#it IS his father in law

[fe-fictions]

Had Jeralt been alive, how do you think Dimitri would have told him he asked for his daughter's hand in marriage? Or do you think he told Jeralt before his proposal to Byleth? Either way Dimitri would be so nervous he is so cute ♡

(A little headcanon drabbling, you say?)

Dimitri wouldn’t be nervous. He would be having a low-grade panic attack consistently over the entire six weeks it took him to work up the courage!

He had heard so many stories about how gallant and strong and witty Jeralt was from you. The man was an amazing leader, and a tender father who cared deeply for his child.

Very, very deeply. As in, whenever a man or a woman would proposition you for a date, or something similar… Jeralt had their asses in the dirt before they knew what happened.

The idea of proposing to you, and ask for that man’s blessing was petrifying. The King-Elect of Faerghus had been through Hell and back a thousand times. But he would have to do it once more.

You would try to reassure him when you caught him being particularly gloomy. Jeralt was a fair man, and he held Dimitri in high regard.

That would definitely plummet once Dimitri took him aside to ask this of him, but it had to be done. Besides, it’s not like he would try and kill the king, now, would he?

…Would he?

Of course, after six weeks of odd behavior and being avoided by a man Jeralt had taken under his wing like one of his own, he had already suspected what was goin on.

Besides, you may be quiet, but you weren’t one to keep things from your father. You’d hinted that something was on the horizon soon, and hopefully, he would approve of it. That something hit him late one night, after a few goblets of formidable wine with the fidgeting lion, himself.

“Sir Jeralt…sir…there’s a reason I asked you to come here, tonight. …Sir.”

“Other than enjoying a fine bottle of wine between friends?” Jeralt stirred the wine slowly in his chalice, eying his prey like a wild tiger.

Jeralt would have known his answer long before you told him what you suspected. He knew how much Dimitri cherished you.

Even though the poor king was bumbling over every word and stammering between breaths, the devotion he felt for Jeralt’s daughter was undeniable.

Of course, Jeralt would let him squirm for a while before relenting and giving him his blessing. He could think of no better life for you than what he always felt you deserved; one of peace, safety, and wanting for nothing.

That, and, of course, having someone who was so very in love with you he’d prostrate himself  on the floor to beg for your hand.

Jeralt would never forget watching the king of an entire nation getting on his hands and knees before him, asking for his daughter’s hand in marriage.

Him! A mercenary!

How could he say no afer a show like that? 

Jeralt would be sure to tease Dimitri every time he saw him for a solid month or two after that showingThe only thing he found more joy in was seeing that soft smile on Dimitri’s lips when you held his hand, your new engagement rings glimmering on each other’s fingers.

What a fine pair they make, Jeralt would think.

#dimitri #byleth #fe3h #jeralt #dimileth #dimitri x byleth #fire emblem three houses #fe fictions #fe-fictions #f!byleth #fem!byleth #f!mu #proposal prompt #headcanon #lets be real jeralt would be such an ass to dimitri the whole time #but dima would at least be a good sport #i mean #it IS his father in law

[inkiedraws]

"LOL this flip-flop wearing loser thinks he's gonna kick my ass and destroy my whole kingdom in the span of an afternoon. What an idiot"

I didn't intend for this to be a full comic, which is why it just kinda ends. Sowwy

#one piece #monkey d luffy #donquixote doflamingo #trafalgar law #i've been too nice to dofy so im gonna draw him suffering #dofy feels insulted and takes out his annoyance on the ptsd victim #also really loving trebol being the manipulator and then being like “hey this kid is alright!” then becoming the manipulated himself #him turning into a weird enabling father figure without ever intending to is great #but oda intentionally made him so gross an unappealing bc HE KNOWS he can get away with it bc the story is so good #and i hate him for it #anyway dressrosa's a good arc

[bugsinmyhoney]

a little secrete valentines drawing i did for @/liminalcarp (twitter)

love these two smmm

#opsecretvalentines23 #NOT SHIP ART #art #digital art #one piece #my art #fanart #one piece fanart #anime #trafalgar d water law #one piece law #donquixote rosinante #corazon #corazón one piece #a father and his son tbh #crying they deserve to be a happy family #coralaw shippers go away pls

[infectiouspiss]

david tennant turns his own son into a lizard in a dramatic show of support for the trans community

#good omens spoilers #good omens #good omens 2 #bishop.txt #also his father in law is there

[captainkirkk]

How long was it between when Iroh convinced Zuko to take up the Fire Throne, and Sozin's comet? A day? Less??

