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rzyraffek · 8 months

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Platonic yandere yautja x human child reader

Aww dad yautja😊 I didn't write for yautjas in months!! Hopefully u enjoy it!! Also i used they/them for kid. No tw, only cuteness and wholesome dad figure yautja👹 request open

Dad yautja with human kid

Bro is confused ??? Tf??? Why is there a child here??

He either found them abandoned in middle of nowhere or accidentally killed their perents, by 'accidentaly' i mean ofc he wanted to kill them he just didn't know there was a child nearby and now he feels bad

Kinda finds human pups ugly😭 why are you so smol and loud wtf

Dad!yautja after he kinda adopts y/n he gets too overprotective! Like dude won't leave their side at all, especially when you guys are outside; dude will pick them up and just carry around.

Can't cook to save his life, he kinda set kitchen on fire. And humans cant eat raw meat, so now you are on fruit diet for now (and veggies)

Had this parental instinct to teach them everything, how to shoot, find food, basic self-defence, overall taking good care of themselfs. But he kinda likes that he has to provide for them, it gives him control yknow

When he carries them around everywhere! He acually lets them sit on his shoulders or just hang on his neck😓😍

Cant say no to those cute big eyes! Yes he will let them 'decorate' his armor (with glitter and stickers) and he will let them paint his nails and he will lisen to them gossip about their friends.

If his kid is a little artist and walks up to him and says "papa i drew you!" He does not care that he looks like a lizard nor that they didn't color it perfectly. Dude is purring, picking y/n up and he carries this drawing in pocket everywhere

Other yautjas say that he spoils them, but he disagrees! Your a HUMAN baby, i mean yeah your basically one of yautjas now but!!! Your tiny! And your skin is so squishy!!!

He had to learn how to comb their hair cuz at some point y/n simply refused to cut it (me too lil guy) and he respects them so much he won't just do something against them

Kinda wishes he could understand human body language more

Also about body language i can imagine kid just kinda mimicing yatuja body language and habits. Like dad!yatuja will say "child please go to bed its late" the kid will just angry respond with a hiss👹 "hsssss👽🦎" "?????" If yaujtas had eyebrows, he would rise them

If y/n is a girl, and she has her first period? Dude panics! HUHH WHAT BLOOD??? FROM WHERE!?? UHHHH????

Dude tries to be a perfect father figure, he tries to have similar intrests with his kid so they can connect more, but if y/n is totally not into hunting, collecting, nature themed stuff, Yautja is more than happy to catch up with whatever teens are into this days, but he will judge the hell out of tv shows (if they watch any)

I kinda forgot it suppose to be yandere so it turned out to be just wholesome im so sorry

Understands that kid needs privacy but he will just go invisible mode and lurk in shadows! Like what if somone attacks you??? Or worse! What if you meet some humans that he doenst like??? What if they will tell y/n all lies about what 'bad war crimes' he commited and what 'murderous' his kind is!! Those are lies pls dont lisen to humans

No boy/girlfriends!!! Nuh uh!! Your his little baby you cant go doing all those... things... with some human. ugh! this person probably can't even hunt for you!! Or give you nice treasures!! Or build a pretty nest!! Why would you like them my child?? Look at all those trophies i gathered for all those years! You should stay here!

He loves the fact that he lives in some wild ass jungle and y/n cant leave him due to all those dangers around, plus he loves that y/n will always stay tiny(in comparison obviously) and weak so be basically needs to provide for them! Right???

I used x reader tags ONLY to reach bigger audience

#slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #yandere yautja #yautja headcanon #yautja x reader #yautija #yautja

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katsumiiii · 2 years

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Anyways thinking about Katsuki with a little girl and how he cannot say no bc his little girl is a daddies girl 😔 she wants daddy to do her hair and he will do it with no complaints whatsoever bc whatever his little girls wants, his little girl gets, however he is also a pretty good father, bc i like to think he's much closer to his dad than his mother, bc his dad is so mellow but only gets nervy when his milf of a wife is like she hulk, and Katsuki listens to his advice and understands that no dad is the same, and no dad is perfect and Katsuki has a lot of trouble accepting that he won't be the perfect dad bc he wants his little girl to see him as this great man, but he understands that she might, but with a little flaws

So when she comes to him with her first heartbreak, he immediately goes into anger mode but then remembers how he couldn't go to his parents with that issue, and immediately calls you for help because he has no idea how to help

It's a learning experience for everyone, and no doubt his little girl listens and learns too because in every photo they have together, he smiles, because he didn't with his parents and he'll be damned if he makes his little girl suffer or cry.

One time he did and tried his best to fix ot by giving her his black card,,,,,,, and it was maxed out an HOUR LATER

but if anything Katsuki is so grateful to have you by his side because he wouldve been dubbed worst dad ever if it weren't for your help, and if anything it makes his love for you grow

literallyyy yes like if katsuki ever had a daughter she’d definitely be a daddy’s girl. like he’d just spoil her rotten and have a hard time saying no so that would leave you to do the discipline. and I also feel like the older he gets the more willing he is to ask for help. like when he was younger he used to think it was almost taboo to ask someone for assistance, but now he asks you for help everydayyy when it comes to his daughter.

and I’d pray she never gets upset with him because he’d just be devastated. kinda piggy backing on your daughter heartbreak thingy, let’s say she were to get a bf and katsuki find out right. and yk he’s all in ‘protective dad mode’ bc nobody can treat his little girl right in his eyes. so he does the cliché and scares off her little bf right. so his daughter finds out and is just lividdddd, I mean smoke coming out the ears type pissed.

“no fucking way you just did that shit dad.”

“hey, watch your fuckin’ mouth.” he barks, crossing his beefy arms over his chest. he didn’t rlly understand why she was upset in the first place. the boy was just some little punk katsuki scared off, and now he’s getting lip for it?

“dad, I’m at an age where I’m going to start bringing guys home that I like.”

“not in this house sweetheart.”

“and in what other house would I being doing it in?”

“I don’t fuckin’ know, but not this one.”

and she gets all huffy like he usually does and just decides to stomp off before she says something that might get her in real trouble, “whatever.”

and he’s just all wide eyed and confused like he doesn’t know wtf he did wrong ??? doesn’t quite understand that his little sweetheart could even catch an attitude with him, but there’s a first for everything !

you were listening to the whole thing tho and you’re just standing there kinda shaking your head at his obliviousness. he stalks over to you with doe eyes and is all like, “what the fuck just happened?”

“she’s pissed at you kats.”

“yeah but I don’t fuckin’ know why? i ain’t do shit wrong.”

“well then, figure it out.” and you just leave him there all awe struck, going to find your daughter to comfort her.

eventually he gets it after overhearing yalls conversation and grows enough balls to apologize. he realizes that his little girl is going to have other people in her life, other people that make her happy. and though it’s going to take him some time to get used to, he’s as on board with it as he can be!

#dad bakugo #dad bakugou supremacy >>>>>>#katsuki bakugo drabble

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bitsandbobsofwriting · 2 years

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OH NO BRO

I have, fortunately or unfortunately, depending on your POV, been struck by some rather horrifying inspiration.

I was out walking the dog last night (I wrote this immediately upon getting home, but queued it as per my silly little habit), when I suddenly came up with a fic idea (I mean, this happens all the time... you should see my phone notes lol it’s chock-a-block of new stuff) that I NEED to share:

Arthur is receiving audiences in the Throne Room, and everyone bar Merlin is there (Morgana stayed good, but Lancelot still died and came back and died again courtesy of Morgause who is still out and about being evil), when... Merlin, just appears in the middle of the room. He’s dirty, covered in dust with tear tracks down his cheeks. He has a little blood on his clothes and his hands are shaking and he looks exhausted and terrified and just generally terrible. Everyone goes “wtf” when another Merlin walks into the Throne Room.

Dirty Merlin explains that he’s from about a week in the future, and that they need to stop it. That they’re coming. Everyone goes “wtf” again, and Arthur tells everyone bar the main group to fuck off. They all go up to Arthur’s chambers, where Future!Merlin explains that, without warning, these creatures just appeared out of the shadows. He explains that almost everyone is dead; Arthur died about ten seconds after it all started, closely followed by Leon, then Morgana, then everyone else. Merlin and Elyan were the last survivors and locked themselves in the vaults, but Elyan was hurt and fell unconscious. Merlin, in a last ditch effort, forces all his power into travelling backwards through time, to warn everyone, to try and figure what the hell happened (the whole ordeal only started about twenty minutes ago, for Future!Merlin).

