#is too damn hiiiiigh

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #982: Midnight Planning (Sonic)

11:10 p.m. at the Rabbits/Chaotix's Household'...........

Vector: (Yawns While Walking Out of his and Vanilla's Bedroom) Ah man.....Those old western shows were really something else Back in the day. I can't even decide which one them I like m- Huh? (Stops Walking and Sqints at the Living Room's Light Being On From a Distance) Who turned on the light in there?

Vector resumes walking towards the room and sees the little rabbit, in her pajamas, sitting on the sofa looking down at her notepad, lightly tapping the eraser side of the pencil and talking to herself while on the side of her head while the TV is still on.

Vector: (Raises an Eyebrow) Cream?

Cream: Hm? (Looks Up to See Vector Few Feets Away From the Room Before Happily Waving at Him) Oh hi, daddy. What are you doing up in this hour?

Vector: (Makes his Way to the Sofa) I was gonna get myself something to snack on for the night. What about you? (Sits Next to Cream) Having a lot in your mind tonight?

Cream: ('Sigh') Some what. I'm trying figure out what we're missing for the wedding.....

Vector: (Eyes Widened a Little) You think so? I thought we already got everything we needed: the wedding location, the the bride's dress, suits and other dresses for the rest of us-

Cream: Which partly matches the purple theme of the wedding.

Vector: Right. We already got our bridesmaids and best men appointed, we got you as the Flower Girl, Cheese as the bodyguard, Charmy as the Ring Bearer-

Cream: Ring Carrier actually. He.....wants us to call it that for now on.

Vector: ......Uh...huh. Then we're gonna have the former king as our Preacher-

Cream: Wedding Officiant.

Vector: Oh that's what they called it?....(Starts Shaking his Head Before Resuming) A-Anyways, besides that, the baker already finished making the cake, which looks fantastic by the way!

Cream: (Gidding Up With Excitement) I knooow!~ I fell in love with it the moment you first showed me~ (Place her Finger on her Chin) I wonder what's the flavor is gonna be?

Vector: I think it's chocolate.

Cream: Chocolate? Yay!~

Vector: (Chuckles Lightly at How Cute Cream is Acting) Yeah. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) But other than that.... I don't think I know anything else we need other than where our honeymoon is gonna be-

Cream: (Immediately Comes to the Realization as She Slaps her Hand onto her Head) The Honeymoon! I FORGOT about all of that! (Crosses her Arm) Ohh...But I have no clue what place you and mommy would like to go to.....

Vector: I think you've done enough planning for one night, little lady. You can leave that one for us to decide.

Cream: ('Sigh') Yeah. I guess you're right.....Were you two able to finish writing your vows?

Vector: Yeah, but.....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) I'm not still not too sure about mines honestly.......

Cream: Really? Do you want me to have a look at it and help? I don't feel sleepy yet.

Vector: ('Sigh') Alright. But after this, it's bedtime, young lady. (Walks Back to the Bedroom)

Cream: (Happily Saluted) Yes sir!

Meanwhile at the Bedroom......

TV Screen: ('Eagle Screeching and Whistling') It's Hiiiiigh Noon.

Vanilla: (Eyes Widened in Anticipation) Oh my.(Turns to Vector Once She Heard Him Walk in the Room) Vector, you're already missing the best part of the show!

Vector: (Looks Up at the TV) Ah damn. They're having a showdown already?

Vanilla: (Nodded) Mmhmm. (Turns Back to the TV) From the looks of it, I think it'll might be the biggest one yet.

Vector: (Sighs While Walking Over to His Side of the Bed and Picking his Notepad Up From the Lamp Stand) Well, you're gonna have to watch the whole thing without me tonight. I gotta meet back at the living room with Cream.

Vanilla: (Starts Getting a Little Worried) Did she had a nightmare?

Vector: Nah. She was still worrying about the wedding. She said she wanted to see how my vows looks, so there might be a possibility of us falling asleep on the sofa for the rest of the night, if you don't mind of course.

Vanilla: (Shakes her Head With a Soft Smile) Of course I don't. Just try not to stay up too long, okay?

Vector: (Smiles Back With a Causal Salute) Will do, 'hon. And I'll be sure to make it up to you with some cuddles anytime you want tomorrow~ (Winks at his Fíancé)

Vanilla: (Giggles Softly) Sounds like a plan~ I love you~

Vector: Love ya too, Vanilly. (Blows a Kiss at Vanilla Before Walking Back to the Living Room and Waving) Goodnight~

Vanilla: (Catches the Imaginary Kiss with Two of her Hands and Places it to her Chest With a Dreamy Sigh and Smile) I can't wait to marry that man~

Back at the Living Room.......

