#it does not smell good

[b4kuch1n]

red lion wizard !

#pokemon #swsh #champion leon #wizard leon! one of em! #chose to color this one foolhardy style lmao. well it is done. I did Minimum cleaning up #this set is. well Im gonna draw the design sketch like with the toy doctor #but yeah the Other name for this one is 'wizard of performance' #which. uh. yeah there u go #Im actually flipfloppin between thinking this looks fine and feeling like I fucked up big time.... idk why. probably bc I put a h #uge splash of almond flavoring into this tea instead of like. two drops. like I wanted to #its literally like drinking perfume. why is vanilla fine when you add more than a few drops in but almond extract poisons you in real time #like why does a food flavoring smell exactly like something you Shouldn't eat. why is it made like that #well. I will sleep now. and maybe I'll dream. and then I'll know #have a good night lads! we are not immune to propaganda.

[ninjautistic]

I found out some stuff about Oni's and I have a whole bunch of new headcanons for Lloyd and Garmadon..

#instead of lloyd being the shortest in the group. hes gotta be fucking TALL due to his oni blood #oni horns are sensitive.. the power this gives me for garmadon and lloyd... #ONI'S ARE CANNIBALISTIC?? DO YOU THINK MAYBE GARMADON ATE SOMEONE BEFORE... #I hope its not mistaké however you spell her name #hopefully lloyd doesnt eat people.. #maybe in his oni form... #GARMADON AND LLOYD CAN GO INTO SPACE #Oni's apparently have a weakness of harsh smells and sharp objects too btw.. #but in the ninjago universe apparently its the power of creation #Oni's also have HUGE fucking spikey clubs as their weapons im totally gonna give lloyd that fucking thing #also apparently female oni's are likely good with magic and dark spells does that make lloyd and garmadon a trans icon /JJJJJJJJ #transphobes dont attack me 🙄 #oni's can have 1-4 HORNS im debating whether lloyd should have that unicorn horn #oni horns can be small or FUCKING HUGE too #so much potential headcanons... #ninjago #ninjago fandom #lloyd montgomery garmadon #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon ninjago #ninjago lloyd garmadon #ninjago lord garmadon #lord garmadon ninjago #lloyd garmadon #garmadon ninjago #ninjago garmadon #oni lloyd

[thedreadvampy]

The thing is. Bad/gross food is rarely a DISH - when food is bad it's because it's been badly made, whether because of skills or available ingredients. but a dish p much only exists recognisably and has a name because someone likes at least one version of it.

which is to say. there isn't really a way of naming a dish, school of dishes or specific food culture and going EW ISN'T THIS DISH UNILATERALLY CONCEPTUALLY DISGUSTING without denigrating quite a lot of people.

like you don't have to like it in any form. but it's eaten and shared because it's good to a not insubstantial number of people when cooked right.

(and I don't really understand how you approach that with total incuriosity when it's a dish you haven't tried like. ARE rocky mountain oysters good? Maybe! I would very much eat some to find out!!!!)

this is actually something the British food poll did in a way the American ones I've seen haven't really - they described how the food they're imagining is, specifically, badly prepared (grey meat and veggies; unseasoned shepherd's pie). which is wildly tipping the scales by calling it British Food but. like. that is an on point definition of why that food is gross.

(this also applies to American chocolate, which like. Broad category but I think most of us understand this refers to low-cocoa high-sugar chocolate, probably with bucolic acid. so we are being invited to imagine Badly Made Chocolate not. the concept of chocolate)

personally I just think it's very rarely a good or funny idea to shittalk how gross any given food culture is. partly because food is important and culturally evocative for most people, partly because it's very...alienating? to be like WHO COULD EAT SUCH A THING? just because you wouldn't, and largely because to be frank it says more about you than about the food that you have so little imagination or curiosity that you can't imagine why a food might be enjoyable to folks who aren't you.

yes this includes jello salad, I would like to try it. ONCE. if it wasn't appealing to someone it wouldn't be so widespread.

