#it doesnt matter to me if its funny lol

[treasureplcnet]

someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL

#ok the joke is at his expense but im already romanticising this shit #20-something loser karl weissman moves into the worst flat of all time and makes it a home #hangs a picture of his parents' wedding against the worst wallpaper you've ever seen #just buys what he likes and calls it decor #how else can you explain the fucking model boat next to the fucking telephone. AND YOU MAY TELL ME 'oh thats just random set stuff' #NOT TO ME! #and it stays until he's in his mid 30s. develops a habit of not cleaning up along the way #the shot where he seems to have taken off his shirt/tie/jacket and then dropped them off on various pieces of furniture. HE LIVES LIKE THIS #also entertaining the idea that its his parents' old stuff that he can't bring himself to throw out .. #i will created a fully fleshed out character using 8 episodes and fever dream visions if i have to #karl weissman #bodies netflix #edit: the original tags are above but since then i joined the discord and got to add these pictures LOL #saved this post as a draft bc i was like. i cant annoy people on the tag any more than i already have #doesnt matter. forcing this into the tag like a week after i made it anyway #im still so interested in the fact that it seems like there are more rooms that we never see #outside this bedroom and living space (and the bedroom isnt clear in the show either) #like. i rly need a 360 house tour NOW. #ALSO I FEEL LIKE A TOWN CRIER NO I DONT THINK HE HAS MOULD BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!! #the chair next to the liquor rly is something. hes MY babygirl

[toastsnaffler]

in a hilarious turn of events my flatmate didn't even know I use any pronouns....

#i thought when she was talking abt how her parents thought i was gonna come out as trans and kept checking my name/pronouns- #that the joke was that im ALREADY trans but in ways they dont know abt.... but nope she genuinely didnt know 🤭 #to be fair. i dont rly let anyone in on my gender business unless we're close enough to be dating or its an anonymous online space #like im legally cis and thats fine. idc abt ppl using my name + she/her bc thats not my gender identity its just AN identity that i use- #to navigate the world without ppl being fucking nosy bc i pass as + am sociopolitically treated as a woman (if butch lol) #to ppl who are friends ill joke that my gender is dyke (true) and to friends whose gender falls on a similar spectrum- #or who are transmasc ill talk a little more honestly abt it bc theyre usually able to understand better than anyone else #other butch dykes w a weird gender going on are the only motherfuckers who actually Get It but theyre hard to come by tbh #to be frank i dont fucking know whats going on w my gender. and i dont rly care enough to do the introspection to figure it out rn #i have so many other problems in my life and im lucky that most of my beef w gender can be solved by presenting butch + binding #and using any pronouns around other queer ppl. its actually incredibly funny to me when ppl she/her me bc its like tch. this chump hasnt #unlocked my level of gender yet. pronouns and names in general are so far disconnected from the way i exist in the world... #its just smth thats fun for me to play around with + makes me feel weird sometimes but in ways i havent distilled yet yknow #and this has been my approach to gender for like?? 4-5 years now??? and likely will continue to be for a long while.. #anyway. its not actually that surprising my flatmate doesnt know bc shes cis so ive never felt compelled to have a deeper conversation #abt gender with her. but also i could sweeaaar its been mentioned bc almost all our other friends are trans lol #and also ive been introducing myself at queer sports socials w any pronouns and i swear i talked abt that w her..... whatever #and my pronouns are on discord and shes def seen my tumblr before but maybe i didnt have them in my bio at the time... i digress #i kind of prefer cis ppl she/hering me tbh. theyre not able to they them or he him or whatever else me in a way that matters..... #altho i do find it fascinating when she or other ppl elect to use neutral or masculine terms for me. raising an eyebrow and taking notes #like when she got a job and joked abt me being her househusband.. pulling up the fem/masc tally chart and chalking a line up #a la nona the ninth.... ive been trying to figure out whos inhabiting this body my entire fucking life with no luck girl #ANYWAY just smth to think abt. im so tired i think my brain is gonna start seeping out my eyeballs #im gonna watch some more pluto and read and then -> 🛌 #another 6:30 start tomorrow woohoo #.diaries #zzzzz

[rosykims]

