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sparingiscaring · 2 years
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Okay so-
I've gotten a bit too into Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812, and I forced my sibling @crazyw3irdo to assign the characters to Masters
And then I made... these
Character matchup/list and somewhat serious thoughts below
Andrey - I mean, he isn't here. Really it'd be unfair if I didn't pick uh. You know. That guy.
Natasha - Spices! It doesn't come across very... mature, often, and it tends to be rather naive and hopeful. hello, Natasha. Also, Natasha's screaming in Sonya and Natasha just FEELS like it
Sonya - ... I don't want to contribute to the fanon personality of Pages being UwU by making it the good one. But it was down to 2 bats and sorry prophet but I can't call Fires even adjacent to good-
Marya - A force to be reckoned with, old, angry with Spices after being loving, and "all shall will be well"? hello Wines
Anatole - Veils. Originally just to mess with said sibling. "ha you find it hOT so it's thE hOT ONE NOW-" And then I listened to the rest of the musical and the description of Anatole's smile in Pierre and Anatole is. chef's kiss. The simple shift in character presentation captures Veils perfectly. Evil <3
Hélène - Happles! The allies with Veils tidbit in game, and the uh. Slut. trait. Made it a very good fit!
Dolokhov - Iron! A good shot, after all. And it eventual dissuading of the love story in progress is fun. Also, it affair with helene/happles fits with the key-to-heart dagger happles gives it every year.
Mary - Plain Cups. Just a. Just Cups. Mary's "I could hurt you" before immediately backpedaling just gives me its vibes.
Prince Bolkonsky - Stones, easy pick. It's not... inaccurate to call it a bit crazy. We can just give the "Cheap french thing" some diamond jewelry and it's a perfect characterization.
Balaga - Look, between Pages and Fires, at least Fires has a stronger association with a means of travel. the dirigible-horse in this hypothetical crossover is truly the way to try and kidnap/elope with someone in STYLE.
Pierre - Charitable? Easily taken advantage of? Midlife crisis? Mirrors. Tell me you can't see just, the entirety of "Pierre" as just. a weird Mirrors song. Weird it's Russian now but it fits.
I've thought too much about this thank you for reading
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shaykai · 3 months
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Sceleritas Fel Disapproves (of any significant others Durge decides to have)
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months
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Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)
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royalarchivist · 4 months
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Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈
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[ Full Transcript ↓ ]
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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D
Baghera: Hiya! How are you?
Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.
Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]
Phil: [Laughing in the background]
Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.
Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.
Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!
Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!
Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!
Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!
Baghera: YEAH! Do it!
Phil: Oh my god...
Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!
Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!
Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?
Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.
Phil: [Cracks up]
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salt-baby · 2 years
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another non-exhaustive list of good disability experiences because i am going feral from blood sugar variations (first one is here):
- my roommate asking me if I was having a bad hand pain day because they beat me at Mariokart and had no clue how
- the way it feels to replace worn out gear with brand new stuff
- my partner turning to me and going "oh you lost a bit of muscle tone in your neck here" and when I asked how on earth they knew that they responded "you told me that muscle can act up sometimes so I keep an eye on it"
- my parent borrowing my car for a bit and returning it with medical-diet-friendly recipes tucked into the seat pocket
- dancing in the kitchen on a low pain day
- my pt signing paperwork for a permanent parking placard when I was hoping for a temporary one (it lasts until 2026! I never again have to convince a doctor to sign for it!)
