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jtl-fics · 9 months
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I'd like to request some A Foxhole Bake for WIP Wednesday please.
WIP Wednesday (7/19/23) - Closed | A Foxhole Bake
"What in the world did you bake?!" Paul Hollywood asks incredulously as he pushes Prue away as if Neil Josten's bake was liable to blow up like a bomb.
Andrew Minyard moved past both of the hosts and stood in front of Neil but when he opened his mouth not a soul understood the language that came out of the blonde's mouth as he pointed at the 'cupcakes'.
Neil frowned in confusion but opened his mouth and the same language came out of his mouth.
Noel sidled up to Paul and Prue as the two contestants had it out in a foreign language. "I know just enough Russian to know that they're speaking Russian." Noel says.
Then Neil rolled his eyes and, blessedly, dumped the cupcakes into the bin.
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toastbutteregg · 2 months
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sylvies-kablooie · 3 months
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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wizard-laundry · 4 months
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heeppy hoolida
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memeclassheroes · 11 months
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assumptionprime · 4 months
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Sometimes we could all use a reminder. (source)
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peggycatrerr · 7 months
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today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.
EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?
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va-draws · 1 year
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A moment of light during the siege
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fairycosmos · 8 months
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ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell
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toastbutteregg · 4 months
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arrgh-whatever · 1 month
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
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softwaring · 9 months
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lmfaooo
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scorchedhearth · 6 months
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characters who dig themselves out of their graves (whether literal or metaphorical) are at the top of the list. nothing beats a character who should have died but didn't and comes back to haunt their own life and the world around them, benevolent or violent it doesn't matter, it's enthralling either way
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memeclassheroes · 4 months
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