Of course all of this means Merlin’s magic is outed, but they have bigger problems right now. They ask for proof that Future!Merlin is actually telling the truth, so Present!Merlin asks him some question which he gets right.

Everything ends happily, and Future!Merlin sort of... ceases to exist (but he’s kinda happy about that). Everyone’s memories stay the same, because... Merlin figures out how to do that. BUT I just want the basis of this story to be Future!Merlin telling this absolutely harrowing story of what happened, and them all fixing it before it happens. And also... Merlin can time-travel, so.... everyone is made aware pretty much immediately of how BAMF-y he is.

I’m really excited about this one (and I have ALL the details for it in my head, I just didn't want to spoil it too much by writing it all out here😅), and I know I normally try to work on things from The List above all else, but this is a brain worm that will NOT leave me until I write it. I’ll be writing Part 2 to #39 alongside it, it just might take a little longer to come out because I’ll be working on two things at once :D

EDIT: This has two parts, both of which have been posted!! Part 1 Part 2

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atlasofthestaars · 7 months

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another amazing chapter!! i would honestly love a movie marathon with them <3 and i love the focus on johnny this time, he's really just a guy with a good heart! bringing reader a blanket and a pillow :((( liu kang at the end there ....... hes so in love with the reader wtf ?!#$??!"? and bi han showing he cares in the most hostile way possible 😭😭😭 bxnsnsnd the only reason i dont want mileena as a love interest is bc i really wanted to see how you would explore her and tanyas dynamic :") kitana as a love interest tho..... thats wife 🤭 and ik this is getting long, but i have a couple questions; do you have an outline for the whole story prepared or is it being changed as you go? since you said adding shang tsung as a love interest would alter the story a bit? and (if it spoils anything, dont worry about answering!) how would you plan on ending it since reader's got a reverse harem going on? do you plan on giving reader an endgame with someone? again, sorry this got a bit long!

(p.s. can i be ☄️ anon? i plan on sticking around for the whole story hehe expect me after every chapter bcus ive subscribed to it on ao3 🫡)

Thank you so much! A movie marathon would be wonderful with the champion squad, but I can imagine how chaotic the emotional whiplash it could get if they all got to chose movies. Like imagine going from a lighthearted rom com to like??? A dark and gritty action movie LMAO I enjoyed writing for Johnny this time around, but I do worry I made him a bit (?) Out of character for his characrer progression, but I'm glad you enjoyed him nevertheless aha ^^ I did really like writing him as a dude who just means well, since he really just is that! Liu Kang is definitely feeling SOMETHING for the reader HAHA Mr. Fire God catching feels? Or is he just really nice 👀? Bi-Han struggles with showing he cares, but he really does. If only there was a therapist character to help him though HAHA Oh I definitely get why you'd want that! Mileena and Tanya's dynamic was interesting for me in this game, so I will have fun portraying that if she doesn't get voted in. If she does, uh, I'll definitely have to figure out what to do LMAOO I love Kitana 🙏 She's my fave female chara and my main in Mk1 !!

I don't mind it being ling at all, I love reading stuff like this and being able to interact with you all!! I don't know many people in my personal life who are willing to hear me obsess over Mortal Kombat like this HAHA

I do have a rough outline of the general story! As well as more defined plot points I like to hit within the arcs of the story. For example, I consider the part of the story we're in to be like the training/pre Outworld arc?? And I have certain moments with characters I want to hit before we move on with the plot! Of course, I am a very impulsive person so I leave it open and easy to change if needed. Events that happen later also tend to change to better fit the flow of the story, but I generally know the direction I want to head with everything.

I plan on giving every love interest an ending (think like endings in mortal kombat for each character!) So ideally I'd like to give each character their own unique ending/epilogue with the reader! People on AO3 also have requested a harem ending which I am open to making, but can't gaurentee due to characters like Shang Tsung. I mighttt make one without certain characters depending on how it all ends, one with everyone, or not one at all! I don't want to stress too much over that right now so that one is still up in the air whether I'll do it or not (especially since we've like, barely started ahaha)

And you can be ☄anon!! I'm happy to hear I have your support on this journey <3 and ty for supporting me there too! I love to see all the feedback from everyone, so I will happily await any comments you make! Thank you again for your kind words and support!

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eolewyn1010 · 11 months

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Dragging Frankenstein - prologue

Well, fuck it; I miss posting more various stuff of my own instead of just reblogging, so I'll post the snark I have bestowed on Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Don't be misled; it's a hell of an interesting read if one can get over the Regency prose, but the protagonist pisses me off to unholy degrees, so I shan't be too respectful. I'll do it my way, with only arbitrary regards to the lingual differences between Now and Then (rule of Funny goes, folks) and with my silly little counters. Don't take to seriously. Onward to the prologue, and one Captain Robert Walton, who is not our protagonist!

“in a country of eternal light” – wtf, Walton? Does he mean polar days? Bc those are not eternal, but then he does spout a lot of purple prose (and so does the entire book).

And more weird fantasizing – “passage at the pole”, what’s that supposed to be good for? “secret of the magnet”???

“my education was much neglected” – yeah, stop marveling at your self-taught brilliance already; I swear, Walton and Victor both are so egotistical it’s no miracle they can take an interest only in one another.

Also, Walton had an emo poet phase. And his Chemical Romance didn’t take off. LOL.

“worked harder than the common sailors” – sure you did, you spoiled little rich kid. “preferred glory to luxury” – I’m getting distinct Stede Bonnet vibes here, and in a very Privileged White Guy way. And he keeps exotizing Russia. I SO PRIVILEGED: 1

“longing for a friend” calls in the Gay™, and after bashing his so-beneath-him sailors for a bit, it settles in with “I desire the company of a man […] whose eyes would reply to mine. You may deem me romantic…” Counter starts now. DAS GAY: 2

“shall certainly find no friend on the ocean” – yeah, chill out, we saw your subtle foreshadowing. Why does he keep telling his SISTER how his early life went??

His “best years spent under your gentle and feminine fosterage” leading to a distaste of brutality is ever so slightly sexist in several directions, but it also rings in the theme of every goddamn female character being cast in the light of a maternal figure – even when that is not the relation in which she stands to the character in question. EVERY WOMAN IS A MOM: 1

Whyyyyy does the gossip about his ship master’s failed love story take up so much space? I dunno this guy???

“as silent as a Turk”, “ignorant” and “savage inhabitant of some island” – oh, hai, racism!

Is one single dog really strong enough to pull a sledge with a person plus luggage on it?

Funny how Walton describes Victor as all emaciated and shit, and yet goes insta-thirsty like “must have been a noble creature in his better days, being even now in wreck so attractive and amiable” – and Victor is “uneasy when anyone except myself enters his cabin”, gotcha. DAS GAY: 4

And five minutes after knowing him, Walton declares him the “brother of my heart”, and his “affection for my guest increases every day”. DAS GAY: 6

The unfounded praises of Victor being “wise, noble, gentle” get on my nerves, but imagine my eyebrows at the lines “a groan burst from his heaving breast” and “my thirst for a more intimate sympathy”. Because… huh. DAS GAY: 7

Bitch, where do you get off calling your sister fastidious? She probably had the same education you did! Get your ego out here.

Walton’s crush on Frankenstein is already getting old; does he need to gush about him like he’s the bees’ knees? He doesn’t know this asshole at all! “his lustrous eyes with their melancholy sweetness” – ok, Walton needs to get laid. DAS GAY: 8

What a queer intro, and no, I don't plan to stop making fun of this kind of language. It's the only redeeming grace of these characters.

