#it is so fuckin hot for NO reason

[madscientistenthusiast]

Personally I think that Azula should have been redeemed simply so that she can become Zuko's horrible little advisor who whispers evil little plans to him so that he can do the exact opposite

#the only reason she gets this job is bc he doesnt trust her anywhere else in the palace #its like enrichment for manipulative girls #also so that he can set her on asshole deligates like a rabid little lapdog #she just has mean fuckin pomeranian energy that thing bites then lights you on fire w flames so hot theyre cold #i think their sibling dynamic could be sooo fucking funny its insane #azula #azula atla #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla zuko #firelord zuko #DISCLAIMER I AM YET TO READ THE COMICS SO IDK WHAT HAPPENS TO HER IN THEM #also long overdue for a rewatch of the show its insane

[jeysuso]

#carmelo hayes #wweedit #nxt no mercy #wwe nxt #nxtedit #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #no mercy is right no mercy on my soul no mercy on my feelings #i'm so tired of melo lmfaoooo he's so hot for no fuckin reason #come cry on my shoulder melo baby i'll comfort u xoxo #(congrats ilja beloved ily) #walk walk fashion baby

[turtletoria]

i was having some wordgirl reboot thoughts and then embarked on a 9+ hour straight journey i can never take back (my hands and back hurt so much) (i have never drawn so much in such a short period of time) 

also im sorry the quality is so bad; i just hope theyre clear enough to see!

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #character design #character lineup #im not tagging all of them im sorry #it was so fuckin hard drawing them all and making sure they look to scale...... even now they look a little off #i want to color these but im not sure how long it will take because holy shit thats a lot!!! #chucks design is my favorite. hes supposed to have a picnic blanket patterned handkerchief thingy bc sandwich ahha #lady redundie is super techno now becuase i wanted her to look more like a copy machine. not sure if that came across right bc she just - #looks like a mettaton clone ToT sorry #also im so sorry but i gave everybody pockets because my kids... need snakcs. what if they want. to hold hting. item #also the tallest is miss power full stop. i wanted her to be the most physically intimidating #also damn shes hot. sorry #anyways if u read the tags this far feel free to suggest ur favorite wordgirl guy and i might add to this! its very fun #also im not sure if i did a good job but the kids are like. 14-15 here bc if wordgirl ever got rebooted itd be targeted for a somewhat- #older audience. bc all the wordgirl enjoyers are all in their teens and early 20s now LMAO #they look so baby here tho so im not sure i did a good job at that T_T #also i love rhyme and reason so much. #let me know what u think i care so much O_O #blease #now if youll excuse me im gonna go and explosion gif and fart with reverb sfx

[mercyking]

Sometimes...I live in a world where Gary King and Nicholas Angel are cousins.

And sometimes...SOMETIMES...Nicholas' uncle Derek is Gary's dad.

#This gets complicated if Derek is Nicholas' uncle via his father. Cuz then his last name would likely be Angel--not King #The wiki says he's Nick's dad's brother but i cant recall. and my rental of the movie ran out so :/ #I think it would be neato if for some reason or another Garys mom was like 'eh fuck this Derek guy' and gave Gary her own last name instead #all that said i have so many ideas about Gary's parents and i dont want to commit to any of them. go stupid go crazy as they say #pyra speaks #gary king #nicholas angel #Honestly imagine the drama of Nicholas being older than Gary so the whole arrest thing happened when Nick was a kiddo and thus Gary was BAB #maybe not even born yet #and then Derek gets arrested and then just fuckin yeets out of his old life #so Nicholas is Gary's older cousin who not only knew Gary's dad better than he ever got to but is also sooo ffing successful #Heehee i think that dynamic would be NUTS. heh #Saying this as if most of my thoughts for this au aren't fluff about Gary recovering and visiting his kind+supportive cousin in Sanford #twe #hot fuzz #twe au #hf au #cornetto trilogy

