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It’s all “I wanna put Izzy in a glass jar and stare at him” this or “I wanna put Izzy under a microscope and study him” that. I wanna take him by the scruff of the neck and swing him around like a feral raccoon to ward off passers by.
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unforgivablengk · 7 months
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S1 did not give me any reason to be an Izzy apologist
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saturnscreen · 2 years
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lifransart13 · 6 months
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So...I made this drawing for a collab of vintage covers 👀 Selfship should be eternal
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chucktaylorupset · 2 years
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Izzy should be redeemed this izzy should die that shut up. Izzy should suffer; whether that makes him better or worse is his business
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toboldlymuppet · 7 months
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here in the storm, i found peace in you
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ourflagmeansgayrights · 6 months
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"killing off izzy after he went through all this growth and finally got to be happy means all that healing was for nothing"
goddamn that is a bleak way to look at life. we all die, man. healing is still worth the effort.
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whats-mine-is-hers · 6 months
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enthralled by the idea of him wandering around pestering his crewmates
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vroomvroomwee · 7 months
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Izzy lying to Stede saying he stabbed his painting to spare his feelings and make him think Ed was still a good person and didn't want to cause him any harm while being in unimaginable pain and barely conscious from having a limb amputated without any anesthesia all after being the reason they basically broke up in the first place. little man, you are so weird I want to study you under a microscope
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Izzy’s bitchy little “ooooo” after getting threatened by the English Officers is so underrated.
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flynnandsteel · 7 months
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I have not been the same since Zheng Yi Sao became a character in our flag means death. It means so much to me that pirate-related media is representing her more because I never would have known about her and she is too cool to be forgotten.
For years pop culture either portrayed her as the racist "submissive asian woman" stereotype or ignored her completely. It's infuriating. Now though we have a strong portrayal of her in both doctor who and our flag means death!! Let me tell you a few things about the rightfully named "Pirate queen".
On average, most pirates died 2 years after starting piracy. Edward Teach died after two years, Stede Bonnet died after one and Israel Hands impressively died around 8 years after starting, all executed. Our pirate queen died at 68 after a successful 9 year career. In fact, she only stopped because she was made to surrender and lived the rest of her years in effective retirement.
She inherited her late husbands pirate fleets and at one point commanded around 1,800 ships. Blackbeard is believed to have a maximum of 5- likely because he didn't get along with people well enough to amass enough crews to run them. She had the largest fleet in history.
Zheng Yi Sao was a leader and undoubtedly one of the most successful pirates ever and yet we dare to forget her.
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unforgivablengk · 6 months
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Thoughts on Izzy - OMFD 2 finale spoiler
In response to a tweet I saw. It's literally pirates, y'all. If they wan't to bring Izzy back it wouldn't be "pandering." A guy turned into a BIRD. Ghosts are so ubiquitous with pirating there's a NHL team called Ghost Pirates. I say this as a North Carolinian who loves real Pirate history - OFMD is not a biopic. I doubt they are going to have Blackbeard killed off our coast, where Queen Anne's Revenge is buried at sea. Suspend your disbelief and your cynicism for half a second and enjoy fiction.
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lorocomonkey · 7 months
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Man
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levitatingfrog · 2 years
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Aww!! It’s my little babygirl! My beloved!! *I point to the most insufferable man you’ve ever seen*
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chucktaylorupset · 2 years
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to borrow terminology learned from the excellent video essaying mr kd signifier, i am a fan of izzy hands the way wwe wrestling fans are a fan of heels
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