#it couldnt be an actual clothing brand because most people on this site dont know those & theres no way it couldve been left as hot topic

[professorxsmokesweed]

Chapter 1. 

Hi my name is Charles Francis Xavier and I have floppy brown wavy hair (completely unrelated to how I got my name) and bright blue eyes that are more blue than the color blue everyone comments on them constantly and a lot of people tell me I look like Charles Darwin (AN: if u don’t know who he is get the hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gregor Mendel but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a mutant but I look exactly like a normal human. People sometimes call me Professor X (because of my mutation). I’m also rich, and I have a giant mansion in Westchester New York that I’m converting into a school (I’m 30). I’m an academic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly cardigans. I love Oxford (the university where I graduated) and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue cardigan (to bring out my eyes) with a white button up, tan slacks, and black shoes. I don’t need to wear lipstick, since my lips are already so naturally red. I was walking outside the mansion. It was extremely sunny with some clouds, which I was very happy about. A lot of CIA agents stared at me. I ignored them because I am the better man. 

“Hey Charles!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Erik Lehnsherr! (Magneto)!

“What’s up Erik?” I asked. 

“Nothing.” he said and then silently stared very intently at me. 

But then, I heard my students call me and I had to go away. 

#AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me xmenz! #hello hi hello does anyone know what my immortal is anymore. are half of you even old enough. #please google it and then go 'okay this is funny' #it took me so long to find a way to replace hot topic i was sasuke thinking.gif #it couldnt be an actual clothing brand because most people on this site dont know those & theres no way it couldve been left as hot topic #this is how i spent my time right before class instead of reviewing info about classwork which probably wouldve actually been helpful #i want to make this my pinned but i also feel like i need an intro section. hmmm #i shouldve made one for erik too. alas #cherik