#red said #like. as if talking shit about people for eating offal or offcuts particularly hasn't always been hugely loaded in race and class terms #ewww can you believe filipinos eat tripe. can you believe Chinese people eat pig feet? #YEAH I CAN AND YOU SHOULD TOO. Those are normal parts of an animal to eat and it's weird that you think it's weird #but it's also. a really common racist trope right? like. how often does racist rhetoric mention food being 'weird' or 'smelling bad'? #because shitting on someone's food and calling it gross is a really good shortcut to shitting on them and their cultures #implying they're dirty or animalistic or cruel or undiscerning or have bad taste #this isn't crying RACISM AGAINST WHITE PPL btw #just saying. maybe in general we should shut the fuck up about finding entire schools of cooking gross #and it's interesting you know. bc Americans in the notes of the American food posts recognise there are race and class sensitivities there #but not that there might be similar sensitivities around mocking another country's food

[flamingpudding]

Fictober23 Prompt: 12 - "I am not saying I didn't like it."

Fandom: DPxDC

Rating: T

Warnings: -

Danny grinned at Jason who was sitting across from him on the table. Before the other a plate of… something was placed, accompanied by a cup of tea. Danny's first attempt at cooking. Jason had not managed to escape the Manor in time and had been unlucky enough to come across Danny, Alfred's new assistant / ward entrusted to him from an old 'friend'.

Of course Danny had to have that stupid baby deer and begging eye looks as he pleaded to Jason to please try his cooking and help him work out how to make it better so that he could help out Alfred more in the future. Jason was going to say no but the other teen was very insistent and had an iron grip.

He was pretty sure Danny had cut off his arms blood circulation when he had gotten dragged to the kitchen. Either way he was now presented with something that looked inedible and a tea that smelled heavenly.

"Try it!" Danny smiled brightly and damit, maybe his brothers were right saying he was a good damn pushover. Jason swallowed, looking from Danny's bright eyes down at the plate before him.

"Fuck it…" If it tasted bad he would wash it down with the heavenly smelling tea. He stabbed something on the plate, ignored the fact that he was entirely sure he had seen it wiggle and stuffed it in his mouth, eyes tightly shut.

He waited for the bad taste to impact.

And waited.

And waited.

But it never game, carefully he opened one eye seeing Danny staring expectantly at him. Carefully he started chewing and his eye widened. Not expecting to taste what he did, Jason stared at the dish before him that he could only describe as the stew of doom.

"Well? How does it taste! Is it as good as Mr. Alfred's stew?"

"How the fuck…" was the only thing Jason was able to say still not believing his taste buds. Stil in disbelief Jason then took a sip of the heavenly smelling tea and promptly spit it out like it had burned his tongue, just not with the temperature but with its taste. He coughed, hitting the table a couple of times. His eyes teared up as he stared at the sheepish teen before him.

"What the fuck, Danny?" He wheezed out, trying to catch his breath after the coughing fit.

"I was sure you were going to like ecto-tea, considering you already have ectoplasm in your system. You didn't appear to mind it in the food."

Jason's eye twitch. "You mixed fucking ectoplasm into this food?"

If Alfred weren't so fond of this boy Jason would have punched him already. Sure Danny was a good damn enigma and when Alfred had introduced them the teen had freaked out on Jason about how he had not treated his apparent sickness before proceeding to explain to Alfred and Bruce that Jason apparently needed something called ectoplasm to stay healthy. That been a fucking ordeal, Jason certainly didn't want to repeat. Plus point was that this ectoplasm did indeed cure his Pit Madness, bad point was he had to take something that looked like fucking Pit Water on a regular basis.

And now Danny was apparently using him as his experimental guinea pig for his ectoplasm cooking. He could have at least said something about having it put into the food and tea. At least the teen looked somewhat apologetic at the glare Jason was sending him.

"Sorry… you just always made a face when you had to take the ectoplasm, so I tried making it taste better for you." He couldn't help it as he ruffled the others hair earning a pout in return. The teen reminded him of his brothers, if Alfred hadn't claimed Danny already as his, Jason was sure Bruce would have attempted to adopt Danny.

