#it ain't water

[anotherpjofan]

The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude

a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher

b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons

c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water

d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water

e) was literally only good at canoeing

f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"

literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like

Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -

Grover: No

Annabeth: No

Chiron: No

The whole camp: No

#the series would have been so much shorter if they werent in denial #and when he finally gets claimed: nah this bitch ain't it #even annabeth thought he was a child of zeus #girl you were DRENCHED IN TOILET WATER?? #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #heroes of olympus #pjo hcs #pjo funny #annabeth chase #pjo hc #pjo headcanon #pjo headcanons #grover underwood #percabeth headcanon #percabeth #chiron #pjo incorrect text posts #incorrect pjo textposts #pjo textposts

[daikunart]

#Alex... Drink some water bruh #Ain't blaming him... Imma drink some too #firstprince #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #Polo scene #Alex x henry #RWRB #Gifs #clowngifs

[randomeggart]

What if hat kid landed on an ocean planet?

#a hat in time #ahit #yart #ahit au #a hat under waters #ahuw #you know what *marine biologys them* #a silly au idea I had! more designs coming #...probably. if I have time #cries #I'm gonna be so busy with studies soon #I'm just drawing frantically in the short time I have 😭 #I have so much stuff I wanna draww and time ain't on my side

[gaytedlasso]

baptized in blood,

it drips from my nose

with no absolution.

what if it was easy?

Dean Winchester - patron saint of the weary

~

for my beloved Sana @sobernatural celebrating 2k

prompt: young Dean

inprnt / redbubble

#he's lost and tired and doesn't know where to go #he is weary. and this ain't no place for the weary kind #he's baptized. but the water isn't clean #sketch.art #spn art #spn fanart #sobernatural2k #young dean winchester #dean fanart #wincesties dni #kitchencule #castiellesbian #seraphcastiel #becauseofthebowties #archervale #cowboycoven #spncentral #yes I'm reusing an old poem but it was rotating in my head #the whole time I was making this #elliot.poetry #fun fact. this shot was the first one I tried to do with white charcoal #i started it over though cuz it was so terrible lmao. he looked like an alien

[rocketbirdie]

the new mercs on the block

#''ma it's those weird guys again they're here to change the water filter'' #yeah there ain't no way in hell zack is totally mentally stable after all that..... #riddled with bullets or not lmao #i think he should be a little bit fucked up and feral. as a treat. he deserves it. #living up to his nickname biting people like a poorly socialized pitbull. #ffvii #zack fair #cloud strife #zakkura #my art <3

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 4 #troubled waters #you ever get a victory royale ma'am. it ain't easy

[dirtytransmasc]

concept, cause the dynamics at play would be super interesting:

when Tuk and Neytiri are sucked into the hold of the Seadragon, what if Spider, unwilling to watch another one of this baby siblings, nor his siblings mother (despite everything cause he's a good kid), die without doing anything, jumps in after them?

they're now stuck in a flooding ship, spider knows his way around to a decent extent, they're all tired, they're all scared, they're all hurting. they have to depend on each other for survival.

Neytiri has to not only trust Spider, but has to follow his lead, has to trust him to guide her around a demon ship, has to untrust not only her own life, but the life of her youngest child to this boy.

Maybe they're separated, they have to find one another (my personal favorite scenario is that Tuk and Spider are together and he has to try and find her/guide Neytiri to him)

Spider taking Neytiri and Tuk's arms so they aren't separated by stray currents and raging waters (a parallel to "Sully's stick together"). Spider talking them through the breath holds he learned as a kid in case his mask malfunctioned before bringing them through the depths of the submerged ship (parallel to Jake and Lo'ak)

anyway. I just can't stop thinking about it. think about it.

Neytiri is faced with the fact that Spider jumped in after her and Tuk. he came for them, he put himself in danger to save them, to save her daughter. even after what she did to him. even after she held a knife to him, after she cut him, after she intended to kill him even after Kiri was released. he still jumped to her aid, even if he could have stayed with Kiri above deck where he was safe, he could have just aided Tuk and left her behind, but he didn't.

and there's so many ways to play with it and the aftermath. like.

Spider dragging both Tuk and Neytiri up the surface, trying his best to keep the trio afloat (namely Neytiri who was much less adjusted to the water and is exhausted by the night they've had) as they hope and pray to be reunited with the rest of their family.

maybe the stress gets to them and Spider just starts apologizing. I should have fought them harder. I shouldn't have let Lo'ak and Neteyam try and leave with me, I would have been fine. I should have seen it coming, should have taken it myself. it should have been me. my baby brother shouldn't be dead.

maybe he becomes partly delirious as he too gives into exhaustion, the big brother in him being the only part of him left coherent, so he takes Tuk close, whispering prrnen tsmuke [baby sister] over and over into her braids, assuring himself that she's safe and unharmed. he keeps praying to the Great Mother for his siblings to return to him unharmed. maybe he keeps asking where they are, if they're safe as his awareness fades and his memory weakens. all of his siblings. asking if Neteyam is ok, only to remember he's gone the second the words leave his tongue.

