#it needs a rewrite lol

[jettsecret]

If y'all wanna reach me, you'll have to shoot me a message on msn

(Go here) (add me: [email protected])

#Lol #It actually fucking works #I'm losing my mind #I was gonna rewrite msn from scratch but no need baby #they also have windows live and older msn versions #shit #old internet #old tech #y2kcore #internet nostalgia

[genericpuff]

my thoughts on Episode 256

that's pretty much it, it was practically a nothingburger of an episode with more of persephone and hades miffing around despite everything that's currently going on

ares punching apollo like in the previews was the best part of it and it only lasted a second and got reduced to another shitty MCU-style punchline

these steaks are seasoned very poorly

that said, now that LO is actually back weekly, I'm not really compelled to leave as much in-depth analyses/reviews of them like I did with the recent midseason finale series of episodes. Those episodes did, at least, have a lot going on to discuss (even though what was going on was complete nonsense) and in the episodes since there's barely anything to really talk about or glean, it just feels like it's dragging shit out and padding time to make it to the finale in 2024.

anyways sike again, that wasn't the real episode title, the real one was also completely nothingburger-

#my intense need to meme on this comic is at odds with my guilt on duping you all for the gag #trying not to give y'all trust issues but also there's so much fun to be had with text edits beyond just rewriting bad scenes #there's also making bad scenes even worse for the point of satirizing #that's the real power struggle right there LOL #lo critical #lore olympus critical #anti lore olympus

[sparkles-and-galaxies]

There's nothing wrong with "Kai is the Green Ninja" AUs but I feel like we forget that a) elemental powers are hereditary and b) Lloyd is the descendant of the First Spinjitzu Master. Like forgive me for saying this but I think him becoming the prophesied savior of all Ninjago had less to do with his character or destiny and more to do with the fact that he's the literal grandson of god

which then would also explain how Misako knew before anyone else like

Wu: the Green Ninja will wield all four Elements of Creation at once, just like the First Spinjitzu Master

Garmadon, with baby Lloyd in his hands: oh wow I wonder who that'll be

Wu, patting baby Lloyd on the head: such a mystery indeed

Misako:

Misako:

Misako: are you two fucking stupid

#ninjago #yes im aware elemental powers weren't meant to be hereditary originally #but even in the og seasons they actively acknowledge Lloyd's ancestry #and who even knows what's canon anymore anyway #though i do have some theories #i wrote this post bc im procrastinating on that day of the departed rewrite #i will do it at some point but currently #im only at the 'throwing ideas at the wall' stage and i already made myself cry #i needed a break #yall are going to suffer so much #(that is if i ever finish it lol)

[revvywevvy]

i would commit so many crimes for you bittergiggle garten of banban [zoom-ins under the cut]

#913's art #ok to rb #digital art #clip studio paint #bittergiggle #self insert #♡ bittergiggle #self ship art #self insert community #wlw self ship #//bittergiggle my lovely my silly my pookie #//im rewriting the banbanon (banban canon). im doing it for u babygirl. (also doing it like 2% 4 my girl son but mainly for my jesterwife.) #//though im probably only gonna share it w/ my friends idek. if i get bold enough i'll share it here. #//hes too good for this world. hes too good in general really. my silly. #//.....sorry if im making like zero sense its 8am and ive been up all night i need to go to bed LOL #//was up all night drawing my sillies #//OK IT FIXED I CAN PUT EVERYTHING BACK THANK GOODNESS

[gracebethartacc]

aster is the disney princess and asha is that other guy who is also there and helps some /j

No but I’m forever mad that when they have those marketing things of all the Disney princesses together they always give Ariel that pink dress WHEN HER DRESS IN THE KISS THE GIRL SCENE IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE HELLO IT IS SUCH A CUTE OUTFIT???? Anyway they are slaying so so hard in these fits I love them so much punches the wall

#Anyway no but fr lol😭 we are in desperate need for like a proper Disney prince we have like Eric and Navine and that’s kinda it #Minus Flynn ig too but he only became royalty at the very very end sooooo? #don’t tag as ship #rewrite the stars au #wish #asha wish #star boy #star boy wish #wish asha #wish au

[thecrimsonjaguar]

i think when it comes to the F+C finale it's important to see where the writers were coming from. And it's easy to do that, the lesson/moral they gave simon is fairly clear: Simon needs to appreciate his life because Betty sacrificed so much to get him here. alright, cool, that's good on paper.