"I am not saying I didn't like it. Just don't put ectoplasm in tea anymore." He stabbed with his fork into the wiggling food to emphasize his next words When he lifted it he raised an eyebrow at the wiggling goob of something, that apparently doesn't taste as bad as it looks. "It's better in the food, despite causing it to look like something you shouldn't eat."

There was a crash behind him in the kitchen area right after he had placed the fork in his mouth and Jason arched an eyebrow at the suddenly very nervous looking Danny.

"What was that?" Jason asked, his eyebrow going even higher as Danny suddenly pulled out a green glowing steak knife out of seemingly nowhere.

"Nothing!"

Another crash resounded behind him and Jason was very tempted to turn around to see what caused it. But before he could, the green steak knife flew right past his head. "Nothing? Are you sure?"

"Uhm well… I might have kept quiet about a side effect ectoplasm can have on food." Another crash and Jason wondered if this was why Danny had waited for Alfred to be out of the Manor on errands before he attempted to cook.

"I won't say anything to Alfred as long as you don't use the good steak knives."

"Deal." Danny then proceeded to pull out the Demon Brat's throwing knives. Wide eyed Jason watched how Danny jumped over the table into the kitchen area, he turned in his seat to continue watching but found that Danny had disappeared chasing whatever had caused the crashing sounds.

"Demon Brat is going to bust a blood vessel, no one touches his blades." Jason muttered, turning back to his wiggling but actually good tasting food, deciding that for now, he would ignore the fact that Danny 100% was not a normal teen Alfred had taken in for a friend. If his knowledge about this ectoplasm was't enough to tip them off then the way had moved and used the blades just now definitely would and had.

Taking another bite, Jason marbled at the taste before he chuckled and wondered what would happen first. Him and his siblings figuring out what was up with Danny, the Demon Brat attempting to stab Danny for having used his throwing knives, or Danny figuring out their nightlife activities and the reason why Damian owned throwing knives in the first place.

#fictober23 #danny fenton #dp x dc #danny phantom #dpxdc #crossover #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #Clockwork entrusted Danny to Alfred #Alfred claims Danny as his #not giving Bruce a single chance to adopt the boy #yet #the bat fam doesn't know Danny his a halfa #they just know he has extensive knowledge about ectoplasm #Jason is suspicious though #Danny doens't know about their vigilante life #or does he? #he did steal Damian's throwing knives #also... his cooking looks bad but tastes good #his tea looks and smell good but tastes bad #Danny blames the ectoplasm #but even without it is the same result #his parents curse prevailed #the food he works with comes to live

[babysitterpng]

stevetober day 2: moment (+ the warmup sketch)

the moment i fell in love with steve harrington after thinking he was a jerk the whole s1

#i drew once and it fucked me up #steve harrington #stranger things #me screaming crying throwing up while i was drawing this LMAOOOOO dies #i was fighting my ink the entire time #and the wash just obscured most of my linework #and the ink has this glossy texture?? which a. does not photgraph well and b. dried really splotchy #also a bad smell lol #i seriously debated whether i wanted to post this or not #but the whole point of this challenge is to work more with inks #so ya u get to see the good the bad and the ugly lmfao

[amagnificentobsession]

We of the Bildaddy Nation agree with Muppet Molly about our “firy” life bringing Megabitch!

*None of us believe that BO bullshit* 😘

@uziraphale can you confirm or deny any/all of the scents associated with @bil-daddy ?

#good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #what does bildaddy smell like #uziraphale and Bildaddy

[captainfern]

omg Fern i just wanted to tell u that I got a JOHN PRICE SCENTED CANDLE from etsy and it’s so magical. it’s scented with butterscotch, gum powder, and bourbon and it smells SO GOOD. (seller’s name is EmbersAshesCo if anyone wants one lol)

capitalism slayed with this one

#not sure if i’d vibe with that smell but honestly it lowkey does sound good #but riddle me this #what part of that grown arse man seems like he smells like butterscotch #nah baby gimme whiskey smoke and sweat #kidding but ask me again when i’m ovulating and i might not be kidding #captainfern #captainfernsalutes

[beeholyshit]

You know you made a promise Maroon

So please don't forget about it!!