[todayisafridaynight]

haunted by the knowledge that sega loves referencing their franchises and how many missed opportunities there were for kiryu to meet sonic the hedgehog

#snap chats #//me three seconds before making this post// im going to make a post SO niche #NO LISTEN TO ME sega all star tennis.... sonic riders...... ok those are all the examples i got BUT STILL #like in sonic riders you get to play as three non-sonic sega ips AND the sega carnival levels are literally just love letters to sega ips #MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THEY GOT OPA OPA THERE !!!!! they even have vehicles based off of Super Hang On and Hang On #and when you equip them the ost changes to those games' themes !!!!!!! #shaking and crying cause at the sega carnival they have a spot for crazy taxi WHICH #AGAIN I HAVE TO REITERATE THE AMOUNT OF LOVE SEGA SHOWS FOR THEIR IPSLK i love... #anyway i have a reason for this mention. sit and hallucinate with me kiryu having to Be A Taxi Driver #and then he gotta drive sonic bitch ass around. durin a fuckin race #the urge to make a comic of that is so strong.... and the fact kiryu and sonic are in it means it'd be funny to a lot of people... #SURE the enjoyment of sonic riders is niche APPARENTLY but everyone like kiryu... eveyrone like sonic... #and itd only be like two panels lol.... im not doing that now tho. or ever maybe idk we know how my motivation is #it'll be there red hot one minute and then gone never to be seen again #it doesnt even have to be a comic it could just be a silly lil doodle #RIP all those comics i have collectin dust in my folders... #ok im done bobmarding eveyrone with Hyper Specific posts. tonight. i promise :) #theres a bonus joke here about daigo being in kiryus taxi again. lol <- please shut up #bye bye now

[morninkim]

decided Wren and their world's version of Elle had a kinda toxic romantic/horny fling during that campaign's timeskip - excerpt from the thing i'm writing for it under the cut

(idk if this getting posted anywhere since it is uh. definitely smut. and i don't have anywhere to appropriately and comfortably post that atm. but mostly just using it to practice writing again and i liked this little bit so sharing it hehe)

#my writing #my ocs #elle southorn #wren macgowan #the bit of their dynamic is that wren's been isolated from their friends for a year (and will be for 5 total) for campaign reasons #and starts to develop anger issues and this sense of helplessness that they channel into doing Big Violence as a mercenary #and they help this world's elle to kill her abusive uncle - which isolates her from her family bc his manipulation of them ran DEEP #so she ends up joining with wren and they become a pretty effective merc duo but elle very much encourages and eggs on wren's violent #tendencies bc it gets them money from all the jobs they handle and she thinks its hot as fuck to see them swing a sword so Hard like that #and wren kinda latches onto her as a substitute support system and projects their previous bonds with their friends onto her #and eventually that culminates in them doing the Big Nasty Sloppy Style and Often while developing Feelings #which then leads to wren letting her in on What's Going On with Plot Things from the campaign #and she fuckin splits bc thats all way too much for her and she doesnt wanna get involved in it if she can avoid it #leaving wren alone again with all That baggage AND the previous baggage they have to work through (which they are now post-timeskip) #how successfully they work through it is mostly up to how the rest of the campaign goes and how other characters react and deal with them #i have brainworms about them

[the-yearning-astronaut]

