#it s makin me not take any of this seriously

[yyumemika]

Prologue Episode 1

Prologue 

Episode 1

Season: Winter

Characters: Mika, Shu

(Shu Itsuki’s boarding house in Paris, during the first year of ES establishment. Mid March)

Shu: Honestly, why am I still being ridiculed for using a string telephone even now. 

Mika: What’s “ridicule”? Sounds kinda cute~♪

Shu: In other words, I’m being made fun of. By those snobs from a long time ago, when I was a student, unfamiliar with the conveniences of civilization. 

Mika: Nnah~ Don’t ya think that’s a little different than being made fun of? Ain’t they laughing with ya? 

Shu: Hoho. You think there’s a difference? So the former is considered slander, but the latter is flattery? 

Mika: I-I don’t really think that hard ‘bout complicated things. 

Why’re ya so on edge, Oshisan? I was just tellin’ ya a funny story about the strange rules my dorm room at Starmony Hall has, right? We’re just chattin’? 

Like~ When ya left yer string phone in ma room, everyone would be real considerate cause they all knew that day I’d be speakin’ with ya on the phone. 

I was just sayin’ how grateful I am for that~ yanno? 

Shu: I’m angry about the fact I’m associated with string phones. 

I’m sure among the insidious people of my hometown, I’m still considered an old-fashioned elderly person that requires nursing care. 

Ha! Being unable to improve your mindset is proof of ageing! 

Mika: Don’t hit me~...? Ya really are in a bad mood, ain’t ya Oshisan? 

What’s up? Did somethin’ happen at uni? 

Shu: Hmph. Nothing special happened, University is uneventful. Who do you take me for?  

Mika: But I’m worried ‘cause Oshisan is Oshisan. 

Shu: Are you in any position to worry about others? How remarkable. 

That’s right! You’re human now! I wonder if you’re capable of standing on your own two feet without me taking care of you anymore? 

Well done, Pinnochio! Aren’t you glad to be human!? 

Mika: (Nnah~...Oshisan really is in a bad mood~... In Oshisan’s case, the happier I am the more pissed off he gets)

(I wonder what’s really up. Well, it’s probably my fault anyway)

(I ain’t got a clue…) 

(Oshisan told me he wanted t’ talk about the future with me, so I came over to Paris especially, even though I’ve been real busy with the end of the school year comin’ up) 

(Not only did he not praise me, but he got pissed off as soon as I told him I’m gonna live at Starmony Hall normally startin’ next year) 

(Somehow, that’s not what Oshisan planned) 

(It’s a real shame… “Valkyrie”’s work is pretty much only done in Japan, so it should be more efficient t’ work locally…) 

(I ain’t like Oshisan, I ain’t interested in studyin’ in a foreign country. I can’t exactly get into the same Uni as Oshisan with my head)

(But, I still wanna live together with Oshisan, how can I say somethin’ that selfish?) 

(It’d be a bother to the landlord, plus there ain’t anything fer me t’ do even if I am here) 

(But I’m so lonely… Snugglin’ up to ya just because I’m lonely is a nuisance ain’t it, Oshisan?) 

Shu: Non! Your hands have stopped, Kagehira-kun? Did you forget to wind your key?* 

*I did not understand what he was trying to say here but I think he’s implying Mika is a wind up toy lol

Mika: Nnaah, don’t call me “kun”~? I feel like yer gettin’ further away and it’s makin’ me lonely! 

Shu: This distance is appropriate, is it not? You’re far too unusually familiar in the first place. Thanks to you, I too have misjudged what’s an appropriate distance between the two of us! 

Because of that I became confused and started to prepare a new life for you in dead seriousness! I lowered my head to the landlord, secured a room, arranged the furniture, and had all the preparations ready, kakaka! 

Well, I suppose that was all fruitless! Feel free to laugh at me for being so foolish and doing unnecessary things so quickly! 

Mika: Nnah~...? I-If Oshisan really wants me to, I can start start the movin’ procedures now? 

Shu: I don’t want that! My judgement was clouded, so do me a favour and take back the furniture I prepared for you and sell it to use as funds for “Valkyrie”’s activities! 

While you’re at it, take back the works I’ve created over the past year and sell them as well! They will be worth a reasonable price, aren’t you proud? 

We weren’t able to perform to a satisfactory standard in the SS war that divided the world… 

If anything, our reputation has probably suffered after being forced to perform slapstick drama that we weren’t used to.

In order to erase that influence, let’s use the money we’ve collected to start a new autistic pursuit. 

Honestly, now isn’t the time to make merry about your new life. 

Mika: Sorry… I didn’t think Oshisan was lookin’ forward to livin’ together that much. 

Shu: Who? What? Looking forward to it!? 

Don’t be so conceited! You’re consistently doing and saying suggestive things so of course I would misunderstand– 

Hm? 

Mika: W-What happened? Oshisan…? 

Shu: Stop acting like a small, scared animal! It’s irritating! 

—It’s the telephone. The landlord is very considerate and doesn’t call while we have guests… Is it something urgent? 

Mika: The phone? Ah, then I’ll be quiet~♪

(I-I’m saved. This breaks the strange atmosphere) 

Shu: Hello? What is it Onii-sama, that’s unusual? What’s the matter? 

Ah, ah, isn’t that annoying? I’m perfectly fine! I would have asked you to leave me alone, but why now of all— 

—...Huh? 

… … …I understand. 

Yes… I’ll return immediately. 

Mika: W-What happened? That phone call was from yer big bro, right— What was it? 

Shu: My grandfather… 

Mika: Hm? 

Shu: …It seems my grandfather passed away early this morning. 

#raison d'etre #ensemble stars #enstars #shu itsuki #mika kagehira #english translation

[tofire]

Everytime someone in a danganronpa game tries to pronounce a character's name i m just dyin laughing cause like.... Cock itchy.... Kay aye dee.... Mac koe toe.... Fu cow ah....

#kay aye dee.... #ah yes what a convincing performance these sure are japanese characters #it s makin me not take any of this seriously #nd i just start laughing when they re like #with lots of emotion may i add #like lmao #but also please learn how to pronounce japanese names if u gonna say them so often! it s painful! to listen to! #but also funny #anyway #i was about to say #but then i realised they all spekain in english anyway so it doesnt really matter but yknow #anywayyyyyyyy #TUMBLR CAN YOU STOP MESSIN UP MY TAGS

[moemoemammon]

may i request hcs for a poly mc?

Poly!MC with the Demon Brothers!

(GN!MC as always✌️)

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Lucifer

He will never get over the fact that he's got to share you with his annoying ass brothers. But as the most patient(?) of the seven, he's learned to compromise

And by 'compromise' I mean literally making a schedule for how much time everyone gets with you, to avoid unnecessary fights. They all get you for an entire day, on a respective day of the week in chronological order. (Lucifer on Sunday, Mammon Monday, etc)

Though... we all know he abuses the system by making excuses like "MC, I need you in my office for a moment. I'd like to discuss your grades." and "Come with me for a moment, MC. I'd like you to explain something to me."

Basically he fools everyone by making it sound like you're in trouble, when he literally just wants to hang out with you some more. Maybe he can convince you that all you really need is him..? Jk he respects your decision even if it eats him alive because why his brothers of all people-

"As much as I don't understand your choice, I've lived with those six long enough to know how to deal with them. That being said... I also know how to keep them at bay. We'll have plenty of time to ourselves, hm?"

Mammon

The only brother that can see through Lucifer's ruse, but he can't say anything about it because... come on, it's Lucifer we're talking about.

But that's not stopping him from arguing about that dumb schedule! Why's he got to wait until MONDAY, which is a SCHOOL DAY, just to hang out with you?? Why does he have to go second when he was your FIRST???

Keeps trying to convince you to skip classes with him so you can sneak away and spend the day together. Nobody's got to know, okay?

The whole once-a-week thing teaches Mammon the importance of time management, so he's making the most of the time he's got when you're all his. He's taking you on all sorts of dates and there's no way he'll take no for an answer, got it??

"Oi! What did I tell ya about makin' those goo goo eyes at Levi, huh?! Only look at ME like that, understand? Just you wait, I'll take ya on a date so great, you'll only be able to think about THE Great Mammon! ....Huh? Y-yeah, I want ya to hold my hand."

Levi

Tuesday has officially become his favorite day, for reasons that have nothing to do with the upcoming Ruri-chan themed maid cafe event going on soon-

Tuesday's actually used to be his raid days, when he’d get online with his rpg buddies and do dungeon runs until dawn. But now? He's sacrificed all of that just so he can take the time to enjoy being with you

He may not know much about traditional dating, but don't underestimate the power of an otaku with centuries of dating sim knowledge under his belt-! He'll show you so much moe, your head will pop!!

Just be patient with him, okay? He's seriously trying to be romantic here, even if the thought of holding your hand is enough to make his palms sweaty. But he's not passing up an entire day filled with MC-! Not even his inferiority complex will get in his way!

"Eheheh... I've spent all night coming up with the perfect plan of action! First! We're going to have a TSL marathon of all your favorite episodes! Second! We'll speedrun that game you wanted to play, because I bought it! Third! We'll make a TSL-themed dinner to enjoy in my room! Then, we- ..Huh? What do you mean there won't be enough time? S-seriously?!"

Satan

Wednesday... well, that's right in the middle of the week, so it gives him plenty of time to carefully plan what he wants to do with you when it's his turn to have you. (He also does everything in his power to ruin Lucifer's dates oop-)

We all know Satan's gonna write a whole ass dating journal filled with all sorts of romantic ideas he wants to try out on you.

It's a literal date planner, and he's got things meticulously scheduled just to ensure he makes the most out of your day. You'll have to tell him that you prefer to go with the flow, or he might get a little overzealous-

But having a chance to settle down and realize that it's alright to relax once in a while is a relief. He can't help but feel annoyed when he sees you with the others, and it makes him want to cram even more of himself into your thoughts, so a breather is definitely needed.

"You know, I've been reading more books of the romance genre lately, and it's been giving me ideas for how to spend my time with you. I know you said I shouldn't take live advice from a novel, but... when I read the stories, I can't help but picture the two of us. Shall we read some of them together?"

Asmo

Thursday?? Why couldn't he have a weekend??? Everyone knows there's nothing fun happening on a Thursday night... That being said, Asmo has to get creative!

He's no stranger to improvised romance, so this boy pulls out all the stops and always delivers?? Somehow???? He can plan the perfect date in under thirty minutes-

And the time away from you makes him realize that he actually has to consider the depth of those dates. He finds he's not satisfied with cheap, devilgrammable dates anymore. He wants substance!