Vector: Hey Cream, I'm back.

Cream: (Already Starting to Doze off on the Sofa)

Vector: Uhh.....Cream?

Cream: (Immediately Wakes Back Up) AH! I'm awake! I'm awake! Oh. (Turns to Vector While Rubbing One of her Eyes) Daddy, you're back with the book?

Vector: (Chuckles Lightly) Yep. (Makes his Way to Sofa and Sits Next to Cream) You sure you don't feel a tad bit sleepy yet? You look like you've been closing your eyes quite a bit while i.was gone.

Cream: (Puts on a Pouty Look on her Face) I'm not sleepy! I just.... felt like closing them is al-

Cream suddenly begins to yawn loudly whole stretching one if her arms up in the before she stop and turns to see Vector raising an eyebrow at her.

Cream: I'm not convincing you all too well, am i?

Vector: Nope. Which means.....,(Brings Out a Blanket From Behind her Back With a Playful Smirk on his Face) Baby needs her sleep.

Cream puts on another pouty look before finally laying her head down onto Vector's lap.

Cream: I'm not a baby anymore.

Vector: I know. (Covers the Young Rabbit in a Blanket with a Soft Smile) But you'll always be my little girl. Even though we're not-

Cream: (Smiles Back at Vector) Blood related, I know. (Snuggles onto her Blanket) That doesn't stop me from loving you, ya know?

Vector: (Chuckles Lightly) Darn right. You're too lovable for me to forget that.

Cream: Mmhmm. Are you- ('Yawn') Still nervous about the big day?

Vector: Yeah, but I'll get over it somehow. I just hope my vows doesn't suck too bad.

Cream: Hey, don't say that. Your vows will come our beautifully.

Vector: (Looks Down at Cream) You really think so?

Cream: (Yawns Once More Before Putting on a Sleeoy Smile on her Face) I know so. You're my....(Slowly Starts Closing her Eyes) daddy....after...all....

And with that, Cream has finally fallen herself to sleep.

Vector: (Smiles Down at his Sleeping Daughter) G'night, kiddo. (Softly Rubbing the Top of Cream's Head) Thank you for believe in me.

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#sonic series #vector the crocodile #cream the rabbit #vanilla the rabbit #charmy (mentioned) #cheese (mentioned) #father and daughter bonding #sweet family moment #vanilla x vector #cute romance #lots and lots of fluff here #vector and vanilla wedding adventures

[guacameowle]

Veterinary teaching articles: 

Me, a veterinarian: 

#one day I won't laugh at phrases like these #but today is not that day #tomorrow doesn't look so good either #lmao #the number of times that I say at work #'DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?' #is too damn hiiiiigh #vetblr #vet med #veterinary medicine #dvmblr #dvm #gif #Meowle Mumbles

[nitewrighter]

Gency Week Day 2: “Snow”

Some goofy ensemble-y stuff featuring snowball fights and two of my other fave ships.

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The sky was white and steel-gray, framed by the dark pines of the black forest. Snowflakes were falling softly on the ruined buildings, and sliding down from tree boughs in cascades of white.

“And so we find ourselves here again, Brother,” Hanzo stood atop a creaking wooden balcony, his voice was clear but muted by the snow all around them, “It seems we cannot escape our fate.”

“All of that time on the Watchpoint…” Genji spoke up to him, his ribbon and a knit scarf wafting in the winter wind, “All of your efforts to forgive and redeem yourself, did it all mean nothing to you?”

“All that has ever mattered to me, Genji, is victory,” said Hanzo, “I do what I must.”

“Brother! No!” shouted Genji, and he ducked out of the way of a snowball, which exploded into powder on a tree trunk behind him. Genji did several artful flips and dodges out of the next barrage of snowballs, taking cover behind the wreckage of a bastion unit and feverishly rolling up snowballs himself.

“So he’s just… incapable of taking anything lightly?” said Mercy, packing up snowballs next to him.

“This is Hanzo we’re talking about,” said Genji, “But there is conflict in his heart! I can see it in his eyes,” he gripped her shoulders, his visor bright, “We may still win the day! Trust me.”

“…Genji, it’s a snowball fight,” said Mercy, setting another snowball on the pile.

—

“I think you two get a little too into this,” said McCree, clambering up onto the balcony next to Hanzo but Hanzo held up a hand and McCree went silent.

“Ours is a long and troubled history–with that single snowball, a deep-set rivalry has been reignited,” Hanzo’s voice was deep, grim, and Jesse would be lying if he said he wasn’t really into that, yet the context of this tone was a little concerning.