AU where Iroh convinces Zuko to be the next Fire Lord MUCH earlier in the series. Zuko, who hasn't been in formal education since was 13yo, understandably panics. He barely remembers his lessons on How To Be the Fire Lord, and they were all focused on how to rule during wartime. Not peace. What does an international peace treaty even LOOK like and how does one go about making it???? How does trade work when you're NOT trying to eradicate every other nation????

Book 3 Zuko spends all of his time teaching Aang firebending, interrogating the other members about their culture's traditions and politics, going on Blue Spirit journeys to raid any passing libraries, and reading everything he can get his hands on. He barely eats. He doesn't sleep. He's info dumping about the DRIEST political texts. The gaang are THIS close to holding an intervention or having Toph sit on him until he sleeps.

#the gaang: morning zuko how did you sleep? #zuko (600 pages into an ancient text on the economic significance of grain farmers in the rural earth kingdom): a... agriculture.... #avatar #atla #atla headcanons #i am obsessed with feral nerd zuko #the kid finished formal education at 13!!! against his will!!! #i know iroh was probably teaching him as much as he could but ngl zuko was NOT gonna sit and listen for long when he had an avatar to find #he's panicking and info dumps about ancient international law the second someone looks at him #hakoda is worried about zuko being nervous around him since he's a Father Figure #but zuko skips straight past the trauma and zeroes in on hakoda being an actual political leader!!! who knows stuff!!! #teach him sifu hakoda!!! #my posts

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

wayne's newest mug that he gets like the day after eddie and stevie officially start dating:

#big believer of wayne and stevie father/daughter bonding times watching sports and fishing before steddie are even dating #wayne knows it's just a matter of time and he wants to get to know his future daughter in law. and she's great #steddie #transfem steve harrington #stevie sees the mug and immediately starts crying bc 1) wayne loves her and 2) wayne loves HER like not only is he calling her an in law but #a DAUGHTER in law and she's like 🥺 #eddie is as dramatic about this mug as you'd expect him to be #like. BETRAYED. by mine own uncle. i mean i can't fault your taste bc stevie is perfect in every way #but i WILL be prostrating myself around the trailer in throes of rejected agony

[caemidraws]

obnoxious and unsufferable...

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #aesthetic #fashion #ocs #they'd totally be so much more unsufferable to have in party if they werent divorced... #yes this piece matches the last #mars d be taking disgustingly sweet couple pics while laying on his father in law coffin

[mugentakeda]

i think zuko and lu tens dynamic was like. if lu ten told zuko the sky was green and grass was blue zuko would believe it due to how he admired his big cousin. and lu ten knew that and found it funny and cute. but he never told zuko anything like that

#and even when lu ten told zuko his opinion on stuff hed tell zuko he can make his own opinion too #and even if zukos opinion is different from lu tens opinion then its still cool #because if it werent for different opinions every conversation would be so boring #unfortunately these things dont stick when youre scared shitless of your father and his word is law. but you know

[biohazard-inevitable]

SOBBING AND SCREAMING AND FUCK-

#one piece #trafalgar law #donquixote rosinante #corazon #one piece spoilers #tagged for a friend #IM NOT OKAY FUCKING GOD I LOVE CORA SO MUCH?????? #HE IS HIS DADDDDDDDD #FUCK I WANT THEM TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER AS FATHER AND SON SO BAD??? #BUT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS #THEYVE BEEN TELLING US FROM DAY 1 #BUT JESUS CHRIST CORA BEING THE WAY HE IS #CORA THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

[llamagoddessofficial]

Based on your recent reblog, how would Killer react to his significant other wearing the same clothes as him?

Did somebody say power couple? You could do matching colour schemes or fabrics, coordinate your jewellery to each other's, or style your outfits around the same base piece (like a sleeveless top or a leather jacket). The two of you can be the extremely attractive intimidating couple that the entire party is equal parts jealous and afraid of.

I think my version of Killer would delight in a significant other who also wanted to dress up. Not only is it fun, getting to coordinate with someone he adores - especially considering the other two bad guys can hardly muster up the energy to change their shirts more than once a week - but it's also a creative way to show the whole world you're his. It soothes his itchy jealousy and possessiveness. All he has to do, if he sees someone getting too chummy with you, is come up and stand beside you; it couldn't be more clear you're a matching pair.

It's definitely an unusual way to mark someone. But it works.