So he's taken to staying home with you, carefully and quietly getting to know you, and sharing himself with you. He loves it best when the date leaves him craving more and thinking of nothing but your smile. He hopes you can say the same, too.

"...Aaand that's how you do a cross stitch! Levi taught me that one, and it's saved my life a dozen times! It was a great idea that we should make matching wallets, huh? I'm just FULL of ideas like that! Go ahead and praise me all you want~!❤️"

Beel

Madame Screams does a discount on their sweets every other Friday, when they rotate their stock. He couldn't be happier! Though, he’d be fine with any day of the week tbh-

That doesn't mean he doesn't value his time with you, though. It being close to the weekend means he gets to stay up late with you, the two of you sneaking into the kitchen at night to smuggle away a mountain of snacks

Or he'll take you out into the mountains for a picnic, hoping the view of the surrounding scenery and your face will curb his appetite.

He couldn't be happier to have you for an entire day. A whole day, where hunger is just an afterthought and all he cares about is making you laugh... It makes him happy. He's starting to love Fridays even more now.

"Are you sure you're not tired? We've been hiking for a while....Here, hop on my back. I don't mind it. It's nice when I get to be close to you like this....Hm? My face is red? I think it's the heat.. maybe."

Belphie

Saturday, huh? Perfect. He preps for the weekend by sleeping as much as possible on Friday, so he can stay up all Saturday with you.

And when night falls? That's when his plan really comes into play. He spends the entire day doing the things you want to do, making sure you're thoroughly worn out so when it's time for bed, he has no problem coaxing you into bed with him.

And he's exhausted at that point so once he wraps his arms around you and falls asleep, there's no escape. The longer you're stuck there, the less time he spends glaring at Lucifer for stealing you on Monday.

But really.. the highlight of it all is the big, goofy grin on your face when he watches you indulge in the things you love. Even if it might not be his cup of tea, he's just happy that you're happy. And if he can keep you away from Lucifer, it's a win win.

"If you keep smiling like that, it'll make it even harder to give you away tomorrow. But you know.. we could just run away for a day or two. We could go camping somewhere, and stare up at the stars all night long. It'll be our secret."

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me! shall we date? #shall we date obey me #shall we date? obey me! #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #obey me writing #obey me fanfic #obey me fanfiction

[seita]

— size kink headcanons 4. [hq!!]

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-ˏ͛ date techˏ͛-  

— takanobu aone.

≻ he has it but doesn’t know that it’s like an actual kink ≻ he’s always in awe when you take his cock because he knows he’s big ≻ you always beg him to touch your clit while he sinks his cock in ≻ and he loves it because it makes your little pussy flutter around his length ≻ he just loves that he can make you feel so good with his big cock

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he let out a little breath as he sunk his cock in a little bit more, you had already taken half his length and were still begging for more.

“nobu...” you sighed, eyes fluttering, “touch me, please, it’s too much...”

he grunted, resting his weight on one forearm above your head to dip his other hand between your thighs. he found your clit and circled his fingers around it, feeling your walls squeeze tightly around his length.

you sighed happily, reaching up to grab onto his broad shoulders, “f-feels so good, nobu...you fill me so well...”

he finally bottomed out, resting his face in the crook of your neck as you hugged him close to you. you panted in his ear, whimpering and moaning as he continued to play with your clit until your body tensed up.

with a pleasured squeal, you came, thighs trembling around his waist as your walls gushed and spasmed.

— kenji futakuchi.

≻ he thrives on this shit. ≻ he especially loves when it hurts ≻ it literally gives him a sick sense of pride ≻ watching you struggle to take his cock ≻ boosts his ego ≻ and he will endlessly tease you for it ≻ he knows all the right buttons to push for this kink tbh.

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“you’re so cute trying to take all my cock,” he teases, grinning at the way your face pinches up the deeper he sinks in.

“k-kenji!” you gasp, pressing your hands against his chest when the stretch becomes too much, your instincts tell you to push him away.

“hey now, none of that,” he chuckles, batting your hands away easily, “you should be grateful when i give you my cock, you know? i make you cum so hard but you want to be all whiny and act like a baby because it hurts.”

“s-sorry...i-it...it’s too big...” you whimper, bringing your hands up to press against his check once again.

he allows them to stay there this time, however, but continues to sink in despite your whining and complaining.

“you take me all the time, though,” he feigns a pout, cock throbbing when you whine as he finally bottoms out, “see? you can do so well when you’re not acting like a little bitch.”

-ˏ͛ inarizakiˏ͛-  

— shinsuke kita.

≻ he likes watching you struggle to take him bc its hot ≻ but he does not like when it hurts you ≻ even if you try to convince him you like when it hurts ≻ he’s not gonna go for it ≻ so a lot of prep goes into it for him ≻ he likes how easily he can make you cum ≻ and how much you have to stretch to accommodate him ≻ he finds it cute

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you were so wet that you were dripping and you just wanted his cock so bad.

“please, shin,” you begged, arching your hips against his cock as he rutted against your folds, “i’m ready, please fuck me.”

he hummed, fisting his length to tap against your clit, making your thighs shake, “are you sure? i dont want to hurt you.”

“i-it won’t hurt please!” you cry, nearly at your wits end.

if he didn’t give you his cock soon, you were seriously going to go crazy. you had already been made to cum three times and you were just ready to be fucked.

you were about to open your mouth to whine again when he suddenly pressed the fat head of his cock against your entrance, pushing in. he watched your face closely for any signs of pain, his thumb finding your clit to swirl around the bud. your eyes rolled back and you let out a cry of pleasure; he was going so slow, making you feel every inch of him.

he couldn’t contain his smile when he felt the way your body was already trembling. he barely even had to do anything and you were already on edge again for him.

— atsumu miya.

≻ he’s like futakuchi ≻ but a little more cruel about it ≻ he likes to see you cry ≻ and hear you beg that his cock is just too big ≻ all while you tremble and cream on him ≻ he likes to make manipulate you a little bit into taking his cock to “make him proud” and so “you’re a good girl”

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“you’re so pretty when you’re crying for me,” he chuckles, watching the tears fall down your pretty face, lip tucked between your teeth as he works his thick cock in and out of your cunt, “c’mon, cry more for me. i love it.”

“y-you’re too big, ‘tsumu,” you sob, clutching the front of his shirt in your fists so hard your knuckles were white.

“yeah? does it hurt your little cunt?” he asks, a grin plastered on his face.

you nodded, making him click his tongue in disappointment, “if you’re not even grateful, i shouldn’t even be botherin'. after i was so nice too, makin' you cum on my tongue...but you can’t even let me stuff your pussy like i deserve, huh? too bad...i thought you were gonna be a good girl too.”

you whine, “i am a good girl.”

“yeah? then show me...” he grunts, feeling your juices beginning to drip down h is balls, “and take my cock without whinin’.”

— osamu miya.

≻ he knows his cock is big ≻ but he’s not overly cocky about it ≻ he’s also not very into watching you struggle to take it so much that it hurts ≻ he does, however, enjoy talking dirty to you ≻ about how your cunt looks when its being stuffed full ≻ or how tight you clench around him because he’s just too big.

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“you’re stretched so far,” he mutters, thumbing your clit as he grinds his hips to bury his length deeper, “does it hurt?”

“n-no!” you moan, “f-feels so good ‘samu...”

he smiles, soft and almost loving, “good, i want you to cum for me, yeah? make a mess like a good girl.”

“fuck,” you keen, arching your hips to try and take even more of him in, even though he had already bottomed out, “please, yes! ‘samu, yo-your cock is s’good...feel so full...”

he chuckles, pulling his cock back before sinking back into you with a gracious roll of his hips. your back arches and your cunt clamps down tight around him.

“you’re such a dirty girl,” he chuckles, beginning to properly fuck you, “begging for a cock too big, close to cumming when i haven’t even done anything...you should be ashamed...” he grins when his mean words make your pussy gush.

— rintarou suna.

≻ he’s sort of a lazy guy ≻ so he lets you use his cock how you want ≻ but ≻ he can’t deny that it fills him with satisfaction knowing how difficult it is for you to take his cock ≻ but he never actually helps you out ≻ he lets you do your thing, wearing a lazy smirk as you gasp when you take too much too fast and have to pop his cock back out to start again

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although it didn’t feel nearly as good as when you were bouncing on his cock, he appreciated how pretty you looked as you ground yourself down on him. the movements stirred his cock within your walls, allowing him to touch every sweet spot you had.

“did you finally take all of me?” he asks, as if he can’t see or feel the way he’s buried completely within your spasming cunt.

you nod, biting your lip as you let your head fall back with a sigh, “feels good...”

“yeah? why don’t you be good and bounce for me then,” he asked, wearing a smirk that made your heart flutter, “it’s my cock you’re using, you might as well be nice and make me feel good too.”

you brace your hands on his chest and slowly rise up a bit before dropping your weight back down. he reaches even deeper and you can’t help but cry out. he reaches up to wrap his hands around your wrists, keeping your hands pinned down.

“you can do better than that,” he criticized.

determined to please him, you let almost all of his cock out before taking it once more with a quick move of your hips. he bumps your cervix and your body almost collapses as the painful pleasure the action brings.

all the while, he sits back and watches you impale yourself on a cock too big for you.

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[dialovers-translations]

DIABOLIK LOVERS DAYLIGHT Vol. 4 Sakamaki Subaru [Track 4]

Original title: 優しくなんかない

Source: Diabolik Lovers Daylight Vol. 4 Sakamaki Subaru

Audio: Here [Original & Adjusted pitch version available]

Seiyuu: Takashi Kondou

Translator’s note: Get your box of Kleenex ready, guys. This track and especially the next one are real tearjerkers. Subaru’s love and devotion towards his S/O is just so strong and pure, I honestly don’t feel like I deserve a guy like this, haha. On a side note, the whole lore part about the fig is really interesting, especially if you’ve been following the Young Blood manga as well, then you’d know the fig (tree) plays an important role in that story as well!

Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5 + Epilogue

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Track 4: I’m No Nice Guy

*Caw caw caw*

Subaru walks through the woods.

*Rustle rustle*

[00:15] “Haah...Not here either, huh? Since I’m looking for a fig, I figured the forest would be my best bet...Still, lookin’ for somethin’ amidst all these trees and bushes, when I’m doubtful it even exists in the first place...I’m sure those guys would laugh at me if they knew. ーー But if I can save her life, that’s a small price to pay. Haah...Guess I’ll just have to head even deeper inside...”

He continues walking.