“Because you didn’t have a rivalry before…?” McCree tugged at his single mitten, not bothering to keep his prosthetic warm.

“In the winter of twenty seven years ago—” Hanzo began.

“Darlin’ we’re in the middle of a snowball fight–you don’t need a tragic backstory for–”

“An atmospheric anomaly buried Hanamura in no less than 9 inches of snow in two days. The snowball fight that ensued between Genji and I is one only whispered of in Shimada legend–”

“Again–siblings–you don’t really have to–”

“So furious was our feuding that our father, Sojiro, forced us both to declare armistice and shake hands. And so the peace has been kept–”

“Except for that bit where you uh… killed him.”

“—for 27 years. But this day… that peace is broken.”

“Well you know you always got me backin’ you up,” said McCree with a grin.

“You grew up in a desert,” said Hanzo, packing more snow.

“Well yeah but back when we were kids Ashe dragged me up for a winter or two at her folks’ cabins in Vail, so I know my way around—”

McCree got creamed hard in the side of the head with a snowball so hard his hat got knocked off, shock written in every one of his features as he was thrown off balance and fell on his side with a grunt.

“Jesse!” Hanzo cried out in alarm only to hear a sneering laugh and a whispery chuckle fill the air. Hanzo looked up to see Widowmaker, perched on the half-collapsed  roof of an opposite building, a grin on her face and a small stockpile of snowballs near her feet.

“Americans,” she said with a superior smile.

“Ah, shit it went down my shirt…” McCree grunted as he got up, brushing snow out of his hair and getting his hat back on.

“I will avenge you,” Hanzo said, his eyes narrowing at Widowmaker.

“Be on your toes, Sombra’s never far behind her,” muttered McCree, picking up a snowball.

–—

“Why did you throw that snowball at him!?” Genji said, packing more snow.

“I was aiming for Jesse!” Mercy pressed her mittened hands to her forehead.

“Let me rephrase that: Why did you immediately point at me and say ‘He did it’ when Hanzo turned around?”

“You’re brothers. I didn’t think it was that big of a deal…” said Mercy with a shrug, “And when Hanzo… glares at you like that–” she shuddered a little “Hoo! It was kind of a gut reaction.”

“You have set in motion something much bigger than you realize,” said Genji, putting a thinly gloved hand on the side of her face, his prosthetic cool through the cloth, “I don’t know if I can protect you.”

“…Genji, I feel the need to once again remind you that this is a snowball fight,” said Mercy, flatly.

“And some people don’t like playing fair,” said Sombra, appearing in a haze of violet pixels with an armful of snowballs.

Mercy shrieked and threw a snowball, hitting Sombra in the face.

“Gah!” Sombra translocated in a purple flash.

“Oh I hate that thermoptic cloaking!” said Mercy, “Now I’m going to be on edge this whole time!”

“At least she always translocates if you manage to hit her,” said Genji.

Somba reappeared next to Widowmaker on the roof in another purple flash.

“Arañaaaaaa,” she moaned from behind Widowmaker.

“What is it?” said Widowmaker, her tactical visor down.

“I got hit in the face. Comfort me,” said Sombra.

“There there,” Widowmaker said flatly, “Now go flank. I’m busy looking for the archer.”

“Stupid sniper rivalry,” Sombra muttered under her breath as she reactivated her thermoptic cloaking.

Widowmaker scoffed and rolled her eyes, “As if I would consider someone who uses a paléolithique weapon like that my rival. He’s little more than an annoying—”  A snowball whizzed past her head and she ducked down, “He’s just given away his position!” she said fiercely before grabbing snowballs and firing away.

Both Hanzo and McCree ducked, leapt, and rolled out of the onslaught of snowballs, McCree taking another shot in the shoulder, and Hanzo getting pelted in the ribs. They hid behind the half-collapsed wall of a building, a powderball exploding on the bricks behind them.

“Almost have an angle…” Genji said quietly, sneaking through the pines, “Almost—“ he saw Hanzo’s hair ribbon wafting n the breeze and his visor tightened, “There!” He dove out from his tree cover and threw a snowball at Hanzo, only for it to explode in mid-air only a few feet in front of him.

“Ay—Mierda!” Sombra’s thermoptic cloaking came off, revealing powder all over the front of her coat, “You got me in the boob!”

“Well I didn’t see you there, obviousl—Oh no,” Genji’s attention turned to Widowmaker on her perch, snowballs in hand and death in her eyes.

“Oh now you care,” said Sombra, putting her hands on her hips and looking up at Widowmaker. Widowmaker’s eyes narrowed.

