are tattoo kinks a thing? if so lance definitely has one.
also why are there no good pictures of fernandos tattoo??
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me: sometimes i feel like i'm a bad person
friend: noooo! you're not a bad person! you're a good person!!
me, internally: you are clearly only saying that because i have Tricked you since i am a Bad Person
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semi regularly i convince myself that i’m having a heart attack and then i google it and google is like yes you’re having a heart attack and you’re going to die and i’m like oh fuck omg but then nothing happens obviously because i’m 17 and was clearly not having a heart attack
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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