the whole kanan ezra maul situation is SO funny. ezra brings home what is essentially a rabid dog and kanan is immediately like wtf is THAT. kanan and maul can’t fucking stand each other (the bi on gay violence is real) but ezra thinks maul’s kinda cool so maul is immediately like “apprentice?? new apprentice for me???”. So the second ezra is away, we get the whole “where’s ezra?” and formerly darth ‘no chill’ maul going zero to 100 real quick and being like “you mean my new APPRENTICE?” and then promptly trying to murder kanan. who then, freshly blinded, kicks maul’s ass like two seconds later.
and then when we see maul again, even though ezra is like fuck u, maul is still just like “hello apprentice” while committing micro aggressions against kanan. and also trying to murder kanan AGAIN, because you know, “if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again!” and maul fails. Again. Because he’s a loser <3
and when we see maul after THAT, he’s still like “ezra is my apprentice” and he praises ezra, just desperately wants ezra to join him, be his apprentice/brother etc. and Kanan is just like. I’m standing right here. top tier dynamic, no notes.
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I've only seen the first few arcs of ace attorney but the legal system is sooo funny to me. The only crime is murder. If you are accused of a crime, you are considered guilty until proven innocent. The only way to prove your innocence is to solve the case and find the killer. Your lawyer is also the detective. The other sides lawyer is also doing detective work so it's a race to see who finds out the most information. They dont share information or evidence until in the courtroom. Edgeworth had a perfect record as a prosecutor prior to pheonix showing up, so every poor schmuck who had ever been accused of a crime is in jail. The guilty party is never the first accused. Most likely a majority of people Edgeworth has sent to jail were innocent. He has no qualms about this even though the driving force of the show is trauma from when pheonix was falsely accused of a crime. Incredible.
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drabble drabble drabble (julinemo)
Juliana wasn't sure what she expected of her first day of art class, but whatever she'd expected, this wasn't it. When their new instructor arrived, a man with a piercing yellow gaze, droopy hair and a dorky sweater-vest under his suit, he didn't begin by telling the class what they would be doing or what materials they needed for the class. Instead, he began to wax poetic about the nature of beauty. Juliana did her best to pay attention, but he was getting a bit rambly, to be honest.
"Let me ask you all something," he said mid-ramble,
"What is beauty? To you, what is beautiful?"
Juliana's gaze drifted automatically to a particular student sitting across from her: Nemona, her new neighbor, classmate, rival, and friend all rolled into one. A private little smile found its way onto Juliana's face.
"Hm, nobody wishes to speak up? I suppose I'll need to call on someone . . . ah, you, it was Juliana, wasn't it?"
Juliana jerked a little, caught off guard.
"Ah! Um! Y-yes?"
"Yes, Juliana. You looked very thoughtful just now. Tell me, what is beauty, to you?"
"It, uh, w-well . . ."
Juliana felt her hands tremble a little, uncomfortable being in the spotlight. She struggled to think of something to say.
"I-it, um, it . . . s-something that makes you feel really good inside?"
She blushed under all the stares, realizing she had to do better than that.
"I-I mean, r-really, warm a-and, light, and the feeling just fills you up inside, and you don't have any control over it, it's just there. And you know nothing can ever take it away. Like . . . like sunlight. It feels like sunlight, whenever you look at he-- uuh, it! At it! I mean, at-- at-- at something beautiful!"
There were giggles from some of her classmates and Juliana quickly slumped in her seat, hiding her head in the crook of her arms, her face reddening. Oh god oh god, nobody noticed her slip of the tongue, right?
She didn't notice the teacher had walked closer until he spoke again, his voice a little gentler than before.
"That's a beautiful answer, Juliana."
She shyly looked up at him, feeling reassured by the teacher's approval. He smiled at her kindly.
"I'm very glad that you've found something-- or someone-- that inspires you so greatly."
He then turned, addressing the rest of class,
"There is no right or wrong answer, of course, so do not fret if this is not how any of you feel-- beauty can mean different things for each of us, you see . . ."
As he paced away from her, continuing his lecture, Juliana couldn't help her gaze returning to Nemona for a moment.
She found those beautiful amber eyes on her, and Juliana buried her face in the crook of her arms again.
She was embarrassed, but she still felt light as a feather, like her chest was full of sunshine.
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One of the funniest parts of Queen of the Damned is when Armand and Daniel see Jesse at the concert hall, and Armand immediately recognizes her as Talamasca, and Daniel is all, "That's a cool word, what does it mean?" And Armand is just like, "It means Lestat is a fool!"
Armand totally knows exactly who and what the Talamasca are, and what they do, and he is just so fucking done. Lestat is going through with his concert and they're probably all going to die, and now to add insult to injury, the Talamasca are there to record everything and probably ransack their vampire corpses for their collection afterward, and he's 100% over it.
I also love that Daniel is just obsessed with how cool the word sounds. Dude is so high on being a vampire for ENTIRE DAYS after being turned and it's so great.
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Sorry some cockwomble shared spoilers - that's sucks 🙁. As a distraction, help me estimate how much product some poor stylist had to put in Ben's hair on BR to ensure it was as immobile and immaculately coiffed as it is in those gifs. Imagine having to tame that glorious mop!
omg I'm not even in the Good Omens fandom (much like Ted Lasso, I just wanted to watch the show without any expectations or knowledge of what happens), but holy moly I am annoyed about people who don't tag shit!!! I'm used to tagging vague trailers as common courtesy ffs. This is a no brainer to me. Think what you like about Neil Gaiman and Prime, but I think sharing untagged memes about it is so mean to fans who don't want their favourite show spoiled.
Anyway sorry to use your ask as a soapbox, Bishy! To answer your question, I imagine there was a lot of hairspray and possibly some mousse or something involved, but since I am crap at styling my own hair, I would not know.
But one thing is for certain. As Aunt Sarah from Derry Girls would say, it is a cracker blow dry!
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