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lawv-no · 18 days
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My pretty ghost princess💕
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tommy like
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weebatron9000 · 8 months
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Listen I’m not proud of myself for this one but it made me laugh for like five minutes.
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charliethinks · 3 months
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percy: hey, you asleep ?
annabeth: yes.
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skaianettechsupport · 8 months
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girl-named-matty · 7 months
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*After Sebastian called MC ignorant* Ominis: MC, we need that! MC: *holding Sebastian over the trash can* Nope. Ominis: Gimme it— MC: It’s garbage.
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nixcraft · 1 year
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see you are not alone :P lmao
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sophfandoms53 · 10 months
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Guys hear me out-
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They’re the same picture
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rajamitsu · 4 months
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…uh. Astarion and Wyll (and Us!) from Baldur’s Gate 3 cosplaying Draluc and Ronaldo (and John!) from The Vampire Dies in No Time.
…okay. So. There’s several bits of banter between Astarion and Wyll about how, yanno, one’s a vampire and the other’s a monster hunter and my brain just… went here. (Even though banter reveals Wyll has never actually hunted a vampire, BUT STILL.)
And, yes. Wyll is too cool and sweet to be compared to Ronaldo, but he does look good in red.
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kevindavidday · 18 days
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a court of foxes and holes indeed
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th3e-m4ng0 · 11 days
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i love how ur little clay megs has a skirt
it wasn't on purpose but i embrace it 🙏🙏
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ameliagiovanna0 · 1 year
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Feel Your Kiss On Me
Title from For You by Liam Payne and RIta Ora
Requested by @whiskeyloverbae ​ , thank you! 💕
“Tim has a hickey and he thinks it’s hidden by his collar but Angela calls him out on it. “
“Lucy!” Tim called from the bathroom.
“What?” Lucy returned, coming around the corner from her bedroom.
He couldn’t help but rake his eyes over her in the kimono and sleep shorts she wore, her hair wound messily on top of her head.
He grumbled, remembering he was trying to be pissed at her, and gestured to his neck and the purplish mark forming there.
“Oops,” she posited, but the mischievous grin that spread across her features betrayed her.
“Lucy, we have work today! What am I supposed to do with this?”
“I’ll go put a spoon in the freezer,” she tucked her lips between her teeth, trying to suppress her laughter.
Lucy rounded the corner once again, wrapping her arms around his waist as he dragged a razor through the shaving cream on his face.
She pressed her lips to his bare back, “You adding to the mess you’ve created?”
She smiled against his skin, “I wasn’t planning on it, but now that you mention it,” she chortled as she nipped at his shoulder.
“Luce!” he tried not to laugh, trying desperately to be mad at her, “We share a locker room!”
“Oh, like it’s the first time one of you’s had a mark.”
“It’s a hickey, Luce. I have a reputation.”
He tapped the razor in the sink before turning around in her arms to her raised eyebrow, “We both know that went out the window when you met me.”
“You’re impossible,” he said as his hand found the sides of her face. 
Tim wore a collared shirt into the station, forgoing his usual henley in hopes of hiding the mark his girlfriend left the night before, the frozen spoon not doing much to dull the offensive color. He put his white undershirt on and then uniform top on as fast as humanly possible, hoping none of the other officers noticed. He adjusted the collar in the mirror on the inside of his locker door and hoped it would stay in place all day.
“I should’ve starched these,” he complained to himself.
He left the locker room, seemingly unscathed. Angela asked him to see her when he came in for the day, so he made his way to her desk with two cups of coffee.
“Ange,” he set her cup in front of her.
“Hey, she greeted, “Thanks. The name Dennis Rand ring any bells?”
“Jesus,” he groaned as he balanced his arm on his duty belt.
“I’ll take that as a ‘yes?’”
“I’ve arrested him maybe ten times over the years. Why?”
“He managed to get invol–”
Tim turned his head at the sound of glass shattering on the other side of the bullpen.
“Damnit, Smitty!” Angela barked before he even made it into her field of view.
“I’m sorry! It just slipped out of my hands!”
“Clean it up! That’s the third one this week!” she finally braved a glance at the mess of broken porcelain and coffee on the floor. 
Angela looked up, Tim’s head still pulled in the direction of Smitty dejectedly slinking toward the janitor’s closet.
“Timothy…”
His body stiffened as she stood up. It was never good when she used his full name.
He turned toward her, “Yes, Angela?”
She pinched the collar of his shirt, pulling it away from his body and laughing like a maniac. He rolled his eyes at her antics.
“Tim,” she managed to get out between snorts, “Is that a hickey?”
“I’m going to kill her,” he griped.
Angela simply laughed harder, nearly doubling over, having to brace herself with a hand on the edge of her desk.
“Are you done?” he asked when she managed to stand up straight again.
“Oh, no. Not even close.” 
“You two have fun last night?” She giggled again, “Oh, lemme guess. You bet on who could list the most penal codes in sixty seconds, and this was your punishment for losing?”
“No, wait! Lucy decided that she’d had enough of other women hitting on you, so she finally decided to do something about it?”
Tim blushed. This is not the conversation he’d envisioned for his Monday morning.
“No, no, I got it. Were you misbehaving?”
“I have work to do,” he turned to walk away.
“No, Tim, wait!” she tried not to laugh again. 
He turned around only long enough to flip her the bird.
“Your life would be so boring without me!”
He shook his head, a reluctantly amused smile on his face as he made his way to his office. He kind of hated her for it, but it was just Angela’s way of showing affection.
Sitting behind his own desk, Tim placed his coffee down when his phone buzzed in his pocket.
A: Dennis Rand, asshole. I needed info
T: Maybe you shouldn’t have made fun of me then 
A: whatever, I’ll just ask Lucy. Among other things 😁
T: I hate you both
A: You love us
Tim shot a text off to the woman in question.
T: in case you didn’t hear the cackling coming from the bullpen, Angela found the monstrosity you left on my neck 
T: Maybe I should return the favor tonight
L: don’t threaten me with a good time bradford 
He chuckled, setting his phone down. 
This was going to be a long day.
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mccleans · 22 days
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saliba getting an arsenal birthday cake like he's a seven year old in the midst of a new obsession
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princemick · 11 months
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wake up lads new reaction gif just dropped
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kindlovingmother · 17 hours
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momma kidnapping making better use of the new daughter she got from that mean old poser "mom" down the street by showing her how real moms treat their daughters <3
This is real but also "poser mom" is crazy
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nixcraft · 1 year
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that is dark 😅🤣
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