#isalyn han

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adrian: i know you feel betrayed-

isalyn: yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.

#queue #i hate how the betrayal quotes could work for literally Any combination of characters #like wow this series is just. chock full of betrayal huh! #adrian whitehall #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: buffy the vampire slayer #source: btvs #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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isalyn: adrian… you’re half naked!

adrian: an optimist would say i’m half dressed.

#queue #isalyn: Why The Fuck #adrian: well it's hot outside today :) #isalyn: Literally No One Likes You #isalyn han #isa charmaine #adrian whitehall #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: news radio #source: newsradio #(apparently that is the name of a sitcom. the more you know) #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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isalyn: cool motive!

stefan: still patricide.

#queue #this was a single quote but then i broke it up andksjfldsjfsldjkf #it works so well this way what the hell #isalyn han #isa charmaine #stefan montague #the beloved and the despised #tbatd #source: brooklyn 99 #source: b99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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isalyn: did you just refer to the knife as a "people opener"?

fallon: …should i not have?

#queue #fallon just standing there adorably and being like #what's wrong with calling it what it is?? #isalyn: well uh there are other uses for a knife #fallon: :0 like WHAT #isalyn: you could use it as a way to threaten without actually stabbing! #fallon: oh that's a good point!! #karysse: what the FUCK is wrong with y'all #isalyn han #isa charmaine #fallon sorrel #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: rooster teeth #source: red vs blue #(rooster teeth is the creator of red vs blue) #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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It’s not what you think. We’re not enemies, we’re just bad friends.

— Adrian about Isalyn, probably

#queue #spoken to henry of course #in fact that's so clear i'm also going to tag him #henry belcourt #WOO I REMEMBERED HIS LAST NAME #adrian whitehall #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: phineas and ferb #source: pnf #choongverse incorrect #quote post

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isalyn: anyone ever tell you you've got anger issues?

adrian: i prefer the term "leadership skills."

#queue #this is what you get when you send fourteen year olds #into a fucking war #/gideon/ #he needs therapy now #isalyn han #isa charmaine #adrian whitehall #gideon whitehall #i'm tagging him because this is his Fault #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: supergirl #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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karysse: you believe me?

isalyn: karysse, you’re the last fully good person on the face of this miserable planet. i’d believe singing birds brushed your hair this morning.

#queue #it's been too long without karysse aaaaaaa #i missed her!! #miss lovell lone sane voice of reason… #karysse lovell #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: veronica mars #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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isalyn: well, i'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.

isalyn: whole life, actually.

#queue #hahahaa wait i just thought of that car slapping meme #that will be up at 4 today! #or tomorrow but it'll be today when you guys can see it #anyway since that didn't make any sense to anyone who isn't me #i'd just like to say that isalyn #despite being a manipulator and kind-of murderer #deserves BETTER THAN THIS #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: the office #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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aurelius: destiny is calling, isalyn!

isalyn: i wish destiny would lose its messenger.

#queue #for some reason i'm always weirdly worried that i spell messenger wrong #*goes to check with google again* nope we're good #aurelius #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: heroes #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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karysse: admit it! you like my fiancé! it's fine if you do!

isalyn: oh, come on. i mean, am i attracted to adrian? sure. do my days feel better when i’m around him? yeah. does he get me in ways no person ever has? indubitably. do i fantasize about him? yes, but only in two positions. look, am i the kind of person who would try to steal someone else’s fiancé? sure, of course, but do i like him? the answer’s no. you have nothing to worry about.

#queue #karysse: the levels of denial you can be at are astonishing! #isalyn: i have literally no idea what you're talking about #the best thing about this is that karysse wouldn't even care #if her fiancé got 'stolen' from her #since they aren't Actually Together anyway #but sadly logic cannot defeat isalyn she is too powerful for that #karysse lovell #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: bojack horseman #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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Yeah, Isalyn's mad at me now, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. I don’t want to brag, but I have a ton of experience with women being mad at me.

— Adrian, probably

#queue #this sounds like he's saying it to henry #who is extremely exasperated at this point #'adrian you tried to MURDER HER i don't think she'll forgive you soon' #adrian [smug infuriating smile]: oh just you wait #isalyn hears all of this through her mysterious spying powers #kidding i don't think she has mysterious spying powers #although at this point it might not surprise me #isalyn han #isa charmaine #adrian whitehall #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: parks and rec #source: parks and recreation #choongverse incorrect #quote post

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I’m not bossy, I just happen to be more capable then most everyone else.

— Isalyn, probably

#queue #henry and karysse at a strategy meeting: who put her in charge?? #isalyn: i did. fuck all of you. now here's what i'm going to manipulate you with #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: the actor and the husband #choongverse incorrect #quote post

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A lot of people around here find him irresistible, including himself.

— Isalyn about Adrian, probably

#queue #aaaaand there he is! #i swear to god is there one day that goes by without a post about him #and/or a post about isalyn #since they're usually in. the same post #isalyn han #isa charmaine #adrian whitehall #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: mash #source: m*a*s*h #choongverse incorrect #quote post

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isalyn, trying to get more information about stefan: what are your three biggest fears?

stefan: getting stuck on a boat with you three times.

#queue #normally i wouldn't post this but the thing is #the fucking thing is that #this actually /happens/ #poor stefan getting all his nightmares fulfilled at once lmao #isalyn han #isa charmaine #stefan montague #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: archer #choongverse incorrect #chat post

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I guess none of us will get through this without some terrible sin.

— Isalyn, probably

#queue #if this doesn't sound like her internal monologue #also apparently this is from animorphs? which i used to read as a kid?? #i don't remember which one said this #update from google: the internet does not know who said this! #not enough results #ugh. anyway #isalyn han #isa charmaine #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #source: animorphs #choongverse incorrect #quote post

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stefan, trying to be compassionate: i look at both of us, and you know what i see? losers!

isalyn:

stefan: …i mean, like, folks who have lost stuff.

#queue #isalyn: what the fuck #stefan: it sounded better in my head!! #isalyn: it couldn't have sounded /worse/ #stefan montague #isalyn han #isa charmaine #OOH NEW BOOK TAG #the beloved and the despised #tbatd #mmm should i tag this with tbatc too #is that the series tag now uhhh #the blessed and the cursed #tbatc #i will. ask. later #source: guardians of the galaxy #source: gotg #choongverse incorrect #chat post