#it did not work

[lupescx]

what yaz didn’t realize is that the master gendermaxxed while the Doctor shirked off womanhood at every opportunity

#take this lightly #one of the doctor-master’s attempts to get Yaz to like him back #it did not work #doctor who #the master #dhawan master #dhawan!doctor #yasmin khan #yaz khan #yazter

[midnights-dragon]

just went out to reconnect with nature in an attempt to get over my stupid crush on my bsf

#it did not work #but i saw a bird #rambles #personal

[kottkrig]

Public rp is fun

#she was trying to summon ice cream #it did not work #character: zala #wow screenshots

[starry-teacup]

so many people will say that Jon is sexy (factually incorrect), hot (eh don't see it but to each his own), or cute (mmm yes but in a pathetic cat way)

but I've never once heard his appearance described as healthy

#someone get my boy some food #or water #or a shower #he's not like Martin he cannot survive off of tea alone #nah but what he really needs is sleep #plot twist all of tma is a sleep-deprived hallucination enhanced by the spiral #fatigue was his mind trying to incept him back to reality #it did not work #tma #the magnus archives #jon #jon simms #jonathan simms #jonathan sims #or however you spell his name

[dinomater]

I'm not gonna lie. I fucking hated the ofmd finale. What the actual fuck?? Killing off Izzy, the character who had the most growth and importance this season??? Literally why? Seeing Izzy become more comfortable with the crew and himself, as a queer person, has been so wonderful and important. So when his death scene was so poorly paced and anticlimactic... Idk, it feels really disrespectful and gross

#i don't know how to describe it #these are just my thoughts right after watching it #i'm just... so upset?? #and not in a good way #if they tried to move the audience #it did NOT work #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 #izzy #izzy hands

[anartisticdreamer0]

ah yes, so we have now attempted the “Technoblade Method”

#it did not work #love phil immediately doing withers #truly the fed fav tho bc he still gets to keep his soul sand and skulls #qsmp #qsmp liveblog

[karaokebearwithal]

Sleepy

^^^^^

Appropriate work life balance

#I forgor to sleep at a normal time last night #I couldn't muster the will to do the things i needed to do #Cuz my eyes kept betraying me #I kept trying to tell my self #“No I'm not tired at all haha” #It did not work #I fell asleep halfway between making this #It didn't even help it just made me more tired!!!!!

[pushing500]

Kaz got food poisoning, and we have a new colonist in Kawoo, a lovely yttakin lady who is very helpful in dealing with our excess of baby thrumbos (and many other animals).

Head Researcher Brennan has unlocked a new trait after getting malaria, which is apparently a thing that can happen, and Irwin is going to marry Connie! It's very exciting, but I am wondering if I should keep calling him "Irwin" even when it's not his name anymore... I don't really think "Max" suits him, though.

Randy Random noticed that Irwin got engaged and decided it would be fun to give him a mysterious backstory, complete with an ex-wife, who showed up pretty much immediately after he proposed to Connie.

Ex-wife Bosva has the same religion as Connie and is just as disgusted at Irwin's lack of a hat as she is. Several of the men accompanying the tribute collectors were also hatless and very upset about having their hair exposed. The Empire has some odd beliefs in this save file.

Ungrateful colonists did not enjoy the 100% quality skylantern festival, but I suppose I can't please everyone.

Irwin's persona zeushammer, Xanxalbur, has the 'bloodsoaked' trait from the More Persona Traits mod, which means it sometimes splashes blood around when he's using it. Our poor training dummy is often left looking like something from a crime scene by the time Irwin is finished there.

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#rimworld #gracie plays #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #Two sets of betrothed colonists now! #Irwin/Connie and Wendy/Tamarind #Kaz tried flirting with Fafo again #It did not work #So now he's more sad than ever #I sold one of my baby thrumbos to some traders #Those things eat a LOT #But they're so cute so I kept one #Mama Thrumbo (Brandi) is pregnant anyway #So I'll get a new baby soon enough #Tempted to see if I can recruit Irwin's ex-wife #For the drama y'know #But I think the Empire would take issue #So I'll leave her be for now #blood mention #unpolished art #I love and appreciate all of you #have a good day! #The Animist Alliance

[wordpuddle]

resorting to wizardry!

#it did not work #but it cant hurt to try #ski jumping #zakopane 2023

[violynt-skies]

while i firmly believe that kusuo and kusuke are by far some of the most powerful and intelligent beings in they’re universe

i also believe that together they’re the two most stupid hoes on the planet who don’t understand a lick of social interaction or human emotions

take a saiki family movie night and kuniharu and kurumi have put on the cheesiest most dramatic romance movie ever on and these two just cannot comprehend this shit for the life of them.

“why is she so distraught over this guy she met three days ago”

“why is she crying?? the guy said he liked her”

“why is he crying this now?”

“why are they fighting again?”

“did they just make up? what was the consensus? they just stopped arguing and started making out.”

“none of this makes any senSE”

saiki brothers are annoyed and the parents are both sobbing in the corner bc the movie has made them completely and emotionally distraught.

saiki brothers upset that their parents are doing the same exact shit as the movie

#saiki family movie night #kuniharu is getting wet snot and tears on the boys and it’s gross #kurumi forced them to participate bc they needed to do more family bonding #it did not work #i’m also cannot enjoy these movies #saiki k #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuke saiki #kusuo saiki #kusuke #kusuo #kuniharu saiki #kurumi saiki #saiki k headcanons #saiki brothers

[bloodpen-to-paper]

Maxo is stuck in a goddamn Hell loop

He keeps respawning inside Vegetta's base, where he can't get out cause the doors only open for Vegetta and Foolish, and the turrets keep killing him.

#he broke the bed he kept respawning in #it did not work #had to be saved by foolish #qsmp #maximus #rip but this is hilarious sorry maxo

[fuzzytrashbird]

i keep running into situations that make me laugh in Obey Me events because i have some allergies and i assume my MC would also have them 

rn the vampire event has me thinking abt how i have a very tame, but VERY annoying reaction to raw garlic and onions. it’s like the usual eyes burning and teary reaction but x10 or more, and my doc said it would qualify as an allergy. so i tend to avoid them when possible just imagine, Solomon pulls out the garlic, and MC is backing away with their face all scrunched up, probably shielding their eyes as they start getting irritated since the smell of it is so pungent. 

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me event #vampire event #yes i know they have nose plugs #no i do not think it will help #i have tried #it did not work

[fruiitcakes]

last night I got high and watched good omens and I got so excited my roomate tried to make me turn it off

#it did NOT work #i only went to bed because i was scared that if i fell asleep on the couch #i would wake up to The Scene #which is not what I want to see when high at 2am #mine #good omens

[leskowitx]

Redrew my old Murder Drones poster from November 2021 cuz I thought I could execute it better (hopefully)

#Murder Drones #Murder Drones fanart #Glitch Productions #artists on tumblr #Definitely looks better LOL #You can SEE this one is better #Click for better quality too this file is pretty big ! #Uzi murder drones #N murder drones #This piece took so long the ibis paint UI is burnt into my phone screen #Thats not even a joke I took a few days to try and get rid of it #It did not work

[baladric]

truly it is incredible how much i dont want to go to my mom's house on monday lmao like it's going to be nonstop therapy time bc she's a mess and needs help that none of us can give bc she lives two states away from every family member and has no friends she allows closer than casual acquaintance, and im tired and in my own bad emotional state, and i just want to be in my own house and not be missing my cat or my computer or my safe spaces, like. why did i agree to six fucking days. why do i have to need money so badly that i agreed to sing the xmas eve services at my choir job (these go till 11pm) and then fly at ass o'clock on xmas day. why have we not invented teleportation so i can go home at the end of my days w mom. why..

#personal #im just immobilized with dread right now #exhausted to my core #spent all day mindlessly making art to try to get my head back on straight #it did Not work #and im out of food bc i refused to buy groceries that'd just go bad #and am saving my last soy milk & eggs & bread for tmrw morn #ughhhHh #someone buy me takeout challenge :')

[kloppool]

watching liverpool win a 12:30, away game immediately following an international break

#lfc #liverpool #liverpool fc #they try to stop us #IT DID NOT WORK