I've gotten a bit too into Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812, and I forced my sibling @crazyw3irdo to assign the characters to Masters
And then I made... these
Character matchup/list and somewhat serious thoughts below
Andrey - I mean, he isn't here. Really it'd be unfair if I didn't pick uh. You know. That guy.
Natasha - Spices! It doesn't come across very... mature, often, and it tends to be rather naive and hopeful. hello, Natasha. Also, Natasha's screaming in Sonya and Natasha just FEELS like it
Sonya - ... I don't want to contribute to the fanon personality of Pages being UwU by making it the good one. But it was down to 2 bats and sorry prophet but I can't call Fires even adjacent to good-
Marya - A force to be reckoned with, old, angry with Spices after being loving, and "all shall will be well"? hello Wines
Anatole - Veils. Originally just to mess with said sibling. "ha you find it hOT so it's thE hOT ONE NOW-" And then I listened to the rest of the musical and the description of Anatole's smile in Pierre and Anatole is. chef's kiss. The simple shift in character presentation captures Veils perfectly. Evil <3
Hélène - Happles! The allies with Veils tidbit in game, and the uh. Slut. trait. Made it a very good fit!
Dolokhov - Iron! A good shot, after all. And it eventual dissuading of the love story in progress is fun. Also, it affair with helene/happles fits with the key-to-heart dagger happles gives it every year.
Mary - Plain Cups. Just a. Just Cups. Mary's "I could hurt you" before immediately backpedaling just gives me its vibes.
Prince Bolkonsky - Stones, easy pick. It's not... inaccurate to call it a bit crazy. We can just give the "Cheap french thing" some diamond jewelry and it's a perfect characterization.
Balaga - Look, between Pages and Fires, at least Fires has a stronger association with a means of travel. the dirigible-horse in this hypothetical crossover is truly the way to try and kidnap/elope with someone in STYLE.
Pierre - Charitable? Easily taken advantage of? Midlife crisis? Mirrors. Tell me you can't see just, the entirety of "Pierre" as just. a weird Mirrors song. Weird it's Russian now but it fits.
I've thought too much about this thank you for reading
another non-exhaustive list of good disability experiences because i am going feral from blood sugar variations (first one is here):
- my roommate asking me if I was having a bad hand pain day because they beat me at Mariokart and had no clue how
- the way it feels to replace worn out gear with brand new stuff
- my partner turning to me and going "oh you lost a bit of muscle tone in your neck here" and when I asked how on earth they knew that they responded "you told me that muscle can act up sometimes so I keep an eye on it"
- my parent borrowing my car for a bit and returning it with medical-diet-friendly recipes tucked into the seat pocket
- dancing in the kitchen on a low pain day
- my pt signing paperwork for a permanent parking placard when I was hoping for a temporary one (it lasts until 2026! I never again have to convince a doctor to sign for it!)
- sitting on a speaker in the front while my partners band plays, because it's the most accessible seat in the room, but man what a view
- meeting a person my age with a super cool mobility aid at a party and swapping social media info
- my roommate handing me the shopping cart when we start grocery shopping because I use it as a walker, and inevitably asking me near the end if I'd like them to push when it gets heavy
- calling my car the cripple-mobile
- the secretary at my orthotics clinic calling my insurance at least once a day for two weeks to try and get the authorization through, which is so far above and beyond their job description
- my partner fascinated by the way the skin moves on my thigh, and turning to me to say "I know sometimes your body causes you pain but it really is just so cool"
- the young person who came into my workplace and asked about my ring splints, and then explained that because their friend might have EDS they've been educating themselves on it to support them
- it's not necessarily an easy process, but the satisfaction I get from the progress I've made in loving my body the way it is, scars and messed up joints and pain and all
- also the way my partner tsks at me when my knee is in a bad position while we're cuddling
as always if anyone wants the full story behind any of these my asks are open
i cant find all the posts ive made ab dropout and smosh crossovers anyway apparently garrett worked on sam says 3 so i am begging sam reich to get angela and/or chanse on dirty laundry
summary: Trouble needs a haircut. Zelda’s got scissors and the experience needed to give it a trim.
pairing: Trouble Alder x f!Hero of Haven (they just don’t know it yet)
rating: gen
wc: 5.5k
She points, head tilting towards the line to gather food, and Trouble motions to her that he’ll save her a seat. It gets him another smile, bright and brilliant, one that makes his heart lurch in his chest for some awful, confusing reason, but then her attention strays.
Trouble’s doesn’t.
He’s staring—he knows he’s staring, and he shouldn’t be, not with his thoughts toeing the line between what’s appropriate to think about your best friend and what’s not. He can’t help it, though—
Zelda only ever wears her hair loose in Haven.
idk how to even like. put this pain into words and i would normally vent about this shit on twitter, but the person its about follows me on there so like. anybody have skills for coping with the crushing realization that the person u love most in this world and have built ur life around sees ur current situation together as a temporary hurdle that's preventing them from their truest and happiest self which. is separate from u entirely? anyone know how to deal with this?
objectively star wars has always been a little trashy!! that’s part of what makes it so loveable imo like sure it doesn’t make sense that leia would be able to outrun a group of grown men or that obi would come out of the water completely dry, but those little inconsistencies have riddled sw movies for years. i saw someone complain about how bad the storm troopers aim was. that’s literally their whole bit!! have you not been paying attention?