#Frankenstein #personal opinions #disclaimer: this is just for shits and giggles

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tiredstressedemotionalmess · 1 year

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ok so a not-quite-summary of that one au i've been rotating!! (mainly character bits)

the school is called the Better Living School and Rehabilitation Center for Troubled Youths, it’s borderline corrupt, and it has super strict rules (it’s often an alternative to juvie hall for a lot of people)

i have elaborate backstories for each of the fab four that i don’t want to spoil too much, but i can give a brief reason why each of them is in the school without spoiling a lot of the context and nuance :D

Kobra: beat a guy to a dazed bloody pulp with his bare hands bc he was insulting/harassing him and kobra refused to say he was in the wrong (which he wasn’t btw. but the judicial system doesn’t see it that way when you send someone to the hospital)

Ghoul: he threw one of his epic collection of molotov cocktails at a cop car (“in my defense, i didn’t mean to hurt anyone. i just wanted to see them sweet sweet flames…”) and when people came to talk to his parents, they found his collection and decided the only way to keep him from being a terrorist was to send him to the school

Jet: he was peer pressured/blackmailed into setting off a firework in a teacher’s office at his old high school, then when the teacher got hurt bad, the people who coerced him into it pinned all the blame on him, so he was kind of responsible but it was kind of a wrong-place-wrong-time thing

Party: they’re Kobra’s sibling, and quite the smooth talker (as well as a compulsive liar). when kobra got sent away they started going downhill on a self-destructive path until it escalated to a point where they got sent to the school too (theirs is the only backstory i’m not quite sure of, and this one will probably change a lot)

i can’t share much of the plot without spoiling it hugely, but i think you’ll like it aaaugh i can’t wait to write this thing (side note i wrote like four pages on pt 3 of yccf yesterday after weeks of writer's block :D)

okay first of all LOVE the school name!!! its much more creative than the one i thought up lmao (literally just. the better living institute 💀)

anyways KOBRA IDK WHAT THE GUY DID BUT IM SURE HE DESERVED IT GHDGHDGD but yeah is it weird that i love thats the reason hes in there? idk i just love the interpretations of kobra as this dangerous badass who can just snap and fucking obliterate a guy with his fists. hes a badass and i love him and he did nothing wrong <33

GHOUL BABY I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU LMAO EVERYTHING YOU SAID ABT HIM IS JUST. PERFECT !! MY MAN HAS MOLOTOV COCKTAIL COLLECTION HE IS AN ICON HE IS EVERYTHING IM OBSESSED ALREADY

and then immediately im hit with feelings bc poor fucking jet??? he did NOT deserve to be fucked over like that wtf 😭

OOH OKAY COMPULSIVE LIAR POISON IS SUCH AN INTERESTING CONCEPT??? like i feel like that could be sooo cool to see with their character's reputation if being all smooth talking and silver tongued and im and ik you said you havent really figured all their backstory out yet but i am SO fucking excited to see where you go with it!!!!

anyways it is very safe to say that i am gonna FUCKING LOVE this whenever you write it gdhsghsgs i am sooooo excited and i cant wait to read all the plot stuff you couldnt share!!!!

#asks #danger days #ALSO!!!#HELL FUCKING YES YCCF PROGRESS IM SO HAPPY RN!!!!!#writers block has been fucking kicking my ass these past few weeks too so ik exactly how you feel #and im so happy you were able to write something!!!! cant eait to read it dude im so hyped rn fr!!!

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loustyleshtommo · 2 years

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Harry’s House is by far my favourite H’s solo album. Cuz to be completely honest, before this, if it weren’t for Sweet Creature and Sunflower Vol.6, I wouldn’t get H’s music at all. I need settings, stage, characters, the whole nine yard to make sense of the story. Thanks to Queen Tay, I’ve been spoiled rotten with her brilliant collections of short stories. Some with overarching theme. Each, always, always with its own conclusion. Louis does the same thing. That’s why they’re my two most beloved lyricists of all time. They make sense and they make it quick.

Not Harry, no. This masochistic person fookin lingers like that three pages of LOTR describing a leaf falling from a tree. It makes me wanna kill somebody. Nothing ever concluded in his songs. NOTHING. Just more questions after a whole lot of unanswered plot lines. I listened to HS1 and I was like WTF is going on? I listened to Fine Line and I was like Ah, I kinda see what’s going on, but how does it end? Fine Line treated me like the end of INCEPTION the movie, what the fook kind of ending is that shaky spinny thing cut to black I HATE YOU SO MUCH. NO WONDER YOU’RE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN’S CHOSEN ONE YOU DEMON CHILD.

Anyhow, I finally realized through Harry’s House that this forever-dancing-Queen-young-and-sweet-only-seventeen never care to tell anyone about the ending of anything because in his froggy brain it was already SO OBVIOUS. yes, Harold, obvious to you. No one else has the benefit of seeing Louis’s eyes confirming your happily-ever-after every fortnight you absolute nutcase.

He’s in love and he’s been sprinkling pixie dust everywhere. But YOU’VE ALSO BEEN HOARDING PETER PAN ALL THIS TIME.

And good god, how narcissistic you have to be. Writing all these angsty overdramatic songs and assuming everyone will figure it out for themselves that you always get a soft warm bed at the End of the Day. I mean to be fair Louis wrote that song way back when 1D’s hiatus wasn’t a thing yet but still.

I guess I’m being mean, though. Cuz H did end up spilling the beans in Harry’s House. But also like, this forces me to understand my own psych and why I got so frustrated whenever I tried to articulate my thoughts on his songs.

Now I’m gonna go clean out my self-awareness with Queen Tay’s puns like Tell me what are my Wordsworth.

PS. I’m also losing my mind at Lou be like “singing something poppy on the same four chords” and H’s Love of My Life literally has four chords like G, D, Em, C. (Or you can even transpose it to C, G, Am, F. It can’t get anymore poppy than that.)

#GAH #harry styles #hs3 spoilers #larry stylinson #louis tomlinson #taylor swift #spoilers #source: my brain

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alexisnoir · 2 years

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I have watched all 3 episodes of Dracula. What do I think of the show?

When it comes to Dracula himself, I have never read any books about him, never watched a movie about him or any other show whatsoever. Yet I knew who or what Dracula is. However the miniseries by Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat has surprised me in many good ways and also hasn’t surprised me at all because the show is so predictible.

Let’s start from the beginning, shall we?

ATTENTION! POSSIBLE SPOILERS! IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE SHOW, TURN AROUND AND DON’T READ FURTHER!

I had here a long, very long text about all three episodes but I decided to make it brief. No reason for me to spoil the episodes minute by minute right?

Episode one gives us an introduction into Dracula, Jonathan Harker, sister Agatha Van Helsing and Mina, Jonathans fiance.

We get to know how Jonathan become so sick, why he’s in the convent and so on. We also get to see how Dracula played by Claes Bang transforms from this old man

to this handsome man.

We also get quite interesting introduction between sister Agatha Van Helsing and Dracula himself but I am afraid that I’d get blocked have I posted the scenes here XD

Anyway, to be brief as I promised myself.

The show is not without faults. Three 1,5 h episodes are not enough to give us what we want. The first episode, yes does just that but the second and third? Not so much. I’m not saying the show is boring or bad, quite the contrary, however the third episode should be the best and yet in my opinion it is the weakest of them all even though the setting is the best.

Dracula in the future, in our times, a myth or a truth? Dracula can absorb knowledge and some memories through blood, as he says: blood is lives.

The first two episodes give us very good start of a story that could’ve been as good as BBC Sherlock if not for the, in my opinion, rushed episode 3 and its ending.

Episode 2 at its end introduces Dracula to the modern times, as we see he is underwater after Demeter blows up. We see Dracula destroying the lid of the coffin with his fist and walk on the bottom right to the shore of England to be met by Jonathan Harker Foundation CEO Zoe Van Helsing.

How Dracula gets out from the coffin is not the only WTF moment I get from this episode. There a few. I’ll list them below

- the coffin. How did he bolted the lid to the coffin itself? It had nails in! How?

- in episode 3 Dracula runs with the help of his bat friends and steals a modern tux since his clothes are wet beyond anything. I’m surprised they have survived salty water for so long (first plot hole)

- then we see Dracula in some couples home where the husband is dead in the white box - fridge - after of course feeding on him. Dracula wanted to feed on the woman too however she has a cross on a chain around her neck so that stops him

- We see for the first time a crying, emotional Dracula, he is watching the sunset on a TV but that’s not a WTF moment it’s just a interesting moment

- of course the Jonathan Harker foundation finds him which if I must confess is weird that the big machine that later destroys the house wan’t heard! I mean, seriously?! (second plot hole) Those things are loud even when they’re just in motion and not destroying anything.