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#tbd #☉ #lemme start by prefacing this with I KNOW there's no real normal way to be human #ok i get that #but fucking HELL I wish i was normal #i wish my health was normal for my age #i wish i wasn't fucking. neurodivergent #im fine with being queer but ffs why am i in between normal queer and accepted Aroace-ness #why am i abnormal in that regard too #i wish I didn't alienate people i wish i didn't have to explain why im extra quiet and moody and minutes from a meltdown #i wish my hands and feet wouldn't swell up and hurt and burn and I wish i could take a fucking shower without feeling dread #because i had the water temp set to hot and now im dizzy and my heart is racing and im overheating -- alternatively I wish #i didn't feel so self conscious because i DONT shower every day or even every other day like i dont like when my hair goes limp either! #and i use deodorant everyday and wipe off when i can but i have fuckin Let's Sweat Buckets For No Reason Disorder so i always look and feel #like a drowned rat. im tired of being tired but not being able to sleep. im tired of not being able to explain that yes its really not you #its me. me wanting to be alone has nothing to do with you ok its my brain deciding to fuckin shut down because everything is too much rn #& idk how to tell you that im at my wits end but if you treat me with kidd gloves i WILL go off like a fuckin bomb. just treat me NORMAL ffs #just treat me normal 😭 i just want to be normal. i want to be able to sit down and just do my application stuff instead of #staring at a blank document for weeks and then wanting to throw things as the deadline approaches ( #its due friday and i have absolutely nothing written lmao) and idk if its executive dysfunction or anxiety or my tendancey to self sabotage #but either way im so fuckin fucked. im NOT in the headspace rn for writing a graduate school application letter. #trying hard not to cry rn bcs my friend and her parents are sleeping already bcs they have a 9-5 sleeping schedule to fit their 9-5 jobs #like i dont even have a normal sleeping schedule lmao mine's 2-10. i just don't understand why im so broken or whatever. not normal. #& i feel bad for bitching about it all bcs objectively i have a pretty decent life. i have a home i have food i have a family that loves me #im just back to feeling like im too much and also not enough and im so fuckin lonely. im tired of feeling lonely. and i think #ive got a platonic crush or two. or something. and idk how to handle that anymore. if i ever did. #idk idk i feel like im back to looking at the world and passersby through frosted glass again.

[ratgingi]

woe characters inspired by some of my cats be upon ye. info on them in my tags lol

#dialtown oc #jack dlc #twerpys head is a sledgehammer bc the cat theyre based on was born in a wall lmao #he works at the petstore with outis bc i got said cat frm the local petstore #lilys head is a fluffy couch pillow thing and she works at an animal shelter bc thats where i got the cat shes based on #twerpy is genderfluid bc we make jokes that my cat twerpy is genderfluid a lot #also i feel like shed be aroace if she were a person. its just the vibes yk #lily isnt labeled as anything shes just vibin #the 2 are part of a big sorta found family type shit that consists of chars based on my other 3 cats i just didnt feel like drawin more rn #twerpy is really mean and stuck up but is secretly super sweet it just takes them a long time to warm up enough to someone n show it #shes also secretly incredible at like. comforting people and helping them out. but again only shows it for people hes warmed up enough to #lily is super confident and full of herself and spoiled. she thinks shes super fuckin smart but she is very much Not /lh #she loves attention though and gets her feelings hurt super easy #also shes Huge on physical affection. she loves giving people hugs and holding hands and shit #like. shell be like oh im so fuckin hot and cool literally no ones on my level and of ur like eh idk that fit isnt really that good on u #she will start Crying. and get mad that youre being mean to her for no reason while sobbing #and probably will hug onto you while doing it #twerpy also gives really good hugs but they Hate being touched. so if it willingly touches you then youre incredibly lucky special #also lily loves sitting in peoples laps #if youre friends with her she is far more likely to sit on your lap instead of any chair in the room nd thats just smth youll have 2 deal w #dlc wiki

[ceruleanfuckup]

So I had a fantastic date tonight.