IVE NEVER GOT THIS HOWE DIALOGUE. THROWING UPPPPPPPPPPPP

#GOD. THIS GAME. RENDON HOWE DIE HORRIBLY CHALLENGE (EASY) #tay plays dao #A FOOL HUSK OF A DAUGHTER LIKELY TO END HER DAYS UNDER A ROCK IN THE DEEP ROADS???????? #'bryce couslands little spitfire all dressed up and still playing the man' has always been one of my favorite lines Ever. AND NOW THIS ??? #BRO....................................................................................... #oc: elspeth #for her this is taking place like. a bit less than 2 months after the deep roads supertrauma i was talking abt yesterday lol #her being at her weakest psychologically and. dsfkjhjfsdfd #hearing THAT?????????? and being like ok. some points have been made #but also after the deep roads shes simultaneously stuck in this ''nothing is real and nothing matters'' mindse so it doesnt hurt as much #since shes already been telling herself all that for months anyway. #like yeah ok and what of it. i might be nothing but im abt to cut YOU into nothing and that will make me feel better <3 #GJKGFJKFG #i also think its so funny going from the deep roads to howe's estate quest. like going frm the closest thing in lore to hell itself #to the mansion of some fucking scrawny prissy loser who hasnt picked up a sword in 20 years w guards who dont know shit abt shit #the whole party just. cutting thru them like a wave sjdksjk #ANYWAY NOT TO TIE EVERYTHING BACK TO THE DEEP ROADS BUT IT IS LITERALLY ALL ABT THE DEEP ROADS BTW <3 ALL OF IT <3

[todayisafridaynight]

OH YEAH NO so the Bucket List is Kiryu's side story while Dondoko Island is Ichiban's... most extreme tonal shift between the two IMAGINABLE but I did get a little misty-eyed at the trailer I'm not even gonna lieeeeee it's gonna be the perfect closure for Kiryu and for us as players... it seems like they mostly showed off the characters you can summon that we were shown earlier this year so I am Most Curious what else there is to the story... Date's the MVP for linking Kiryu back up with everyone though for real... Whatever they plan on doing with Haruka is GOING to make me disembowel myself too

While I actually don't think the guy in the suit is Ebina or Jo based on outfit alone (both ties are a cooler purple than that), it's one of the only scenes with no real context, so I do wanna know what's going on there...

fun happy island time for ichiban haha yaayy !!!!!!!!!! Dread. for kiryu. on brand really

THE SECOND KIRYU RECONECTS WITH HARUKA I REALLY WILL KILL MYSELF LIVE I DO NOT CARE i know it gonna fuck me up... i know this to be true...

#snap chats #cant wait to play dread simulator in conjunction with animal crossing yahoo !!!!!!!!!!!! #im never playing the main story. as it turns out. the rarest sight ever Me Not Shotgunning The Game's Main Story #jo babes your inevitable death can wait i have to help kiryu cope with his oncoming death. AND build a chair #DATE'S SUCH BESTIE FOR HELPING KIRYU IN THAT REGARD i love him.. i always forget to remind everyone i love date... #he's my best friend.. he's kinda lame and that's why he's my best friend.. #about The Mystery Pixels Tho. im still itchy to say its ebina #I GUESS IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER IF/OR BUT YK wuld be really funny to have another character with a similar palette #grey suit jacket black dress shirt and purple tie isnt the most UNCOMMON palette. as we've seen. but still lol.. #in any case.. it doesnt matter we'll just have to waaaait

[apricot-the-apricat]

better question than last time what are your OCS favorite type of flower ?? ? (if they have one?)

I was originally gonna make another doodle for this but thatssss a lot of flowers actually so I'll just list them. Might draw a couple later.

These are based partly on what google says flower symbolism is and partly on if they'd actually like the flower that's been picked for them by said google symbolism :]

Apricot likes Poppies, they're not that impressive and grow pretty much everywhere but she needs the seeds for potions so she's gained an appreciation for them. Whenever she's running out of poppy seeds and needs to go get more she usually picks a couple flowers for herself too.

Harold likes Dandelions a lot, both the pretty flowers and the dandelion puffs. He likes wishing on them. According to Zeph the flowers also complement his eyes.

For Arachne im gonna go ahead and link to this ask reply lol, but in terms of her favourite flower it would be Snowdrops. She likes a lot of other flowers too though.

Dawn really likes those small, clustered, colourful flowers so things like Rock Cress, Lantanas, Forget-me-nots (obviously) would be some of her favourites, but she can't pick just one. She's the flower lady after all, she likes all of them. But neat lil flowers are especially great for sticking them in people's hair without needing to make a whole flower crown.

Neither Maeve nor Zeph really care about flowers all that much, so they don't have favourites. But I think Zephyr would find it cute that there's a type of lily with the same name as him (zephyr lilies! Also known as rain lilies). Meave would sarcastically say blue hydrangeas if asked, if she knew what they meant.