#llamagines #another bonus would be that nightmare approves #nightmare's style is a too refined and classy to match #but he likes someone with taste #killer having a partner who coordinates with him is very good #you're a good match for his son- i mean WORKER #unlocked: father-in-law's approval

[amaranthdahlia]

am + bkdk trio >>>

#drew this cus of the TUM chapter #and... ehem. the recent chapter. #but yeah!! always loved this trio tbh #idk theres just something sweet ab two fanboys getting their idol/mentor as their father figure #and said father figure unexpectedly gett #acquiring two sons #one being his son in law hahaha #was originally going to labe katsuki as future son in law #but atp bkdk knew eachother their entire lives engagement is not TOO crazy #but eh this is just a lighthearted post #bakudeku #bkdk #katsudeku #ktdk #all might #yagi toshinori #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #bnha #mha #theyre ALL important to eachother sob #like auhjwtoelg #cant believe the new TUM chapter is lighthearted despite the latest ch hahaha #but yeah AM super supportive dad!!! #dahlia.art

[redrobin-detective]

Something I think is very funny is that Ice King, Marcy and Bubblegum have been in each other's orbit for centuries before the main series. Early Marcy, hurt and isolated, I don't think would talk to or about Ice King all that much. I think she just straight up avoided him as much as she could. But she did date Bubbleum pre-series for a while and probably was at least a little emotionally vulnerable.

So I think she mentioned Simon, off handedly, like he wasn't once the most important person in her life. So imagine you're Bubblegum and your notoriously free wheeling, punk rock gf starts talking about this Simon dude. How he saved her from the wasteland, raised her, loved her as a dad and then left without explanation. This... doesn't sound like a real thing that happened. Bubblegum definitely files all Simon stories under "Things Marcy For Sure Made Up."

Now a couple of centuries pass and you learn, all in quite a rush, that not only was Marcy's "Simon" actually real but he's alive, here right now and has been the annoying Ice Wizard that has been kidnapping you for hundreds of years. I think I might lose my mind a little.

#adventure time #simon petrikov #gonna be real 'strange kind wizard adopts me saves me from monsters then abandons me to go crazy' has mad fanfic feel #I don't think a scientist like bubblegum would believe it? #and then out of nowhere its like 'oh hey simon is real and i didn't mention its bc he turned into that weirdo who's always harrassing you' #and then you have Simon back Proper #and you have to contend that your possible future sorta father in law once cried while reading his fanfic to you #they're all such old characters who have existed together for SO LONG #and yet simon and marcy have this deep bg lore that Bubs just straight up doesnt know #its so funny to me

[itsaflyingiraffe]

Y’all can’t ship Bowuigi without first understanding what it will do to Kamek to have to sit across from the dude he kidnapped as a baby 3 times like 35 years ago at the dinner table

#smb #super mario #super mario movie #bowuigi #kamek #think of the implications #the comedic potential #i already think it’s hilarious that everyone’s just sort of cool with it #but still #Luigi at his own wedding getting asked how they met and before anyone can stop him #he goes ‘oh my father in law snatched me out of midair when I was 4 hrs old why’ #and Kamek tripping over himself to correct him like ‘buLLSHIT I left him outside the whole time 😤😤’ #sorry to the people who love me but I’m right

[fizziepopangel]

“I’ll shelter and adore you more than anything…”

Touch and words of affirmation are his top love languages. He’s been through a lot that’s really shaken his confidence and his beliefs. Hearing someone actively reassure or compliment him is a huge boost for him, as is feeling something solid and consistent in the form of touch (especially when these come from someone he cares for).

Lucifer absolutely blasts show tunes and sings at the top of his lungs while he’s in the shower.

Flirting goes straight over his head sometimes since people often use the “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” bit on him and it usually results in him trauma dumping and showing them the actual physical scars he has from literally falling from  heaven…. He never understands why people seem to drop out of the conversations after since they did ask him.

He frequently uses the phrase “I knew him personally, so I know that God only lets things grow until they’re perfect. Some people get there sooner than others.” when someone makes fun of his height.

He sleeps in duck footie pajamas that Vaggie gifted him on his first father’s day since he and Charlie began talking again. Though she was embarrassed to give him a gift, he was absolutely over the moon excited since this means that his daughter’s girlfriend likes him.

Unbeknownst to the rest of the inhabitants of the hotel, Lucifer has a rubber duck that resembles them all. He often has to remake Alastors because when he’s upset with him, he tends to take his anger out on the Alastor-themed duck. At least one radio demon duck gets destroyed a week.