- he has to go into the box but after they destroy a bit of the house, there’s sun shining on the box, so how is he suppose to get in the bloody box now?

- he manages to lure Zoe into the house but when he tries to feed on her he can’t because she has cancer and is dying, the blood is poisonous to him. He loses consciousness and is put into the box then transported into the JHF.

- he wakes up long enough to see Jonathan Harker painting and is put into big glass cage which is operated from the outside, so they are able to open the roof enough to scare him and keep him in place with the sun.

- I have big problem with this episode because he is given access to modern technology, to books mostly but he manages to figure out a password to WIFI which is his name (seriously?!) and he SKYPE calls a lawyer from the same law firm Jonathan Harker was 123 years ago. I can’t imagine that a lawyer knowing he is dealing with a real ass vampire, warlord and says he has rights like everybody else and they just give in? I know he, the lawyer, threatened them with exposing what they’re doing here but who would believe one man? After all, the Foundation works with mercenaries. That whole lawyer story is just so not original. I mean there’s a guy stationed at all times next to his bloody glass cage and he can clearly hear him so I’m like why haven’t he alerted them to him calling someone?! Why?!

- and since we are still in the Foundation basement or whatever - he is in the cage, they open the roof, the sun shines onto the part of the cage and yet when Zoe has to take his blood SHE needs to step or at the very least her hands need to be in the shadow since his hand cannot be in the sun. She threatened him with people and that they’d shoot him but we do know bullets do not work on him and before they’d be more people with stakes to kill him I bet he would be long gone.

- also why haven’t we seen any holy water being used against him, since he is the devil himself?

- When he is out, he is in this big apartment (where the money for that apartament come from?), working out, staying, living, goes out at night with Lucy and he is fascinated by her, says she came the closest to be his real bride.

What I don’t understand is this:

- how Dracula can see his reflection in the glass window when apparently he as a vampire shouldn’t have one?

- how come at the very end he doesn’t burn by the sun when Zoe throws off the curtain and there is not only the sun but also the cross sign? Shouldn’t he be affected? I know it is said that it’s only in his mind and yet, the original tells otherwise. It’s a bit like with the Doctor and the Master revelation... doesn’t sit right with me.

- Zoe is dying either way even after drinking Dracula’s blood which gives her a part of sister Agatha to talk to but we then see Dracula actually drink Zoe’s blood but I’m like - okay? So he drinks her blood, maybe now that she injected his blood he will be able to feed from her but then we see them both dead in the afterlife of some sort? Should at the very least Zoe be able to come back to life? Doesn’t it work that way?

- when we are at the topic of Zoe dying when Dracula feed from her, how come Agatha Van Helsing has died? From my understanding of the situation with Piotr in the beginning of episode 2, all it takes is one feeding for the person to be able to come back to life, yet she didn’t? Even though he feed from he multiple times?

The show would’ve benefited more if it was 8 one hour episodes instead of miniseries. From what I’ve gathered they’re thinking of doing season 2 but how could they bring them back to life? I have absolutely no idea.

Do I like the show itself? Yes I do. Even though the third episode could’ve been better thought through and flesh out I still enjoyed watching it.

Some stuff will bug me to no end, like with episode 3 of BBC Sherlock season 4 but that’s another story for another time, maybe.

#bbc dracula #dracula #dracula 2020 #mark gatiss #steven moffat #claes bang

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I LOVE THE BURN! And you could spoil the entire plot and I would still EAT IT UP!

It is a bit ‘sad’ to look at it that way especially experiencing such intense emotions that are often not the best. I would not wish it upon anyone even on my worst days. But for me I guess in irl I don’t ever really feel that people see me for me so even if its through here it feels nice to know i'm not weird lol

OMG TWIN FLAME VIBES 😭 That’s so true 😭and it’s so sweet to think of it that way! It honestly feels like we were meant to meet again in this lifetime 💗

There will always be people who will critique everything that you do/post. No matter if it’s your best or worst. But I really do believe you have good judgment when it comes to these things. It’s so sad to see people just leave mean feedback to you and other writers on here. The majority of the time no one is doing any harm with their posts, so I have no idea why people have so much entitlement to those things. Like Dryer Sheets was SUCH A GOOD STORY! I suffered so much(in a GOOD way) with them because their characters and situations were so complex! But I loved it so much!! But watching it update in real time felt so frustrating as a reader only because OF OTHER READERS WHO WERE NOT GIVING IT A CHANCE! I think at that time I probably wrote my longest ask solely because I was defending Harry and the MC lol I'm so sad you are dreading your update for them :( I personally would LOVE to see what you have for them in separate little updates just so you can have freedom of exploring their relationship/dynamic! Like there was so much more to be explored! BUT I do understand why you would want to cram everything because I could not imagine just seeing those types of anons coming your way. It hurts no matter how long you've been doing this. Either way, whatever you see best, I AM HERE FOR IT!

Also, YOU DON'T SOUND CONCEITED! You are so sweet and I'm glad that you are aware of it!

Now the new Dolcezza extra BESTIE?! WTF THAT WAS SO GOOD! I AM SCREAMING THE SUSPENSE WAS TOO GOOD! I was so immersed it felt like I was watching a scene from a movie unfold! I loved how the beginning was set up with them trying to figure out and put everything together! When i tell you every time he called her "honey" I WANTED TO VOM! But my girl is so smart, of course she came up with the "date" idea! But reading Harry go to the other tables and telling them to not let her leave with him 😭 PAIN but it was the good kind! I really LOVE when you write suspense/action scenes! You do this type of drama so well, like I was scared for her even though I already know she will in the end be safe! This was so good bestie!

Sending you the best vibes! Hope you are treating yourself well! love you lots!-💜

YOU'RE DEF NOT WEIRD (or if you are, I am too and I'm pretty comfy about that so don't worry)

😭 I loved writing Love and Dryer Sheets. It was so different than every other story I've written and I agree, it was one of my most complex couples. I'm sad I don't love it that much anymore. It just felt like something I had to finish by the end. I have a couple cute things lined up for them (I don't think I could do anymore angst with them, they've both suffered enough hahaha). I'll definitely consider not cramming everything together 😊

I'm so glad you liked it! 💕 It's so nice of you to say that I do drama/suspense well because I think I struggle with it (thinking of how stressed I was writing Protection Part 8-10). However, I'm not the one reading it for the first time, I guess? That sounds dumb of me. But to me, it's just like words on my screen that I've written, it came from my brain. I don't see it as suspenseful if that makes sense because I processed it already I guess? 😂 BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I'm glad it came out well, I do really like this version as well (although I think it kind of rushed toward the end to get back in her apartment so it would line up with the remainder of the story but whatever, that's not why I wrote it! 🤭)

Hope you have a fun weekend planned, bestie!

xoxo

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itsavgbltpta · 9 months

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Should You Watch KamiKatsu?

(Full English title: KamiKatsu: Working for God in a Godless World)

(Japanese title: Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama Katsudou)

A Brief Summary

Protagonist Yukito has been raised his entire life as part of a muscle-man obsessed cult that worships a single goddess, due to his father being the leader of said cult. During a ritual, Yukito is stuffed inside a barrel and thrown off a cliff into the sea to survive. When Yukito wakes up, he doesn’t seem to be in Japan any more. Instead he’s now in a world where religion doesn’t exist, and where the population accepts any order from the government to die when given - all except for a few spunky weirdos who are cast out into remote villages. Luckily, Yukito winds up at one of these villages and is taken in by the townsfolk.

Through plot, Yukito ends up with the power of a real god on his side - but how will he use this advantage to live out life in this new world? That’s what KamiKatsu aims to find out.

So, should you watch the anime?

Probably not, unless you’re open to a lot of jank.

I won’t lie, KamiKatsu is a mess. But it’s the kind of mess I like. The kind of mess where I don’t know if it will hit the same on a second viewing, but it kept me on my toes enough to enjoy the ride the first time around.

Shock value is a big player in KamiKatsu. You know, things like the main character getting jerked off in an effort to revive him within the first 10 minutes of the first episode. That kind of thing - where you raise one, or possibly both eyebrows thinking “that couldn’t possibly be what just happened” - happens quite a bit. I get the feeling the creative team for the show was like “fuck it, why not” to a lot of ideas that were thrown out there.