Honourable mentions to one of my other ocs, a luna moth who I haven't named yet, whose favourite flowers are Marigolds for their pretty colour even if she can't see them anymore. Dawn's influence just makes the entire royal court like flowers. It's mandatory.

#for dawns list i sat there for a good while going 'forget me nots are too obvious i cant add that' #its in the name #but like #they fit her so good #and theyre so prettyyyyy #and small #so matches her perfectly #btw im not using that godawful wikipedia flower symbolism list lol #im actually googling them n stuff #putting slightly more effort into the funny lil flower meanings #you dont need to look that deep into it tho #doesnt matter its just pretty flowers #oc: apricot #oc: harold #oc: arachne #oc: dawn #oc: maeve #oc: zephyr

[vogelmeister]

i love looking at shit you write when you're trying to learn a language because like,,, take this for example

B: Ja, ik kan bestel nu . Ik wil graag vis met de soep, en zal ik drink witte wijn? Nee, ik neem rode wijn. Misschien de Duitse wijn? Duitse wijn is de beste!

Ober: Zeker. Voor jou, ik zal even een lepel halen. Voor de soep. En zal jullie een voorgerecht ?

A: Nee. O! Heb je kaas met brood?

Ober: Ja. We hebben ook bitterballen. Het is ons nieuwe menu van Nederlands eten.

B: Bitterballen? Lekker.

A: Ik vind bitterballen lekker. Wat eet je liever, bitterballen of kaas met brood.

B: Ik eet graag bitterballen, altijd. Mag we een portie bitterballen?

Ober: Je vindt bitterballen en kaas lekker? Je moet deze kaasbitterballen een proeven. Ze zijn heerlijk!

like... you can tell homegirl is out here, trying to squeeze in every last morsel of dutch she learned. she is creating a story, but she also has written weird shit like "i bring you a spoon" and the whole "wat eet je liever" just to show that she knows that shit. good for her. come back soon.

#ALSO i know there are errors in this bc when i copy pasted this over i had to remove the comments from my dutch teacher #its mainly shit like me forgetting inversie conjugation and not logical shit so my point actually stands #so like i am well aware of the flaws here but im also here to show you what i wrote above all #actually idk what here in particular was not logical bc there was a bit after that was like unnatrual but thats not here is it #no #also this may be the homework where i actually sent in the wrong version sob sob cry cry ofc there were mistakes #i thought it was very funny of me to be like “you like cheese? you like bitterballen? try the FUCKING CHEESE BITTERBALLEN” #i found that hilarious at the time #hey im here to entertain #also i originally used the names of my ocs here lol but idk i just changed them to a and b here bc it doesnt matter

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

me: spends hours scrolling through tumblr like a useless homosexual

also me, as soon as my straight friend calls me to rant about the same guy: suddenly gets the motivation to do my hw

#LISTEN LISTEN I AM I GOOD FRIEND. I LISTEN. #BUT i literally could not care less sjfdlkdsjfl why do straight people cause all their own problems #slay is such a useful word like no matter the situation if i didnt hear what she said i can just say slay and itll be a correct response #and NOW SHES BACK ON 'omg u like this guy' that i hang out most with in our friend group because HES THE ONLY OTHER QUEER ONE SO WE BOND #but she doesnt know either of us is queer for sure and ofc for the straights boys and girls cannot be friends or like interacting with #each other non romantically blah blah #but at this point i dont have the energy to be like lol no im gay #this is so random im sorry yall am tired #kiri’s ramblings #also its so funny to me that he was my fav out of our 9th grade friend group and i didnt know why HAHAHA IT WAS THE GAYDAR #i need sleep