Eats candied apples religiously

He only wears the hat to look taller. Alastor knows this and frequently steals his hat and then pokes fun at his height as the king of hell wanders around looking for the accessory.

Lucifer loves animals so once a month he gathers all the pets (this included Razzle and Dazzle prior to Dazzle’s death) of the hotel for a little playdates. He buys them cute little outfits, takes them to pet parks to play, buys them each a new toy, and gets them hell’s version of a pup cup.

Yes, he did try to take Husk once because he does in fact view the man as a giant kitty that he really wants to win over…. And yes, Husk does go once, he regrets it immediately.

Despite them not exactly seeing eye to eye (partially because of the height difference), Lucifer and Alastor both enjoy cooking and get together with snacks to watch their favorite cooking show once a week. It started by accident, but since it became a weekly occurrence, they put aside their differences for the one night to enjoy the show together.

Lucifer bakes muffins and banana bread every weekend. He even teaches Niffty how to do it, she’s a flour covered mess by the end of it and her bread usually comes out rock hard and her muffins rarely rise, but Lucifer actually really enjoys the company and he finds the tiny woman rather amusing to spend time with.

After reconnecting with Charlie, Lucifer made it a point to have father/daughter dates once a month in an attempt to get to know her again. After realizing how big a role Vaggie plays in her life, he would start inviting her out with them too and referring to her as his future daughter in law.

He absolutely hates geese.

Lucifer keeps his wings tucked away for most of the time when they aren’t needed, but he usually sleeps with them unfurled and spread across the bed when it’s warm out, or with them wrapped around himself when he’s cold.

While most people would think that the big boss of hell would be the all business type that drinks his coffee black, he actually prefers a soothing warm tea to coffee when given the option…. But if he has to have coffee, he usually has a cup that tends to be more creamer than coffee and it has to be tooth rottingly sweet.

There’s a cabinet in the Hazbin Hotel kitchen full of mugs. Lucifer has 4 duck themed mugs in that cabinet… there were 6 but Alastor “accidentally” broke two.

Lucifer keeps one of Charlie’s baby photos in the pocket of his jacket, but as their relationship improves, he keeps a newer photo of the two of them together in his pocket with it too.

There’s a cabinet in the Hazbin Hotel kitchen full of mugs. Lucifer has 4 duck themed mugs in that cabinet… there were 6 but Alastor “accidentally” broke two.

Lucifer keeps one of Charlie’s baby photos in the pocket of his jacket, but as their relationship improves, he keeps a newer photo of the two of them together in his pocket with it too.

#fizziepop thoughts #vivziepop #hazbin hotel #hazbin headcanons #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer headcanons #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #vaggie hazbin hotel #lucifer would be the best father in law #dad beat dad #more than anything #more than anything was one of my favorite songs #lucifer and alastor would frienemies #duckies #luci and his duckies #lucifer would love playing with the animals around the hotel

[caroandcats]

stop seeing eddie's relationships with people only through their links with buck challenge

#makes a eddie&bobby post: oh yeah that's his father in law!!! #makes a eddie&chimney post: oh yeah it's because they'll be in laws soon!! #aaaaa stop it #i don't want this in my notifs thank you very much #911

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST]

Oh Jaskier... this is an awful winter for him. I think there are various things at play that would make Jaskier defensive. His track with father figures isn't the best, and while he firmly believes that there isn't anything shameful about what he's doing, he still feels like he isn't seen as anything different than a stupid omega, who can't provide properly for his child, who isn't a good parent- Meanwhile, if Vesemir threw the first stone, with his educational and disciplinary methodes...

#geralt of rivia #jaskier #vesemir #yennefer of vengerberg #geraskier #geraskier lovechild #omegaverse #blood tw #this is not how you want to meet your father in law #I keep thinking about how insufficent Jaskier feels as a parent sometimes #(and what that says about him that this is something that is one of his biggest worries) #and what Vesemir sees #a child that is well-fed #that gets bed time stories and toys #who gets his scraped knees kissed better #a child that was never beaten or slapped in his life - that has never experienced violence before #he has absolutely NOTHING to say #nothing to criticize #but Jaskier is out of his mind (understandably so) #(it might come across as slightly anti-witcherish with all the stories that exist about witcher stealing children) #(which Jaskier knows are bullshit that is not why he's reacting that way) #They'll have a lot to talk about! and for quite a while this explains why Jaskier didn't seek out Geralt #why WHY WHY did this story start to get plot it always happens and I can never manage to get it all in comic form gosh