#it was a gym date and the first time we were meeting each other so i was nervous about it but it turned out to be really really nice #he's new to the poly stuff and the way that he spoke about it told of an emotional and intellectual intelligence that was so fuckin hot #he's really cute and we have a kind of shocking amounts of crazy passions that are exactly the same #he can quote scott pilgrim as much as me #he has dice tattoos #he got really excited when i gave him the origami ball i made while bored in a meeting today and wouldn't stop fidgeting with it #we got dinner afterwards and talked a lot about a lot of different things about each other and it was just really nice #and he told me i have the prettiest brown eyes 🥺 #he also said that he showed his husband my pictures and he was like 'damn he looks like he has a strong stomach.not abs but like a strongmn #and i got SO EXCITED #i pointed out my gym crushes to him because i wanted to test the jealousy waters and he reacted very well #he answered my questions with a level of thoughtfulness and contemplation that i felt deeply attracted to #i just think I'm going to fall for him really hard and I'm very very excited about it #my love life has been... lackluster recently for a lot of different reasons #and I'm so fucking excited to have someone that i can be excited about who is just as excited about me #I've been craving that for so long #I'm just thrilled and looking forward to the next date #we're going to be talking a lot #I'm gonna be a little sad for a second. the person who i thought was my stream of consciousness has shown me that he doesn't really care #and that's been hard for me to come to terms with. we haven't even had a conversation about it #but he's been the only person that I can tell things to when i get excited about something #and i don't feel like i have that. so I'm writing in a Tumblr post about this because I don't feel like i have anyone #to get excited with me about things #hopefully that will change soon. I'm very hopeful about him. #just please. whatever deity is out there. please let me find some happiness here. i have been craving and wishing for way too long #personal #edit: another very very good sign is that he's much smaller than me and a trans man who is getting back into the gym #but he didn't seem intimidated by my size and was even comfortable taking flexing selfies with me after. #if existing around me or in that setting triggered any physical insecurities #he didn't show it. which was a big change from the ball of anxiety i saw when walking into the gym. I'm just impressed in a few ways

[tiredassmage]

good morning, your unprompted dot shitpost of the week is the REAL reason this man could never legally be allowed to be Keeper is that I’d absolutely kill for him without batting an eye as soon as he struck this pose and it’d be the ruin of the Dark Council absolutely unstoppable, if you can’t beat them, look better than them or smth idk

#move the fuck over xarion hot shit is back in town and that hot shit is named cipher nine #do i even tag this do i tag me just being unwell and cracking under the finals weeks hysteria of college??? #no the real reason is they took INTELLIGENCE from him tyr's gonna die mad about it #loyalty to the empire fuckin ENDED ages ago but intel. intel he'd kill for you ask him to kill for you (minister sighing loudly -no-) #except you didn't kill ardun tyr what the fuck your logic isn't sound #anyway local cipher also has a counted 7 romantic panics if i'm keeping tally right #yes this is the kind of shit i'm thinking about to avoid writing papers and it's gonna bite me in the ass good day to you #this is truly just bs posting tyr's way more capable and badass than me i get a headache and i'm like the HOrrORs of existing so like #he could be keeper just fine and the empire would be safe from me at least no promises about him #anyway non existent moral of the post is: tyr's pretty #home james take them home

[halogalopaghost]

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#I'm having anxiety for some reason which is an unfamiliar physical feeling for me #I do depression and my SISTER does anxiety we're the mental illness brothers you see #but nooo apparently she has lent me some anxiety or whatever #anyway I was feeling useless and kind of like shit about how I never do anything anymore #and never get anything done or help around the house or even clean up my own living space #so I just decided I was gonna get out of bed at three in the morning and sweep the whole house #which like. that's fine I guess #and I wouldn't sit down or take a break even when I wanted to stop because I have got to!! start fucking doing things I can't just #be a lump that complains and consumes resources all my life #but anyway that was a bad idea or whatever bc my hands and feet got real hot and red and now I feel like I'm gonna frow up #I'm laid out on the couch near the phone charger. save me phone charger. charger for my phone save me #so what do we think am I feeling unwell from the activity because I don't do the activity enough or because I am just unwell #last time I swept a large area AND mopped was less than a month ago #I. also had to lay down after that actually except I was at work #just laid across a row of seats like yeah just. gimme a fuckin second to necromancy myself here #anyway #I'm a lil anxious bc of my neurology appointment I guess?? it's either that or the Wellbutrin #OR a yet to be identified food sensitivity maybe?? #I actually have no fucking clue I just have a bunch of ideas ranked by plausibility #I'm. a little dizzy and the nausea is mcgetting me #farewell cruel world it's been nice knowing u