“Genji look out!” Mercy tackled him out of the way of another snowball and he pulled her to her feet as they both started running, both Sombra and Widowmaker’s snowballs smacking them both in the back. Genji knew they were in Hanzo’s line of sight as well now, they reeled around another building only for both of them to run headlong into Jack and Zenyatta.

“Sorry—” Genji scrambled to get off of Jack while Mercy helped Zenyatta pick up some of his orbs from out of the snow from their impact.

“The hell is going on?” said Jack, “You were supposed to rendezvous at the Orca half an hour ago.”

Genji and Mercy started talking at the same time.

“Ah yes, well Angela threw a snowball—“

“Jesse said I was being ‘uptight’ so—”

“And then it hit Hanzo—”

“And Hanzo is taking this far too seriously—”

“Okay—Look,” Jack started, “Can you talk one at a—”

“It’s hiiiiigh nooooon.”

“What?” Jack looked up and only saw McCree’s outline against the white winter sun for half a second before Jack, Genji, Mercy, and Zenyatta were all pelted in the face with snowballs.

“How—Pfft—“ Mercy brushed some snow away from her mouth, “How does he even do that?! They’re snowballs!”

���He says he’ll tell me when I tell him what the Dragons are,” said Genji.

Mercy scoffed and then looked over at Jack, who was brushing snow away from the edges of his tactical visor.

“Uh, Jack?” Mercy started.

“I didn’t start this war,” Jack said, packing up some snow and standing up. He turned on his tactical visor. “But I’m damn well going to finish it.”

“Agreed,” Zenyatta floated up next to him, snowballs gripped in his multiple transcendence arms, “I believe this team could use a lesson in humility.”

“…Run?” said Mercy.

“Run,” agreed Genji.

They both took off sprinting for the orca as the Black Forest became a storm of snowballs behind them.

#overwatch #gency week #gency #gencyweek #spiderbyte and mchanzo if you squint

[lets-just-daydream]

LMAO I see McCree catching someone flirting with his crush so he gets on the overcomm and is like “ITS HIIIIIGH NOOON” to give the other person a stroke

Fuck, me too. "McCree you can't threaten to Dead-Eye every guy I talk to, damn it.""Yeah I can."

#McCree #McCree X reader

[benwhlshaws]

ok so this is just a rambly overview over what has happened (sam wise) over the seasons so its maybe a little bit easier when keep blabbing @ u abt him 😂

i will try not to go on tangents ehhh 😬😬

sorry for the salty tone in advance

s1: ok sam is at college & lives with jess, dean comes to him after they havent seen each other in 2/3/4 years and says they gotta find john bc he didnt come home from a hunting trip, sam reluctantly says yes to one case but only if theyll be back in time for his law school interview (☹️ oh child), they do the case, sam comes home to jess burning on the ceiling like his mum, and him & dean hit the road to Find Dad and Kill The Demon.

during all this sam starts to get visions of bad things happening in the future and everyones Concerned, they eventually find dad but fail to kill the demon and dean gets fatally injured.

s2: john makes a deal with azazel (the demon that killed mary and jess) to save dean and Dies (& gets sent to hell), sam and dean are Sad (this is tangent worthy but i Won’t right now)

note worthy middle season things are that sam gets possessed by a demon that makes him do horrible stuff in one ep and in another the first girl he has sex with after jess turns out to be a werewolf and he has to shoot her (Fun!), oh and before john died he told dean he might have to kill sam if he starts going rogue (bc john knows abt sam’s mysterious gifts), dean eventually tells sam abt it and sam is Horrified obvs, season ends with azazel kidnapping sam and other kids with Gifts and sam finds out he was fed demon blood as a baby, sam gets killed and dies in deans arms, dean makes a crossroads deal to bring him back and gets one year of life left

oh and they open hells gates and john gets out and is just Normal Dead (yay) but also lots of dark stuff (not yay)

s3: sam is Upset and tries to find a way to get dean out of the deal, katie cassidy’s Ruby appears and says she can help, mid season stuff notable mention for an ep in which the trickster makes sam watch dean die every day for abt 100 days and then lets sam live 6 months without him just for Fun (dean doesnt remember any of this but sam does), anyway they fail at saving dean and sam has to watch him get ripped apart by hellhounds

s4: i mean u watched this but still 😂, dean crawls out of his grave, cas gets introduced, sam has been hanging out with ruby and starts drinking her demon blood bc it gives him the power to exorcise and kill demons without harming their vessel, also the demon lilith (she sent dean to hell so sam has a revenge boner for her too lbr) wants to start the apocalypse by breaking 66 seals and sam has the power to kill her (hot powerful babe that he is 🔥😏), the angels manipulate the living hell out of Everyone and LOTS OF FIGHTING HAPPENS. also dean finds out he broke the first seal when he started torturing in hell (everyone loves forgetting that but Ok) anyway