- sitting on a speaker in the front while my partners band plays, because it's the most accessible seat in the room, but man what a view
- meeting a person my age with a super cool mobility aid at a party and swapping social media info
- my roommate handing me the shopping cart when we start grocery shopping because I use it as a walker, and inevitably asking me near the end if I'd like them to push when it gets heavy
- calling my car the cripple-mobile
- the secretary at my orthotics clinic calling my insurance at least once a day for two weeks to try and get the authorization through, which is so far above and beyond their job description
- my partner fascinated by the way the skin moves on my thigh, and turning to me to say "I know sometimes your body causes you pain but it really is just so cool"
- the young person who came into my workplace and asked about my ring splints, and then explained that because their friend might have EDS they've been educating themselves on it to support them
- it's not necessarily an easy process, but the satisfaction I get from the progress I've made in loving my body the way it is, scars and messed up joints and pain and all
- also the way my partner tsks at me when my knee is in a bad position while we're cuddling
as always if anyone wants the full story behind any of these my asks are open
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spinnysocks · 2 months
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finally made one of these again! :)
this was so funny to make, i missed doing these. i had so many thoughts so i'll put them in the tags as usual hehe
bonus :3
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badnew2005 · 5 months
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st. peter clad in leather macdennis x 'gay bar' by rosie tucker
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coconut530 · 4 months
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Some derps for the past three Malevolent episodes ~ 🕷️👩🏻🎄
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crunchycrystals · 1 month
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i cant find all the posts ive made ab dropout and smosh crossovers anyway apparently garrett worked on sam says 3 so i am begging sam reich to get angela and/or chanse on dirty laundry
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jamiethebeeart · 7 months
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:D (I ramble in my tags about this)
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#shuichi iguchi#shigaraki tomura#mha spinner#bnha spinner#spinaraki#spinneraki#ok now that the tags are out of the way LETS TALK#i was reading a webtoon when female lead did that whole laugh and cover it with your hand thing and i do it sometimes too#and i got to thinking about WHY and why its usually girls depicted as such and i know some people dont like their teeth/smile#and im like well shut the fuck up! im thinking fem spinner!!! like being self conscious about how she looks and developing it on accident#and shigaraki never really noticing until one day she DOES and wow spinner looks really pretty when she laughs and why does she hide it#like damn!!! i have a lot of thoughts about what spinner but female and the changes that would have on the character and why and agdjfkflg#ANYWAYS someone stop me from regressing to the old way i used to do hair bc its too damn time intensive but its so easy to zone out during#fem shigaraki#fem spinner#was going to properly do the background but i got done after forgetting the texture for spinner for the 4th time + went eeeh good enough#also!!!!!! the last “”panel“” made me realize how weird that angle is to draw spinner with his major proportions and also keep the soft 1/2#2/2 smile reading as a smile and agdhfkfl am i adding “looks like a resting bitch face” to my spinner headcanons? maybe.#but imagine spinner trying so hard to look approachable and give a little smile but his face just????? doesnt do that very well (at least#not as easily as more human looking humans) and how that might play into his ostracization and then him leaning into that#as a defense mechanism (like if they think im an ass then I'll look like an ass on purpose) ahdndn he was so grumpy in the bar in the bg#mha jbee
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thelionheartedo3 · 9 months
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charch smoke and lavender stems
summary: Trouble needs a haircut. Zelda’s got scissors and the experience needed to give it a trim.
pairing: Trouble Alder x f!Hero of Haven (they just don’t know it yet)
rating: gen
wc: 5.5k
She points, head tilting towards the line to gather food, and Trouble motions to her that he’ll save her a seat. It gets him another smile, bright and brilliant, one that makes his heart lurch in his chest for some awful, confusing reason, but then her attention strays. Trouble’s doesn’t. He’s staring—he knows he’s staring, and he shouldn’t be, not with his thoughts toeing the line between what’s appropriate to think about your best friend and what’s not. He can’t help it, though— Zelda only ever wears her hair loose in Haven.
[read the rest on ao3]
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thethingything · 2 months
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What's a good alternative to saying "bless you" to a sneeze, but something original. Not something people already say.
🍬: my first thought was "what the fuck was that? are you okay? I've never seen a human do that before..."