[mantisgodsdomain]

Hot bug spring (we cannot leave our bed for Agonies Reasons so we're lying down with iSaT and hot chocolate to do Absolutely Fucking Nothing for the forseeable future)

#we speak #we are also wearing a hot outfit while doing this but that is less a spring thing specifically and more an us thing in general #we like wearing lingerie and if we have nowhere to go well then might as fuckin well break out the hot bra #the fact that we are something like a stereotype of women from an 80s show or whatever is not lost on us #whatever. we weren't put into this world to not be pretty. wouldn't be a transvestite without at least a bit of hot girl shit. #something something outdated gay stereotype we know scarlet isnt dressing pretty to trap people because we're him #(<statement that should not be taken as a fictive thing as to our current knowledge he's not literally in our brain) #(we think.) #(for some reason we are suddenly uncertain about this so hopefully this is not a sign of some variety)

[thr4shgender]

sometimes u just gotta listen to the music u listened to when u were 15, yknow, to feel something

#bruh i was so fuckin sad and dramatic for no reason LMFAO #its so funny looking back now #txt #it was a lot of 2015 hot topic emo. like twenty one pilots and fall out boy #i still fuck w fob tbh 😌

[wreckedhoney]

couple folks let me know they think i'm hot lately. my brain chemistry is changed. it helps that it's easy to have a crush on them. but it's chill im totally normal about it though. anyway it's been a while but i'm still thinking about it but im really cool about it and also different.

#beautiful girl called me beautiful for no fuckin reason some folks really have all the rizz don't they #idk i find it difficult to have the gusto to compliment others' appearance bc it seems so delicate or sensitive? but the last 3 times #i'm like. changed or something idk but in a positive way. ie. shit if hot people can think im hot maybe i can go mad with power. could i?

[toytulini]

idk. picky eater rights. im coming to your events and turning my picky bitch nose up at your fancy ass desserts you spent a bajillion hours working over in the kitchen and asking if i can find like a basic ass brownie with no extra flairs or ingredients or steps or whatever the fuck. cry about it. stop trying to feed me

#toy txt post #they gotta have some picky eater bitches be the judges on those food competition shows i stg #sorry for committing the unforgivable sin of my tastebuds didnt enjoy the food you made. it was intended as a personal slight actually #i am trying to offend you for real. yeah. thats definitely whats happening. god/sssss #like god irl if i dont like food you made ill try to be fuckin gracious about it buf dont fucking get mad at me for like. idk. prepping my #own foods you percieve as worth less or whatever the fuck. ppl are so fucking weird about food. #honestly guy on prev post didnt even dislike the cake it sounded like but was just experiencing the human emotion of disappointment #when the little specific joy he was looking forward too was not what he expected. if she had asked him 'do you mind if i make a similar cake #that is not the exact same as the one you asked for? maybe he wouldve been fine cos he wouldnt have been looking forward to that specific #thing. OR maybe he wouldve said if youre not going to make this very specific one im looking forward to then dont bother i dont want you #wasting the time and effort and then she wouldnt have been mad. or maybe she wouldve. ppl do get weird about that kind of thing #maybe saying that wouldve been a crime too. guess that dumb asshole shouldve shut up and eaten his stupid cake and enjoyed it and said #nothing. a recipe for happiness #anyway. hot take ig stop putting nuts in desserts. alllergy havers will prolly thank you but you know who else will thank you? #every day i see takes about food that make me think i really should be more of a picky bitch eater on maim to knock yall pretentious #food fuckers down a peg tbh. every day i resist the urge but god how yall test me. let me be the judge on a cooking show. #weird assholes who are rude abt ppl having allergies or sensory issues: come here. im going to break you #anyway more of us picky bitches who are picky just for like. casual reasons. we should he loud picky bitches on main. if a cook or baker or #whatever can accommodate my picky bitch ass thats difficult to feed for no reason we can be sure they can accommodate allergy havers #and ppl w medical restricted diets. if they can be gracious about me just not vibing w the food then they can def be gracious about more #sensitive reasons. yea i could choke down the food i dont like probably. it wouldnt make me throw up or send me to the hospital. but why #should i? if youre an asshole to me about simply not liking your shit then why the hell would i feel safe disclosing medical info to your #bitch ass? why would i trust you to follow it? and not try to sneak some shit in bc you think you know better about food? #anyway #picky eater rights. let ppl be picky for no apparent reason. cos the ppl who have uwu Good Valid Reasons(tm) dont fucking owe you that #explanation