*TIMESKIP*

Subaru enters your room.

[01:21] “...You’re asleep, huh?”

*Rustle*

“I’m sorry for leaving you by yourself for several days.”

He brushes his fingers across your cheek.

“...Hm? What’s this? Her cheek feels unusually cold...Her complexion is pale as well ー or rather, it’s sheer white. Don’t tell me...!?”

*Rustle*

“She’s just sleepin’...right?”

*Rustle*

“...!! She’s not...breathin’...!!”

*Rustle*

“Oi...!!”

*Rustle rustle*

[01:55] “...Oi!! Don’t be jokin’ ‘round now! Open your eyes! ...Fuck!! What happened!? Why...!? Hey, wake up! ...Please!”

*Rustle*

“...!! Reiji...!”

Subaru gets up.

“Reiji...!!”

He runs off.

“...WHERE ARE YOU, REIJI!?”

*TIMESKIP*

You wake up.

[02:26] “...!! You’re awake...?”

You nod.

“Haah...”

You welcome him back.

“...’Welcome back’, my ass! Don’t go dyin’ on me while I’m gone!!”

You seem surprised.

“...! ...M-My bad. You don’t know what happened either, do you? Haah...You drank Reiji’s medicine while I was away, right? Do you remember that?”

You nod.

[03:06] “Turns out that damn drug put you into a fake state of death. (1) He figured that the best way to avoid your heart from weakening any further was to temporarily suspend its movement or something like that...At least that’s how he explained it to me. That bastard! Pullin’ that crazy shit while I was away! I know I’m the one who asked him to look after you, but still...I can’t believe he’d stop your heart like that!”

You ask if your heart had really stopped beating. 

[03:44] “Ah...Yeah. You weren’t breathing when I got back to the room. Your face was sheer white...and your body felt cold. It was seriously as if you had died.”

You note he must have been shocked.

“Shocked is an understatement! I’m glad to see you back awake but...I ran all over the damn place, I’m totally beat.”

You perk up your head.

“...? What’s wrong?”

You notice he’s been wounded.

“Ah, this? I just scraped it a little. It’s nothin’ seriouー Ow.”

You grow worried. 

“It’s fine. It doesn’t hurt either. It’ll heal in no time after a night’s rest.”

*Rustle*

[04:35] “Oi. You better get any silly thoughts like it’ll heal faster if I were to suck your blood out of your head right now. ...Usually that’s what I’d do, but the circumstances are different right now. You can beg all you want, I’m not having your blood. As if I could plunge my fangs into someone who was on the brink of death just earlier...”

You tear up. 

“O-Oi, oi...! Why are you cryin’!? Did you take that the wrong way again!? I didn’t mean that I don’t like your blood anymore!”

You shake your head.

“...That’s not it? Then why?”

You explain.

[05:19] “You’re makin’ less and less sense to me...Why would you cry if someone’s bein’ kind to you? It’s better than bein’ treated like shit, no?"

You elaborate.

“Haah...I see.”

Subaru grabs your hand.

 “You don’t have to feel guilty about not being able to give me your blood. For one, I’m not bein’ ‘nice’, really. I’m simply doin’ as I please.”

You insist that he is a nice person.

[05:53] “...Hah? ...C-Cut it out! It’s givin’ me goosebumps! The term ‘kind’ fits someone like you - whose tryin’ to offer their blood despite bein’ a broken mess - much better...I’m different. A guy like me is...Ugh.”

*Rustle*

“Haah...There’s somethin’ I have to tell you. ...I left in search of a certain somethin’, remember? What I meant with that is...That I went lookin’ for somethin’ to replace your heart.”

Your eyes widen in surprise.

[06:40] “There’s this one legend, well known amongst us Vampires. In that story, they mention a fig which grows in the Demon World and can serve as a heart’s replacement.”

You seem curious.

[06:55] “Heh. It really isn’t worth tellin’ you the whole story. For one, it’s a tale meant for children. ...But, I happened to remember it. When I saw you withering away with each passing day, I just couldn’t pass up on the possibility. That’s why I frantically searched through the woods of the Demon World in search of the fig ーー out of the sheer desire to save you. 

[07:29] But turns out it was just a made-up story in the end. I couldn’t find the fig...I told you to have faith in me and wait but look at me now. See? ...I’m no nice guy at all. So don’t call me that either, when I failed to save you.”

You insist that he truly is kind.

[07:59] “Haah...I literally just told you not to. You’re always like that. Callin’ me ‘kind’ or ‘pretty’. Even though those are all terms which don’t suit me at all. ーー But don’t worry, I also know those words are what saved me.”

He holds you in his arms.

*Rustle*

[08:28] “When I thought you had died, I swear I could feel my own heart stop. ...Even after Reiji explained to me that your heart had only temporarily stopped and that you would wake up again eventually, I still felt numb inside. (2) ...I was just so worried…Constantly thinkin’ to myself that perhaps you would never wake up again.

I would do anythin’ within my power. I would give up anythin’ I have. Whether it’s my arms, my legs, my blood or even my life ーー Anythin’...

[09:09] ‘Just please let her open her eyes one more time’, I would wish inside my heart over and over. Do you really think I’d get this desperate just ‘cause your blood’s a little special? If you think that I refuse to let you go, simply ‘cause of that special blood of yours…Then you’re gravely mistaken. Your bloodーー…

ーー Honestly don’t mean anythin’ to me. I just want you to be safe and sound.”

*Rustle*

[09:50] “I’ve learnt how comfortable and enjoyable our time spent together is. So havin’ to go back to bein’ alone again now…I just can’t. That’s why I refuse to give up. I was unable to track down the fig, but I’m sure there’s a way! You’re the one person on this earth I won’t let die. No matter what sacrifices I have to make in return....”

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

Translation notes

(1) Subaru calls the drug a 仮死薬 or ‘kashiyaku’. I couldn’t find an actual English translation for it. But the first two characters mean ‘state of apparent death’ while the third is the character for drug/medicine.

(2) Literally he said that he didn’t get that comfortable sense of ‘being alive’. 

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[idontblushsrry]

Love Language|| Yona of The Dawn

“I wanna be fluent in your love language. Learning your love language.”

A/N: Almost every man in this show is fine asl I won’t lie to yall. Slight spoilers on Zeno’s part if you’ve only watched the anime.

Warnings: none!

Characters: Yona, Hak, Yoon, Ki-ja, Shin-ah, Jae-ha, Zeno

Word Count: 1425

Plot Synopsis: The 5 love languages; physical affection, words of affirmation, acts of service, gift giving, and quality time, how the Yona of the Dawn characters love you Ft. gender neutral reader 

Yona

Love Language: quality time and gift giving

So if you and Yona are together before she leaves the castle/ during her time at the castle she showers you in gifts

Like if Yona’s spoiled, imagine how spoiled you’re gonna be

She often has her servants go and give you gifts if she couldn’t directly give it to you

They’re so tired but also happy for her because, how sweet

She’d also blow off her duties as the princess to spend time with you

Sure she gets in trouble, but King Il could never truly punish his daughter, especially not when she’s happier spending time with you

After she escapes the castle however, she can’t really get you gifts or lavish you in the way she used to

As a result she puts in double the work in trying to spend as much time with you as possible

She also learns to sew and weave from Yun to try and give you presents

Sweetheart’s trying her best ok

Yona also appreciates this effort from you

She often times feels like a burden to her friends and she can get insecure and feel like she’s bothering you 

But if you pull her aside to give her something you handmade or bought at the market, suddenly all is right in the world and she’s on cloud nine

Hak

Love Language: acts of service (also teasing but what would you call that?)

So anyways, I said what I said and that’s all I need to say about this issue

Jkjkjk but seriously, Hak is such a devoted person that he’d literally do anything you asked of him

Sure he fronts and will tease you but like “Hak honey... why are you making me a plate? I can make my own?”

“Sit down, I’ll bring it to you.”

He’s literally so sweet, always going above and beyond to not just protect you but to make sure all your needs are seen to

You better reciprocate tho

Like sit him down and remind him to slow down, if you protect him, his heart will melt ever so slightly

Also if you can’t fight, that’s fine! But patch his wounds up after a battle and kiss every cut, bro that’s not Hak, that’s a puddle of love.

Yoon

Love Language: acts of service

Ok so Yun is kind of difficult

He has a hard time communicating his needs to you because 1) he’s inexperienced and 2) he’s not really used to asking and receiving things of people

But the one thing he does know how to do and the way he knows how to love best is through acts of service

The world’s dangerous and he knows that he isn’t entirely built for combat nor has he put forth the effort to be a combatant but he swears to protect you until his dying breath

It’s a pretty steep promise from him but he meets the goal everyday

Aside from that, if you’re ever sick or injured, Yun is immediately all over you checking for any signs of anything that could worsen your condition

After he knows you’re in the clear he’s all mad that you got hurt and worried him

As for him, please help him with keeping the camp functioning

It seems like the bar is low but it takes a lot out of him to run camp especially considering all the tasks he has to see to

Sure the others help but they aren’t always there and they aren’t always able to move much less help with chores

That’s why it means so much for him that you help him

He doesn’t even have to say anything, it’s like you just get it and his heart feels so full

Ki-ja

Love Language: words of affirmation and acts of service

If there’s ever a doubt in your mind that Ki-ja doesn’t love you, it won’t be there for long

Whether yall are together or apart, he likes to remind everyone in the vicinity that he does love you and that to him you are the most beautiful person in the world

He’s a somewhat prideful person as well as being very narrow minded, to him, it’s the most obvious thing in the world that his s/o is the best, should that information not be shared?

He likes to prove that he’s strong or worthy by carrying various things for you

This coupled with he fact that Hak takes every chance to tease him leads to what essentially amounts to competitions in your honor to prove Ki-ja’s worthiness as your boyfriend

Sweetie Hak is literally just messing with you

Anyways, he’s not necessarily insecure, but he’s never been in a relationship so he does like to hear that you also think he’s the best 

Call him pet names or give him a nickname and he’s blushing as he  proudly proclaims to the world his love for you and how “My dear has given me a special name to show their love for me!”

