Grian, texting Iskall: Help, I'm being kidnapped!
Iskall: WHAT?! Where are you?!
Grian: In a car with a strange person. Help me!
Iskall: I'm going to call Mumbo
Mumbo, answering his phone: Hello?
Iskall: Where's Grian? He told me he was being kidnapped.
Mumbo: Kidnapped? What do you mean, he's right here next to me—
Mumbo:
Mumbo: I'll call you back.
Mumbo: I JUST HAD A MUSTACHE TRIM! IT'S NOT THAT BAD!
Grian: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Here’s another one from band. State, I believe! And this is all of the hermits! It’s amazing, to toot my own horn…
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Manifesting an end busting stream
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Am I funny yet
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speaking as a hermitcraft girlie who never watches tango, the true feat of decked out 2 is jaw dropping and utterly insane. EVEN IF you are not a tangogirl i would absolutely recommend watching his how to play decked out 2 video and just taking in the scope and spectacle of this project. the craftsmanship, the detail, the engineering, god, the sound design is enough to warrant some kind of reward or medal. tango is a fucking genius and artist and should be literally bowed down to I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW IMPRESSED I AM WITH THIS MAN!!!!!
watch everyone's videos when they all come out. support tango with everything you've got. decked out 2 is a testament to the true power of minecraft as a means of creation and creativity.
HAPPY DECKED OUT 2 Y'ALL!!!!!
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okay so like with the headcanons that redstoners eat redstone. like it’s not really that weird. yeah, sure, you’re eating the materials primarily used for essentially the wiring of machines, but redstone is also used in potions. so it is edible in some sense. id say that eating redstone would be like eating a handful of coffee beans/grounds vs brewing coffee- not wrong or super unhealthy, just weird
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Peeks out of my hole long enough to throw this out before scuttling back in
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holy shit you guys the hermits deleted docs entire perimeter
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So this is a tiny little AU I worked on over the last week, it followed my first ever Hermitcraft fanart which was me drawing everyone but etho as eggs
So, here is little hermitcraft!
(Disclaimer: not shipping anyone here, it is just fatherly figures.)
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Grian: Every time I hear someone talk about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete the joke.
Mumbo: Okay, but what is updog?
Iskall: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, usually with ketchup, mustard, onions, or relish
Stress: That's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of a program is released
Jevin: No, that's an update. Updog is the fourth-largest city in Sweden
Cleo: That's Uppsala. Updog is a symbol used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Joe: That's an epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current
Tango: That's an updraft. Updog is the modern version of a henway
Mumbo: What's a henway???
Tango: About five pounds
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This is a picture I drew over from band last year! I think this one was my favorite show from the four years I was there!
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DND hermits in no specific order:
IJevin - monk plasmoïd
ImpulseSV - Dwarf/tiefling Celric,
Rendog - Werewolf sorcerer
Pearlescentmoon - astral elf warlock
Etho - Tiefling Rogue
Vintagebeef - minotaur fighter
BdoubleO100 - centaur druid
Docm77 - satyr/ warforged artficier
JoeHills - fair/ changeling bard
TangoTek - dragonborn Artificer
GoodtimewithScar - half-elf wizard
Xisumavoid - shadar kai, bard/Paladin
Falsesymmetry - half-aarakocra, ranger
Stressmonster101 - eladrin (spring) druid
Iskall87 - goliath artificer
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