#it amuses me

[mychlapci]

that scene in house md where the patient goes "i'm not gay. i'm as straight as any of you" and house responds by quietly looking at him for like 2 seconds. that's like a poem to me

#i know he did that because thirteen was in the room but. i like to imagine things that aren't there #it amuses me #house md

[shitpostingkats]

What if Yuya was red-green colorblind

#i mean I choose to believe his hair is a concious decision #but imagine if it wasn’t. he was just trying for a gradient. #it amuses me #yuya sakaki #yugioh arc v #yugioh #arc v #ygo arc v

[synodicsoma]

How often do y'all think Guzma roaming around in the tall grass or crawling in the grass patches looking for bug pokemon does his POOF of white hair get mistaken for a pokemon? Just gets bonked by random poke throughout the day by young trainers and vacationing visitors...

#soma speaks #guzma #might draw later #it amuses me

[ourdesignm]

Anyone into Bedelia/Hannibal/Will?

#it amuses me #hannibal lecter #will graham #bedelia du maurier #hannidelia #hannigram #hannideliagram? #hannibal nbc

[jevilowo]

Conceptualising! Plotting! Theorising!

What if in Tf2 comic 7 Olivia summons the Horseless Headless Horseman? I'm pretty sure HHH was supposed to protect the Manns and she is like. The last one left. So.

Helen's debt has sOMETHING to do with the Darling-Mann connection (Redmond, Blutarch and Gray's mother, Bette, was a Darling, as shown on their birth cert), I swear.

My favourite connection theory is "Bette had an affair (cough cough Barnabus was the only one to mourn her cough they totally did it cough cough) and Charles was the result of that", which would make Charles technically a Mann and technically eligible to inherit Mann Co.

He would have no qualms on JAGUAR ATTACKing Olivia and this is where my favourite boy HHH comes in FIGHT TO THE DEATH OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!

Meanwhile the mercs are having a kickass party to celebrate the events of comics 1-6. Heavy and Medic are making out sloppy style in one corner. Soldier and Zhanna are doing the same in another. Scout's Ma is here and both Spy and Pauling (she deserves a positive interaction with another woman damnit!!) are frothing at the mouth. Scout is doing the Shinji pose.

Dell is haunted by visions (Fred is alive probably). Pyro will not let go of him. Everyone who hasn't died yet gets to, as a little treat. Probably because of the aforementioned jaguars.

Cmedic shows up because that is a whole thing that hasn't been referenced yet. Maybe he is Charles. That would be deranged idk why I typed that. Saxton and Mags are making out in yet another corner.

Chell and Gordon show up. Gman says some shit like wake up and smell the jarate mister freeman and they all get jarated and Kleiners stupid teleporter brings them back.

The comic ends with HHH adopting Olivia because they both deserve nice things. They bond over a shared enjoyment of Running A Business. Merasmus shows up for three seconds to yell at Soldier for killing the beatles or some shit. I personally hit Gaben in the face. The end.

#i am having a great time #yayayya tf2 lore #tf2 #team fortress two #team fortress 2 #tf2 comics #tf2 theories #tf2 olivia mann #horseless headless horsemann #silas mann #firm believer im the gray used the pregnancy machine on himself theory #it amuses me #tf2 charles darling #red oktoberfest #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 zhanna #tf2 soldier #zhannasoldier #scouts ma #ms pauling #tf2 spy #pauling x spys ma have a ship name and its #plain awkward #tho i dont think anyone has ever used it ever #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #orange box #teehee crossover #fuck im out of tags whoops imagine everyone else is taged

[fandomfairyuniverse]

You see the thing is they made Boston a scheming, conniving person who manipulates people into doing what he wants (including sleeping with him) and takes pictures of people without their consent and blackmails people and is just in general a horrible person

And then

They made him the son of a politician

And I don’t know if that was intentional but it is hilarious

#not to quote my dad or anything but politicians can’t be trusted #and usually neither can their offspring #I’m sorry I just think that’s it’s funny that the objectively worst person in the show has a dad in a political office #it amuses me #only friends #only friends the series

[sigery]

og!Eclipse talking about Chaos: Why is he so big?!

Glitter: He's full of love.

og!Eclipse: ... what?