🦋: "that'll be illegal when I'm president" preferably after silently staring at them for a few seconds
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lorephobic · 18 days
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idk how to even like. put this pain into words and i would normally vent about this shit on twitter, but the person its about follows me on there so like. anybody have skills for coping with the crushing realization that the person u love most in this world and have built ur life around sees ur current situation together as a temporary hurdle that's preventing them from their truest and happiest self which. is separate from u entirely? anyone know how to deal with this?
#live with my best friend in the whole entire world who. honest to god makes me the happiest person alive.#like im always waxing poetic about her in the tags on posts about platonic love#and i talk about her like she put the stars in the skies because for real it feels like she did for me#she is. the most important person in my life#and every day i feel grateful just to come home and sit with her#like honest to god i cannot imagine a future that is better than this#if i have a bad day i get to come home and my best friend in the world will make me laugh#what more could i ever ask for#but tonight we talked and she made it abundantly clear that. even if i do everything right#even if i'm the perfect roommate and the best friend i can be#in just over a year#when she's making enough money for it#she plans on moving into a place of her own#which like. makes sense for her. of course we were going to get to this point.#but i just. don't know what i'm going to do.#and it kills me that we're on different pages because for some reason i thought this was a long term thing#i thought we were going to move into a house together#i was just telling my coworker this week that we need to move into our forever home soon which was partially a joke#but also. even if i was making a million dollars a year.#i would still want to be here. with her.#or somewhere else. with her.#like it's so hard to imagine a future without her. it breaks my heart and scares the shit out of me.#and i know i can't afford it here. and i can't move in with strangers. and i'm working my dream job but i'm scared that i'm going to have t#give it all up and move back east because. i can't do this alone. and she's all i have. and all i ever wanted.#and she's leaving.#she doesn't want to be with me.#sry this is so fucking. ugh. idk. i just don't know what to do.#for real might just drop everything and move to chicago if it comes down to it ksdkfljdfs#its what sufjan would have wanted#fucked up terrible no good week
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jarrussyndulla · 2 years
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objectively star wars has always been a little trashy!! that’s part of what makes it so loveable imo like sure it doesn’t make sense that leia would be able to outrun a group of grown men or that obi would come out of the water completely dry, but those little inconsistencies have riddled sw movies for years. i saw someone complain about how bad the storm troopers aim was. that’s literally their whole bit!! have you not been paying attention?
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mitamicah · 4 months
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skeletalheartattack · 7 months
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thamks
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you after i free you from the tetrisphere
#ask#anon#im not sure what the thanks is for without assuming it to be like ''thanks. for those tags.''#anyway youre welcome? youre free from the tetrisphere now. find and enjoy life. out from the egg made of tetronimoes youve hatched from.#or whatever.#im still recovering from that nap#its fucked. i nap on my bed sometimes if i havent had enough sleep earlier in the day. and instead of using the bed normally#my ass just sleeps at the end. watching my moavies (youtube streams)#like a dog#ended up having to wake myself up cause i had my legs rested over a nearby table cause the width of the bed is not very wide#and my body feels so good when i wake up. scrunched up and shit. i feel So normal#anyway tetrisphere is a game i got long ago that. i dont know from where.#i either got it from a yard sale. or ebay. but im leaning towards yard sale. since it was around the same time i got hey you pikachu#also did you know the mic quality for hey you pikachus microphone is actually pretty decent#anyway i dont remember a lot about tetrisphere beyond you picking a robot to play as. and you drop tetrominoes onto a fucking ball#i completely forgot you freed a thing from within#as for why this was the first thing i used to reply to the ask. anytime i get an ask im not sure how to respond to. i look through my phone#and. this tetrisphere image made me laugh seeing it back when i first downloaded it#i think i had more i wanted to say but im at a loss for words now that im looking at this image again#its so beautiful and hes so free#that is how baby birds leave the egg. but opposite. they do it from the inside. instead of needing tetrominoes to open the egg.#can you tell im still not fully recovered from my fuckim nap#anyway thanks for the ask anon. i think!
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