To make a comparison, the closest thing I can think of is a B-team version of The Idaten Deities Know Only Peace. So if you enjoyed that show, KamiKatsu might give you a bit of the same WTF feeling. And fan service moments. Oh man, there is a lot of sexual… flavorings in KamiKatsu. A little too much, honestly, but “in for a penny, in for a pound” was their motto, I guess.

Again, this kind of attitude works for me personally as I was also morbidly curious as to where they were going to go next, but this show is not for everyone. However, I’m still not sure why all reviewers at ANN (Anime News Network) hated it with such vitriol. Like, it’s dumb, but fun in weird, wacky, inappropriate ways. Then again, ANN tends to frown on anything with inappropriate fan service situations, and KamiKatsu has that in spades. To each their own - but if you rely on ANN reviews and skipped watching this anime because they hated it so much, maybe give it an episode or two to figure out if it’s your brand of fun.

I found myself snickering most episodes - and I downright lost my mind when they rolled out the rotoscope/photoshop head on a dude riding a tractor bit. I had to pause it and immediately share that absolute stupidity with my anime club - half of which didn’t believe it was real.

Speaking of that, the animation veers wildly back and forth between very pretty (usually when breasts are involved), typical isekai (serviceable but stiff), cute retro 16-bit style (sometimes for no apparent reason), and godawful CG (for animals/monsters). Like the rest of the show, it’s a real mixed bag. I’m not sure if that adds to the flavor or if I was just ready to accept whatever KamiKatsu decided to throw at me.

Plot-wise, KamiKatsu is ok. There are some intriguing ideas about gods and how to get people to join your cult- oops, I mean religion - and there’s a twist part-way through that I won’t spoil here. The plot isn’t really why I looked forward to watching KamiKatsu though - it was more a means to create insane moments and character interactions. That’s what powered my enjoyment.

What flavor of characters can you hope to enjoy?

A loli goddess (Mitama) who’s obsessed with getting the protagonist to believe in her.

A pair of sisters that run the local inn (Al and Sil) - one who is infatuated with the protagonist and the other infatuated with getting drunk.

The absolute scummiest human being in the show- which is actually impressive (Roy).

Clen, who seems a little too normal…

A kuudere powerhouse that will do anything for ice cream (spoiler, so no name here).

And a former knight who has fallen into disgrace for various reasons (Bertrand). Those reasons are giant gazongas, by the way.

Plus more! I don’t want to give away too much because a lot of the fun in this show is experiencing what random wacky things happen each episode.

If any of that sounded appealing, I say you should give KamiKatsu a watch. Maybe a good old 3 Episode test. For those not intrigued, you may want to skip this one.

Where does it rate on my personal scale?

S: I will buy it at full price (unless it’s released by Aniplex USA, because fuck their pricing).

->A: I will buy it on sale sometime down the line.

B: I had fun watching it, but don’t need to own it.

C: It’s not my cup of tea, but wasn’t awful.

D: Dropped it.

X: Finished it out of spite, but did not enjoy it.

KamiKatsu nets a low A. It might have to be a pretty good sale for me to pick it up. I will definitely watch a second season if it ever gets made though!

#anime review #anime #kamikatsu #itsavgbltpta #should you watch the anime #KamiKatsu

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I saw your recent post!! What was the film? Do you have any film recommendations too?

I'm only into horror, mystery and thrillers. So the only recommendations I have are of that genre. My favourite three films of all time so far though-

1. The Call

Definitely recommend not watching the trailer because i watched the trailer after the film and it would've spoilt it. Also literally reading the film description thingy would've spoilt it too. So my recommendation is go into it blind. It is lowkey graphic (if you've seen parasite, similar levels), so if you don't like that kind of stuff, don't watch it. But the suspense throughout was flawless in my opinion. It was good from the very beginning and the acting was flawless too in my opinion. I believe this is a remake of an American with the same title, but, having watched that film trailer afterwards, i think this version is by far better. But, again, everyone's opinion is different. I liked the overall morals of the film too, the fact there was meanings behind it that you can analyse and stuff made it really interesting. Honestly, would watch this film for the 3rd time.

2. Parasite

There's probably nobody who hasn't heard of this one, so I don't have to explain what it's about. The first kdrama film I'd ever watched. My mum actually was the one who chose it out, so thanks to her, I'm now addicted to kdrama horror / thrillers. The messages the film was conveying are really interesting too. Love a good bit of analysing and linking to real life after watching a film tbh.

3. Forgotten

Film I just watched. The suspense and plots were thick throughout. I love not having a clue wtf is going on and trying to figure the plot out and being wrong. Makes for a great film tbh. The only reason this isn't higher is the first 30mins, in my opinion, was a bit idk, the acting wasn't amazing, but then..... Looking now ..... I think it relates to the plot.... Not going to say anymore than that. Then after that, the acting did get lowkey real good. I was invested throught. Usual recommendation, don't watch the trailer, it'll spoil it. Oh, and this one wasn't too graphic at all, which is good if you're not into that. Probably because the main focus was on the storyline rather than shocking you with actual graphicness if that makes sense.

#it's difficult to explain stuff without spoiling anything lol #but anyhow. if anyone has recommendations my inbox is there to spam #chrxsify asks

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You asked for some hc requests and oh boiiiiii ok so what about being the biggest brat to Ransom after having been on your best behavior for quite awhile? I just want him to give me an attitude adjustment 🥴 okie dats all ilyyyy!

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warnings: dd/lg, daddy kink, petnames (little girl, kitten), degradation, spanks, bratty reader, pussy spanking, brief spitplay, rough and mean ransom, unprotected sex, and i think i was on crack today so i have no clue wtf happened here and its kinda long

18+ ONLY MINORS DNI. DO NOT TRANSLATE OR COPY MY WORK ANYWHERE.

author’s note: yesyes ilymore ms amalia😚 this is just really filthy and i dont even know what the fuck happened in this but yeah <3

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ransom is shocked by your behaviour to say the least, he knew how much of a brat you were capable of being, trust him on that one

but recently you had been nothing but the most well behaved angel, completing all your responsibilities, helping out with chores even when he didn't ask you to, always having a big smile on your face rather than a pout

but this morning, you woke up in a presumably obnoxious mood.

he ordered you your favourite breakfast, from an overpriced café but they had your favourite iced coffee and croissants so he figured he would spoil you with that, maybe you just woke up hangry?

that obviously was not the case when you huffed and puffed the whole way through breakfast, flicking the flakes of the buttery croissant at ransom and onto the floor. he bit his tongue and clenched his jaw, letting you off with just a warning for now

later on that laidback saturday, ransom was reviewing some manuscripts and jotting down suggestions in his home office. he had left you to occupy yourself with your switch, colouring books and what ever else it was that you did during the time he wasn't there to supervise you

colouring in just the colouring books was so boring! how dare he limit your creativity to one boring paper. and thats when the idea clicked in your head, gears turning when you realized you would just express your creativity on a bigger canvas, on your white table.

ransom, having his daddy senses telling him he should probably go check on you, is absolutely enraged when your crayons are swiping on the desk rather than the pieces of paper you tore up and threw on the ground

you look up at him and giggle, sticking your tongue out and a mischevious glint in your eyes as you begin to exclaim "daddy! look at the colou-" your sentence is cut off by your own shriek when ransom pulls you up by your wrist, subsequently snapping your favourite purple crayon

you wail loudly, pushing at his chest and stomping your feet because not only did he ruin your fun, he ruined your crayon too

ransom doesn't budge, his already melting patience wearing even thinner as you shriek and cry, pools of tears running down your face as you kick at his legs

"stupid dumb asshole daddy! you broke my crayon!! go away!!!" you yell, voice thick with tears and that's when ransom snaps

he crouches down to your level, holding your jaw in his hands roughly and you subsequently halt your dramatic crocodile tears, mischeviousness once again painting your features as you abruptly stop crying

"what is your problem today kitten? huh? aren't you always such a good girl for me?"

a sly smile creeps up on your face, "i am a good girl hugh."

an overwhelming need to dominate you and show you who was in charge consumes ransom, you knew what you were supposed to call him and it definitely was not his given name

he roughly pulls you back up by your neck, you can practically see the steam coming from his ears and you gasp in surprise at the sudden movements