I do Also think that the execution was poor.

up until this point, the crown has represented/could be viewed as many things. Alzheimer's, substance abuse, and anything else people have called it. In this series, a newer interpretation has arose: Suicide. And I'm certain the writers were aware of this. Depression and suicidal ideation are such strong themes in this series that they can't NOT be purposeful.

So their attempt at teaching Simon to appreciate Betty's sacrifice can ALSO be read as: Simon, the suicidal, on the verge of a relapse-man, gets put into a body of a child, (and that is very powerful imagery that does not help, actually) and is told nearly expressly that he fucked up in his relationship with the love of his life. He is told he should have sacrificed more for betty. And he says to himself: "Maybe i wouldn't have even found the crown". Basically it's simon pinning the blame on himself for his 1000 year curse on his mistakes with Betty. Which of course can be read as Simon's self loathing but the show does nothing to refute his statement, which i also have issue with. Simon putting on the crown was stated to be a Mistake. it was an accident. No matter what, the crown cursing him Was Not His Fault. Ever. It's not Betty's fault, it's not Simon's, it. was. a. Mistake.

regardless on if they should or should not have introduced these new flaws into simon's character, having simon learn his mistakes like This feels. icky. to me.

#adventure time #simon petrikov #at spoilers #at fionna and cake #I've been thinking about what I would do to change this #because i feel the need to put my money where my mouth is #i cant just say “this needs to be written better lol bye” #i need to prove that alternate ideas WOULD work #and right now my script has actually deleted casper and nova entirely #because i don't know how to keep them #casper and nova were really fun ideas #and the execution was fun too #but i cant seem to make the whole “simon possessed shermy and plays casper and nova” plot point work with my rewrite :( #will accept any suggestions if anyone's got anything! #another thing about the lesson simon learned #is that it -in universe- could have backfired so badly #simon could have Doubled Down #simon was already so depressed and prepared to throw his life away for someone else #and then he gets confirmation that “Actually. You Didn't Sacrifice Enough.” #Simon lets betty go in the bus scene #but what if he just... failed to learn the lesson she was trying to show him? #what if he goes “you're right betty. I should have sacrificed more for you like how you did for me.” #“i can't sacrifice anything for you now. i'm sorry. but for fionna and cake's world... i still have that chance.” #sorry im in fucked up thoughts land #at thoughts

[graysbullshit]

Summarizing the Brazillian's lore for the gringos that dont understand portuguese but are curious anyway:

Pac & Mike: Starting with the dynamic duo because they have the least amount of lore. Basically, they are best friends and like to do everything together! Like good best friends, they argue all. the. time. Both of them really llve their egg, however, after Mike accidently lead Richarlyson to his death he has been avoiding the egg. He is very scared of fucking up and would rather be an absent father with a living kid than a present father with a dead kid. Pac is more hopefull and likes interecting with the egg.

Also, they are more interested in the minecraft aspects of the server and not the lore aspects, so they don't really tend to go out of their way to interact with people. Besides, they stream earlier, so most people only log on when they are already getting ready to leave. They have created the bar "Buteco do Boi Gordo" which seems to be a huge success on the server and are in good terms with most people! They joined the Ordo Theoritas by accidently walking into Cellbit's hide out and are currently a bit scared of Cucurucho and of being watched.

Felps: He is a very laid back guy (minecraft-wise). He is a very close friends of Cellbit and constantly jokes about either of them going insane and talking to voices. He was also canonically driving the boat when they crashed.