#(🍰) *⁠.⁠✧ — Maroon #(☆) ｡⁠.ﾟ—⁠ Silver #pokespe parents #pokespe #you know how good memory can be when it comes to smells or flavors #sometimes a dish can make you feel nostalgic because it was something you used to eat a lot as a kid! or as a baby.... #maybe Silver doesn't remember anything about when he was a baby #maybe he doesn't remember who Maroon was but of course he remembers that soup she used to prepare while she was taking care of him #she would actually cook with hin by her side and let him try so he does feel like home when eating her food #I know I said this was going ti be Silver's month but I barely talked about him si #I'M SO SORRY FOR THAY WAAA BUT AT LEAST I MANAGE TO FINISH THIS 🩷 #and I'm hapoy with it! #I tried another palette to make it look more cozy and nostalgic hehe #AND I THINK IT WORKED SO I WIN!! #pokemon special #📖 //⁠ Pokespe comics

[crambery]

shes so shape bro….

#pet pigeons #pigeon lord #birblr #bird #pet bird #clingy pet pigeon #lesbians with pet pigeon #pigeon #i love pigeons #i love pigeonssss😭😭😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #she smells so good btw even my dad sniffed her and said she does smell really good

[rubyrins]

*ੈ✩Jerseys-Itoshi Sae

ೃ༄ was stealing a jersey from you’re boyfriend without telling him was a good idea??

Silence was strong when two of you’re closest friends started to scroll through their phones,but not until.

“So uhm.. what should I wear?”

“To what??” You’re friend ask,you notice both of them shut their phones of an payed attention to you

“Sae has a game this week and I don’t know what to wear”

“Hmmm” you’re other friend place there point finger on there chin indicating the sign of thinking

“Ohhh,I have one”

“What is it” you ask,

“What about his Jersey”

“Yeahh, that would be cute tbh and you can wear a skirt with it”you’re friend responded

“His Jersey??” You ask,unsure of the idea since it hadn’t crossed your mind that wearing his jersey would be a good idea but nothing could go wrong right??

The next thing you knew you were now shuffling through his clothes frantically knowing that he’s gonna be home soon about an hour, but you’re mind wasn’t helping at all nuh-uh,you’re mind was all over place,it was making its own opinions on whatever you we’re choosing you picked this jersey but you thought what if this is the one sae will wear at the game so no,you took another one,what if sae doesn’t like this jersey so no,you chose another one-

“What are you doing,love” uh-oh

You were frozen in place still holding a Jersey,sae was right there leaning in the door frame with both of his hands in his pockets tilting his head to see what on earth was his girlfriend doing,curiosity took over him and walked towards you while you were still stuck in place, you’re heart was beating so fast even sae could hear it

Before he could even take a look you stood up and hid the jersey you were holding at your back,

Sae saw the mishap that happened in his closet and saw all his neatly folded jerseys turned into a pile of clothes

“Did you do this” he said pointing the pile of clothes,you can never win a staring contest between sae so the best you could do was avoid his eyes and try you’re best to stay calm

“Uhm” “I thought you were gonna be home after an hour” quick change the topic

“I was too excited to see you,I couldn’t bear being that far away from you,I missed you” boy if there was an award for being the best at making you flustered he won it,a hand crept It’s way to you’re waist as you see sae then walked towards you even closer,you stepped back still avoiding contact,sae move his head in order to see you’re face,

You but you’re lower lip hoping this moment would go away

“Now,love I know you could never hide something ,from me now what are you hiding” his face was serious but warm he knows that sometimes his cold face could scare you when he’s mad so he tries his best to stay warm and sweet towards you