He’s such a sap

All in all, Ki-ja would move mountains to see you smile  

Shin-ah

Love Language: quality time

Shin-ah lived in a cave for most of his life up until this point

While he has gotten better with talking and overall being more open, having friends is a new experience for this man, let alone being in a relationship

So really the only way he knows how to show affection is by spending time with you 

And offering you his meals, like the day you asked him out he pulled a fish from the river and offered it to you

But he just likes being around you, your presence just makes him feel calm and safe 

His ideal date would be you, him, and Ao just chillin makin flower crowns or smthn

Jae-ha

Love Language: physical affection and acts of service

So obviously Jae-ha shows love through physical affection

However, Jae-ha as a person is just someone who generally thinks talk is somewhat cheap without follow through

Sure he says plenty of flirtatious remarks and is generally flirty but he never really follows through with any of his remarks

He’s also just a really loyal person, so to him if you do things that tangibly show your love for him, he’ll be over the moon

Especially at the beginning of your mutual feelings towards each other, what made him truly fall for you was when you took out an archer that was set to kill him

Now that you’re both deep in your relationship, he takes any and every opportunity to just hold you

Whether it be extravagant displays of PDA or just holding you tight in a crowd, Jae-ha is very liberal with his affection and doesn’t mind giving you as much of it as he can

He loves to hold you, but he isn’t clingy with it

Like he’s definitely dramatic but he of all people knows what it’s like to feel chained down  initially was scared to even be with you in the beginning because of that fear but anyways-

So he definitely gives you space if you need it but as soon as you’re ready to come back he’s all like “my lap has been feeling a little empty lately”

You just roll your eyes and move to take your rightful spot in his arms again

Zeno

Love Language: quality time 

Zeno is immortal, whether or not he ends up outliving you or not, the man has seen a lot

So he values every second he gets to spend with you 

He gets very apologetic when he is unable to spend time with you, he feels very guilty because he feels like there isn’t enough time for him to express how much you mean to him

He tends to just make up reasons to spend time with you...they're always obvious, like he isn’t even subtle about it

“Y/N please, allow me to escort you back to camp” 

“I’m fine, it’s right there, I think I’ll be able to handle it.”

“But what if you trip????”

Yeah they’re really flimsy and dumb but if you let him spend time with you he’ll be the happiest man in the world

He’s also really attentive

He’s good at noticing little details about you and remembering them

You mean the world to him so if you reciprocate and notice little things about him or go out of your way to spend time with him, he’s beaming for the rest of the day.

#yona of the dawn imagines #yona of the dawn x reader #yona of the dawn #akatsuki no yona #hak xreader #jaeha x reader #zeno x reader #yona x reader #shin ah x reader #yoon x reader #yun x reader #kija x reader #gija x reader #x black reader #im sorry shin ah is so short #idontblushsrry

[movedyourchair505]

Perfezione 

Some Alexander and Jade softness ♥

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Jade brushed her fingers through her wet hair, replaced the towel around her body with a soft robe Alexander had bought her mere hours before when they'd been out shopping, looked back at herself in the mirror, then applied a thin layer of moisturiser. Her skin still seemed to be tingling from where his hands had been, had bent her into place, marked her, taken her into complete oblivion. She was surrounded by a pleasant cloud of rose and hibiscus, the new cream making her skin glow and she was excited by the fact that she had a multitude of new dresses that she could not wait to wear.

The view in front of her when she stepped out of the bathroom wasn't in any way less exciting and she drank in the way Alexander was sprawled out on his side of the bed, his hair slightly sweaty, the style having come undone. His skin was shiny with a thin later of sweat, the silk sheets covering him from the waist down, but she could make out the v-line, the tight muscles in his abdomen, his tattoos only accentuating the definition of his chest and and arms. His face was illuminated beautifully in the low light, his jaw sharp, nose prominent, his face scrunched up in concentration on the book in his lap, but the moment he heard her and looked up, he closed it, placing it on the bedside table, his lips curling into a smile.

"Mmmm, baby," Jade hummed as she approached and sat down next to him, rested her head against his shoulder to get comfortable by his side. "You are..." She took a deep breath. "You look so good." She adored the way he looked, as well as the way he'd made her feel all throughout the last few days, the tattoo, the gifts, the food, the luxury of his appreciation.

Alex tilted back his head to look at her, raising an eyebrow. "Oh, come on..." he huffed, waving it off, though drawn in by the depth of her voice, the scent that surrounded her.

Her eyes widened and she lifted her head from his shoulder to meet his gaze. She felt the warmth of his skin, leaning closer. "Alexander..."

He shook his head. "'s not-..."

"No," she said, shaking her head back at him, sitting up next to him. "Don't do that." She licked her lips, holding his gaze. "I want you to believe me." She knew as much as he thrived on his power, his ability to get whatever he wanted, as well as the way she responded to mere words and touches of his, he would discard her appreciation this way.

He looked away, diverting his gaze, though his eyes fell shut when she ran her fingers through his hair, making him sigh, the tension in his shoulders fading. "Jade..."

"Your hair looks so nice," she hummed. "I like it like this."

He opened his eyes again, rolled them slightly as if to brush off her comment.

"No, look at me," she pouted. "Let me see your pretty eyes."

He huffed out a shaky laugh. "Jade, are yeh joost sayin' this 'cause yeh want summat?" he drawled.

Her brows furrowed, she shook her head. "No, baby..." she said, shaking her head. "You're perfect..." She cupped the side of her his face, letting her fingertips stroke over his jaw. "So handsome." She leaned in to kiss him softly. "Those lips..."

He swallowed, his lips parted, desperate for more as she drew back to soon, he blinked back at her. "Pupa..."

She smiled, could feel the taste of whisky on his tongue. "No one more handsome than my husband," she hummed contentedly. "You think I'd settle for anything less?" She licked her lips. "Like a Roman sculpture..." she leaned in close to him, nudged his nose with hers, breathed him in, spice, smoke, sex.

"Oh, c'mon..." He pursed his lips, though leaned into the touch of her fingertips as she traced them down his arm.

"Come here, Alexander," she pouted, shifted, sighed happily as he wrapped his arm around her. "Makes me feel safe..." She intertwined her fingers with his, felt his wedding ring against her palm. "And I love your hands..."

"Yeh joost like wha' they do t'yeh..."

Jade giggled. "Mmm... yeah..." she said, pressing a kiss to the back of his hand. "But they're also nice to look at... and to hold..." She let her other hand wander down his body slowly, scratching over his firm thigh under the covers. "And these are nice..."

"Jade."

"What?" She pouted. "I can't get enough of you."

"D'yeh not forget summat?" he chuckled, recovering his wit, his sense of command. He raised an eyebrow.

She laughed, shaking her head. "Mmm, you don't need my reassurance about that..."

He nodded slowly. "Mmm, won't 'urt..."

She smiled, placing her hands on his shoulders, then shifting into lap. "Yeah?"

He held her gaze, his hands instantly on her hips. "Yeah."

She cupped his face into her hands, humming and kissing him deeply again, lingering this time, hungry, drawn in by his tight grip on her body, his own eagerness and need, breathless when she drew back. "Maybe when you take all the other things I said seriously."

He rolled his eyes. "Scusi? Are yeh makin' demands 'ere?"

"Make me regret it, handsome," she breathed.

"Mm." He nodded slowly, admired the smile on her face, the confidence, the perfection. "The way I'm in so deep wif yeh, doll..." he drawled. "I luv yeh more than anehfin'."

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[we-are-inevitable]

not moving on, not looking back // javid (ch. 10)

A/N: y’all know the drill

TW: discussion of abuse (physical and substance related)

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And that’s how it starts.

They stop at David’s beforehand so he can change out of his slacks, shirt, and tie, and if David purposefully wears an outfit to elicit a certain response from Jack, he plays it off pretty well. He had changed into a tight white t-shirt and a pair of jeans that fit in all the right places, hidden under a baggy hoodie that he didn't take off until he was safe within the walls of Jack’s home. It feels… empty, now that Katherine isn’t there to fill the space with her voice, her presence.

It’ll be an adjustment, but as long as Katherine and Jack are okay with it, then David will follow their lead.

David sits alone on his phone while Jack goes upstairs and changes. He scrolls through twitter for a while, until he hears footsteps and-- oh, holy shit. Jack walks into view wearing a black sleeveless muscle shirt and gray sweats, and his hair looks so deliciously messy from combing the gel out. He’d clearly gone for the more comfortable look, and David has to stop himself from staring.

“You want anything to drink?” Jack asks as he walks into the kitchen, which prompts David to stand and follow him. Jack grabs a beer from the fridge, offering a second to David.

“Hey, I know we kind of talked already, but… How are you? Like, really?” David asks as Jack takes a drink.

Jack takes in a deep breath and shrugs as he hops onto the island in the middle of the kitchen, swinging his feet. He looks up at David, who has positioned himself to lean against the counter about two feet in front of Jack. “It… It tore me up for a while last night, after she told me, but honestly? I feel a lot better. Like a weight’s been lifted. I had a bad panic attack, but we talked more last night than we’ve talked to each other in ages, and I… I feel like I got my best friend back, y’know? I didn’t get a lot of sleep, though, just… because it’s makin’ me think about stuff I ain’t never thought about before.”

“Like what?” David asks softly, tilting his head before taking a sip of the beer. “Not that- I mean, you don’t have to tell me, but maybe I can help a little. I don’t mind.”

“It’s just… Family stuff,” Jack admits, then rubs his forehead. “We told my Ma last night and she was, y’know, a bit disappointed, but she understood. I just… The whole divorce thing makes me feel like my dad,” Jack explains softly, crossing his arms over his chest. For someone who is nearing thirty, Jack looks like a vulnerable teenager right then. He slowly looks up into David’s eyes, gulping. “He always said he regretted not getting a divorce. He wasn’t a good guy at all. Homophobic, real republican, but my mom married him because he had a good job and a good family. He was the one to kinda push the whole football thing on me, but I was never good at playin’, y’know? Loved the game, but I didn’t have any skill, trust me," Jack says with a chuckle, shaking his head.

“Did they get a divorce? Your parents?”

“No, my, uh… My mama died before anything was finalized, and everything kinda took a turn. I got… I don’t know. I was really fucked up for a long time. The school counselor suggested that I start drawing my feelings or starting a journal or something, and it worked. Really well, actually. I loved it.”

“Is that what got you into art? Kath mentioned that you wanted to go to art school,” David murmurs, moving to lean against the island, right next to Jack’s leg.

“Yeah, actually,” Jack says with a laugh, then gulps. “My dad wasn’t a fan of me doing the art stuff. I took an art class in middle school, and we had a showcase at the end of the year. I invited him to it, and he-- Do you, uh, do you mind if I talk about this? I don’t wanna force, like, heavy shit on you if you aren’t comfortable,” Jack cuts himself off, looking at David with a gulp. “I’ve only ever told my ma and Kath about this. My dad just… wasn’t a nice guy.”

