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guess1mjustheren0w · 19 days

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So What if one of the theories that the citizens of Gotham had was that Bruce Wayne is the Joker? Very few believe in this but the cult is slowly expanding.

The Joker has these crazy contraptions that come from nowhere. Like idk an acid Jack in the Box. How does he find these parts? How does he pay for them? Simple he's secretly a billionare and billionares can get anything-and I mean ANYTHING they want.

How has no one realised this yet? Simple Bruce Wayne covers his entire face with white paint! That's the only way he could possibly hide his face! And the green hair is just a wig!

The whole 'Bruce Wayne is Batman theory' is obviously just a cover up by Bruce Wayne to hide what he really does at night! The Kids are all in on it and cover for him!

#bruce wayne #conspiracy theories #dcu #dc joker #gotham #Tim reblogs every single post he sees on this theory and sends it to bruce #It drives him crazy #Jason dies every time he sees one #WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE SO EXTRA IF HE IS NOT A FAMOUS BILLIONARE IN DISGUISE!!!!#I AM RIGHT YOU ARE WRONG FOOLS WHO BELIEVE HE IS BATMAN!

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linktoo-doodles · 3 months

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i'll strangle you or i'll kiss you on the mouth

#laius thorden #laios touden #kabru #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #my art #Linktoo art #labru #narrative foil yaoi my weakness.... anyway #the way he grabs that guy and begs him to stay and begs like please LISTEN to me #its so funny how kabru‚ someone who prides himself with understanding people and their motivations #just can't handle having some random guy like laius with a big prophecy on his head remain a mystery to him #the way laius just entirely evades him it drives him crazy. kabru puts motivations and assumptions in his mouth in any attempt to Know him #hes so scared of this man yet simultaneously drawn by being unable to discern his thought process #meanwhile #laius is just autistic

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corollaservant · 1 month

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18+ mdni

Suguru loved picking you up from work on his motorcycle but he would never admit why. He drove an old Suzuki and all your colleagues (not just the girls!) would stare at him, he looked really pretty- waiting for you outside the office, with the helmet around his hands and a cigarette on his lips, killing time on the phone. Once he spotted you, he’d give you a wide smile and put his phone in his pockets. You gave him a peck on the lips and climbed on the back. Even though he did this for a year straight and he always drove very carefully, you had this habit of clinging onto him, enveloping his strong body with your hands and resting your face on his back, smelling his shampoo and leather jacket. You were squeezing him so tightly at times that your chest was pressing directly on his back making him hard while driving. He hated himself for being so desperate but just your body pressed on him drove him insane to the point of his knuckles turning white from his grip on the handles. You had never realized this though you’d notice that almost every time you got home, he’d throw your bag on the floor, push you against the wall and groan like a wounded animal against your neck, kissing you and fumbling with your clothes. His hands would caress your face while his mouth desperately searched yours, he was flushed and needy. ‘’Mhmm baby.. I haven’t even showered yet.. p-please’’ you’d mewl but he’d shut you up with an even hungrier kiss. ‘’I don’t mind princess, need you now.’’ he’d respond, pushing his achingly hard cock on your clothed entrance, rubbing up and down seductively, his tormented voice making you forget everything else (like the question why he was so hard already). He would lift you up against the wall, slide your soaked panties to the side, all that making out with him had you embarrassingly wet as he'd shove himself deep in your pussy, filling you up so good, you’d let a soft moan ‘’S..suguru p..please’’ you’d blurt, not even knowing what you were pleading for, trying to stabilize yourself in his embrace, you were slightly hitting against the wall with each needy thrust, gripping on his tousled hair for support, it turned him on so much ‘’fuck..baby ..don’t do that’’ he’d warn exhaling heavily, your hands on his hair made his cock twitch. You never listened anyway- not until he had your head banging against the wall and neighbors were knocking to ask if everything was alright afterwards.