"what the fuck did you just call me little girl?" he glowers

your hand wraps around the wrist that is curled around your neck, a giddy smile still on your face as you managed to get under your daddy's skin perfectly "i called you hugh, is that not your name, hugh?"

within a split second you're being thrown over ransom's lap on the couch in the room and you squeal in surprise and kick your legs at him "let me go!! i don't want your stupid fucking spanks! hmph!”

he chuckles, though there is no amusement in his tone whatsoever as he pulls your shirt up and shorts and panties down, hand colliding with your ass roughly, echoing in the room and making you scream

“you know exactly what you’re supposed to call me you dumb baby, should have spanked you the second you rolled your eyes at me at breakfast like an ungrateful little brat.” he spits, pinning your hands at the small of your back when you try to shove him with your hands

you whimper when he delivers another harsh spank to your searing skin, burying your face in the couch and tears pooling your eyes

“you’re gonna count each one and give me a proper apology, understand little girl? and if you don’t listen, so help me god i will make you regret it.” he growls out

with that, he begins to spank you with a heavy hand, these weren’t the types of spankings he did for your enjoyment, this was a punishment and with the way his hand was coming down onto your ass, it sure fucking felt like one

“one! i’m sorry daddy!” you sob out, and ransom almost smirks, for all your earlier fire you sure are a submissive little brat now

your wetness still pools between your thighs and it makes your face burn with shame, you’re sure that the image is quite obscene

you, squirming and crying on his lap as he continues to deliver harsh swats to your asscheeks

that is enough to make you rub your thighs together subtly in a futile attempt to quell the overwhelming ache forming there but ransom is quick to pull your thighs apart, spanking the slick skin of your cunt in scolding

“little fucking whore, can’t even take a punishment without making a mess every where. keep your fucking legs apart before i tie them with my belt.”

his chest expands when your slick hole quivers at his tone, so he spanks you again and you cry out louder, pleading him

he shushes you and spreads your folds apart, spitting down onto your pussy and you’re unable to hold back your moan from the lewd action

he begins to circle your tight hole with his thumb, neglecting your throbbing clit

you whimper and bite your tongue, refraining from saying anything bratty but you push your hips out

“aww what is it kitten? what do you want daddy to do?”

“want d-daddy to touch me there please!” you whimper, surprised at how merciful he was suddenly being

he inserts the tip of his thumb into your hole and your knees buckle, you were so worked up this was already about to make you cum

until he pulls his thumb out and spanks your cunt again and you cry out at the sudden sharpness

“little fucking whore, you think you’re gonna get what you want after you’ve been so difficult? are you really that stupid kitten?” he hisses condescendingly and you cry, legs quivering and cunt and ass burning

he barely gives you time in between each spank, a total of 25 registered to your now sore and spent ass, that was currently on fire, your voice raw and hoarse from crying

he smirks at the sight of your ass bruising already, knowing he full and well spanked the brat out of you just now but this was just the beginning of your punishment, you had been getting on his nerves all day and you were going to pay

you whimper out for him and he tuts, rubbing your sore ass carefully as he begins to speak to you again lowly

“you were a very bad girl today, do you think bad girls deserve daddy’s cock?” he asks, wrapping his hand around your neck and pulling you up

“n-no daddy i don’t.” you answer, looking into his now dark blue eyes

he sighs, pushing your legs off of him and manhandling you so you were face down ass up on the floor as he got on his knees and began to pull his cock out and it all makes your head spin

“you’re right, bratty little whores don’t deserve daddy’s cock but you’re lucky i’m feeling generous kitten.”

you whimper when he runs the tip of his cock over your dripping, swollen folds. his own cock head pulsing against you when he folds his broad chest over your back,

“you’re gonna take this dick in your little pussy, and you’re going to remember who the fuck you’re talking to, understand?”

you nod your head and push your hips back, tears running down your face, already utterly and thoroughly fucked out and he hadn’t even filled you up yet

and when he shoved his cock inside of your dripping, pulsing little hole in one thrust your legs buckled beneath you

he barely gave you time to adjust to his way above average size before he was pounding into you, holding your arms behind your back and other hand latching onto your clit, rubbing messy circles on the button

your mind was unable to form a single cohesive thought, the only thing you could feel was daddy, the noises you were letting out were straight whorish as he growled his appreciation for your wet little cunt

“that’s it, go stupid for daddy, you can’t fucking help it when my cock is in you like this can you hmm? answer me slut!” he growls, pressing down hard onto your clit and you whine out, mumbling unintelligibly and his chest swells with pride

“stupid little cumdump, i know this is just what you needed, now fucking take it all and i’m only gonna stop when i think you’ve learned your lesson.”

#ransom drysdale smut #ransom drysdale x reader #ransom drysdale headcanon #ransom drysdale x little!reader #chris evans smut #chris evans imagines #ransom drysdale imagines #chris evans x reader #chris evans x little reader #chris evans headcanon

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sanzusfiance · 2 years

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Bonten! X gn!reader!fluff!

Part1

Akashi haruchiyo rindou haitani ran haitani kakucho timeskip

Sanzu (my boy goes first obvi)

Would take about a decade to trust you. worth it? Absolutely.

I have a feeling sanzu would only trust on the people he knew from childhood. Probably the most loyal on the list overall the whole manga. Mf killed his father figure for mikey just shows how loyal he will be to a partner, i admit that i too am a horny sanzu stan but i know for a fact he ain't gonna cheat or fuck other women and his drug addiction is not something to be romanticized as well he's just into drugs, doesn't mean he'd fuck other women in front of you or abuse you or overdose and die.

He'd try to stop but will go back into it and fail again, after all it's an addiction what do you expect?. He's smart enough to use small enough he wouldn't die because of a drug addiction. Or maybe his head just hurt and he took a painkiller? (Lol). Stolen joke but seriously he'd be the sweetest if he ever gets into a serious relationship. Would keep you as far as possible from his line of work.

Morning with him

You were heading over to the kitchen until you saw your partner the pink haired pretty boy lol. You jump on him from behind and hug him tight. "Good morning~" "don't jump on me like that i almost dropped an egg" he scolded as your still sleepy figure find comfort on the back of your lover as he giggles "you're hopeless" as he finishes frying them eggs he look around and sees your half asleep figure and sighs "come on sit down and have some breakfast" "'kay~" you answer sleep drunk.

Ran,rindoi haitani: no backstory only like 3 seconds of screentime how tf am i supposed to write a fanfic of them💀??

Kakucho:

"Isana x kaku" "izana and kaku were in love" oh hell naw what the hell bro that shit is like shipping diluc x kaeya wtf get out of my page if you ship that what the fuck bro

He's like a big bear, would wear an apron while cooking, would be a great father he'd treat those kids how he wish he were treated he likes it when you kiss his scar he'd be very happy but can get serious sometimes in a good way he wouldn't be very dominant, like he'd be strong and would stand up for you and stuff but he's just a bug softie on the inside, he'd love clother shopping with you - ash aka the biggest kaku fan

Big shoutout to ash

Going to the mall with him

It's not often you get to go out with kakucho and today was a holiday for both of you

He's a gentle giant. He loved seeing you so excited about something don't worry about the money! He's a bonten member probably rich asf he somehow gives me pamperer vibes he'll pamper and spoil you to the fullest. I kinda hc him as asexual - also ash so i kind of think this is gonna be a father child or a brother sibling relationship.

"HEY KAKU LOOK AT THIS" "HOW DO I LOOK IN THIS??" "HEY TRY THIS ON" "TRY THAT ON" luckily he was kakucho and he was patient any normal person would've lost their patience hearing you shout for so long. Where even is your energy source?? (Mine is sanzu's weener) anyways. You looked so happy and for once in a while he could pamper you and give you the attention you deserve

#tokyo revengers #sanzu haruchiyo #bonten kakucho #bonten #ran haitani #rindou haitani #haitani brothers

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lo-frequency · 3 years

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Bakusquad + Todoroki Pet Headcanons!

Just some hc’s of what pets I think the boys would have and how they’d treat them. This is definitely a crack post 💀

Bakugou

-A bulldog, named Killer. Killer the Great Explosion Murder Dog to be exact.

-He’s an all white bulldog with a little spike collar around his neck. The alternative is a collar with a fake grenade attached, usually used when Bakugou takes him out in public.

-Killer also has a harness with the little flare attachments on each side like on Bakugou’s mask.