He loves hanging out with Richarlyson and is one of the more present dads. He also hangs out with the other players a lot and likes talking with them, for exemple: he had a very long conversation with Foolish while Leo and Richas played! He seems to talk more to the english speakers because he understands english better than spanish, although he is very sociable in general.

He was invited to the Ordo Theoritas by Cellbit, since they were such close friends. But after talking to Cucurucho he started to suspect Cellbit was actually going insane. He hang out with Cucurucho more and ended up quite liking the little guy. Later, he told Cucurucho his "biggest secret" (that he would give his life away for Richarlyson) and in turn was shown the Heaven Room, in there he was stuck in a another room and disappeared.

(The reason for this specific lore is because he is currently traveling to Japan and didn't want to leave the Qsmp so soon without giving some reason for his character to disappear)

Forever: Arguably the brazillian with the biggest lore Lol. He is an extrovert and tries to talk to everyone, despite the language barriers, and is very good at making friends. He is DEFINITELY the best dad out of all of them. He is also DEFINITELY the best minecraft player from all of the brazillians and absolutely loves exploring the new aspects of the game Although he is more intrested in the game aspect of the sever, he is very invested in the eggs. He loves hanging out with Richas, and enjoy the company of all the eggs too (he even remembered that Tallulah needed to complete her missions and asked Richas to "talk to her" and "see if she can come online, even if she is speaking portugues, if you get what I mean")

In his past he had a best friend/romantic interest that coincidently also uses the Urahara skin, so when he saw Philza he was immediately interested in becoming his friend. Because of his values, he only became truly interested in Philza when he first saw his backpack and just how rich he was. He tried to flirt with Philza mutiple times and tried to convince him to love him mutiple times, not taking rejection very well. Although he has made many plans to conquer Philza's love, he hasn't followed through with any of it. The worst he has done is annoy Philza everytime he comes on the server Lol. (Not-canonically, he is very nice and was worried Philza would be genuinely upset with the storyline, even asking if he wanted him to stop)

Canonically, he was scared to death by a Grim Reapper that asked him to drink water, he suspected it might be BBH and is currently very uneasy around him for this same reason. He was invited to the Ordo by Cellbit, after being deemed trustworthy, he has said many times that he does not like "scary things" and does not consider himself good with this type of puzzles. Therefore, he reports everything he find directly to Cellbit and also seems to trust Cellbit blindly. He somehow managed to find the "Heaven room" in which Felps disappeared and realized the weakness of the reinforced blocks right away, guiding Cellbit and BBH over there.

He is also planing on terraforming an entire desert bioma into an ocean so he can recreate the very famous Copacabana Beach. It might seem HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE but, considering all the absurd stuff he has done in his channel, I consider this quite tame actually.

Cellbit: He remembers Felps from his past, he also remembers Pac and Mike (who didn't remember him) from his attempt to escape prison (Non-canonically: they did a video together called Prision Break, if you guys wanna watch it). Not only is his character clinically insane, he is also an ex-convict and an alleged murderer. He loves solving charades and puzzles, loves mistery, ARGS and thrillers. Although, he doesnt really care about the minecraft aspect of the server.

He became very good friends with Maximus, bonding over the mysteries of the island. He is also very good friends with BBH, though I am not sure if they remember each other cannonically. He also befriended Roier and they have been flirting non stop ever since, Richas is totally trying to get them together lol (fun fact: his girlfriend also ships Q!roier and Q!cellbit lol). Although he originally seemed to deslike Bobby, later he explained it was all in good fun and he did not genuinely hated the egg. He is very suspicious of Quackity (for obvious reasons) and has decided to befriend him in order to keep him close and where he can be watched.

Cellbit really loves Richarlyson, but he loves solving mysteries more lol, so he is an absent father. He doesnt really expends a lot of time with the other eggs and doesn't really seem to have strong emotions towards them. He believes they were made by the federation to manipulate them and keep them in the island no matter what, so he is also suspicious of them.