#jjk fanfic #jjk smut #geto x reader #getou suguru x reader #geto x you #geto smut #him on a bike drives me crazy agshfhdjs #jujutsu kaisen #corollaservant

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sophfandoms53 · 3 months

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OH I AM LOSING IT RIGHT NOW DO YOU SEE THIS

I AM VERY MUCH THE OPPOSITE OF OKAY

#THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING CHLCGCGKXJFXG #SONIC X’S IMPACT IS CRAZY I TOLD YOU #THE WAY MY BODY SHOOK WHEN IT PROCESSED THIS #I GASPED AND STOOD UP SO FAST AND REWINDED IT LIKE FIVE TIMES #THIS SHOW DRIVES ME NUTSSSS #I COULDNT BELIEVE IT #I LOVE IT SM #LOOK AT THIS #LOOK AT *HIM*#PEAK SHADOWS ALL AROUND #PRIME AND X PEAK SHADOW #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #sonic prime season 3 #sonic x

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irishyuri · 7 months

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local homosexual has more game than the king of camelot

#merlin #my art #gwaine & gwen #bbc merlin #guinevere pendragon #sir gwaine #been a while since i indulged in the gwen gwaine bffls universe i created in my head #'ohhh gwaine shouldnt give his loyalty to merlin over arthurrrr' babe to ME #(and i know him personally)#he never engages with arthur unless its to threaten to steal his wife we're just not the same #also sidenote this is my favourite dress to draw gwen in atm but it also drives me crazy

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morganbritton132 · 2 months

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There’s a Twitter exchange where one Corroded Coffin fan posts a zoomed in picture of Eddie’s hand during an interview on a late night talk show.

All of his fingernails are painted black except for his thumb on his right hand. This thumb is painted baby blue with green writing but the quality of the picture isn’t good so you can’t really read it.

They caption the picture, “What’s this say?”

Their post is retweeted by one of Steve’s students with a picture of his hand where his thumb is painted black with a ‘SH ❤️ EM’ written on it with red polish. They’re like, “Probably this.”

#it is only Steve’s thumb that’s painted #he doesn’t often wear nail polish because he thinks it chips too easily and chipped nail polish drives him crazy #so it’s easier to just not wear it #if he is wearing nail polish it typically means El is in town #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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hatchetfield-scarecrow · 5 months

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The day we as a society accept that Dipper Pines is equally if not more selfish than Mabel Pines is the day we’ll know peace.

#gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #like yeah theyre 12 of course theyre dumb and selfish #but only mabel seems to get crap for it and I hate it SO much #like dipper gets woobified way too much #I love him hes still my fave #thats why it drives me crazy

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itsallaboutbl · 1 month

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Any more and I'll get angry.

Part 1 (2, 3, 4)

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zeb-z · 5 months

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Can we talk again about post Purgatory effects. Because when Richas’ death message came up, Foolish didn’t just react - he panicked. He was at a loss for what to do, started tunneling into the snowman, frantically trying to create some sort of cover or safe space for the eggs and himself. But it’s Leo’s reaction to this that really gets me.

After Foolish’s panic, Leo starts acting out. Starts making light and fun of a situation where it’s definitely inappropriate. Getting Foolish’s attention, then placing chairs just for them. Starting their usual bit where they look at one another and eat the banana. Taking out popcorn and tossing it to her Pa. Making him laugh, distracting him - in exactly the way he does for her, for everyone else.

Leo left with the rest of the eggs to protect their parents. To keep her Pa safe. And now they’re both back, and he has matching cracks like hers, and is visibly still distressed from whatever happened in Purgatory, and is panicking - not sarcastically, or just doing it to add to the chaos, but honest to god panicking - so she helps in the way she knows. Protecting her dad the same way he protects, with laughter and distraction.

#like her protectiveness and worry is obvious with how she acted with pepito. saying she’ll be the one staying behind to fight him off while #foolish runs. but this is something more subtle that is also driving me crazy dude #being a silly distraction to get foolish to laugh to lighten up to get him to forget that first panic. like father like daughter yknow #it’s driving me crazy #mcyt #qsmp #q!foolish #q!leonarda #z speaks

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bladesmitten · 8 months

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wyll asks the dark urge what's it like to be back in baldur's gate, to which you can reply:

"I don't remember it. But I'm afraid of who might remember me."

and he says this: