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rexio777 · 1 year
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simple instructions:
If you feel a dying need to send me a dick pic please follow these instructions:
1. Send a picture of your own dick. I do not need another picture of some random 18″ dick in my DMs. (please.. for the love of god, I know it’s not your dick)
2. Now that you have your own dick in hand, make the picture decent. I cannot stress this enough; I don’t want to see your half-flaccid rotting cock laying against a stained mattress. I want to see good lighting, at least some maintenance, and a good photo composition. 
3. Now that you have an artistic masterpiece of photography, I want at least 2 complete sentences about why you think sending me a picture of your dick will make me want to fuck you. 
3.(alternate): if two sentences is too much for you, you may also write a short paragraph about how amazing I am. All the incredible things about me, and how I am the greatest person ever birthed. 
(Both steps of 3 are ideal)
⚠️these essays do not prevent you from being blocked or ignored, if this is the outcome you are not allowed to take your anger out on me. Calling me things like “bitch”, “fatass fag whore slut” or saying you never wanted me in the first place, will not be tolerated.⚠️ And finally…
4. Before sending, rethink your life decisions. Is this really a good use of your time? Is this something that will bring joy and fulfillment to your life? If so, then send away! If not, please refrain from sending. Thank you for reading and utilizing this follow-along guide. I appreciate your cooperation in advance.    
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f-ngrl · 1 year
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trying spotify playlists and foggyatthebottom came on, a song from 2021 and he said the n word like 3 times???? (idk about after that i turned it off) in 2021?!?! i thought i heard wrong!?? (there are no lyrics available anywhere so not sure) he’s american and not a kid and definitely knows what he’s doing woah
(even if he’d argue he’s speaking korean and saying “you” he’s absolutely trying to make it sound like the english word. and it’s between english rap)
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supernovabyte · 1 year
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Is Boopkins really getting redesigned again?
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stephaniedola · 1 year
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i, 25 and in recovery, feel personally attacked by having to do an hour+ long video module on the dangers of drinking in college
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chaoticbooklesbian · 2 years
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So, I got the permanent job I've been doing as a temp for six months, and in a fun twist of events, they're making me attend a virtual orientation. For a job I've already been doing for six months.
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itsbrucey · 3 months
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
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draconym · 3 months
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My wonderful spouse, who I love very much, set a phone alarm to remind him to send drunk texts to his friends this evening, and ensured that he would be appropriately drunk (0.086%, currently) by consulting a blood alcohol calculator that factored in change over time. He was worried that this level of planning was against the spirit of Drunk Texts, but I assured him it was not.
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gremnda · 1 month
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playing around with pearl's s10 design on land to relax (and procrastinate on work)
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self-loving-vampire · 3 months
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Unrelated: A lot of people think they'd be mages in a fantasy setting but don't know anything about math or programming in their current lives.
The world they already live in has a magic system and they just neglect it. They consider it boring or impenetrable.
Honestly I kind of sympathize since school is usually horrible at teaching that kind of thing but still. The most wizard-coded people are the ones who Understand Math.
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randomfansstuff · 1 year
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hey guys my mother is doing a project with the kids from her class (elementary school) about how far a pic can spread thru the internet so uhhh do me a favor and reblog this w the country ur seeing it from
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UPDATE
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raveartts · 2 months
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gonna take a break and make another sketch page later :3
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linktoo-doodles · 11 months
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I'm sorry scar
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star---burner · 7 months
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"this wont make your blog look ugly/bad i dont care if it doesnt fit with your blog theme REBLOG THIS NOW" "how could you not reblog this you horrible person" "if you dont reblog this youre a *insert bad thing*/a bad person" "no *insert group/person* will reblog this" what if i killed you violently and painfully
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hellenhighwater · 1 year
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What are your pronouns?
my gender is someone gave me a bowl of raisin bran and my brother a bowl of cheerios, and I like raisin bran just fine, but if they'd asked what I wanted I might have picked cheerios? But I'm already a couple bites into the raisin bran and it seems like an awful fuss to switch to cheerios now, and while I've heard that some people prefer lucky charms or cinnamon toast crunch, and those do seem super fun...I'm not really willing to put in the effort of explaining my breakfast choices to people who think that everyone should just be eating raisin bran or cheerios and nothing else, especially when I don't really care if I'm eating raisin bran or cinnamon toast crunch or lucky charms or cheerios, though I do think everyone should eat whatever cereal they want without being bothered about it.
She/her's fine.
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caycanteven · 6 months
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Here ya go, take some Bal sustenance.
You feel like you're being judged...but he just really appreciates how awesome you look today.
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iwasbored777 · 8 months
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Therapist: Movies can't hurt you.
Meanwhile the movies:
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