He hates the Cucurucho so so so so much, its hilarious. After breaking the rules on purpose to see what would happen, he was teleported to an underground tunnel where the Cucurucho appeared behind him holding a chainsaw. He was terrifiend and ran in the oposite direction, falling in a whole fuelled with iron stakes. After that, he was taken to an "interogation room" where they expend the next minutes conversing through books. Later, he was released and developed a paranoia and a insane amout of hatred for the federation. Therefore, when he saw his best friend talking to the Cucurucho he was enraged, which lead him to follow them only to witness his best friend being taken away.

He is probably the person who logs on the most on the server, but most of the time he only logs on to say that canonically his character is also solving the QSMP puzzle in his computer. He was with Forever when they found the room where Felps was taken too and decided it was too risky to try and break in at that time.

I believe this is it! Maybe, if you guys want, i could summarize the CANNONICAL theories Cellbit has and the evidences he has found, but I wont do that for the ARG because that's too much information.

#qsmp #q!cellbit #q!forever #q!mikethelink #q!pactw #q!felps #qsmp lore #lore streams are taking all of my brain cells #quesadilla island #lore stream #lore #i need forever to STOP streaming because every day he consumes all my braincells #also #im mad cellbit lol #that asshole has been keeping me awake FOR DAYS #oops #i forgot to add cellbit's cannibalism but im to lazy to rewrite it lol #q!cellbit is a cannibal yay

[the-one-who-lambs]

A month or two ago someone asked me what the funniest comment I've ever received on a fanfic was and I didn't have the willpower to sift through all thousand and something. While rereading my old Narilamb series I found the one and only true answer.

#hannah's rambles #cult of the lamb #narilamb #this goes in main tag because this comment is a literary masterpiece actually #anyway i've been rereading because i totally nanowrimo-ed that series and while it is still beloved #and one of my favorites of my own works as well #i NEEDED to rewrite it so im scouring it for things to expand upon c: #got a great list so far!? #i'm adding at LEAST five chapters and expanding/improving the others massively #i saw this again yesterday and only remembered to post because someone i'm following got the same question LOL shoutout to bam and anon

[hayaku14]

i need a kaishin fanfic with the title "how do you hold a moonbeam in your hand" so badddd

#kaishin #been listening to sound of music #and Maria has so many lines that can be used as a fic title #for example i think “she's a headache she's an angel she's a girl” would be a good one #“how do you keep the wave upon the sand” or something like that lol #BUT ANYWAY “HOLD DO YOU HOLD A MOONBEAN IN YOUR HAND” IS KAISHIN IDC IDC I WANT IT SO BAD #honestly it sounds kinda angsty it's like shinichi is struggling with how to handle being in a relationship with kid/kaito #oooooohhhh #BUT I WANT FLUFF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #dc prattles #*i meant moonbeam there but im too lazy to rewrite lmao ✋😔 #ALSO IF THIS EXISTS ALREADY PLS TELL ME I HAVE A NEED 🤲🙏

[striving-artist]

Here's an actual pro tip: you generally do not want your posts to get popular on here. It's a nightmare. I know on other sites it's cool when people send you viral. Interaction there is good. It can bring you money or influence or maybe even a meaningless checkmark.

We don't do that here.

Here, virality is a curse.

You can make a perfect post that you spent hours creating. People will see it and ignore it. Then they'll dig through the unwashed dishes in your sink and blow up your half coherent ramble from three am when you were hopped up on flu meds and sleep deprivation. You'll think it's funny at first. It is. It's a garbage post, why did twenty people want it on their blog. Then the notes start to grow, and with it, your unease. Then it starts to spread. Now people are mad you didn't add context to your inebriated rambling. Now they are telling you your language is offensive. Now they're writing screeds against you. You try to explain yourself, but the the stone has been dropped and the avalanche has begun to flow. Oh yes, you can try to get ahead of it, but you'll just be swept into the destruction. You can delete the post, but that won't remove it from the reblogs, or the threads they spawned. Deleting will be taken as concession that your detractors are right. You can delete your account, but that isn't enough. The corpse of your post will be dragged through the streets by a cheering crowd. You can wish it would stop, but it won't. It has a life of its own now, and even if it settles, quieting down to a merciful calm after a few weeks or months of making you suffer, that isn't the end. Oh no, nothing here ever truly dies, and there is no way to claw back what you have come to regret.

