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sweetestberryofthebunch · 1 year

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walter white would like to know your location

Only if he’s gonna sing a cover of unholy with me and the glee club

#my fav goode 👸#Is very drunk

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gaymergal · 2 years

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#is very drunk #trying to sober up #might delete latter #fuck us supreme court #going to protest tomorrow #but seriously wtf #i’m so tired #and yet need to find engrey to prostest and fight this shit #if anyone needs support please reach out #thankfully in pro abortion nys #here for all #be safe!!!

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sadclowncentral · 2 years

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"if mushrooms are the superior lifeform that really calls the shots on this earth, why haven't they destroyed us yet?" listen to yourself. have we as humans gotten rid of every mountain on the planet just because we are smarter than big rocks? no!! because they don't pose a threat to us. sure some people die rock climbing or skiing and that's tragic but mountains aren't dangerous to us as a global society. do you see where i am going with this. it's your misplaced hubris that makes you think that humankind is worth destroying to a mushroom. we are a part of the mundane landscape on the surface. we pose no threat to the mycelian era. humble yourself

#im very drunk

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houseswife · 2 months

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#I’m drunk right now and couldn’t possibly articulate how this makes me feel #just. the fact that they’re so codependent that you can see it from mars #+ adding the fact that taub turned in his letter of resignation to foreman in this same episode because he was sure that house would #at the very least ‘implode’ (or straight up meet his demise) after losing wilson…#he’s so real for that #I’m UNWELL #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson #hatecrimes md #chris taub

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itsscottiesstark · 2 months

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Here's some of my favorite Crowley on laudanum moments, just because:

1. Death is "just wrONGGG", Crowley said so. No more dying.

2. Because if you don't get high and improvise the unofficial anthem of Scotland (it's canon, Crowley improvised it), what are you even doing with your overly long life?

3. This lil dance is the best, I swear.

4. Reminder, he's looking at a graveyard, at night.

5. Find me someone cuter, I'll wait.

6. It was dark, he was wearing sunglasses, and he was high. Leave him alone.

7. I am petrified.

And bonus points because I will never get over this:

No, don't be shy, get closer.

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ao3-crack · 4 months

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #a cautionary tale #of non-theatre kids getting drunk off the power of becoming theatre kids #I hate that theatre is spelled like that #it’s very pretty and nice to look at #but it should be spelled theater #im American sue me #(for legal and financial reasons this is a joke)#(im broke please don’t actually sue me)#(i will cry)

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your-royal-momoness · 1 year

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Zuko, hungover: please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was the king of all the turtleducks

Sokka: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Turtleducks

#turtleducklord strikes again!#you can’t tell me that Zuko isn’t the kind of drunk to just SOB over how cute things are #like turtleducks #or Druk #or Sokka - it’s how they get together #Zuko and Sokka are catching up and they get drunk and Zuko thinks he’s finally got enough courage to tell Sokka he likes him #so he starts waxing poetic about Sokka to his face #but actually #Zuko is very drunk #and he’s really just incoherently crying about how beautiful Sokka is and squishing his cheeks #still works tho #zukka #sokka #zuko #atla #avatar the last airbender #trashbending

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caelanglang · 11 months

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The O(ccasionally)samu D(runk)azai

#drunk dazai bc hes the actual alcoholic one #also bc i wanted a very flustered chuuya #YES EVEN IF THEYRE MARRIED ALREADY BC WHY NOT #i hc drunk dazai is still pretty alert but then if he realizes its someone he someone he can trust (chuuya etc) he just goes soft boy mode #soft honest boy ehehe #also occasionally emotional and vulnerable and validation/reassurance seeking and chuuya always knows #okay i will stop rambling this was rotting my mind the past few days #playing wasia project's ur so pretty on the background when i was drawing these #behold. my therapy (real)#bsd #skk #my art #sketch #sketches #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #established skk

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morganbritton132 · 7 months

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I love how Steve refuses to do Red carpet events with Eddie but will go to big Hollywood parties. Keg King Steve lives on

Look, no one has ever asked for his opinion at a party and then published it in a magazine as a ‘scathing review from friend of Eddie Munson’s.’ It’s not his fault that the movie was not as funny as he thought it was going to be.

Plus, all those flashing lights.

Every time Eddie gets papped, there’s always a picture of Steve where he’s mid-blink or he looks sweaty, and Steve is never going to forgive Eddie for the photo of him goosing him on the carpet. The one (and only) time Steve walked the red carpet with Eddie as his date, Perez Hilton had a lot of mean things to say about the shape of his head and his bisexuality.