[soldier-poet-king]

Moral purity OCD ever send u into a spiral so bad at work u nearly miss lunch and don't do ur literal job

Instead u spend literally hours reading critical book reviews and working yourself up because oh god oh no someone said something was problematic about a book/show/etc that you love deeply and now ur brain is convinced ur a terrible bad demon person? For consuming the Problematic Content? Even tho in your saner moments you realize this is stupid and the internet has NO capacity for nuance and SURELY there's a middle ground between "I said this was problematic (without basis) and youre morally impure for enjoying it" and "there's is no such thing as privilege or racism or appropriation" SURELY

I also have to stop letting my flight or fight send me into obsessive spirals it's like. Who tf cares if this internet person with poorly formed opinions thinks [thing you love] is problematic! 1) they're probably not correct, but formed out of bad faith internet discourse 2) even if they are correct, problematic isn't contagious and you aren't morally impure for reading smthn supposedly problematic 3) your OCD is morphing a genuine concern about cultural and racial issues into self flagellation because ur white, the same way it takes minor tenents of Christianity and spins them into ways for you to punish and/or damn yourself. 4) disagreement doesn't need to be conflict or mean your bad and wrong. The internet has no nuance and treast disagreement as moral impurity. You were raised in a dysfunctional family where you still live and were trained to see the slightest disagreement or tone of voice as a danger so that is also making the obsessions and fear worse. It's a brain disease.

But also WHAT IF???

Tldr My specific neuroses feed on and magnify the internets lack of nuance or ability to think critically making me convinced I'm a terrible bad person for believing in my ideals and my heart and duty and Goodness, and this leads to a existential pessimism spiral where everything is meaningless and I have no purpose but ALSO I have to punish myself and go to great lengths to prove I'm not A Bad Person because nothing is worse than being a Bad Person (defined by what metrics? Oh that would be too easy, it changes every OCD episode)

#franposting #anyway. today has been bad #im making coffee #yes caffeine but I'm so strung up #that Cafeeine wont hurt more and hot drink sensation tricks the brain into calm #yes this was about hote #yes this Literally came out of Nowhere my brain is the fuckin WORST #im slightly more tired and sun deprived than usual so i guess its time to obsess #and fulfill my moral purity compulsions or else im a bad person with undefined but very bad consequences #and also maybe ppl i love will die and everyone will hate me #i DID get to that review of hote tho. and like goodreads sucks for many reasons #incl bad algorithm and amazon #but i liked review writing. maybe ill do more of it #it was nice not being constrained by the insta word limit #i got nervous about GR reviews before bc comments and what if ppl get mad #(see. my inability to not panic at disagreement and need to be a ppl pleasrr) #but also. fuck that. the internet is lakcing nuance and ppl are dumb #AND ALSO. i know im right (mostly)! #i hold my opinions bc i believe in them so ofc i should be allowed to endorse them! even over silly books!!! #and im allowed to be idealistic and loving and a supporter of the common and ordinary good #that doesnt make me evil