Don't wish for for fame in this place, no good will come of it.

#oh tumblr #where's that rewrite of the nuclear waste site warning #I need it #also #continue to be insane in your posts #despite the risk of popularity #is this post like this because someone said I sounded overly dramatic talking about bots? #youre goddamn right it is #I'm gonna be like this for days #I have multiple theater degrees #don't tell me to be chill #I'll start posting in iambic pentameter #fuck right off #be chill #yeah no - never heard of it #lol

[i-wiggle-i-squirm-bc-i-am-a-worm]

Unnecessary discussion about Chat Noir and the Drums

There’s something I love so much about Chat playing the drums in Horrificator. This is something that’s been on my mind since I was 13, so hold on here.

First, obviously, Adrien also plays the piano - which obviously still has a lot of meaning!! - I’m not here to diss on the piano, there’s a lot of freedom of expression in every instrument type and music expression in general, but there’s a reason why some people are more inclined to different instruments, and I think there’s a lot more to it than just sound, but feeling as well. The role you play. How it feels to play it alone vs. playing it with others, if it’s typically something that you can play alone vs. in a group.

So first, the piano, and how I think it relates to Adrien’s character, plus how it relates to those points.

The piano, let’s be real, is something that a lot of us were forced to take lessons for at some point. It’s something that has ties to high society (there’s a HUGE discussion and so much more to say about that, but let’s not go there) and honestly?? I think it works pretty well with symbolizing the obsession with perfection that Gabriel shoves onto him. I’ve known many piano players, and while some genuinely loved playing it, it was always easier to somehow stumble onto someone with a deep hatred for it after being forced into lessons. Whenever I asked them why they hated it, I got almost the same answer every time: “I need to be perfect.” (Along with people saying that they were forced to lol)

Then there’s the role you play. You can play with people in a band, an orchestra, as an accompanist, a duet, at a bar with a bunch of people singing - whatever - music has many forms, and many different connections. But the piano is something you can play solo, no need for anyone else. It isn’t what you can do with other people that I’m focusing on for this, it’s the fact that you don’t need anyone. You can play alone, and it’ll still be fine. You can be alone, and you’re still fine - perfect even - which is something that Gabriel shoves down his throat, resistant to him playing with his friends by touching on this ideology.

Which is a glimpse into how he sees Adrien, and how Adrien experiences life. He can be alone, in fact he’s more perfect when he’s alone. And when other people are added, the attention to his perfection is taken away bit by bit, until he’s not good enough. He has to play solo in concert halls, on stage for everyone to watch, not in the back of a bar, playing with his friends.

Alright, so now we move to Chat Noir and the drums. The main play of this fake essay. 

It would be so easy to just ignore everything and just go “haha, he’s the energetic one, so ofc Ladybug gave him the drums! And they’re an easy instrument to play, etc.” but that’s far from the truth.

Ok, so I’m not a drum player or percussionist in any way, but I am a bass player, and genuinely love the drums so much because they’re incredibly important, and here’s my cheesy analogy: the drums are the heart of the band, keeping everyone on beat, it’s what you feel at the centre of it all. The band is nothing without the drums, without the percussion (The bass is what connects the band to the beat of the drums, kinda like the blood vessels, but sadly this ain’t about bass).  Like do you know how easy it is for a band to fall apart if they don’t have a drummer??? You need a drummer. You literally can’t survive without a drummer, because even if you manage to work together, use the bass as a backing, whatever you try, there’s still not much of a heart left.

But besides that, do you know how hard it is to play the drums??? You can’t just throw someone crazy, or energetic there just because “crazy drummers lol” you need someone who listens. Who can set the beat. Someone you can rely on, because they are the person in control, even if they aren’t as flashy as the guitar player. Reliable is the word that comes to mind. The drums can make or break a band.

And wanna know who that reminds me of?

