#it looked like sour cream

[canisalbus]

Hello, I've been enjoying your art for a long time! My maternal family is Hungarian, and Vasco's coloring makes me think of lángos (which, if you don't know, is a fried flatbread that's a very popular streetfood). Continuing with the funny Vaschete metaphors, Vasco could be lángos and Machete could be the sour cream or shredded cheese

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#hh that looks delicious #never heard of before but I've had okonomiyaki and khachapuri and I feel like lángos might have a similar feel to it #flatbread dog and sour cream dog #answered #silentartist137 #I've mentioned I like different pastries a lot and at one point I was very invested in trying to learn how to make kürtőskalács at home #but haven't gotten around to it yet

[gazspookiebear]

Ghost hcs mostly him having autism

Has compression socks and gloves bc they help keep him regulated, but he HATES tight clothing anywhere else. He strictly wears loose and baggy clothing, like oversized hoodies

Hates flavored water unless it's tea. Green tea? Sure. Any kind of sparkling water? Nuh uh

Likes mud and rain puddles. Don't ask me why

Can't stand the smell of coffee in the morning, it overwhelms him. He can and will leave the room if someone just made coffee

Doesn't like hugs, or really just being touched in general. (Mostly due to trauma, but the autism isn't helping either)

That being said, when he does get hugged, he prefers it to be firm. Heavy knuckles running up and down his back is the quickest way to make him melt in your arms. Soap is the only one allowed to do this, but Price and Gaz will very occasionally be offered one of those awkward one-armed half hugs if they need one.

He masks most of the time (literally and figuratively) so it's not very obvious that he's autistic from first glance. If he's comfortable with the people around him, or if he's alone, he might stim

He does jazz hands as a stim, and can occasionally be found tiptoe walking

He also knocks his knuckles together and rasps them on desks. He likes the noise.

He prefers rough or smooth textures over soft/fluffy ones. Denim, mesh, leather, linen, and polyester are the only fabric types he'll be comfortable in.

He keeps his hair buzzed, not just because he's in the military, but because he pulls on it and ends up tearing it out of his head when he gets sensory overload from it touching his face (me too bro, me too)

He listens to metal songs on max volume when he's sensory seeking (you can hear that shit through his headphones)

He doesn't like having things in his ears, so he prefers headphones over earbuds. He won't complain if he has to use earbuds though.

Surprisingly enough, he can't stand weighted blankets. Unless that weighted blanket is Soap 😏

He gets aggressive when he's excited, so he'll often go to the gym to blow off some steam. Rookies see him going to town on a punching bag and assume he's pissed, but really he just doesn't know how else to express his feelings.

He hyperfixated on komodo dragons for a while (he now has several random facts in his arsenal)

His special interest is weapons. Any kind, he just thinks they're interesting. Especially crossbows. (He knows just about every weapon under the sun, ask him literally anything)

He steals Soap's phone to play neko atsume (he has become emotionally attached to the cats, but you didn't hear me say that)

He prefers to sleep with blankets under him instead of on top because it makes his skin crawl if they're not the right texture.

He's always cold but radiates heat like a motherfucker, definitely has an electric blanket at his place

He has a favorite pen that he carries everywhere, refuses to use anything else.

He eats the most random food combinations. Tomatoes with sour cream? Delicious. Avocados with cream cheese? Absolutely divine. A normal fucking sandwich? Hell no.

He struggles with hygiene but hates feeling dirty. He'll often force himself to shower even when he knows it'll drain his energy.

He has to buy a specific type of eyeblack because of the texture. He doesn't like any kind that feels too greasy. Not that it'll stop him from wearing it if that's all that's available, but he won't be happy about it.

He used to bite his hands as a kid. Hard. He has a few small scars because of it

He enjoys heavy bass. He likes low rumbling/knocking noises. He may or may not be considering buying a bass drum...

Alternates between sleeping in a hammock and a bed at his place

Loves chairs that spin, though you'd never catch him spinning 😔

Everything he says sounds sarcastic, even when he's being genuine. This has caused many people to get annoyed with him.

He tends to grind his teeth, so he chews on tree bark to keep his mouth busy

He used to climb trees as a kid because he liked the way the wind felt from up high in the leaves

He isn't a fan of the way paper feels. That being said, He loves old books. He spends most of his downtime at the library since it's quiet and peaceful, plus it gives him a way to get out of the house and busy himself.