“Thanks for checking in, but I don’t mind, okay? I’ll tell you if I’m ever not in the right headspace, but, Jack, you’re going through a lot. Just let it out,” David encourages with a sad grin.

Jack nods, then takes in a deep breath. “So-- Art show. Dad said he wasn’t gonna come. Told me he wasn’t gonna support me doing something ‘queer’, even though I’m- even though I told him I wasn’t,” Jack explains, taking a long drink from his bottle with a blank expression on his face. “But, uh, he didn’t believe me when I told him I wasn’t, and he… slapped me. That was when I was eleven. The physical stuff continued, ‘specially when football season started up again and he saw that I was on the bench every game, ‘cause I really wasn’t good at it. It got… rough. It only stopped when my coach noticed a bruise when we were practicing and I- I guess I was real stiff and limping real hard, so he told me to sit out, and when I took my pads off, my shirt lifted up, and… My dad was in police custody the next morning.”

“Fuck, Jack,” David says in an apologetic voice, staring at him with a lump in his throat. “I’m so sorry you went through that… Did he go to prison, or--”

“Yeah, there was a bunch of evidence, so- so he went to prison. Really easy case against him. He was supposed to get, um, ten years, I think. The last time I saw him, he told me that he was glad my mom was dead so she didn’t have to see me 'turn gay’- like I said, he was a shitty guy. That… I don’t know. I used to be like that, too, but then one of my friends, a coworker of mine, came out, like… eight years ago?” Jack bites his lip, looking down at his hands after putting his bottle down. “I’ve changed. I realized that I was just actin’ like him. I never realized he was so… bad, until I became an adult.”

“Are you still…” David gulps. “You haven’t talked to your father?”

Jack looks up at David, and smiles sadly. “He had a heart attack in prison, about five years in. So… yeah. I’m all that’s left.”

David is at a loss for words. He doesn’t know what to say. This is not how he thought the night would go, but at least Jack was getting to vent and David was getting to know him on an even more personal level but, good God, Jack had been through so much.

And adding being adopted, losing his daughter, and divorcing his wife into the mix…

Jack has hurt more in his life than he ever let on.

“Jack, I… I don’t know what to say,” David admits with a frown, but slowly reaches out, placing a hand on Jack’s shoulder. “Thank you for telling me all of that. You… You’re so strong, y’know? You’ve been through so much, yet you’re successful and smart and… I know we haven’t known each other long, but I am so, so proud of you. But- but you shouldn't have had to be so strong. You didn't deserve any of that. Not the… Not the abuse, or the homophobia, or the pressure. If you ever need to talk about it again, I’m just a phone call away.”

“Thank you, Davey, that means a lot,” Jack says with a tight-lipped grin, then gulps. “What about you? You got any skeletons in your closet? 'S only fair that you tell me somethin' sad now, y'know.”

David stares at him for a moment. He then holds up one finger and downs the rest of the beer in his bottle, taking in a deep breath once he is done. His eyes close and he tilts his head back, then begins speaking. “From the age of twenty-two to about a month and a half ago, I was addicted to cocaine. I had a brief stint in which heroin was a daily thing, but that stopped after a few months. Too expensive. I regularly had sex with drug dealers in exchange for pills, I’ve been kicked out of gay bars for showing up high out of my mind, I now go to Narcotics Anonymous meetings, and I have to spend, like, ten minutes every morning trying to convince myself not to call in sick just because I’m having bad withdrawals. Bad as in, like, shaking in the shower and crying because I feel like I need to shoot up.” He slowly opens one eye, shooting a sad grin toward Jack. “I guess we’re even, huh?”

Jack stares at him for a few moments, then lets out a laugh as he nods along. “I- I guess you can say that, yeah,” He murmurs, then looks at David with a gulp. “If you ever need anything, just let me know, ‘kay? I don’t… I don’t really have experience with that kind of stuff, but if you ever need anything, I’m here, whether you need to talk, or you… need somewhere to stay,” Jack says slowly, seriously, and David nods. “I’m right here, Dave. Just like you're here for me.”

“Thank you, Jack. I’ve been getting better, I think- the, uh, withdrawals are starting to mellow out, at least a little bit, but it’s just… getting used to sobriety that’s throwing me for a loop,” David admits. He watches Jack’s eyes shift from his face to the empty bottle in his hand, and David shakes his head. “I know what you’re thinking-- I never had an alcohol problem, it was just the drugs. I, uh, don’t drink often, though. Just to make sure.”

David doesn’t drink often because David has an addictive personality. David doesn’t drink often because David knows he’s susceptible to alcoholism if he goes down the wrong path.

It makes him feel better to know that Jack is watching out for him in that way, though.

“If you’re sure,” Jack responds with a kind smile. The two of them fall into a comfortable silence. Jack finishes his beer, David watches him, and everything is… calm.

But not for long.

“Dave? Can I ask you a kind of weird question?”

“Shoot.”

“How’d ya know you were gay?”

David’s eyes widen a bit. He wasn’t expecting... that. He looks up, but Jack refuses to meet his eyes. He’s instead staring at the cabinet above the sink, sitting eerily still, and David isn’t sure how to respond for a few moments. Slowly, David shrugs, and looks down at his hands. “I just never really found an interest in women. Plus, I used to be really into this guy in one of my classes… I don’t know, it was just kind of natural for me. My parents were religious, but they never really said anything about it if I brought guys home for dinner, or if I wore makeup to school. I never really had that… epiphany, I just… I was just gay. Never questioned it,” He explains, holding his breath in the heavy silence that follows. He slowly glances back up toward Jack, expecting to see him staring off into space, but to his surprise Jack is staring right back at him. “Can I ask why you’re asking?”

Jack gulps. There’s a long moment of silence, before he sits up a little straighter. “Kath has been talking about 'self exploration' ever since yesterday. Mentioned she’s, uh… curious.”

“Mhm.”

Jack meets David’s eyes. He stares for a few moments before locking his lips, straightening his posture, and saying, “I think I might be, too.”

There’s a beat of silence. David holds his breath. Holds Jack’s gaze. He waits for a few moments, waiting for Jack to back down, but it never comes. Finally, David gives in.

He asks, breathless, “Wanna find out?”

There’s no more speaking after that.

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[kangaroo-sniper-imagine]

Sniper Hunting date

It was almost cute how thorough Mick was preparing for this trip. He painstakingly went through every bit of equipment, every bullet, every knife, fully stocked the first aid kit, food to last for days even though you’ll only be gone for the weekend… you know the sniper well enough to know that if he was going by himself, all he would probably bring would be a buck knife and a bottle of whiskey. But he’s not going alone this time.

This time, he’s bringing you.

You and Mick have been getting closer and closer as of late, your relationship reaching new depths and he, wanting to open up about himself, decided to share his favorite pastime with you. Although, it seems he underestimated how protective he is of you. Hence the over prepping.

You half think that you should be nervous. You’ve heard plenty of horror stories of hunting trips gone awry (mostly from your boyfriend), but with the way Mick seemed to be preparing for every inevitability, it was hard to feel scared for the upcoming trip.

Once on the road (and settling on a radio station) to the nearest hunting grounds, Mick looks at you with apprehension.

“You sure ‘bout this, darl?” At your questioning gaze, he elaborated. “I mean about huntin’. We’re gonna be killin’ things”

“We kill people for a living, Mick, at least the deer won’t put up as much of a fight.” You playfully shot back, bumping your shoulder into his.

The sniper breathed a laugh as well. “Just makin’ sure. And huntin’s different from our job. Two days in the woods with nothing to do but watch for things to kill…” you’re sure he’s trying to convince you that it was boring, but you just roll your eyes.

“Oh my, whatever shall we do to pass the time while we’re all alone,” you laid your head on his shoulder, “with nothing to do,” wrapped an arm around the front of his stomach, “with no one for miles around.” you trail off, trying to peer up at him seductively.

The Aussie just scoffed. “Just said we’ll be watching for things ta kill, didn’t I?”

You groan and throw yourself back to your side of the carriage. Figures the only thing Mick takes as seriously as his job is hunting.

—-

You were barely set up for more than two hours when Mick clocked an unsuspecting buck about 100 yards aways with his scope and motioned you to come closer.

“Okay, this one you’ll get.”

“What?” You whispered harshly, snapping your face to your boyfriend. “I’ve never done this kind of thing before, and you want me to get the first kill?”

Mick shuffled you around the gun and positioned you into the right stance. “You’re nervous, right?” You nod, letting your head be pushed in front of the scope. “Fastest way to get over nerves is to just do it. You don’t even gotta hit ‘im, just gotta shoot.”

Your stomach turns are the visual of the buck clears up in the tiny circle of the scope. You’ve killed plenty of people, but that was up close and personal, with other gunfire covering your own. Now, you were in a dead quiet forest with a weapon you weren’t 100% comfortable with, about to try and kill something known for being extremely elusive.

“Izz’alright.” Mick assured, removing his hands from your own, leaving you in charge now. “Just shoot.”

You did.

You saw the buck take the blow in the shoulder and you back away from the gun quickly. Mock immediately took your place, instantly tracking the wounded animal via the scope.

“I hit it,” you tell him, adrenaline thrumming in your veins.

“Nice job, Sheila, just lemme finish ‘im off.”

Another shot rings from the gun and Mick leans back looking satisfied with himself.

The tracking of the buck seemed disproportionate to how quick it was to kill it. Took less than two minutes to shoot it dead, takes an hour to find it. Bullshit.

The two of you stand over the animal carcass, knife in Mick’s hand, looking s\at the seeping wounds in the buck’s shoulder and head. You feel a little disappointed in yourself, not making a killing shot. The professional sniper watched your expression as he kneels down to the creature.

Using the point of the knife, he gestured to the bullet wound you made. “Thing woulda bled out in twenty, thirty minutes from that.” peering into your eyes, he gives you a proud look. “It was a good shot.”

You’re suddenly flustered. You always were when Mick made direct eye contact with you. You shrug, hoping to cover your darkening cheeks with your shoulder for a brief moment. “Team effort, I guess.” you mumble.

If the time finding the damn this seemed ridiculous compared to the time finding it, then gutting and skinning it was FUCKING ridiulous. And dragging it back made it worse.

The plan, as Mick explained it as the two of you yanked the deer carcass, was to bring the buck to the van, go to some special butcher in the nearby town, then go back to the woods to park it and camp out until tomorrow when the meat would be ready to pick up and then the base would have some fresh meat for the next few days.

When the two of you finally make it to the car, strapping the buck to the roof, sitting in the cabin, Mick looks at you, tired and haggard, and speaks. “Had any fun with that, Darl?” he looks amused and concerned, probably worried you’re having a rotten time with him.