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#i was rereading thru my last dyslexia assessment and its really interesting. i took it 5 years ago #which is before i really figured out how to be a person and it does match a lot of my struggles #as u might expect. like very very bad short term memory and delay in ability to call words to the surface #the last one might explain why i constantly struggle to find the words im looking for. and obviously my ability to read and spell are very #bad as well. but they dont actually drill down on why. its weird. theyre screening for problems but dont ask what the problem looks like #from my end. like my eyes dont track well across a page and i find it it difficult to read passages because my brain is constantly #interupting me with unrelated thoughts and daydreams. and you woudlnt kno that from reading this report. makes me wonder how nuanced an #understanding of dyslexia we actually have. i should read dyslexia papers bc i find it really interesting #it also makes me kinda sad bc the person assessing me made notes like: very attentive and focused. obviously anxious when under assessment #like aw poor anxious freak lol. i also clearly did not fucking understand what they were asking on the executive function assessment #bc i answered that i had no problems there and i clearly have problems with just about everything asked abt and i kno i did then as well #it must have been academicly originated and like i can do school. im good at school. but everything else is a disaster #to clarify. i wonder how much assessment of how dyslexia is experienced when assessments are just looking got indications that #its happening. bc if u kno its there as a teacher it doesnt really matter what it looks like to u. but i personally find it v interesting #and im sure brain ppl do to. id do a dyslexia brain study. come at me neurologists #also questions like: r u able to stay organized? me: of course! i only exist in like 3 locations so even if i lose things theyre easy to #find in the massive disorganized pile of things i leave behind #its very funny to me reading that report as i take these measurements where my workspace looks a disaster and im constantly losing my pen #and forgetting what i need to do. then suddenly remembering. like can i stay focused? yes. i stay so focused that i burn my brain to dust #ay ay ay. at least i still feel ok abt my measurement taking. tho my ability to sleep is already in decline so im sure that wont last long #bc thats how it goes. an up mood where maybe i wanna run around in circles screaming a bit but its all good. not getting a ton of sleep and #doing too much. then burning out and losing stability. pulled forward by my own compulsive thoughts #but for now were good. and someday ill do a dyslexia deep dive bc i really really wanna kno but also i cant read which makes learning hard #when u want academic info lol #unrelated

[yellowhearther0]

girls when theyre tempted to post smth the most certainly probably shouldnt

#sagittarius.txt #tbf. its not rlly that bad because there would be no context provided #I would know though and that is. Hrm #though i guess it doesnt really? matter #shrugs #idk its funny to me lmao its probably not getting posted tho lol

[cannibalistic-suggestions]

#shitpost #cannibalism #I DONT KNOW IF THIS MAKES SENSE i didnt know what to write on the walls #but like. literally no matter what is presented there is some way my mind can twist it into cannibalism #i HAVE A PROBLEM MAYBE LMFAO SKHDJGHKSJ its so funny. ill take a coherent storyline. ill destroy it by adding cannibalism (or improve ig) #you can add cannibalism to anything to give it a little spark trust me on this #also was looking back at some of my old suggestions since i just do that sometimes #and its always surprising and fun in a way? there's some i deadass dont remember writing lol. and also seeing how they did #i actually found one old suggestion that got no notes at all and it was a lil sad hskjdgh but its interesting to see which one people find #and then end up liking the most. idk i hope that doesnt make me sound stalkery hdskjgh #ill post actual good content sometime soon LMAO i promise #(though a reminder if anyone's feelin up to it: submission box is open and has been for like. ever) #(if you want maybe some sort of specific suggestion i can try and write one for ya if you drop your ideas in!! 👀 or submit ur own...)

[evandorepart2]

ugh ughhhhhhh im hungry :( i grabbed our mostly empty bread loaf this morning since my brother was downstairs and i was panicked but it only had three slices and ive eaten them all and now im hungry.....when is that man leaving so i can have a decent meal in peace like what the hell. also i think theres something very very wrong with me mentally cause thats kind of fucked up :/

#I DONT HAVE AN ED...like at least not when it comes to weight except i feel bad when i lose weight. #so thats like the opposite of that. its just that whenever my mum was mad at me id have to avoid her so id have to stay in my room and #i didnt know how long it was until she was Not Mad so it could be like a few days to like a week or so. and obviously i couldnt make proper #meals cause if shes downstairs then that sucks #and i didnt want to eat dinner so id just say i wasnt hungry and then be hungry lol. but also when she cooked it was always stuff i couldnt #stand. either like i dont like it or it was just horrible texture or whatever else. #and so obviously id always default to grabbing whatever i can and stashing it in my room. which was a problem cause obviouslly its not heal #healthy stuff. or its like snack food that gets depleted fast and then i get in trouble for it. and im not living there anymore but its #carried over and idk i always feel embarressed to eat. like people will judge me if i eat. cause i can eat a lot! especially when im hungry #and i usually am! but then people are like wowww i cant believe you eat that much thats crazy #and god idk where im even going with this anymore i just have such a fucking issue with food like. its not even funny #and i cant even bring it up cause no one fucking cares!!!! no one in my family gives a shit to a genuine degree!!! it doesnt matter what #they say cause in the end you got issues and im mad that you have issues and were not talking about it bc i dont care #and its so fucking annoying

[todayisafridaynight]

I just want to let you know I love your blog. It makes me so happy.