Jake and Lo'ak finding them when they come up with Payakan, both worse for wear, exhausted, clinging to one another, the only thing keeping their heads above water being spiders life vest, Tuk cradled between them. what a sight.

Neytiri watching as Spider looks over each of his siblings, taking them close, holding onto them as if they will be ripped away from him. the realization that he would die before he let that happen again hitting her like a ton of bricks the second she sees the look in his eyes.

a peace being made between the two in the wake of this event. spider silently claiming the role of big brother (he always was, but he had to pretend he wasn't. with Neteyam gone, he can't pretend he's not anymore), Neytiri silently agreeing.

idk man. it would be interesting.

#listen #I love them both so much #I just wanna give them both kisses on the head and a warm blanket and some peace and fucking quiet #Tuk too. my baby girl. oml #and I love putting them in Situations that test all of the patience and sanity that remains with them #its Fun ☺️ #(for me at least) #(they probably wouldn't agree) #forget about kiri for a moment. I love her. but I need her to play with her fishies (lovingly) and not interupt my favorite disaster duo #(trio if you count Tuk) #also. um. either Q's dead dead or be woke up from his little nap and dragged himself out of the boat. cause spidey ain't getting the chance #to find his ass in this situation. he's a bit busy being in a situation with the women who just tried to kill him. #😁👍 #idc if this ooc. I'm living my best delulu life. I haven't slept in days and these scenario is haunting my every thought. #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #spider socorro #miles spider socorro #miles socorro #neytiri #neytiri te tskaha mo'at'ite #neytiri sully #tuk #tuk tuk #tuktirey #tuktirey te suli neytiri'ite #atwow

[roadsaltedpretzels]

You're going to die.

Are you scared?

Good.

Now save yourself.

More fanart of Castoff by @thestarfishface!! (this time with 100% fewer memes)

1000/10 very good comic you should read it immediately!!

I got waaaay carried away with the lighting and glowing and junk and I'm still not even super happy with it lmao but I gotta stop eventually

#castoff #castoff comic #castoff webcomic #thestarfishface #all three of these dorks need to stay away from water #only bad things happen with water #gave me an excuse to draw a bunch of glowy water droplets tho so 👍 so fun and satisfying #I had to shrink down the main pic to 80% size it was TOO big for tumblr #also I for sure lost some emotion in their faces with all the intense shading but I ain't about to redo it lmao

[aliet-jayne]

@king-xie sent me the last two

#ibvs #isaac beamer versus the supernatural #isaac beamer #drew jovel #my art #(that ain't supposed to be anyone specific) #barry price #barry is holding the water bottle if that isn't clear. it's for drews ibuprofen

[bougiebutchbitch]

I am giving a big sloppy tongue-kiss to everyone who comments on fanfic. You guys give us writers life.

#or a crisp high-five if canoodling ain't your thang #no pressure #fanfic #writing #KISSIE KISSIE KISSIE #going thru the first chapter comments and getting energized #crops watered and skin moisturised #I love you guys!

[swan2swan]

Thinking about that time Wolverine just walked up to a wedding cake and sliced it with a claw that just passed through his muscle, blood vessels, skin, and hair.

#man should sterilize those #dip them in some sani water #or really strong alcohol #just because he regenerates doesn't mean he ain't carrying tetanus #x-men #wolverine

[ihatetheinternetandeveryoneonit]

Wyllstarion. This is literally Wyllstarion

#Also about the devil's water being ain't so sweet #but you can dip your feet in #im not clever enough to decipher those particular lyrics but it's got the vibes #astarion #wyll #wyll ravengard #wyllstarion #bloodfrontier

[navybrat817]

I stepped on a tiny shard of glass this morning and the kiddos were so sad for me.

Now I'm imagining Bucky or Steve insisting on carrying me around everywhere after inspecting my foot.

"How the hell did that end up on the floor? How did I not see it? This is my fault. I'm so sorry. No, you can't walk by yourself. Can't have you hurting yourself again. And don't say you're too heavy. I'm a fucking super soldier." 😂

#navybrat rambles #bucky barnes #steve rogers #ouchie #it hurt for a second #ain't no rest for the wicked #they would carry you everywhere #and curse the glass #because how dare something hurt you #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[zombinary]

"Is that my-?"

#Nora then helped him scrub it off because JUST water ain't gettin' that shit off LMAO #Nora OC #Smile For Me OC #Smile For Me Game #Boris Habit #Art Smchart

[vividblaze]

I love this game because you'll be panicking over the sudden appearance of a health bar and boss music... then the next thing you see is a griffin nosediving right into the brine.

#dragon's dogma #dragon's dogma 2 #screaming MY LOOT #this happened in the area leading towards the dragonforged... where it's that strip of land surrounded by water #ain't ever felt my heartrate spike that hard from the fear and disappointment

[jt1674]

#doobie brothers #what were once vices are now habits #black water #and I ain't got no worries #cause I ain't in no hurry at all