means, but he's not about to dodge a chance to make a dead joke when he has one.
"I mean. If you wanna get technical, I didn't. Is...that something that'll effect my taxes?"
OR: The GIW has been lying to keep the Justice League and Justice League Dark out of Amity Park by declaring it a Disaster Zone, stating that not only is there massive pollutants in the air and soil, but that the undead run rampant and are barely contained. The wording they use, however, is a little weird upon closer inspection. It never specifies zombie, and it never says what pollutants. Danny's not super interested about that, though; he just wants to pay his taxes so that the IRS doesn't kill him in his sleep.
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couldhavebeenus · 9 months
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crowley is braver than any us marine for being interrupted during a love confession, taking aziraphale’s devastating news about heaven, and STILL following through with it anyways
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months
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My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.
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todayisafridaynight · 3 months
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synneful · 7 months
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I hope they sue the shit out of Bioware for this
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dykementality · 2 years
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what is it with influencer bitches adopting wild animals as pets like im gonna report ur shit idc
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