-Despite his name (and what Bakugou wants you to believe), Killer is as sweet as they come. “C’mere, Killer!” Bakugou calls him, smacking his leg and you’re expecting this absolute menace to come charging down the hall. Instead, Killer’s stocky self comes trotting out of Bakugou’s room with his tongue hanging out of his mouth and his lil’ tail nub wagging.

-Bakugou’s like “I’ve been training him to be an attack dog” and Killer only runs like a few feet from the house before stopping, opting to lay down and roll over for a belly rub.

-Don’t be fooled by all his tough talk, Bakugou most certainly spoils Killer, that’s exactly why he’s so lazy. His days consist of begging for treats and pretending not to understand Bakugou’s instructions. Not to mention that he has a big, memory foam dog bed, gets fed real food, and Katsuki takes him for 2 walks a day, everyday.

-Pats him roughly, but Killer is one of those dogs who likes slaps on the butt so he doesn’t mind lol. They play rough too, and at any given time Bakugou can be found rolling around the floor, play wrestling with Killer.

-Imagine if he posted tiktoks of Killer and people started trolling him like “Killer is slow, my dog can run faster than him” “Killer is overweight” “He can’t even run down the street”

-Bakugou truly believes Killer can do everything he says about him, and gets offended if you even insinuate otherwise. He would get mad at all the haters in the comments, clapping back at them like “I know you’re not talking with that lil’ rat dog in your profile pic” and he’d challenge them to races in the local dog parks so he can defend Killer’s reputation 💀. Well, one person actually accepted so now Bakugou has to train Killer for his first race.

-And then when he posts videos of him and Killer exercising, people are like “You’re pushing him too hard” “Poor Killer” “Stop forcing him to exercise” He just can’t win 🤷🏾‍♀️.

-Denki comes over and exposes him like “Killer’s been training alright, training his jaws” while filming Bakugou passing Killer food under the table.

-“Where’s Killer?” “He’s training in the pool right now.” “In the pool? Dude, you know bulldogs can’t swim, right?” “Well my Killer swims all the time!” And his friends rush to his backyard to see Killer lazily paddling around Bakugou’s pool with a floaty fitted on his little body lol.

-Killer loves him some Katsuki. He would be so clingy with him, following him everywhere he goes in the house, to the point where Bakugou has almost tripped over Killer several times. He has to close the door or put a baby gate up so he won’t interrupt him and all you hear in the background is Killer howling at the door.

-Killer fan cams, lmaoo

-Katsuki goes live and all people are asking about is Killer, and all the donations are “Killer’s Treat Fund” “Feed Killer on Camera” “Give him a belly rub”

-Bakugou never should’ve showed Killer on social media, it’s his account now 💀

Todoroki

-I can see Shoto with beta fish, but he wouldn’t know that you can’t put two males in the same tank.

-So one day, he comes home from work and sees that one of his fish is,,,not alive.

-Shoto quickly puts two and two together after seeing that the other beta fish is a little injured too, and he is absolutely horrified.

-After he cleans up the mess, he just looks at the survivor fish. Shoto can’t help but feel contempt toward him. He’s a murderer, he killed his other fish.

-From then on, Shoto does not like the survivor fish. He still takes care of him, but out of duty as his owner, only 😒.

-People on social media ask him what his fish’s name is. “He doesn’t have a name.”

-And then he makes a post like “Some of you have asked me why my fish doesn’t have a name. It’s because I don’t like him. He’s a murderer.” (Y’all, please 💀)

-People start calling him Killer Fish and Bakugou comments that there can only be one Killer, and that’s his dog.

Kirishima

-A turtle. He’d have one of those turtles with the raised horns/spikes on its shell and his name would be Tank.

-So Kiri thinks Tank the Turtle is the toughest little dude around, and often posts videos of him swimming or walking around outside.

-He’s like “You know, I think he’s faster than most turtles.” “How do you know that?” He shrugs, watching Tank with a grin “I can just tell, I mean look at him, he’s going!” And Tank is chugging along the ground at a good .002 mph.

-He’d have Tank on his back as he does push ups or on his chest as he lifts weights. “What number are we on Tank? 100? Alright, 100 more to go!”

-Kiri would make videos of Tank doing tricks, like knocking down a wall of tiny styrofoam bricks or climbing over a little ramp he made. He’s cheering for him the whole time, and he gets a treat after. “That was so manly, Tank!! Good boy!”

-Yes, a turtle can be manly too.

Denki

-A guinea pig, mostly blonde except a little black mark on her head, just like Denki. And you guessed it…he named her Pikachu.

-Denki is enamored with her for the first couple days, carrying her everywhere with him and constantly posting her on his social media. He couldn’t wait to get home from work so he could play with her and feed her little bits of lettuce.

-She seems to adore him too, hardly moving when he pets her so she can maximize his attention as much as possible, and jumping on his lap whenever he takes her out of the cage.

-He holds her up to the camera like “What can I say? The ladies love me. Isn’t that right, Pikachu?”

-She’s so cute that he doesn’t question how her cage seems to pop open by itself sometimes, or how she sometimes nios at his fingers if he holds her for too long.

-The unfortunate truth is that Pikachu cannot stand Denki 💀. Idk what he did, maybe it’s the way he smells, maybe it’s his voice, idk, but she is trying her best to stay away from him.

-The cage doesn’t pop open by itself, Pikachu has figured out how to escape, so now Denki regularly comes home to an empty cage and he has to track her down to put her back.

-“Day 3 of missing Pikachu. This is what come home to everyday, guys” and he flips the camera to show bits of food and guinea pig droppings scattered all over the place. Her little squeaks haunt him at night, but he knows he won’t be able to find her.

-He has such a hard time finding her, and he swears she teases him by squeaking nearby, then running somewhere he can’t get her.

-He’s on live and people try to give him advice but none of it works. Pikachu rushes past the screen behind him and they tell him to look. Denki abandons his live to chase after Pikachu and you just hear crashing and yelling in the background.

-When he comes back, he’s in his ‘fried’ mode and people are like wtf happened 💀

-He managed to put her back in the cage, but he had to end the live early.

(Can y’all imagine being jealous of a guinea pig? 😔) Thanks for tuning in! :)

#bnha headcanons #bakugou headcanons #todoroki headcanons #kirishima headcanons #denki headcanons #bnha x reader #denki kaminari #shoto todoroki #todoroki shoto #bakugo katsuki #bnha crack #todoroki shouto #bakugou katsuki #kirishima eijirou

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blondiexe · 3 years

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About “I’m Not Starfire”…

So I’ve been following the drama with this knew YA graphic novel coming out called “I’m Not Starfire”. This graphic novel has been the subject of debate for a bit because of it’s premise and use of characters (designs and use).

The premise of the novel is about a girl named Mandy who struggles with her sexuality, looks, and other superficial stuff. Now, I say superficial because her mother’s motherfucking Starfire. As in Teen Titans Starfire. As in the bubbly alien girl that has to deal with learning about new cultures and is fiercely protective and supportive of her friends despite their origins.

From what we’ve seen so far, Starfire is depicted as a model-like social figure that doesn’t really care for her daughter and only wants to control her future. She wears a courtesan-like outfit in one of her shown appearances and in another dresses like a model on the cover of a magazine with Mandy. Those who know Starfire’s character know that she would be the BEST mother EVER, spoiling her child with affection and providing them with the same fierce protection and support that she gives her friends. She also already has a daughter with Dick Grayson aka Robin named Mar’i (Mari? Idk) Grayson aka Nightfire in a short spinoff series. I think she also has a son or two but I don’t really know. What’s important is that Starfire already has a daughter.

Now let’s talk about the main character, Mandy. She’s overweight, “goth”, emo in a way, hates the world, and thinks that everyone’s out to get her. Now, I know someone that acts just like this, and I cut her out of my life because of the vibe arsenic that she leached into the air like spores whenever she disagreed with someone. Mandy is NOT Mar’i, obviously, and is an obvious self-insert of the author. Mar’i looks more like her parents than Mandy looks like her own mother. She’s meant to appeal to someone, but fortunately only appeals to the author that made her. Her personality mainly consists of “lesbian” and “it’s not a phase, mom”.