You were sore, kinda itch, hot and overexerted; but all you could focus on was how in his element Mick looked, stalking and waiting for his prey. Due to his extreme professionalism, he seldom lets you into his sniper’s nest during a match, and when you’re in there he’s focused on you and not what’s going on down below. You don’t ever get to see him do what he does best, and now you have. You have a weird sense that you know him much better now. You're not entirely sure how exactly, but the bond between you feels stronger; unspoken and deeper.

You smile tiredly at him. “I had fun.”

---

“Let’s go fishing next time, though.”

“Hmm, didn’t know you liked fishing, Darl.”

“It’s less moving than hunting, babe.”

-I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HINTING I HAD TO ASK MY BROTHER SORRY FOR THE WRONG THINGS-

#team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper x reader #tf2 sniper #tf2 #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 x reader

[hallowxiu]

Yes Spells Yes

pairing: mammon & gn!mc

word count: 1.6k

summary: With the help of Levi and Belphie (and a splash of Satan), you decide to mess with Mammon a little.

a/n: i got the idea from these two videos. the original and then the mha version which is equally as funny.

“What am I doin’ here?” There’s a bored tone to Mammon’s voice as he spins around on your desk chair.

“What do you mean? You’re always here.” You play dumb while you type away on your D.D.D, glancing over at the white-haired man every now and then from your spot on your bed.

“But ya specifically asked me to come in, and now we aren’t even doin’ anythin’!” He puffs air into his cheeks and you can’t help but giggle at the sight; he’s too cute sometimes.

“Alright, alright. So, I saw something earlier and I wanted to test it out on you.” Earlier, while scrolling on your D.D.D, you managed to find a website that had some of your favorite websites from the human realm. You had even found Youtube and went down a rabbit hole of some of your favorite videos, as well as videos you had been meaning to watch before arriving at the Devildom. You caught up with everything your favorite Youtubers posted and then some. More importantly, you found some challenges, which is what led you here.

A devious smile forms on your lips as your mind plays the video back in your head. The video was about a minute and a half long, and you thought it was something you could pull on Mammon. It’d give yourself entertainment, as well as some of the brothers if they wanted to join. So far, you only had talked Belphie and Levi into joining in with you, though you weren’t sure if it’s because they wanted to spend time with you, or if they enjoyed bothering Mammon that much. Maybe it’s a mix of both. “Test it out?” He asks incredulously. His cheeks are a hot red as he stares at you with wide eyes. “And just what is it that ya plan on testin’ on me? Huh? You’re up to no good, aren’t ya?” You laugh at his paranoia and shake your head.

“It’s nothing bad, I promise. Only fun and games.” The video you saw had become a trend in the human realm, but you didn’t think anyone in the Devildom had discovered it yet. If anything, you’d be starting the trend here. The video was simple; you spell out the word ‘yes’ to someone and ask them what it spells. Once they answer, you then spell the word ‘eyes’ and ask them the same question. If it goes the way you’re hoping, and it should because it’s Mammon, it’ll be hilarious.

You look over at your bedroom door when it opens, smiling widely when you see a purple head of hair poke through. “Levi, you’re here.” Immediately, there’s a look of irritation on Mammon’s face. He mutters something under his breath about “I thought it was just gonna be the two of us, human,” while the younger brother walks in with his phone. “Where’s Belphie?”

“Belphie’s comin’ too?” There’s exasperation to Mammon’s voice, though you and Levi ignore it.

“He’s on his way. Beel just woke him up a few minutes ago, so he’s probably trying to figure out what year it is and where he’s at before he comes down.” You chuckle to yourself at the thought of a disorientated Belphie. “But I’ll just start filming anyway. I don’t think he’ll care if we start without him.”

“Start without him?” Mammon shoots up from where he’s sitting, hands on his hips as he angrily glares his brother down. “And just what do ya plan on filmin’, huh? If ya plan on sellin’ anythin’, I get a profit too! I get the biggest profit, actually, since it’s me ya plan on usin’!” Levi rolls his eyes at his brother's antics and pushes him so that he’s sitting back down on the chair.

“Alright, Mammon. Are you ready? We’re just playing a game, relax.” You try to calm the demon down when seeing how tense he looks. “I promise; no funny business.” He eyes you suspiciously, though he slumps back into the chair.

“Yeah, okay. Whatever.”

“What does y-e-s spell?” Levi’s already filming as he stands beside your bed, and the mischievous smile is back on your face. “Uh… yes? Is that a trick question? Why are ya askin’ me something so obvious? Do ya really think I’m that dumb? Ya know, I’m kinda takin’ offense to this.”

You brush off his comments and continue. “What does e-y-e-s spell?”

“Yes.” The answer is immediate and confident. It doesn’t fail to make Levi laugh and a giggle escapes your lips.

“No, what does e-y-e-s spell, Mammon?” He’s staring at you with squinted eyes, his arms crossed over his chest as his mind tries to visualize what you’re spelling. The longer the silence stretches, the funnier the situation becomes to Levi. “Levi, don’t laugh so much, you’ll shake the camera too much!” You whine as you turn to look at him. “It won’t be funny if we can’t see anything.”

“I’m sorry, but it’s just so funny. I didn’t think it’d actually work.”

“Ya didn’t think what would work?”

“Mammon, what does e-y-e-s spell?” You ask again, this time shushing Levi so he doesn’t sidetrack the second eldest demon again. The video wouldn’t be entertaining if it was just banter between the two siblings.

“E-yes.”

This time it’s you who’s overcome with laughter. You find yourself wheezing as the door opens once again, this time a sleepy Belphie walking in. “You already started?” He’s quick to put the pieces together as he looks between Mammon, you, and Levi. “I guess so. He looks pretty lost already.”

“What does y-e-s spell?” You ask again, wiping the stray tears from the corner of your eyes.

“Yes.”

“What does e-y-e-s spell?”

“...E-yes!”

Mammon’s clearly flustered, his cheeks red as he looks wildly between the three of you. Belphie’s got a shit-eating grin on his face as he sits on the bed beside you, using your shoulder as a pillow. “As expected, he doesn’t disappoint.” Levi’s own face is red as well, nearly matching the color of Mammon’s as he tries to contain his laughter so as to not shake the camera.

“What are ya cryin’ for?” Mammon’s voice cracks as he shouts, which of course only sends you deeper into your laughing fit. You’re practically choking and doubled over in pain by the time the door is opened for the third time, this time Satan peeking in.

“What’s going on here? You’re being so loud I can barely read from the library.” His eyes are narrowed and there’s a dangerously annoyed look on his face that would concern you in any other situation. You wave him over, pointing to Levi’s phone and then Mammon.

“Just watch.” You manage to choke out as you clutch your aching side. “Okay, we’re going to try again, Mammon. What does y-e-s spell?” Satan looks between you and Mammon with a quirked eyebrow, though he stays silent to see where you plan on taking this.

“...Yes.”

“Now what does e-y-e-s spell?” You’re staring at him with wide eyes, trying to tell him the answer without actually saying anything. Mammon, who now has the hint that it isn’t actually e-yes, pauses, before leaning forward to return the staring match.

“Eees?”

“Eees?!” Levi and Belphie both shriek together, the two bursting out into hysterical laughter. Satan stares at Mammon in complete disbelief and astonishment. “Mammon, seriously?” He asks with a sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose as he closes his eyes.

“Eh-yes?” Mammon’s sounding more and more desperate, and you’re sure his embarrassment is getting worse due to Satan’s presence. Of course, you’re unable to answer him as you’re too busy dying with Levi and Belphie. “You’re makin’ me--” He’s puffing more air into his cheeks before leaning down and cradling his head in his hands. “E-y-e-s…” He repeats to himself, eyebrows furrowing as he stares at the wooden floor beneath his feet. “E-yes!”

“Mammon!” Satan shouts with wide eyes, running a hand through his unstyled hair. “Is it really that hard for you? Come on, just think about it for hell’s sake!”

“I am thinkin’ about it!” Mammon shouts back before jumping up. “E-yes! E-y-e-s spells e-yes! What else could it be? What am I missin’ here and why are y’all cryin?”

“How are you this stupid?” Belphie asks between his fits of laughter. “Mammon, just keep saying it out loud. Slowly.”

“E-y-e-s...e-y-e-s,” he’s pinching the bridge of his nose before his eyes blow open and his head snaps over in your direction, “oh my devil. It’s eyes! It spells eyes!” A scream of laughter leaves Levi as he drops to his knees, clumsily handing you his phone in the process. “Why didn’t anyone tell me? Why did everyone keep lettin’ me say stupid shit like e-yes and eees?!”

“Are you seriously blaming us? Why were you too stupid to not understand that it spells eyes?” Levi shouts back from where he’s crumpled on the floor. Mammon opens his mouth to argue back, but closes it and his face flushes.

“Oh my, that was too good.” You say once you finally calm down, viewing the video on the phone. “I think Lucifer is going to get a kick out of this, don’t you?” You’re talking to no one in particular, but you can practically see the color drain from Mammon’s face at the mention of the eldest brother.

“Lord Diavolo would totally get a kick out of it!” Belphie adds from your side.

“What about Simeon? Or even Solomon? I think they’d find it funny too.” Satan includes thoughtfully as he gingerly takes the phone from your hands.

“And if we give it to Asmo, he’ll have it everywhere online.” Levi giggles and pushes himself up, standing behind Satan so the two can view the video together.

“I can’t wait to tell Beel about this.”

“Guys!” Mammon whines loudly from where he’s standing, stomping his foot. “Don’t do any of that! Guys, hey, guys!” His eyes narrow when he’s ignored, the white-haired male letting out a frustrated sigh.

Oh, he’d be getting you back for this. No funny business his ass.

#drabbles #drabble #shall we date obey me #obey me shall we date fluff #obey me x mc #obey me #shall we date #mammon #mammon x mc #mammon one shot #mammon drabble #mammon imagine #shall we date obey me one shot #shall we date obey me imagine #obey me one shot #obey me imagine #mc is gender neutral

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home.��

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

#stream post

[jackalopesao3]

Hello! Can you write headcanons with the boys with a male significant other? If not, that’s totally chill! Just,,,, Theres a lack of male MC content out there :P

Hello, hello!