Twice this week I had been having a terrible time at work and I hid for like 5 minutes each time to check your blog just to have a laugh. I hope you’re doing well IRL and I hope you know how much us ghost followers appreciate you ☺️

AW ANON im glad my blog was able to be there for you when shit was gettin crazy ♪(´▽｀) it means a lot to hear that: ty !! i hope your days are better and get better :}

#fave #snap chats #yall always manage to send things at such funny times... lol.. #i was just thinking to myself if i really mattered all that much The Daily Intrusive Thought yk LOL #ik my blog means a lot to a lot of people but i was just thinkin bout how interchangeable i myself am yk #it doesnt have to be /me/ runnin this blog but it is now innit. so i really am happy to hear this blog makes people happy :} #ik a handful of blogs have def been there for me when ive been In The Worst Mood Ever LMAO so its nice i can do that for people.. #plus i like runnin this blog. obvi i like sharin my bullshit LOL but its also just fun chattin wit everyone... #and sharin everyones thoughts :} no matter how unhinged they be sometimes :} #so in The Corniest way possible thank yall for givin me the chance to be a goober and for bein goobers with me <3

[zemnarihah]

started moving some of my shit over to my new apartment today adn well. its moving.

#i hate moving so bad. i hate the fact that this is like my 5th(???)time moving in the past #like 4 years? #also like. i doooo think this new place WILL be better but also i really liked my current place:( like i probably wouldve chosen to stay #here but my roommate rlly hated it. #this was the biggest room ive ever had it was sooo nice i love having space. #the new place will be nice bc its v close to my school and my friends and fam like ill be able to walk to school. where i live rn its like #a 20 min drive. and itll be nice to not have to deal w parking at my school bc those parking lots are literally hell on earth. and im gonna #be spending so little on gas #it just is like. well im literally done w in person class until fall semester. so all of that quite literally doesnt matter at the moment. #the only immediate change happening is that. its gonna be smaller #also its gonna be just me and my bestie. which will be good i mean our other roommate isnt that bad by any means but i think it will be #nice to have it just be the 2 of us #also im gonna sneak buttercup in bc its also more expensive and no way am i paying more for a smaller apartment and ALSO paying pet rent #pet rent is insane anyway but especially for buttercup like SHES A CAT. #but yeah they asked if we had pets and i was like no:) and the girl at the desk goes #okay just let us know if that changes bc if we catch you:) theres a fine:) and idk if she like noticed the cat hair im always covered in or #smth but i feel like she knew. but im not worried lol it was funny though #anyway. i will have to oceans 11 heist smuggle her in (take her on saturday when management isnt there)

[cubedmango]

what

#?????????? staff pissed at me is that what happened lol ??? #uh . am i supposed to ask for a second review #i think the rb w the feedback form is still fine so ig it doesnt matter #funny as hell tho its at like 30k notes already kinda late now dont u think #my post

[woolydemon]

it kills me that there wasn't an apollo justice anime bc if there was i would 100% be making amvs with it

#I LOVE AMVS theyre so special to me #i have a genuine passion for them #i Actually have a playlist on yt for all my fav amvs ever that i like to go through and watch from time to time #it doesnt matter of theyre like funny lol amvs or genuine sincere ones. both are good #even better if its a little of both #making them of course is also rlly fun #but what happens is i fixate on working on the amv in one sitting and neglect all my other responsibilities until i finish the amv #so i have to be wise abt when i start making an amv #though honestly i dont have much control over that either bc mainly i get an idea for an amv very suddenly #and the thought plagues my mind and i essentially black out and wake up to a finished amv #thankfully my fav lawyers do not have much animated content so it stops me from getting ideas like that #and i tend not to rlly like editing still images for these (minus some exceptions) + dont like using fanart for them #idk I've thought abt experimenting with using the sprites but that might be above my skill/patience level #rando thoughtz

[pagesofkenna]

your favorite and/or least favorite dragon age npc

or if you don't wanna do dragon age then assassin's creed

so I broke the rules on this one and did my most/least favorite DA companion characters, AND my most/least favorite AC main player characters (i don't remember hardly any AC NPCs but I can tell you my least favorite is Charles Lee. hate that man)

#ask meme #i have Strong Opinions about the men from these series that i hate #also i forgot to change the indicator color for DA man I hate lol #i... really dont like him... and i have read a lot of fan meta about why i shouldnt have him and basically have come to the conclusion that #it doesnt matter i hate him regardless and nothings gonna change and its fine hes not real i can hate him however much i want #also re charles lee you want to know how funny it was when i listened to hamilton for the first time #and that line 'instead of me he promotes charles lee' #and i was like INSTANTLY like BOOOO HE SUCKS I HATE THIS real historical figure who SUCKS #anyway i forgot to mark Cole as my Blorbo #also lol at carrying desmond around in a bag like a small dog but also literal tears