Now, the story. She skips her S.A.T.s and wants to run away to Paris with her crush (which atm is basically a cardboard cutout but the outline of one). Starfire, in what we’ve seen, is exactly how we’d think she’d be as a mom with this demon kid. In one of the shown scenes that we’ve been shown, she buys a shitton of Chinese takeout and tries to help her daughter decide on which college she wants to go to. Mandy completely ignores her, storming off to her room claiming that she “doesn’t understand” her. I’m trying to figure out college right now, and I would be extremely happy to have help from my mom. Starfire didn’t do ANYTHING to “pry into her life”. She’s doing what any mother of a hormonal teenage daughter would have done: understand her or reach an understand her.

So, obviously, this book sucks so far. The story came right out of Hallmark or Lifetime’s corporate dumpster, the character should have the superhero name of Dumpsterfire because of her personality and design (I mean that outfit’s ATROCIOUS honey what were you thinking), and there’s nothing fantastical about this fantasy story besides Starfire herself and I think Blackfire?

Now we talk about how to fix this.

1. Fix the story. Firstly, make the superhero part of the superhero aspect actually a thing. Give “Mandy” a watered-down version of her mother’s powers to actually make her appear to actually be Starfire’s daughter. She’s an alien for Christ’s sake, her daughter’s bound to have her genetics. Have the main conflict be about how Starfire’s been protecting her from being a hero and how she’s been trying to push her to have a normal life. But she can’t, because she looks half-alien and has powers regardless of how her mother and father have been pushing her in other directions. Oh yeah, and add in Dick. He’s her father and Starfire’s one true love, for the love of Pete! You can make “Mandy” struggle with having to balance her life with her abilities and family history as well as the pressure of living up to her parents and extended family (the collective Waynes). This also adds in Blackfire as the villain, trying to fuck with her sister’s life because she’s bored or some shit.

2. Fix the main character. “Mandy” should be more goth than emo. Goth is all about the style and mindset, which is more along the lines of seeing the beautiful in the macabre and morbid. Think Addams Family. Make her happy with life, but anxious because of life stuff. That way, most teens can actually relate to her. She should also have a different design. Make her more fit due to her parents’ lifestyle and that fact that her mom might not be able to gain weight (might just be speculation I might need to find a source for this). Give her slightly darker skin because her mom’s FUCKING ORANGE. Also, Nightfire’s RIGHT THERE. Take elements from her design, like her naturally dark hair. She can still be gay because the youths can relate and also with the fixed character this can be good representation. Because right now it sure isn’t. Also, give her a hobby. Goth and gay isn’t a personality. Make her an artist of sort. “Artist” can mean anything, from painting to theatre. Make us care about her and her struggles. Also, that outfit can be fixed. Like what is that on the top half of her body like wtf. She should also have a personality quirk like a social thing because of how she’s treated by those around her. If my parents were famous I’d feel like no one paid attention to me besides my accomplishments, making me really quiet and a doormat. The main character is the main focus of the book, so making them appealing is the most important thing here besides a compelling story.

3. Make other characters three-dimensional. This should be self-explanatory. Make the side characters fit the story and have their own personality. What makes the love interest so great? What’s her deal? Make them almost if not as appealing as the main character. Basic stuff.

So there you go. Oh, before I go, here’s what I liked:

Starfire’s design besides her clothes and the art style, even though it fits better on WEBTOON than as an official DC graphic novel.

#I Am Not Starfire #starfire #dc #teen titans #dick grayson #art rant #fixing media #robin #nightfire #character design #writing

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beetthereet · 3 years

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an analysis on alice oseman’s writing in radio silence (only radio silence since i’ve yet to read any of her other books) because wow this human can wRITE:

(this will contain spoilers so don’t blame me if i did spoil you<3)

this will just be split up to sections because i have a lot to say and this is how i organize my thoughts best.

The way she writes first person P.O.V;

The entirety of ‘Radio Silence’ is written from the perspective of our main character, Fraces Janvier, speaking from a future stand. The entire story is written in a past tense from the perspective of an older Frances who knows what will end up happening, who knows everything.

From someone who enjoys writing, first person point of view is sO HARD TO WRITE. I was honestly mesmerized by the way Oseman wrote this book. Another thing about the writing is that the first-person point of view, truly made the story feel genuine and real. I don’t know what was Alice Oseman’s age while writing this book but it honestly feels like such a true experience of a 17-18 year old who goes a huge change in her life and doesn’t really know what to do with herself, and then finds something she’s passionate about. Truly passionate. It just really feels genuine and true and so I wanted to point it out.

The way the plot builds up;

I think, one of the main reasons Radio Silence is a comforting and fun book that many people enjoy reading _and _rereading, is because of the way the plot is built. Because the book is written in the point of view of Frances, in first person, she describes the plot of the book like she experienced it. It was getting to know someone from ‘saving his drunk ass in a pub’ to ‘this is my very close friend that I truly cherish and don’t want to lose’. And because of that, the entire feel to the plot up to when the universe city fandom figures out that Frances is Toulouse and through that, that Aled is the person behind the anonymous podcast, is so... organic in a way.

The way this book is written truly makes you feel like you’re a little speck of dust in the air, looking down at these two absolute nerds slowly become so close. You have fun with them, you laugh with them, you get shocked with them, you feel with them. You feel with Frances throughout the book in its entirety. Feeling with these characters as they slowly build their friendship is what makes the big blow when tumblr (and the internet) find out Aled’s identity. An identity he wanted to keep secret. He needed to keep that secret. Because there he could be anyone he wanted. He didn’t need to think of what X, Y or Z would think about him after he said this or that. It was his space. And through Frances, we learn that. And we learn how much it matters to him. And like Frances, we want Aled to have this space. To have this bubble.

And as the plot moves forward from that big blow of that tumblr post revealing who Radio is (aka, Aled), we feel with Frances and for her. Because after the action of some anonymous user on the internet, she lost her closest friend at the time. She lost a person she cared so much for. And that is emphasized so well when Aled snaps at Frances outside the pub. When he yells and shouts and says things until Raine takes Frances away. And we feel so bad, with Frances. Because Aled lost his bubble, Frances lost her friend and her safe space, and everyone lost something from the situation.

This is brilliantly brought to light even more with the ‘Childhood Kisses’ episode, where we finally see Daniel talking. We see how bad and heartbroken he feels, and we feel so bad for him because he doesn’t deserve this. None of the main cast of characters did.

And so, Alice Oseman made us feel for her characters. From Aled, to Frances, to Daniel, to Crays, to Raine. We feel for the characters because we care for them.

The stakes;

The stakes in Radio Silence are directly tied into my last point — the way that the plot was built up. Because, if we hadn’t seen Frances and Aled build their friendship like we did we would’ve never cared about how Aled snapped at Frances. We wouldn’t have had any connection to him, and I mean yeah, losing a friend is hard, but if we hadn’t seen that the personal level of empathy to both Frances and Aled would’ve been lacked in this situation.

This is also very well seen in both the time Aled was struggling to keep his identity a secret and the time Carol almost took Aled with her on the train from uni (at the very end). We know Aled and we know how important it is for him to 1) have universe city, 2) be able to keep universe city a secret from the world and his mom specifically, and 3) not go “home” with her because that’s dangerous for him. If we hadn’t seen Aled and Frances grow close (as I’ve mentioned before), these situations would have had no emotional affect on the reader because you wouldn’t have known Aled.

Basically Alice did an amazing job, I’m in awe<33

Alice Oseman will have you falling for each and every one of her plot twists;

In the entirety of the book Alice has planted multiple little ‘traps’ for you, the reader. These ‘traps’ are just pieces of information that are never confirmed to be true, but are assumed to be based on what we know from Frances and the story so far.

Examples; the whole ‘who is February Friday ordeal’, wtf is going on with Aled and Daniel’s relationship, what’s going to be Frances and Alex’s relationship status, whether Aled was going home or not, and so much more because she is good with this shit.

Using the correct tone to convey whatever she wants to, Alice Oseman managed to keep the reader at the edge of their seat, making them think “oh this is so obvious! I know this!” thinking they had figured it out when she is ten steps ahead of you the entire time. That’s such a smart way of keeping your readers interested and invested and she did it in a way that didn’t feel annoying or ‘ugh i didn’t get this right as well damn it’ but in a interesting and enticing way because the clues — and the solution — to the actual answer were and are right in front of you the whole time.