#it round and it rolls

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

[yoursonlucifer]

the thing about emily axford as a player is that she rolls fine but whoo boy does she know how to play. theres a couple posts on here about murphs bad luck rolling vs emily "being able to roll a nat 20 on command," but that's just not true. emily rolls pretty middling, but she's very good at strategy, more often than not meaning that she is able to add buffs to rolls or have them work out even if she doesn't roll Great; we gotta give credit where credit is due, which is to emily's strategy and not to her rolls

#ive listened to too much naddpod to pretend that emily rolls good #ive listened to c1 three times #fhsy an untold number of times #the episode she kisses ayda is nonstop 11s and 12s #emily rolled the least crits out of anyone in fantasy high #its not her rolls-it's her brain! she's incredible! #naddpod #dimension 20 #emily axford #brian murphy #fantasy high #bahumia #tag for when i write posts #im also on round 3 of eldermourne

[pippinscribs]

Local rabbit committing secret crimes against the church

#lapin cadbury #we love a fella who has to make deception rolls every round #a crown of candy #dimension 20 #illustration

[turtleblogatlast]

Nah I’m not over the fact that Leo had apparently spent years with his bedroom being hit with the worst of Splinter’s horrendously loud snoring and Leo just never mentions it once.

Like clearly his family have no idea of this when he offers his room as a prize! So he never complained about it at least.

This is why I think he’s both an insomniac and a Daddy’s Boy because it explains it so well.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #Donnie absolutely either soundproofed the room or changed back with Leo after night 1 lbr #I headcanon that Leo would do rounds in the night to check on everyone since he himself doesn’t really sleep much #so having the confirmation of his dad’s well-being via his snoring is so comforting to Leo oddly enough #you could also throw in a hard of hearing headcanon in there too tbh!! #either way it makes me wonder why he suddenly gave it up #imo I bet the noise WAS bothersome to him but he just rolled with it #again bc he’s a daddy’s boy and an insomniac lol

[beatriceportinari]

Origami jellyfish, one square sheet of elephant hide paper. Colors are inspired by Thysanostoma loriferum. Zoom in to see the glitter!

#mine #origami #jellyfish #that was what the hexagons were for did you guess ? :) #original model is by Beth Johnson and only the bell/umbrella is in one single sheet (hexagonal) #the tentacles are all added separately #I wanted to see if I could do it all with one sheet of paper so I used the exact same hexagon CP for the bell and simply placed it #at the center of a bigger square of paper #pretty glad of how it came out #tentacles would need some cleanup if I ever fold this again and I could workshop a frillier edge for the bell as well #still really nice this is the most elaborate modification of an existing model I've made #if you want to see the original model it's in origami aquarium by Makoto Yamaguchi p.200 #it looks so cute... teensy jelly #I used elephant hide paper (my enemy) to use up this roll i've had #i thought it'd at least be nice to collapse the hexagon tessellation which it was but that's really the only nice part asdfgh #if I fold this again I'll use smth thinner so the tentacles aren't as bulky #and to hell with the cleanliness of the hexagons #honestly the paper tension works in your favor for thoses #they get tightened when you round out the umbrella instead of flattened out as I feared #so the elephant hide really isn't needed... as usual! #anyway enjoy :3

[tubbybunnysblog]

✨Bouncy✨

#feedee belly #feedee feeder #feedee encouragement #feeding kink #feedist #feed me #fat piggy #fatty #dark feederism #fat rolls #fat butt #big round butt

[whaliiwatching]

HI i am neurotic over ur art . its so lovely and the style is everything 2 me <3. i love ur unmasked noir so much . he is so silly . hope ur having a great day :-D!!! ty for sharing ur funny spiders with the world

thank you!!! they are listening to anarchy in the uk

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #inbox love #thank you so much oh my gods you ALSO HAVE A GOOD DAY #messages like this make my world go round did u know #walkmans rolled out in 1979 so pretend this is a year after atsv #hobie def nicked it ;)

[crafting-mojo]

oh that's just my bird don't mind him anyways-

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #mumbo jumbo #mumbo fanart #hermitcraft mumbo #grian #grian hermitcraft #grian fanart #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft smp #fanart #grumbo #kind of #if you want #bitter content #hcs10 #im on a roll here #the roll is not wanting to do my finals #very good incentive that is #first mumbo art and i nailed it hes adorable look at this little mouse man #i still havent like. thought much about the logistics of the non human hermit art ive been doing #but mumbo gets round mousy ears. everyone else has longer ones but not him. #very rat vs mouse dichotomy and what have you

[polls-showdowns]

Gillion Tidestrider (Just Roll With It: Riptide) V.S. Monkey D. Luffy (One piece)

#polls #round 3 #round three #just roll with it riptide #one piece

[best-fictional-band-poll]

The winner of this poll will go through to round 2!

#Valkyrie #ensemble stars #gillion and The Tidestriders #just roll with it #Round 1

[kataux]

drawtectives art school au where instead of being detectives who are made to draw frequently, they are art students who happen to solve mysteries but the mysteries are like specific to the school like who stole this painting y’know

#does this make sense #they are rolling round my brain #drawfee #drawtectives #drawtectives au #rosé #eugene finch #york rogdul #grendan highforge #jancy true

[purposechef]

As requested: Syd's camera roll.

#slightly more well rounded but just as obsessive as his #sydcarmy #syd x carmy #carmy x sydney #the bear fanart #illustration #my art #animated gif #domestic fluff #only one wiener on this camera roll and it's inflatable -- sorry

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Based off of this: please understand my vision....

#pizza tower #arts #imagine.... #fakey is rounded bc hes putty/molding clay in the shape of a die heehee #i think pman is going to be more of a heavy hitter #bc i am liking the idea of peppino having access to weakness and low rolls #and having his limit break double the effectiveness of his rolls #like #instead of max 3 on equipment; theyre now min 3 #and i think ph would have the juggler set bc it fits so much #but maybe he gets a boss or minion of ur choosing as his limit break #i dunno ! #i just think its silly n cute :) #also if u have not played dd please watch a quick playthrough of it. its so cute #if ur into deckbuilding roguelites then this is a very fun and surprisingly challenging game to play. i recommend it 100% #its got some cute jams #and delightful enemies ^^ #the cowboy is my fave and is actually the deck i would give vigilante heehee

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AHEAD]

C!JIMMY SOLIDARITY:

TIMOTHY RAND:

#c!jimmy solidarity #timothy rand #life series #traffic life smp #just roll with it #jrwi blood in the bayou #most tragic tournament #polls #most tragic round 1

[chubbyaut]

Someone told me that I look bigger, do you agree?

#chubby belly #getting fatter #chub #fatty #male feedee #bhm belly #chubby #weight gain #dadbod #gains #getting fat on purpose #round gut #Bringmefood #readyforsummer #fat rolls

[captainsvscaptains]

Battle of the Ships

Round 2 Part 4 Poll 1

Per Aspera : It’s a ship with several large masts with kind of magic sails.

SS Linebeck : Belongs to Linebeck. He transports Link in the game. The ship is customizable.

#battle of the ships #tournament polls #round 2 #per aspera #rolling with difficulty #rwd #ss linebeck #s.s. linebeck #loz #tloz #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #loz phantom hourglass #phantom hourglass #legend of zelda phantom hourglass