Yeah. I highly doubt that the writers put this much thought into a random five second scene in an episode of season one, but it fits with Chat Noir SO well. 

Unlike the piano, the drums are almost solely played in a group setting - you need other people, and other people need you - he needs other people in his life, his friends are needed, but they also need him. Ladybug needs him, along with all the other heroes in Paris, whether he sees it or not. He seems to get in a state of thinking he’s not needed, but i do really think he’s the emotional glue that keeps the team connected, the heart that keeps them beating. If he’s isolated, he can’t quite reach his full potential that he can when he’s allowed to be around others, just like they can’t reach their own without him.

But on top of that, I think the stereotypes of the drums actually works in his favour for the next part. 

Breaking free from his dad, and being his own person, letting that fame go and embracing what he wants... well, to some that would look stupid. 

Relating it to music, the piano is flashy, you can play it solo, it sounds impressive, looks impressive, and people won’t think you’re just hitting pots and pans in the garage when you say you play it. But the drums are underestimated, a lot of people think you don’t need much practice, that they’re just the guys who sit at the back of the stage, not doing much, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.

Just like Adrien finally being who he wants wouldn’t be stupid, it could never be stupid, but there’s a stigma. But letting go of his flashy, solo life, and being the heart of his friend group is something that I think makes him truly happy as Chat Noir, and hopefully he gets to be like that as Adrien too.

Like Plagg said, Chat Noir and Adrien are both the real him, and I think the drums capture that perfectly. The heart and freedom, the meticulousness (rather than perfection) and steadiness, those are good qualities of a drummer.

I dunno, I just think it fits.

(sdfghjklkjhgf again I should state that acoustic versions of songs exist, and you can play songs without a drum and it sounds fantastic, but I’m not going into that today. Just talking generalization, and playing in a group setting). 

#I hope I didn't sound like an absolute idiot #lol I don't wanna sound like Luka #this is just a subject I'm really passionate about and mixed with Miraculous it's just sdfghjjhgfd #miraculeakless #him playing drums is something that's probably never going to come up again ever #but in my mind Adrien healing means him taking up playing the drums and I've never dropped this #no really I wrote a fic when I was 14 about Adrien somehow disguising himself and being friends with people and he also took up the drums #I should find it and rewrite it lol #but here I am at 20 and my mind is still on this #and now I work with music as a job so I actually have the proper words to write it all down #miraculous ladybug #horrificator #can't believe I'm digging up a S1 episode but I needed to get these thoughts out #chat noir #adrien agreste #character study #uhhh sorry if this is unreadable #but I did not re-read this bc I spent too much time writing it and I don't feel like going through this again

[colorful-horses]

Doing a public survey, which of these designs do you guys prefer

#(sorry to post nonpony ocs on main! this is my louder tumblr and i need more opinions. so i post this here) #(its MY tumblr and I get to decide what i post!!!!!!!!) #answer truthfully #if you dont like either of them. tell me why and show your work #orange custard #motely #my art #ocs #original character #mean girls redesigns are almost done. just gotta make angel cake #then i have new designs for every mc #and can go back and rewrite/redraw what i already had of their comic #my goal is to have the entire first season drawn and complete by june #and then publish ch1 in july or so #id aim for earlier #BUT if i start publishing too early. then the entire first season will be finished publishing around october #and id like it to end around jan or feb so i can have some holiday specials #you get it. you get it #anyways give me ur opinions on her outfits #so pumped to actually be working on this again lol

[lenievi]

funny thing about early season 1 is that you can sometimes read more emotions on Spock’s face than on McCoy’s lol

#if you think disco or snw got spock wrong or that he's too emotional you just haven't watched the cage/early s1 lately imho #snw spock should actually smile more lbr #anyway i'm kinda thinking about doing a mckirk rewrite of this episode in my fic #i need a transporter malfunction and while kirk getting stuck in it is fine this allows for more opportunities and possibilities #and i've always wanted to write a scene between mccoy and the other kirk because they definitely talked while he was in sickbay #and if i do it in a fic i consider au i won't feel the pressure to make it consistent with the show lol #tos nonsense