He still wears a mask off duty for many reasons. For starters, he's never been the best at facial reactions. He thinks it's easier to just hide it altogether than to try and contort his face into the "appropriate" reaction. Secondly, he has stims and occasional tics where his mouth moves, and he doesn't want people to stare. (Snapping his mouth like a shark... so real to me) Also, he just thinks it should be common practice. He's never understood why people don't cover their mouth and nose, or at the very least cover it when they cough/sneeze.

He will actually fan the air in front of him if someone he doesn't like just walked by. He doesn't want to breathe "their air". (Graves was very confused as to why Ghost kept waving the air every time he walked by)

He wears sunglasses in public, regardless of whether or not it's sunny out. He just doesn't want to have to make eye contact with people if he doesn't have to. He can make eye contact, but he much prefers not to.

He punches his legs or the walls when overstimulated.

He has dromophobia (fear of crossing streets) and tends to speedwalk across roads

Has the biggest vocabulary known to man because he used to read dictionaries as a kid. (He can and will abuse this power when someone is annoying him)

Prefers non-fiction. That's it.

He cleans doorknobs daily. He specifically keeps a pack of wipes with him to clean doorknobs- who the fuck knows when they were cleaned last. He can't stand the idea of touching something that dozens, if not hundreds of people (who may or may not have washed their hands) have touched prior.

His favorite color is orange. He always avoids touching anything orange because he's worried he'll ruin it somehow.

He washes his hands before and after everything he does (when he can)

He has a crowbar. He keeps it beside his bed, and he's very fond of it.

He can stay completely still for concerningly long amounts of time. Useful for missions, unnerving the rest of the time. Can and will be seen in the corner of a room staring at people.

@waiting-so-long I'm so glad someone wanted to hear my nonsense lmao

#Wdym I'm projecting... no I'm not #(I am) #Half of these are just things I do #Not even gonna lie tomatoes with sour cream fucking slaps #I also think Ghost was hyper empathetic as a child #He lost that pretty quickly #Hmmm I'm gonna monch and cronch on this man #I also don't think he likes kissing #Soap doesn't mind #cod #simon ghost riley #ghost headcanons #ghost #ghost cod #simon riley #Forgive any mistakes I missed #I looked over this very quickly lol

[cerealsnail]

look at this picture of my cat

#ok????? #she likes chips now #my mom looked away for a second and she started eating sour cream and onion chips #not licking. eating. munching noises. #girl you are sos stupid❤️ #katy.txt

[oddly-casual]

Mutant mayhem spoilers

(Do they always drink bad milk?)

I wanna preface this by saying I know I’m not supposed to look into it this deeply, but I don’t care.

In the beginning of the film, the boys are out getting groceries with a list from splinter. After they get everything they need, Leo tries to direct them home, but Raph says “we’ve only been out for an hour, let’s stay out.”

But my beef comes from the fact that milk and ice cream were on that grocery list. Especially outside in the New York air, you can’t really keep refrigerated dairy products out like that or they start to go bad.

But then They decide to go to a movie. Specifically they go see Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, which is an hour and 43 minutes in run time. We know for a fact the boys already have the milk because we see Mikey holding it. Not to mention Donnie says the movie screening is in Brooklyn, Implying that they have to travel to Brooklyn- so we’re not counting travel time to the outdoor screening.

So realistically, If they had milk and ice cream in their possession, and then went to go watch that movie then that ice cream should’ve been melted and that milk should’ve gone bad at the hour mark. Especially when we see that the turtles are leaving around the time the movie finishes (ie the subway where the people watching the movie are now hanging out. Unless they decided to leave early too, which is unlikely)

Still, let’s account for some time just in case. hypothetically, let’s say they came in around the middle of the movie, that’s still around an hour that they would’ve spent outside, and sneaking back home.

In conclusion; that milk would’ve went bad, and that ice cream should’ve been leaking out the tub.

#tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem #look look look I know this has no impact on the movie but I thought about this okay #like I know milk doesn’t automatically curl after an hour but it does start to grow sour around that time #and even with brick hard ice cream that junk will melt give or take 30 minutes #I’m trying to apply real world physics to a turtle movie I KNOW #omg hc what if Splinter only makes the boys get ice cream so he can actually tell how long they’ve been out #parents get creative man I tell you I wouldn’t be surprised if that was one of his methods #mutant mayhem spoilers #they don’t even put the milk in the fridge immediately when they get home Mikey just leaves it on the table which is worse #tsk tsk tsk bro

[phillycheesesteakcore]

Good morning (please don’t look at the time I sent this I’m going back to bed—)

I wasn't going to until you brought it up GET SOME SLEEP GODDAMN IT.

anyways, once again to no-one's surprise, I'm not the biggest fan of sour cream. not that I don't have it at all, I just don't think it goes on as much stuff as other people seem to think. that combined with the vinaigrette leaves me wondering if it'll be a bit too sour for my taste. but the double chicken and extra cheese make up for that. verdict: a little trepidatious but would try.

#ex #hate to admit it but it took me way too long to figure out what sour cream and cheese were #i was like is it no sour cream/cheese? #clearly it doesn't because look at it #food nonsense #pizza mutual #ask #answer #mthevlamister #phillycheesesteakcore

[istherewifiinhell]

[VD: TFA Clip of Optimus fighting a powersuited speester human, Nanosec including moments of extremely fluid character action animation, espefically were a cable grapple is involved.

Detail desc and transcript below

Nanosec is collasped in puddle of oil. Optimus as a truck, infront of it.

Optimus: Negative friction lubricant. [Transforming] And techincally I'm nuts, bolts, and armour plating. With a few added features.

He fires his grapple, wraping up Nanosec and reeling him in.

Nanosec skating away: I have a few added features of my own.

He skates around Prime to wrap him in the cable in turn. Prime pulls his axe, severing the cable, it falls away from him. Nanotech, unanchored, spins to unwind himself, fluidly grabbing the cable section to wield as a whip, striking three times, the first blocked, the second dodged and the third landing. Optimus winces and sparks.

Scene change to Bumblebee, in car mode, Sari, a human girl, in the drivers seat.

Optimus over comms: Autobots, I need back up.

Sari, to Bumblebee: Ready to try it out?

Bumblebee: Let's motor!

[Sari twists the key in the ignition, and Bumblebee rockets foward impossibly fast across the city]

Bumblebee: You rock!

Sari: No you rock! [They continue this several times]

Back to Nanosec and Prime. Prime lunges at Nanosec and misses, allowing Nanosec to wraps the cable around Prime's legs, tripping him.

Nanosec: I could do this all day, but I've got a schedule to keep.

He rears back to whip the cable again. Action impact shot of Optimus intercepting it with his axe.

#some shit #its not called cisformers #lets... try this again... #this is the clip that was giving me grief but i wanted to posted it FIRST #cause its when i really sat up like. Oh this show doesnt just Look Unique [a true statement whether u like or dislike the style] #But it is INFACT extremely Stylish #i think there was an earlier moment actually but thats an even more involved edit job OR a 4 minute clip. so. u know #anyway #yes. nanotech IS S.U Sour Cream VA... [does anyone else have that echolia] #always a delight when he shows up and does his thing #but perhaps. MORE IMPORTANTLY #this oppie IS.... DAVID FAYE.... the last FOUR megs VA. [skipping 4kids dub show it knows what it did] #i didnt know he had it in him but i AM charmed by honestly. the dorkier take #now no offence who DID voice megs in this. Himself a TF VAing vet and completely crushes it #but I SO desperately want to know if bw/arm prime's VA had a megs in him #FOR BIT COMMITMENT. if nothing else. also proving that love is real #i digress.

[darkfinch]

it snows one (1) time and my body is immediately like "ah yes, the essential food groups: GRAINS, 1.3 litres of tea, kobasa, the noble potato"

#good evening i looked outside saw cold white bullshit & immediately had the deep and powerful yearning for soup with dumpling #and so made this dream come tru for myself #what is it abt winter that makes the finch go ''if you don't eat carbs 5 times today you'll die'' #in summer i subsist off of fruit like a bat or perhaps a bird. and then winter hits and i am desperate 4 potato MUSt have potato #food mention #finchtalks #brb going out to by sour cream which i DONT EVEN LIKE but require now due to december tomorrow. december purposes

[the-furies]

shit we did not have time for in The Past:

having pets

eating candy and other snacks but primarily Candy

Sleeping In

lotcherslly just chilling

shit we Routinely Do now in This Life:

All Of The Above And Then Some !!!!