You sighed feeling a defeat he was right, you can never hide something from him and he would do the same

“Remember the game you’re gonna have this week” sae hummed in response

“Well,I asked my friends what to wear and they recommended me you’re Jersey,”

You couldn’t look at him in the eye

“I wasn’t sure at first but then the next thing I knew you have a pile now”

You looked at him and before you could elaborate further you saw a blushing sae with light pink hues on his cheek and on top of his ears,you found this scene cute,scratch that it was cute,he lets go of you and started shuffling through his luggage and took out his jersey that was new,he gave it to you

“Wear this one”

“Wait isn’t this new”

“Yes,that’s why I want you to wear it”

You started jumping from excitement and jumped on him you hugged him and couldn’t help yourself by smelling the perfume,God this man smells so good😍

“Ohh,I Love you love”

“I love you too❤️”

A/n:another one of my works that I made with no brain😍 I’m so so sorry if I have poor choice of words🥰🥰I also wanna make a part 2 of her already wearing the jersey in one of his games😍🥰😭🫶🌊💀🥹

#I have no shame #🌊 #sae itoshi x reader #itoshi sae #bllk sae #bllk fluff #i love him #i could cry #I want his Jersey #can I have him plss #blue lock sae itoshi #I miss him already #I BET HE SMELLS GOOD #OFC HE DOES😍😍 #anime #fiction #i made this the whole day #tell me more scenarios plss #what should I write next??? #sae x reader #sae x shidou

[solardrake]

robot girls go "let me freshen up" and clips on one of those air fresheners meant for cars

#smelling like oil and hot metal is sexy but sometimes you gotta smell good!! #bny does this btw #oc:bny #terminal talks

[frnkiebby]

yeeessss sweaty frnkie~🎃

#welcome to sweaty frnk day #where all posts will be frank looking like a drowned rat #i mean sweaty is usually gross #bc you know he likely does NOT smell good drenched post show #but christ sweaty frank is hot #well…..frank frank is hot anyway #frank iero #frnkiebby #mcr5 #mcr #mcrmy #frnkiero #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem

[crumb4]

the 5 words every woman wants to hear

#slime #smell #how does it #my slime #smell good :)

[buck-up-buck]

7x09 is titled "Unfinished Business" ....

Tell me that is not a revenge plot against Bobby. TELL ME. You can't. If I was not convinced before, I AM NOW.

hErE mE oUt.

I'm not saying they are going to burn down Buck's loft, I AM NOT... BUT, imagine Bobby is dropping a patient off at the hospital with Hen and Chim (I know this hardly ever happens but roll with me guys), and our friend, the Burn Unit Nurse, sees him, and is like...

"Bobby?" BECAUSE, he recognises him, from all those years ago in Minnesota. He lived in Bobby's apartment complex, they were somewhat neighbours, and he saw Bobby go into that vacant apartment that night (the night we do not DARE talk about), on his way to work, and was working a night shift at the hospital when suddenly, they get an influx of patients with burns and smoke inhalation from an apartment fire downtown, and he hears in passing from a nurse the address, and his heart sinks because no his fiance was at home asleep at that address and he hears from someone a few weeks later that the fire started in a vacant room due to an electrical issue with a space heater and HE JUST KNOWS.

And Bobby turns around to face him and is like "Sorry, do I know you?" Because Bobby was going through it back then, he doesn't remember this guy, and the guy is like, "Sorry, no, I was mistaken." And he walks away leaving Bobby all like huh.

Then the episode ends with the truck pulling into the firehouse and the camera pans out and we see BURN UNIT NURSE GUY STOOD ACROSS THE ROAD STARING UP AT THE FIREHOUSE BECAUSE DUN DUN DUN- He has some Unfinished Business to attend to.

If this so happens to lead to the burning down of Buck's loft because this guy does his research and he does some stalking and he sees a connection that Bobby has with Buck that he doesn't seem to share with the other members of the team, then well, ya'll didn't see it here first but I fucking called it if so, because you're telling me that is not a CRAZY storyline right there.

