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#it be the shitpost hour
c0dyc0la · 2 years
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while dio was in the coffin he was so mentally kickin his feet up cutesyly and just giggling to himself like "I'm going to have SO MUCH pre-marital sex and NEVER pray because I am god now, I'm such a BAD BOY I'm a REBEL"
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akkpipitphattana · 5 months
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if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit
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flowersforvax · 1 year
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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
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casualcarpetshark · 11 months
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quarklynx · 1 year
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here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword
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bonesblubs · 3 months
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theharlotofferelden · 8 months
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“Gale is so boring” he had a emotional and sexual relationship with a goddess and was so down bad for her that he tried to reclaim a small aspect of her power just to please her and in doing so ended up with a magical bomb in his chest yet that doesn’t keep him from being a kind, slightly condescending, enthusiastic malewife nerd who thinks your dirty ass smells good GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
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tma-thoughts · 10 months
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Fact: spiders dont like the smell of catnip
Fact: catnip causes an itchy reaction in insects/arachnids
Conclusion: meows morales has the equivalent of a weed allergy and cant get high
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i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist
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caliartcat · 2 months
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tfw you realize your boss and mentor is a fucking idiot
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idliketobeatree · 3 months
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i had a vision based on this post
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kirbstarzz · 2 months
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This gotta be the most autistic thing I've ever put effort on
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payasita · 5 months
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coworker asks "hey how are u" and I give them the casual "I'm alright, how are you" and they decide to be cheeky and give me the "just alright? Not excellent? Hahaha" and in my head my response is "I am on day four of my full time week, do you know how big the world is? It is vast and beautiful and that's because Hell is small. If damnation comes for us both it will be a cage" but what I tell them is "it's friday, Carl"
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rithiathemoth · 2 months
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I like drawing them
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I love this meme so much it's so cute
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i just wanna be protected and cared for like i'm a tiny kitty with abandonment issues
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catragemiau · 5 months
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Day 2: Kim took the body to Processing early in the morning and you're done with all side tasks and talked to everyone you could while waiting for his return
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