[synthville]

the thing is.

raffi isn’t half as strange or off-putting as she could be. given how she processes things and her vices she really should be so much more of an audacious eccentric obsessive schemer (love) and also just the biggest liar to ever do it. meddlesome as hell but it comes back to bite.

she’s got all the connects but also she’s been banned from multiple planets. it’s fine. she didn’t want to go back to any of them anyway. her access was revoked so why does she know so much about seemingly unconnected classified events and titbits. why don’t you. she happened upon that information. as one does. what’s with all the questions. smooth talks her way in and out of stupid situations daily because she can’t leave well enough alone and just has to get answers. she does not get her answers. rabbit holes that spawn labyrinths. whatever the futuristic version of a red string board is. rios breaking into her quarters because it’s been days and she’s replicated an alarming amount of wine but very little food and he hates the EMH but the nosey holo is right this cannot stand. she tries to be present because it was her idea to visit that one spa like planet in the first place but it’s physically impossible for her not to bring up whatever theory it is that’s plaguing her this time around. there’s something just outside her periphery and once she connects the dots she’ll let it go. really. the great pretender. an actual reckoning with her addiction and what’s at the root of it. why constantly numbing herself with various substances didn’t actually work. she can fool everyone but not herself. at least not well. all the fallout with people she loves that now want nothing to do with her (gabe?? hello that thread alone is so much) because of all the times she recklessly dismissed or used them for her own means all the while convincing herself it was about the big picture. being real with herself about the reality of starfleet and why she wants in so badly anyway. greater good huh. her tricked out encrypted tech because why accept bland federation equipment or adhere to legal limits when she can make things that much more fun with a little tweaking. that unassuming little trailer is fortified as fuck. eyescan fingerprint alphasymbolic code physical lock to even get past the front door. and obviously her tech self destructs upon intrusion this isn’t amateur hour. she might be living in a semi utopia but you still not about to catch her slipping. any and all conversations between cybernetist agnes jurati and intelligence officer raffaela musiker. rios needs them to stop making unauthorized changes to la sirena and cut it out with the emergency holo roundtables. everything to do with her and seven but twice the stubborn gay ridiculousness and entwinement. everyone is alive and well and in their rightful timelines. salivating. she’s barely putting in her weird girl hours and already people can’t take it imagine if they just leaned into making her a possessive obsessive little freak (positive!) and wrote/depicted everything with care? the layers. a hyper-competent-women-with-massive-issues-lover’s dream and the nasty bros and bigots who can’t fathom anyone other than a bland white guy as deserving of complexity or relevance would die on the spot amen. id EAT.

#raffi musiker #women who are giant weirdos my beloved #it’s not like she’s the first trek character with Personality but instead of #building an alter to her lmao #she’s rebuked #this world. it ain’t right… #thinking st jean luc was gon be anything but old man woes #very silly behaviour on my part😭 #but i couldn’t just not fall for raffi like that was never going to happen #she’s just. character of all time #this is the last time i get roped into a show riddled with unrealized potential (lying) #although whenever the show does climb out of jlps ass and remembers other characters need to be more than just ornamental #there are glimpses (some this season even) of how things could be if she was able to step into her power and it’s amazing lol #the moment for ultra forgiving self sacrificing black woman therapist friend has ended it’s time for arrogant freaks who are doing their be #& im not gon do it but making a series rewrite a passion project sounds like a GREAT way to tickle my crazy #lasirenas #.rfi

[moregraceful]

accidentally invented a new form of no bedtime called 11pm glass of emergency-c + 4pm latte + 8pm cup of black tea + 9pm cup of black tea

