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try wearing a leather trench coat everywhere!
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Me, every time I have a bad feeling: time to slice up my legs and do my hair 😝
The next time you take a selfie, activate the Cheese Shutter option and say “Beetlejuice!”
Listening to 80′s bops is so cathartic…. not to mention it makes scrolling through this hellsite go from a nauseating experience to just eh
Daily mantra while using this website: Don’t be a dick Sasha don’t be a dick don’t be a dick it doesn’t matter that much just don’t be a dick let it go let it g
Text “money” to 6969 to get a text back that says “message failed to send”
don’t go on my suicidal self-loathing posts and agree with me
I think…. I found a new stress reliever for myself.
It’s called “Squish a mosquito and laugh like a maniac”
I swear it works.
It would probably work without the mosquito, but I want to be dramatic
Time for another night of dog music, yaaaay!
(it’s actually not so bad, it’s mostly just ambient droning with the occasional piano note, and it’s better than listening to her cry)
if you chant ‘I promise you this is true’ three times in front of the mirror john oliver will appear to rant about the state of america
Bad day? Then you better call Saul: 505.503.4455
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