#it has to be.

[cavsthighs]

i swear to god this gluke vday fic will be finished tonight so help me god

#IT HAS TO BE. #its not even close to vday any more ashdkfhdldlf

[silantryoo]

I think the not your girl aeri fake dating au was made by user kangminjissi? But I think they deactivated because I can’t find them anymore 😕

what.

#—silan replies; #this is a lie. #IT HAS TO BE.

[the-furies]

where are all these short-lived followers even coming from?

this post

-Pansy

#it HAS to be. #i have NOOOOOO IDEA OTHERWISE LIKE WTF FJFNDJDJDJD #ask #anyways im having a grand ol time being insane on main frustration aside #I have a silley lil art idea actually :3 #couldn't find the version of it we rbed so the link leads to our bestie's blog be niceys to her she's amazing

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

Idea: due to him sharing his mind with hundreds of vengeful palismans, Cain has the instinctual need to bite Belos.

He really feels the need to hurt him a lot and if it wasn’t for his training under Eberwolf he would probably keep doing that.

After all the trauma he went through once he comes to Earth he probably feels that he should have listened to them

just how their relationship is complicated on Belos’ end, the same goes for Cain. He doesn’t exactly know that he shares a body with multiple trapped Palismin, he just regards it as his curse. He’s definitely intimidated by his uncle, but he wouldn’t say scared of him. That would be ridiculous!

But he does feel something in the back of his mind trying to run every time he’s near. The same part of him that keeps him from going to collect Palismin for the reserves with Hunter. The same part of him that says he’ll find safety in Bat Queen’s forest.

But it’s just the curse, that’s all! Eber and the potions have basically gotten it under control, and when Hunter abandons him, Belos shows him a way to remain in control even when the curse takes over! Sure, it requires him to carve strange symbols into his arms, and it makes the transformation far more painful than when he was managing it on his own, but his uncle’s just trying to help him!

…right?

#One thing to know is that Cain is still deep in the indoctrination even when he is taken to the Human Realm #After all… Belos is just trying to do good #Right? #twin brothers! au #tb! cain #tb! belos #the owl house au #the owl house #emperor belos #but then #if Belos was able to control himself during all his outbursts... then Hunter's scar... #no no. This is different. That was different. #It has to be.

[nich0las-foster]

Am I obvious? I- don’t make guesses at my identity! Look kiddo, I know you think no one understands, and I know you think that no one loves you or could or that you don’t deserve it… you know who else felt that way when they were your age? Me, your pal, okay? I know it’s hard, it’s very hard but you’re a tough kid, and while I don’t really support organized religion on principle I know for a fact your dad tried his best to give you the best life he could and that specific organized religion is a big fan of forgiveness. So whatever’s going on, whatever has you thinking you aren’t worth love, I think it’s time you forgave yourself for it. I promise you that I forgive you for it.

-Hiddenite

You don’t understand. You don’t understand a thing. And you are obvious, even if he won’t admit it.

#Always so desperate to help. #It’s in vain. #It has to be.

[fourfuckinghorsemen]

If you retrieve the parcel, it is poorly wrapped in leaves.

It looks like a mud ball.

It smells like Blackberries.

Will you take a bite?

Finn? Could you dispose of this, please?

#Ask #Tua rp #Tua rp blog #I can't. #I'm not supposed to. #It's fae food. #It has to be. #It'd make this worse. #I can't eat it.

[skipppppy]

“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.

You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are

#the venn diagrom of anti-self ID people and people who go around yelling about ‘spotting narcissists’ on reddit is a circle #sorry this has bugged me for a while #ableism

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[diabloku]

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

#hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel Lucifer #vivziepop #Hazbin hotel fanart #Alastor #Lucifer #Perception check #“you're much shorter in real life” #Alastor has no mercy if you're under 5“2 lol #I did: the storyboard; artworks and animation #And my sis did: the coloring; animation as well and the compositing #Team work makes the dream work lol

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi) #(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

#pattern recognition has transitioned from a reliable ally into a dangerous enemy #alternatively: memes that were written by data from star trek

[destielyurii]

#has this one been done yet #i just got here and im very confused #boop #juno.txt

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

#I'm going to be real with you I think anybody who hates on Will Wood has only heard like thirty seconds of it #will wood #lemon demon #mother mother #jack stauber #sp-rambles #glass animals

[jeffament]

me when someone asks me literally anything:

#original poll was from @sesamie btw muah #‘i don’t know / im bald’ has me in stitches rn #jeffamentertainment

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

#what a year this week has been #everyone is okay but C’MON