Incorrect quotes — BNHA
Male! Reader : Top 30 reasons why Bakugo is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!
Katsuki : Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
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i did “Aligment Test: What Kind of D&D Character Would You Be?” quiz (thank you @strangeswift for the tag!) and since the post was getting too long i’ll share my results here. i got:
no-pressure tagging: @likegoldintheair @laozuspo @booksandpaperss @magentamee @foodiewithdahoodie and open tag to anyone who wants to try it!
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bdubs and impulse are the gossip girls I think hahaha or something
oh are they shdhskdh i genuinely couldn’t find an agreed-upon duo name for them, but yeah if it’s gossip girls it’s probably not worth tagging anyway bc it’s not rly helpful as a search term yk
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mc and solomon are about to have sex but solomon gets distracted by lucifer's pact mark and gets jealous and huffy so mc has to comfort him and be like "babe ur still the greatest sorcerer in the world without his stupid pact mark now would a blowjob make you feel better or smth"
Nsfw content MDNI
Emotional support blowjob-
Okay, but imagine!! You’re in Solomon’s room, tugging each other’s clothes off. Hungry kisses being shared and then Solomon pulls your top off, he’s trailing warm wet kisses down across your chest and stops just above your heart.
At first you thought it was sweet, but Solomon pulls away from your skin and you can see the little scowl on his face, muttering “Did he have to put it right there?” you just look up at Solomon a little confused before looking down at your own chest.
You almost want to laugh when your eyes land on Lucifer’s pact mark. “Really Solo? Don’t tell me you’re jealous right now.” There’s no real bite to your words and the half smile on your lips is a dead giveaway that’s you’re just teasing him but Solomon simply pouts harder.
“It’s simply not far.” Oh how ironic it is to hear him say that- but you keep your mouth shut….leaning up and giving him another, softer kiss on the lips that he returns just as softly.
“You’re still the greatest sorcerer I know~ and so handsome too~ How about letting me take the lead and show you~” you practically purr as you get up, switching positions with Solomon so he’s sitting on the edge of his bed as you slowly sink to your knees in front of him.
But you don’t touch him yet, waiting for an answer “So, Solo? Can I show you just how amazing I think you are~” and really how could he ever say no?-
“Can you put your shirt back on so I don’t have to see his mark?” “Solomon!”
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im thinking... im thinking.... saltburn seeming to believe it's an erotic witty sick and twisted film about class when really its a psychosexual neon-colored faggot tragedy rollercoaster of disordered and down bad behavior is kind of like oliver quick seeming to believe (or at least pretending that) hes possibly some kinda working class hero evil genius mastermind when really hes a deranged horny bisexual freak individual who wanted this one 6'5 guy and his bigass house so bad he ****** his entire family
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Soldier Poet King - One Piece ver.
There will come a captain
whose smile is bright and free
with a hat that's made of straw
and stretch as vast as seas
for fun and adventure
he'll do as he please
and if you want a savior
give him something to eat
There will come a swordsman
who wields not one but three
the first mate of our captain dear
and made of loyalty
senses sharp
and a goal to reach
from a fight he never runs
to win he is ready
There will come a burglar
as pretty as can be
with her maps all drawn by hand
she'll navigate the seas
her eyes on the clouds
and royalties
she'll command the ship they sail
and guide them to safety
There will come a liar
who's always quick to flee
a marksman whose eyes are clear
and hands that are steady
a sniper, a warrior
and fights bravely
listen to his tales so tall
he'll stand for his friends' dreams
There will come a chef with
a deep love for the sea
a dreamer and a fighter but
flirtatious he can be
has flaming kicks
and a love for ladies
and if your paths they ever cross
you'll never leave hungry
There will come a reindeer
who might look cowardly
a doctor who has a heart
bigger than his body
a child named a monster
and slightly naive
but if you look one final time
he's more human than he seems
There will come a scholar
a flower-like beauty
has a love for reading
and archeology
with limbs that blossom
unnerving is she
for her nation she'll explore
and answers she will seek
There will come a cyborg
a proud shipwright is he
a little shameless and he wears
his feelings on his sleeves
works filled with passion
and creativity
he will build a ship for us
to sail on every sea
There will come a skeleton
who's gifted tunefully
a lonely life he has led
existence a mystery
a promise to fulfill
and a lifetime of memories
the musician will play a song
and sing with joy and glee
There will come a helmsman
the first son of the seas
like a calm before the storm
he fights powerfully
he's gentle, he's righteous
and pushes equality
the fishman steers with a smile
and laughs wholeheartedly
There will come a pirate crew
'The Strawhats' namely
the world will hear their laughter
as they go on this journey
with hopes and dreams
and desires to achieve
come and join as they travel
the Merry and Sunny
With hopes and dreams
and desires to achieve
watch and read the story of
how they find the~
One Piece.
breaking out of my manga posting for the sake of this idea I had. The world needed to see this.
READ TAGS BELOW (only if you want to tho)
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Jasmine Al Ghul
A while ago the perfect assassin was born, she was Talia's daughter but Ra didn't like the rebellious look in her eyes, they were claiming for destruction and he knew that she would do nothing but destroy the League as soon as she could.
So he rejected her as the heir, something Jazz grew to resent. When the twins Danyal and Damian were born, one was clearly weaker than the other, considering that he was born without breathing and was only saved at the last second.
This made Ra make his decision: Damian would be the heir and Danyal his shadow. But Danyal wasn't interested in killing, no matter how much he was punished for refusing, he wanted to see, to explore, to learn. Everyone could see it.
Because Damian was spending more time on heir training, Jazz devoted herself to taking care of Danyal. She tried to teach him but the boy kept refusing, failing over and over again in the most simply things, Jazz hated him.
Until she stopped hating and became fond of him, feeling a kinship because of their grandfather's rejection. Danny taught Jazz things she had never considered (love, stars, a new interest far away from training, find the meaning of life simply by living) and she made her decision: she would save the boy.
Jazz escaped with Maddie Fenton (one of Talia's students) seeing she wantes to save them too and could pass as their mother, she took Danny with her. She couldn't leave him in that place, she wouldn't forgive herself.
Of course, Damian grew to resent his younger twin for taking their sister away. Blaming him for being weak, why did Jazz leave him behind? He could be a good little brother too, he was better than Danyal! In everything!
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