But on the other hand, Steve loves a good party.

Steve might not be interested in being a part of most of the celebrity parts of Eddie’s life but he does like celebrities. He has a whole photo album of pictures taken with celebrities. And Steve likes when Eddie gets to do fun things with his fame. No one tells you when your boyfriend runs off with his band that a lot of the famous-people stuff that he has to deal with fucking sucks.

Plus, the only people partying harder than famous people are teenagers in a small town. Steve has experience and he excels at this.

Even if the hangovers are awful.

Eddie posts a TikTok the morning after there are paparazzi photos of him and Steve leaving a party of him, Steve, and half of Ice Nine Kills getting breakfast in the restaurant of their hotel. He pans the camera across the table but settles on Steve next to him with his head down on his arms.

He’s not just hungover. He is ‘are you sure he’s even alive’ hungover. Enough that one of the guys asks, “Is he okay?”

“Uh-huh,” Eddie says with a grin in his voice. “Baby, you got any advice for the kiddos out there?”

“Don’t get hit in the head a lot.”

“Oh-ho, no, Stevie,” Eddie laughs. “This is not a hero babysitter Steve Harrington migraine. This is a Keg King Steve hangover.”

Steve looks up, “There was a keg?”

#Steve’s very popular at parties #he’s hot. has a dog. and can hold his liquor #though Eddie wishes Steve could hold his dog or at least keep track of him #halfway through every party Steve gives Ozzy the night off and then leaves him with a group of drunk girls who want to pet him #Ozzy has mixed feeling about this arrangement #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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ophernelia · 1 month

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@savrob: practicing for our seoul trip in december 🇰🇷

#imogen alone ate all the vegetables #she tried to make Lou eat a carrot and instead he stuffed it in his pocket #will and Savannah had a ball watching Owen start crying about grey #he got drunk as hell as usual #they had a ball #don’t let any of them tell you differently but they love each other very much #render #Lykaia #my characters #queue #*imogen sumner #*owen ellison #*lou carranza #*savannah robinson #*william robinson

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riverwithoutbanks · 12 days

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There’s character assassination and THEN there’s making the character a cop. You could have just killed them, actually

#this is about Akihiko Sanada and me being very drunk in Shinjuku atm <3333 #but do derail #acab #Akihiko sanada #p3 #persona 3 #rvr.txt

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nevarroes · 22 days

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we can pretend we're normal people

#art tag #art #gortcas #casim carnarvon #he wasn't even very drunk or anything. it just makes it more digestible to pretend he was🤕

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boojangs · 4 months

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Enid, drunk on the floor: Why're you so tall?

Wednesday: You are on the floor.

Enid, gasping: Is it cuz I fell for you??

Wednesday, flustered: ...just stand up, please, querida.

#enid after wens gets her off the floor: oooooo there are your dimples lemme kiss 'em #wens being gay: I'll destroy you #wenclair #real things my very drunk girlfriend said to me last night #happy new year

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nocofamilyau · 3 months

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man how messed up is he? (3/24)

#noco family au #total drama #total drama noah #total drama cody #total drama noco #noco lore #sorry for the long wait ill try not to goof off as much when it comes to arcs #hopefully I get this one done somewhere round early feb #got too many ideas for this damned au #but yea also I like how everyones going on about the last few reboot eps #and like im like hey guys look at this its drunk noah look at him #but other than that the last few episodes were just meh #priya and Caleb thingy could have not dragged out for that long #winner was good though #very based #reboot season was very hit or miss #but when it hit #it hit HARD #idk

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wqnwoos · 4 months

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[voicemail from vernon, 00:02am] hey, uh, it’s me! just calling to say happy new year, i guess. i know you’re probably asleep, or like, out with friends or something, i don’t know, but — i was just thinking of you. which is weird, right? i started my year thinking of you? maybe it’s not weird. i don’t know. i’m not sure how to say what i want to say — i think — maybe i can show you? next time you’re around. or when i’m around. oh god, did that sound sleazy? it wasn’t supposed to be sleazy. i didn’t mean it… sleazy. just — you know what, just, happy new year. i really hope you have a great one. i hope i get to be there for it all, too. but — yeah. i’ll see you soon.

#vernon fluff #hansol fluff #vernon x reader #seventeen x reader #seventeen fluff #i wanted to make this a full drabble originally but i think i kind of like it like this? it’s super different to how i normally write #just wanted to like. get it out. it was just rotting in my brain #anyway inspired very loosely by a drunk voicemail my friend sent me on new years!! i love her

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callisteios · 1 year

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would you like to find out which tragic greek lady you are most like?

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