when dean finds out sam is addicted to demon blood, him and bobby lock him in the panic room without food or water or comforting words but :-))) (i’m not mad at all). then CASTIEL (another guilty party maybe?? HMMM??) lets sam out so he can find ruby and go kill lilith, which he does and ends up breaking the final seal and frees lucifer (which no one knew would happen except for the angels and ruby & dean was abt to do the same thing literally minutes before he found out the truth LOL)

this season is so crazy tangent worthy but i’ll save it for the Actual Post

s5: sams guilt and self hatred is HIIIIIGH and dean does nothing to help that and the rest of the world loves reminding him hes Evil incarnate as well :-) but ok,

dean finds out hes michael’s vessel and sam finds out hes lucifer’s, lots of archangel and other mid season stuff happens, season ends with sam saying yes to lucifer so he can jump into the pit to hell and trap him in there with him, therefore saving the world and all of humanity bc he is a hero thanks for listening to my Ted Talk

s6: dean has been living with lisa and her son ben for a year, it turns out sam is alive but Different, oh damn! he’s soulless! (and sassy sexy Fun 😎) and his (pure gentle) soul is still in hell with lucifer (💔😭)

dean and cas get his soul back but its so damaged (😔) that putting it back into sam would kill him so they ask death to build a wall between the two (no idea how this all rlly works its been a while since i watched this), soul is back in sam, forgot how the season ends but not that important anyway

s7: sam’s soul hell wall thing breaks and he’s dying and ill and sick and sad and everythings awful and he has hallucinations of lucifer telling him insidious horrible stuff and making him doubt reality and dean and everything and its very upsetting to me thanks,

umm forgot how the season REALLY ends but basically sam sees dean die (dean is actually in purgatory BUT SAM DOESNT KNOW THAT)

s8: my memories are hazy at best but i remember the Basic stuff,

its one year later and dean is out of purgatory and somehow him and sam find each other, sam has been living off the grid and found a gf and a dog after grieving dean, dean finds this to be the most heinous of crimes and Hates sam for it (bc u didnt look for me sam!!! and u had a cushy life while i was fighting for mine in purgatory!!! HOW DARE YOU BE HAPPY WITHOUT ME) and the guilt tripping is outta control this season woooohoooo,

anyway idr why but one of them has to take on The Trials (bc it does smth important for them i dont remember why lmao) and sam wants to do them,

stuff happens and they make sam sick and weak and Sad but they also purify his blood so hes desperate for them bc he’s felt awful and unclean all his life and its Upsetting. season ends with the final trial aka The Ultimate Sacrifice which means death and sam’s like yes! death! here for it 100%! and dean’s like no! why? and sam’s like lol i’m horrible and useless and a liability and all i do is let u down and i wanna die! :-)

dean convinces him not to (in a crap way imho BUT)

s9: sams fatally ill and just. wants. to dieeee and gadreel (an arch?angel) tells dean that he could possibly heal sam if he lets him possess sam and Dean Says ‘sam would rather die than ever let anything possess him again’ aaaand then says yes to gadreel :-)

and sam’s alright but has no clue how it happened and keeps losing time and is fucked up over it and dean lies to him and says everythings A Okay

oh and gadreel kills kevin with sam’s body and sam has nightmares abt it

this somehow resolves itself (not in a satisfying way for me of course but when do things ever) but i dont rlly have the deets for the rest of the season

s10-s12: honestly i basically dont know much, somehow dean has the so called mark of cain on his arm which makes him Awful and Horrible and he says things to sam that are Unbelievable and make me Furious

also at some point dean turns into a literal demon, not for super long though i think

sam is a strong kind and beautiful bean during all of this

mary is there somewhere too somehow and lucifer stuff and the list goes on but you know SHRUG

s13: lucifer’s baby is born! a nephilim! idk how it works age wise but hes in the body of a cute young man called jack and hes a cinnamon roll and sam treats him so fatherly and gently and with so much compassion and it makes me Feel and they have an adorable gorgeous relationship! also dean is a giant Dickwad to jack :-) fun!

oh omg lucifer gets killed in the finale and i fucking hope its final and forever bc I AM OVER IT!!!!

thats the VERY basic stuff and i apologise that its so long... im sorry ur indulging me how do u cope

also i love u and the only person cuter than sam is You 🤗💘💖💕💓