So back when I first started playing, I thought MC was male. The only otome game I had seriously played before this was MLQC. Then I realized they left MC's gender up to the player, which I thought was super cool! We definitely need more male MC content! I'm always happy to write HCs for any gender MC! 😊

⭐️In general, I believe that gender doesn't really matter to demons. I view all the characters as bi/pan on some level. So this'll be more of how they are with an S/O in general but I will add specifics for a male MC!⭐️

Obey Me Men With Male MC S/O HCs

Lucifer

Wouldn't treat MC much differently than if they were another gender. Lucifer likes to lead in the relationship, he's just naturally used to leading from taking care of his younger brothers. Will definitely pick male MC up and carry him bridal style to his room when he wants alone time with him. He prefers being the big spoon but if MC insists, he'll occasionally be the little spoon. In general, Lucifer isn't too touchy-feely in public but he likes to hold MC's hand or offer MC his arm. He likes to be the caregiver in the relationship but when he's exhausted he doesn't mind letting MC pamper him. Lucifer likes taking MC out on dates, he's proud of MC and proud to be MC's partner. Lucifer will always insists on paying unless MC wants to treat him on a special occasion like his birthday. He definitely makes sure to allow room for MC in his schedule every day. They'll at least be able to spend time together at bed time if his workload is heavy. Lucifer couldn't be happier. His life got so much brighter when MC came into it.

Mammon

Mammon constantly blushing around MC. He likes being the little spoon, especially when MC pats his head. He's a bit clingy and will hold onto MC's arm when they're out in public but turns red the moment anyone mentions anything about it. "I'm just makin' sure the human doesn't get lost!" He loved when MC kisses his cheek or the top of his head. He'll pretend he doesn't but his blush always betrays him. He likes leaning on MC's shoulder when they're sitting together. Mammon also loves showing MC off. He knows the right kind of clothes and accessories to make MC shine. Mammon is happy to spend his money on MC and loves when MC shows off anything he's gifted him. He likes going on dates when he's not broke and feels bad when MC offers to pay. Mammon will actually work to earn money for their dates without complaint. He just wants to see MC happy even though MC is happy just spending time with him, no matter what they're doing. He's definitely protective of MC if another demon gets too close. "Hey! This is my human! Ya hear? Step away from him!"

Leviathan

Levi would have never thought that MC returned his feelings. He was too shy to make the first move so he was elated and relieved when MC asked him out. Like Mammon, he is definitely a bashful boy. He's too shy to initiate hand-holding so MC will have to take the lead on that. Mostly, Levi is the little spoon as he feels safe and secure in MC's arms. They don't always sleep in the bathtub together, sometimes they will sleep in MC's bed so they can cuddle better. If MC wants to be held, he will pull MC close and tell him why he's his Henry. Leviathan will also try to convince MC to cosplay with him. Levi thought he'd be a loner forever until he found MC and he makes sure to let MC know that he is loved. It will take MC a few times to convince Leviathan that yes, this is real and that yes, he is in love with him.

Satan

Satan isn't shy about what he wants. He makes the first move. Satan likes to be the big spoon. He's also the one to initiate affection with MC when in public. He likes lacing their fingers together or placing his hand on MC's arm. He blushes just a tiny bit but that's it. He's a gentleman, always holding the door open or pulling the chair out for him. He likes when MC reciprocates those actions too. Satan and MC often read together in comfortable silence. They'll sit on the same couch or on Satan's bed and just cuddle and read. If MC is a fan of poetry, Satan will occasionally whisper romantic poems in MC's ear. He loves seeing his ears turning red as he recites a verse or two of MC's favorite poem.

Asmodeus

Asmodeus is mostly little spoon energy but sometimes big spoon energy depending on the needs of his s/o. He's very adaptable to MC's needs. Asmo has been with many lovers so he treats a male MC like he would any relationship. He loves PDA. No matter how big MC may be, Asmo will insist MC sit on his lap from time to time. Asmo also likes sitting on MC's lap. Anytime is a good time for cuddling. Hanging out in MC's room? Movie night? During class? During Lucifer's lectures? Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Asmo will shower MC with compliments and small gifts. If MC likes his cologne, he'll be sure to pick him up a bottle next time he's out. MC is the most beautiful being his ever seen and he won't hesitate to let him know that. "MC, you're beautiful in many ways. I love you. Let me show you how much, hon."

Beelzebub

The way to Beel's heart is through his stomach. And you love his brothers! Beel can be a bit bashful around MC. He shows affection through what he knows, food. Beel constantly worries if his S/O is eating well and often brings him snacks throughout the day. This boi gives good hugs. MC fits so perfectly in his arms. Beel is also gentle with MC, even if they are bigger than he is. Beel is a strong boi and is mindful of his strengths. When asked, Beel will gladly carry MC anywhere. He likes carrying MC bridal style or on his back. When MC reaches up and cups his cheek he blushes. Beel and MC are often seen together. He's a bit shy with affection at first but will start by placing his hand over MC's or gently putting an arm around MC. At night, he will be the big spoon and pull MC close, whispering sweet nothings in his ear.

Belphegor

Belphie is in love with MC and confesses his feelings first. He's surprised when MC reciprocates but thrilled. He deeply admires MC for his kindness and how he forgave Belphie. Belphie strongly believes MC is too pure and perfect for any of the three realms. Belphie is a good boyfriend. He's attentive to his S/O's needs and can often pick up on what MC needs without MC telling him. Belphie is a little clingy but only because he loves MC so much. He won't hesitate to take his and and lace their fingers together or take MC's arm when they walk together. He likes to make MC blush too. When he blushes Belphie lets out a soft, fond laugh. "You're too cute for your own good, MC," he'll say while cupping MC's cheek and leaning in for a kiss. Belphie likes pulling him close for a kiss or a hug no matter where the two of them are. He also loves resting his head in MC's lap while he naps. He loves MC's fingers running through his hair as he rests. Belphie can either be big or little spoon. He's attached to MC when the two of them sleep together. He normally wraps his arms and legs around him. He finds himself sleeping a lot easier when MC's by his side.

#obey me swd #obey me shall we date #obey me! #obey me #mammon obey me #lucifer obey me #levi obey me #satan obey me #asmo obey me #beel obey me #belphie obey me #male mc obey me #obey me hcs #obey me headcanons

[hentaimommi]

ʀᴏᴏᴍᴍᴀᴛᴇꜱ | ꜱᴜɴᴀ ʀɪɴᴛᴀʀᴏᴜ [x fem! reader]

Warnings: NSFW, all characters 18+, drug abuse

(A/N) I've never written on tumblr-- I've only ever written on wattpad (@/hentaimommi), let's hope this goes well! sorry for any mistakes/misunderstandings, I'm trying to improve my writing and take it seriously.

[R O O M A T E S]

It all began on a Friday night. Rintarou had gone out with his regular crowd, pot heads and easy chicks, and I was stuck at home. No one here to buy me a drink or hold my hand. I didn't mind though, I wasn't envious. He had his life, I had mine.

That was, until he got home. Usually in the midst of his cross-faded fits, he'd somehow sneak into my room. The first time it happened I was taken off guard, he never had shown an interest in me. No once could I recall any moment where he even asked how my day was. Yet, when he came home on Friday nights, that was all I could hear.

Tonight was no different, of course. I sat on the sofa, up late watching whatever k-drama Netflix had to offer that would stimulate my romantic ability. I'd never been romantically perused; men seemed to tiptoe around me, too intimidated by whatever quality seems to be so offputting to them. Anyone but Rin.

I could hear when he arrived home. The lock was being messily fiddled with, his drunken state rendered his ability to think cognitively or with any real consideration. Soon the door would finally open, swinging all the way to the wall.

A large waft of alcohol and weed forced it's way into my nasal cavity; reminding me of the man himself. Looking over to him, he stood facing backwards to the door, which puzzled me for a moment. Then, as if to answer my question by some hand at fate, another woman walked in behind him.

She was skinny, slender if you will. Tall, too. Her hair was long, skin coated in a thick layer of body glitter for whatever low-life party they were coming from. I wanted to pretend like this wouldn't phase me, but in the depths of my heart, it pulled. It hurt badly, so bad my face noticeably dropped.

""What's 'sur problem?" He asks, sloppily throwing his arm over the womans shoulder. She was so out of it her responses were only incoherent grunts. Classy. I rolled my eyes, standing up and gathering the things I had settled on the sofa.

It didn't hurt so much that, in a drunken state, he picked up some random woman. It hurt because then I realized how much I actually wanted it to happen. I had shaved, done my hair, and even put on a cute set of lingerie that had been collecting dust in my drawer since my first year at University.

The low glow of his bedroom light flickered on, causing both parties to squint. He then shut the door, no- slammed it. I sighed, letting a wonton groan escape before I secluded into my room for the night; sure to wear headphones.

By the time morning light seemed through the edge of my black out curtains, the woman was gone. The only sounds emitting from his room were low-groan like growls in his sleep. I stood, warm feet padding on the cold wooden floors in a hushed tone.

To the kitchen I went, turning on some light lo-fi on the Alexa that sat next to the stove, and beginning to cook a small breakfast. Eggs, bacon, and biscuits. Nothing too crazy, afterall, we're in Uni.

Apparently the smell awoke the sleeping bear, seeing how he groggily stumbled from his room. I didn't know how to feel. Usually he saved sex for me, which always made me feel like we had something exclusive. I was in for one rude awaking, now feeling nearly embarrassed at my ignorance.

"Mornin' beautiful. Whatcha makin'?" He asked, opening the refrigerator and grabbing a water. "Eggs, bacon, and biscuits. The pain medication is in the cabinet to the left, for your hangover." He smiled, nodding and grabbing the bottle from the cabinet.

I reached up into the one above my head, grabbing two plates and organizing a hearty breakfast for the both of us; especially him. He thanked me silently, taking the plate from my hands and making his way to the sofa. He turned the TV on, getting lost in whatever was playing at this hour.

I sighed, opting to eat at the counter instead of with him like we usually do on Saturday mornings. "Oh, I'm goin' out with Kita tonight, would you wanna come? Unless yer' totally wrecked from last night." He broke the silence, making me look up. Last night?

"What do you mean 'wrecked from last night'?" I asked, sipping on the OJ I had in a pink cup set aside from before I started cooking. Rin turned around, almost to question my sanity. "Don't you remember? I totally wrecked you last night, pretty thing." His words were quite literally laced with certainty, nearly making me laugh.

"Uh- no, you didn't. You did however completely destroy some bar hopper, though. At least that's the sound of it." I began to chuckle, opening my phone. Kita's Snapchat was full of videos of last night, so I turned to show him one of him and the woman he had brought home grinding on the dance floor.