BUT, even if not, even if we do not get our beloved loft burning down scene that we have been writing and praying for on Fanfiction for years, you cannot tell me that there is not going to be some kind of dark revenge plot going on in the last four episodes. This nurse is about to cause some HAVOC I CAN SENSE IT. MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING GUYS.

Anyway, @whollyjoly and @thetangycheesemanwithaplan had the absolute joy of hearing this from a very sleep-deprived me last week and now that the episode titles have been released, Buck's loft burning down and Burn Unit Nurses revenge plot is going to be my new personality trait. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU.

#Thank you for coming to my ted talk #911 #911 spoilers #season seven #season seven spec #i am talking about burning bucks loft down again #unfinished business #are you kidding me #this SCREAMS revenge plot #evan buckley #bobby nash #bobbys past is about to come bite him in the ass guys I CAN SMELL IT #we love giving our favourite characters more TRAUMA #as if bobby hasn't been through enough guys GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK #first you sink his cruise ship then you burn his sons loft down #sksksks how RUDE #LETS GO PEOPLE #am I god? #am i right with this? #if the episodes would just AIR THEN WE WOULD KNOW WOULDNT WE #tim minear get on this shit #this is good soup right here #get me in the writers room #i have a creative writing degree and i am not afraid to use her #tim minear hire me please #i love you #tim #minear #tim minear #gonna tag him again cause we know he lurks on Tumblr we know he does

[milimeters-morales]

i will be totally honest with y’all i can’t see Hobie (ATSV) in a romantic relationship ever. like, i can’t see him seeing anybody ever as “the one” or even having multiple partners or anything. I can barely see him having friends outside of the ones he already has. I can somewhat see the “are we dating or are we not dating” thing being something he gets involved in, but not really. i think a lot of people either don’t know or just forget that he’s probably homeless and that his world is shit rn and that stuff he needs isn’t easy to come by 😭😭 and a lot of homeless people just don’t have time/energy for shit like romantic relationships and the stuff he’s doing canonically because they’re so focused on trying to survive. That’s why when I make posts about him casually flirting or whatever it’s never serious, it never goes anywhere, because honestly! Between music shows, trying to find your next meal, fighting the power, trying to find a shelter for the night, helping other homeless people and others in need as both a civilian and Spider-Man, dealing with dimensional threats, trying to find a place to get clean, i just don’t think Hobie has time to even consider it. Sure, maybe there are facilities in the HQ to make it easier, but after that stunt, i think he’d avoid using them as much as possible. do you see what i mean??

#like i know he isn’t confirmed homeless in the movie. but like #like. i know. i also don’t like to think about homelessness and how terrifying it is esp for black guys #but you gotta realize he does not have all these damn hair products. he probably doesn’t smell good either #and he probably doesn’t have good breath most days or good teeth at all #and his clothes are probably dirty more often than not #and he will not be fun. people are not fun when their basic human rights are stripped away and they’re treated like garbage for a majority+ #of their life #like. i genuinely think people just don’t consider a lot of shit he doesn’t do or even get the chance to bc he’s homeless #and how you’re treated like a pest and as if you aren’t human and don’t deserve human decency/necessities #now don’t get me wrong. i love to imagine hobie having a reliable space at the commune! with karl and kamala and all them. but + #that doesn’t mean he has reliable food sources and it’s basically a middle class well stocked and cared for house #of course i can’t/won’t police you because i don’t give a shit about what others do regarding him but yknow. keep it in mind at least #don’t even get me started on the knowledge of fixing pipes and other broken shit. god i could go on forever lol #this post was about Hobie not dating anybody and it turned into this 10/10 to myself actually #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #m&m posts

[mayakern]

boy bath was successful

#not art #dog blogging #dog pics #very lucky rodeo is actually so good in a bath now #he does not enjoy it and he did spray me with SO much water #but he trusts us so much he just stays quietly in the bath #however i do now smell like wet dog #now i need a bath lmao