#pk;m electrochemistry🔴 #sorry I'm just like losing my shit rn over the concept of airheads xtremes. thes ebitches r sooo good #i would kill for an endless supply of them. omg #we're trying to put the pieces together from The Past and what I gather everyone aside from Vol wasn't... Around. #for the later half of things #and by Not Around I don't mean we didn't exist. no. we did. but. Harry uh. 😃. well he certainly.! #so for a LONGGGGGG PERIODDDD up until THE INCIDENT™ it was just him and Vol #and Vol is all work no play (or. *was*. vol's lightened up a ton now) soooooOOOOOO. barely any *fun* to have been had in that period!! #from what I understand (and what bits Vol felt comfortable sharing) very very basically it was like #1. Childhood! cool decent aside from the horrors (deaths. and polio.) #Oh never mind ut was all horrors i forgot the first Skills that formed. disregard! horrors all around #2. teens! no memories here. 😃👍. #3. Young adulthood! Things were looking up! And then the First incident happened. Whoops! that's where i fully formed! #4. 3 year period with just harry and Vol. all the RCM shit. etc. y'know. The Horrors² #5. *THE INCIDENT*. the catalyst to it all. and then everyone else got access to front again! some ups and downs! #but my point is!!!!!! #BARELY ANY FUCKING CANDY IN ANY OF THAT???? A CRIME I SAY. #the ice cream trucks r starting to pop up in our neighborhood si the next time we have Cash. i will INDULGE. IN S W E E T S. #but for now..... airheads xtremes will do #and also grape sour patch kids but those r reserved for esprit and y'know what i respect that

[rockleaves]

favorite kind of meal to make is one that tastes so good but looks like a bowl of slutch

#t #just cooked down some cherry tomatoes with garlic then tossed in spinach + little bit of chicken broth + chili powder #and once that all was bubbling and the spinach wilted i scrambled eggs over low heat in so they had really really small curds #and then off the heat added cheese and sour cream #it was so good and warm but it looked like straight up garbage

[dunglizard]

just having a classic wednesday night #WomanMoment in my Prince of Darkness shirt

#I uhhhhhhh need to be more careful #about what lipstick I wear with this yellow-ass hair #sitting at my laptop looking like sour cream #may or may not be my face

[nulltune]

ok but i'm screaming n crying over here bc these just remind me of hakuno So Much. hakuno who wants to love/be loved but can't accept it for herself (she just feels undeserving </3) hakuno who's in so much pain but made herself feel empty/numb by repressing and bottling things up to cope because it'd just hurt too much to properly process it....... hakuno who's more aware than anyone else how useless and unneeded her existence is and just,, accepts it as a fact (rando mob chara: how are you alive you should've died ages ago; hakuno: understandable have a nice day) even tho she so badly wants to be more than that....... :,,,))))) I CAN’T HANDLE THIS GAMERS!!!!!!!!

#&&. isms #me also looking thru my h.akuno refs and like #'why me?' #'i'm empty inside' #'i wonder if i deserve to be alive' #IM GONNA CHUG A TUB OF PEANUT BUTTER SHE MAKES ME SOO -GORILLA GRIP- #like yeah h.akuno's pretty optimistic/hopeful at times but :')) #she's hurting so badly she just doesn't realize / doesn't care #never forget: 'if i weren't so numb to my situation i'd have returned to my room and cried' #<- sTH ALONG THOSE LINES #and ik it was supposed to be haha funny line but 👁👁 #just think abt it srsly for one (1) second bc it says So Much abt h.akuno's mental state #i'm gonna shove sour cream down my throat #/THE SONG IS UNDER KIDS BY T.UYU BTW! #the song as a whole isn't h.akunocore but gahdamn..... these specific lines.!!!!!! #both also have the craving for validation n love (despite not knowing it) in common tho <3 #<- vvv important aspect for my h.akuno btw ! #my poor moon scrunkly- #&&. hcs

[aceascake]

i just made a delightful chocolate zucchini cake and baking never ceases to amaze me. like Making is basically every active hobby i have and when you can feed other people with it?? divine.

#i think the secret to really good chocolate cake is sour cream #maybe this isnt a secret but it sure feels like one #also i love how things don't have to look pretty in baking; im a frankly horrible designer and don't have the patience #but they can taste good anyways #also also im good at baking and i enjoy being materially competent!