Glitter: L.O.V.E

og!Eclipse: I- did you just spell at me?

#rle #kidnapping og eclipse #glitter #chaos #this has been sitting in my drafts as part of a reply for almost 2 weeks #it amuses me

[lenreli]

Tired: Dream’s nightmare form being claws and eldritch and whatever else is easy to sexify. 

Wired: Dream’s nightmare form is the most basic white boy looks, looking like every horrible white boy ever and bringing up horrible memories of them. Also, many of these looks we can see with Tom’s style, since it is... well.

#dc #the sandman #lord morpheus #dream of the endless #tom sturridge #i don't save these pics and looking for the 3rd one took so long #anyways #i do like this more than like. whatever usually goes on with the ~nightmare form #it amuses me #his style is a nightmare /affectionate #dream: would you love me if i were the most horrible looking white boy ever? #*turns into one of these pics* #hob: ........ yes #omnis mundi queuetura

[hollypunkers]

Its really funny how the marketing for Oppenheimer tried so hard to make it A BIG Thing but not only was it crushed by the Barbie movie in the box office, the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie (which split its audience anyway by releasing on streaming) is already projected to beat their opening weekend too

#hollypunkerspost #barbie #fnaf #ppl just wanna have a fun time in a dark time #like serious and historical movies have a place but why are they all about the same thirty white guys #oppenheimer was never going to do well they marketed a long form historical drama like a blockbuster #it amuses me

[burnthebodiesandbedone]

How bored am I? Give me fanfiction prompts. I’m on a Percy Jackson kick, but I’m flexible. Hit me.

#destiel #percy jackson #solangelo #jercy #is that the ship name #it amuses me #valgrace #wolfstar #jegulus #bnha #kiribaku #hotwings #riordanverse #ohshc anime #yes I tagged that #idk what else to tag but get creative #if I know it I’ll do it #as long as y’all aren’t freaks about it

[wildthunder312]

my fave thing ab the spiderman playstation games is whenever u land on the ground all the people nearby fall down its so funny

#like bruh sometimes im just jumpin like 3 feet off the side of a building and theyre like woAH #it amuses me #theyre so dramatic #spiderman #spiderman ps4 #spiderman 2 ps5 #rambles

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Do-ha (ghost who hasn't eaten in 1500 years): I don't know what this crap is or if any of it is good for you, but please eat some food.

#You have to imagine that food would look really different from 1500 years ago #and he was a member of the nobility he wouldn't have ever made food #so nothing from his life would prepare him to know about food #and he's been a ghost for a really long time #And doesn't have to eat as Possessed Jun-oh #He has no idea #it amuses me #moon in the day

[steviesummer]

Dot 1: Eddie Munson is a fan of Dio, who's song Holy Diver includes the lyrics ride the tiger

Dot 2: Steve Harrington plays basket ball in highschool, which makes him a Hawkin's Tiger

#steddie #just saying #someone has probably made this connection before but oh well #it amuses me

[lordansketil]

Foundation s1:

Everyone: End the genetic dynasty!

Cleon XIII: No!! >:(

Foundation s2

Cleon XVII: I'm ending the genetic dynasty!

Everyone: No!! >:(

#foundation #apple tv foundation #it amuses me

[iamapoopmuffin]

I love when the little lesson text makes it sound like the boys are talking to each other, and the best combination I've had so far is probably

Deuce: MRRREEEOOWWW

Riddle (directly behind Deuce): That cat is so loud >:(

#Just the idea that Deuce is meowing and Riddle is convinced it's Lucius being loud and obnoxious- #it amuses me #disney twisted wonderland #deuce spade #riddle rosehearts

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

scrolling through my dash on tumblr mobile is so funny to me because sometimes i’ll click on an image of a spider so i can get a closer look at it, but then tumblr loads the image from a different post. so, instead of getting a closer look at the spider, I get jumpscared by art of jonathan sims just staring at me with his 5,000 eyeballs and making the exact same expression as that one dude who got really pissed off at me for talking too loud in a public library when i was 16.

#it always feels like his arachnophobia having ass is judging me for my excellent taste in little creatures (🕷️💕) #it amuses me #i am easily amused