#the real question is can i go to church on less than 5 hours of sleep and still function lol #i unlocked my instagram bc church wouldn't stop tagging me to direct people to me for stuff but that meant i had to delete a bunch of pho #tos AND rewrite a bunch of captions for photos i didn't WANT to delete bc i was too mean to random sharks prospects #which is fine if it is u know the anonymity of tumblr but not public instagram where my church won't stop FULL NAMING AND TAGGING ME #''anonymity of tumblr'' i doxx myself on here like 80 times a day in front of more people than i went to college with #anyway my point is i was going through deleting all evidence of politics pens fandom and legal documents and i was like damn #my attitude towards my team SUCKS. i gotta be way less of a hater!!! #what did my prospects ever do wrong besides everything NOTHING. the system is BROKEN. i am sorry i will be so much nicer guys :( #also if u really want to be humbled. scrolling back to 2012 on your instagram and re-experiencing senior year of college. BAD #i've deleted i think everything that would reasonably get our nonprofit status pulled but what a horrific journey it was #two full hockey intermission periods of deleting shit plus another hour at home doing several more passes and then rewriting captions #so that some poor 21 year old prospect randomly searching their name doesn't see me full ass call their teammate cringe #their teammate IS cringe. but i love him. but the nuances are lost on instagram people don't understand these things they take everything #at face value #don't know why i just assigned shakir mukhamadullin they/them pronouns #i think i need to go lie in bed with a blanket over my head until i suffocate #this ALWAYS happens i get too hype about mackenzie blackwood and start listening to selena gomez and then it's like almost 3am and i'm just #fresno oilers.txt #oh and. a friend sent me screenshots of the girl she's been flirting with on a dating app and they are SOOOOO cute #i hope they make a good run of it i really do bc it was SO cute. living vicariously through episcopalian lesbians as one does #but then i was trying to figure out how to edit my dating app profile to dissuade chasers but still honeytrap guys who are tall enough #or athletic enough to pick the tangerines at the top of the tangerine tree. bc i couldn't reach this week #but there were still like god maybe 150 tangerines on the tree. i was like this could be feeding people but i'm TOO SHORT #and my life will be like this. FOREVER #icb the future of this garden is so psychologically burdensome that i'm having to build it into a dating app profile lol #well now that i'd treated this entire tag set as twitter for and hour and a half #time to go try to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling and then wake up in [checks notes] four hours

[spicyicymeloncat]

Okay but what if:

Season 5, the finale episode, just before Nya kills the preeminent

[camera pans over the ferry to reveal the ginormous preeminent]

[shot of the inside of the captain’s cabin, Ronin pushes open the door]

Ronin: Nya! The boys need you!

[shot of Nya back as she is steering the ferry, Ronin is speaking offscreen]

Ronin: let me steer, they need the water ninja-

[nya turns around, with almost tears in her eyes, as she yells]

Nya: I’m not a ninja!

[shot from the front of Nya who has returned to facing frontwards, focused on her clenched hand, her eyes are just out of shot. Ronin is in the background]

Nya: my powers won’t be strong enough to stop that thing. I’m not strong enough.

[ronin scratches his head]

Ronin: I dunno what to tell ya

Ronin: You’re the one in the green gi, which means that right now, you’re the green ninja. And what’s the green ninja’s motto?

[nya rubs her eyes. To clarify, she is still wearing Lloyd’s clothes]

Nya: …ninja never quit

Ronin: exactly. Look I saw you kick those ghosts where it hurts and it looked like you were having fun

[ronin extends his hand towards Nya, with a confident smirk]

Ronin: so tell ya what, if I’m right about you kicking that monster’s butt out there, then you owe me your shares of the tea shop as well. And if I’m wrong then you can inherit all my junk when I kick the bucket. Deal?

[nya pauses, before grinning and shaking Robin’s hand]

Nya: you really are a scoundrel

Ronin: if you’re a ninja then I have to scam ya like the others too

#forgive my incredibly rough sketching #idk what to call this #a storyboard but tumblrised #s5 has all the good concepts it just needs a little crunch #btw burn the nya ronin stuff this is an entirely platonic interaction #he’s like her uncle #but she’s taller lol #ninjago #lego ninjago #art #fanart #digital art #comic #? #Ninjago rewrite #Ninjago s5 rewrite #Ninjago nya #Ninjago ronin #Nya green ninja for real