"Oh shit. 'm sorry (F/N), I really thought it was you-! I swear I didn't-" He sat the plate down, only to be held up by a wavering sway of my index finger. "We're not exclusive, don't worry Rin."

He, however, didn't seem to 'not worry', as I had asked him not to. "No, no-" He started, walking over to me. He took my plate into his own, sitting them in the sink. Once done, he turned to me. "You don't get it, darlin'. I told that woman somthin' that was meant for you."

I arched a brow to his disposition, leading him to groan and roll his eyes. "I told 'er that I loved 'er!" He spouted, visibly frustrated and embarrassed. My eyes shot open, darting to find his own, but to my disappointment he had been glued to the floor.

"L-Love? Like- love love, or-" He stopped me, putting his large, calloused hand over my mouth. Once clasped, he spoke. "Love love. Don't feel special or nothin'. It's embarrassin'." I smiled, pulling his hand softy away from my face. The silence spoke waves as he stared down at me. Then, as it happens, I kissed him. He kissed back with a passion, or rather fury. His right hand snaked around my back, left finding its way to my neck, comfortably.

"R-Rin," Breathlessly I spoke agaisnt the skin of his cheek, his kisses finding a path to my neck. He chuckled darkly in amusement, gripping his large hands around the base of my thighs, then my ass. Quickly, by some form of magic, he picked me up and held my around his waist; like I was paper.

His kisses desperately continued lower, legs taking us back into his room as if it were some sort of automatic response to my hands running in his hair, tugging on the locks. Groans could be heard wide from both of us.

Sitting me down on the bed, he lowered himself onto his knees, looking up at me devilishly. Almost ominous, you could say. "R-Rin what are you doing?" I asked, panting from the loss of breath. He smiled, pushing the palms of his hands around the balls of my knees, wedging my thighs perfectly apart.

"Givin' you what you deserve." He spoke, hot and sloppy kisses making their way down my thigh and onto the lewdly clothed part of my cunt. Without hesitation, Rin reached under me, pulling at the waistline of my pants. Scooting just enough for them to release and relapse off my legs and into the floor.

"'s good for me. Aren't ya, darlin'?" His words dragged, sleepy, groggy. I nodded, releasing a pent up breath when he gently thumbed my swollen clit. "Yer so fuckin' gorgeous, god, I'm such an idiot." He spoke against my clit, tongue now delved into my slick folds.

My hips arched forward, begging for more. He reluctantly denied, teasing me of my furthered pleasure. He then backed away, pushing his boxers away from his hips and into the floor with my panties.

His cock was pulsing; leaking precum, a perfect pink. It begged to be touched, I could see it's long length twitch. "Take a picture, it'll last longer." I rolled my eyes, looking to the ceiling. "Sorry, you're just so hard." Honestly, he always had been- but this time looked desperate, like he was ready before he even sat me onto the bed.

"'cus you get me so hard, baby. Don't you know? Shoulda figured it wasn't you last night, my cock wasn't nearly as sensitive." His hands ran into my hair, cock lining up with my wet entrance.

I moaned as he put it in, filling me up full of his thick cock. I knew he should have put on a condom, but fuck it, I needed him now. His heavy breathe rolled across my chest like a blunt on a trey, hands cascading my body like a clay mold.

"'s pretty for me.." His praises worked harder on me, cock pushing in and out at a perfect pace. Our moans fell together, his pelvis softly rubbing against my clit with each thrust; stimulating it further. His mouth found way to my own, engulfing me into a shameless-sloppy kiss. "I love you.."

My face began to heat up, lower body matching in a needy state. "I-I love you too, Rin." As the words carelessly fell from my lips, I could feel myself begin to convulse. Shaking, my hips turned up, meeting my peak with Rin right after; cumming deep inside me, filling me full as he always did.

His hand rested on my stomach as he pulled out, leaving me empty. His thin lips met my forehead, giving me a small kiss before lying beside of me. Wordlessly, we cuddled against each other, naked- without care.

His hands were on my body politely, never tracing a single inappropriate spot. "'m sorry, love. I didn't mean to." He spoke into my hair, big spoon feeling much smaller now. I chuckled, holding his hand fondly into mine. "Don't worry 'bout it. Just get ready for Kita and I to rank on you about it."

#suna rintarou #x fem reader #suna x y/n #anime #haikyuu!! #university #haikyuu smut #college au

[thequeendesi]

Bathroom

Title: Offical

Alt Title: Bathroom

Warnings: Swearing, Mentions towards abuse, Mention of S.A in a/n. Reader's a smart ass.

Pairings: Harry Hook x Reader

AU: N/A

Disclaimer: i dont own you or the Descendants franchise, i do own the writing.

Rating: 16+

Request: I have a request for Harry Hook! The reader lives on the Isle and Harry is secretly crushing on her. He doesn’t know how to act on his feelings so he makes her believe that he hates her by picking on her every chance he got. That all changes one night when she randomly runs into him and Uma out of breath. She says, “Can I hide in your bathroom? Don’t tell him where I’m at.” After she disappears, her dad walks in, asking them if they’ve seen her. They both keep her cover because they didn’t like how mean and scary he looked. When he left, the reader tells them about her dad being abusive towards her and than Harry confesses. They begin dating and he’s ridiculously overprotective of her.

A/N: Hi! Thank you for requesting this! I love how you knew what you wanted and was very well put in stating it! I chose William Clayton, the dude from Tarzan as good ol' daddy, ykno, since nobody really stays dead with disney. And Willy boi is a piece of shit lmaooo. And our loving adoring mother is Madame Medusa! Hope you enjoy! I did change a few things. Like, i.e, when i tell people my ex used to manipulate, control and s-aed me, i wouldn't want the first thing out of their mouth being "i wouldn't do that to u, i love u." B/c it's inappropriate and not the time and or place for that. So, he waits a year or so to finally say smth, bc escaping abuse takes a long time to get over and it's a lot of healing and being in a relationship immediately afterwards isn't the best thing on what should happen.

…

(Y/n) sighed, her back pressed against the wall as she picked at the scabs on her knee. "Anyone ever tell you green on you looks atrocious?" Harry asked, an eyebrow raised.

"I've heard, thanks Hook." (Y/N) rolled your eyes.

"(Y/N)! Don't listen to Harry. Your make up looks just fine." Gil tried to make the girl feel better, to no avail.

Looking over at Gil, (Y/N) attempted at a fake smile. "Thanks Gil." She sighed, walking into Ursula's restaurant.

"You know she thinks you hate her?" Gil asked, eating a fry, that he doesn't even know where he got it from.

"That's the point. Keep love at a healthy distance Gilly. 70 feet away."

"That's not healthy."

"Let's not talk about what's healthy and what isn't." Harry quickly fired back, making eye contact with Gil.

…

Weeks passed and (Y/N) hadn't shown up at work, evidently getting fired, but no word even from that.

"Hey! Has anyone fuckin' seen that shit head who works here?" Harry asked, stabbing the hook into the table. "Business is slow and it's not makin' Harry happy."

"Talking in third person, this can't be good." Gil said, looking over at Uma. "He's just mad he has no one to pick fun at and make miserable." Uma said, taking the hook out of the table. "Get your feet off my table. Were you raised in a damn barn?" Uma chided the angry brunette.

"You know damn well I was."

The doors to the restaurant slammed open as a very disheveled and dirty (Y/N) ran into Uma, near about knocking her over.

"Oh, now you can show up to work?" Uma snapped, but stepped back when she noticed some bruises.

“Can I hide in your bathroom? Don’t tell him where I’m at.”

"Uh, yea sure." Uma pointed her thumb over her shoulder as (Y/N) jolted into the bathroom.

Harry rose an eyebrow as he watched the door slam open again. "Have you seen where she went?" His gruff voice boomed throughout the restaurant.

"Down the alleyway, think she's running the bridge to Auradon." Uma answered before anyone else could.

William Clayton's eyes darted around. "If you see her, tell her she needs to get home." He pushed the doors back open, running to where the bridge is.

"Do we check n-"

"Give it a fucking minute." She waited as the man stormed back in. "I know you're fucking with me, because I know damn well, (Y/N) can't run that far without me catching up."

"Well why ask me if you're so damn sure where she's at?" Uma shot back.

"Listen, Will, we haven't seen the peppy fuck." Harry barked. "Now get on with your night, will ya?"

The overgrown babboon stormed back out.

...

"You can come out now." Uma said outside the bathroom door.

Sighing, (Y/N) walked out. "What kinda shit are you wearing?"

"Fucking clothes Harry, listen I'm not in the mood for your shit tonight. So, if you could and just lighten up on me for 30 goddamn minutes, that would be perfect." (Y/N) huffed.

"Harry, back up." Uma put her arm up, stopping him from taking movements towards her.

"What's been going on?" Gil asked, walking over.

"Listen, shit's hard at home, okay?" (Y/N) spilled. "If William's drunk, it's not good. Alright? He gets violent and think's he's back with the fuckin' gorillas or some shit or calls me it and tries to act like I am. I'm skippin town and going to Auradon." You pointed your finger at the 3 in front of you. "And if any of you say jackshit about anything about it or tell fuck face what I choose to do, I'm coming back and fucking all three of you up." She seethed and ran out of the restaurant.

"Holy shit." Harry mumbled.

"Maybe you should learn to apologize for adding onto her shit." Uma rose an eyebrow towards him, walking off.

...

A year and some months passed after (Y/N) moved to Auradon.

Every child from the isle came over, and boy did she ever-so enjoy the company. Making matters, so much greater, she had Uma for a roomie.

"Do you think Harry's cute?" Uma asked, filing her nails.

"No."

"Seriously?" Uma rose an eyebrow. "He sure does."

"Ha. Sure."

"He does, dude."

"I'm goin' for a walk." (Y/N) put her hair in a ponytail.

...

(Y/N) smiled contently as she walked down the park's pathway, the birds were singing, the flowers were blooming and the grass sure was green.

"(Y/N)! Hi!" Harry ran up to the female as she slowed down, slightly annoyed at the pirate. "You look nice. Did you do something different with your hair?"

"I brushed it." You deadpanned, your pace picking up. "Wait, I… actually want to talk to you." He sighed. "Is it about how for the last six months you've threatened every boy in the vicinity to not date me because they dont 'deserve' me?" You turned around, your arms crossing over your chest.

"Yea.. about that, I.."

"You like me." You finished the sentence for him. "I'm flattered really, never expected you to like me." You chuckled a little, truth be told, you do like him, you're just a stubborn asshole who won't let your guard down.

"What gave it away?" He chuckled nervously. "Everything."

"Well… Do you like me back?" He asked, half expecting you to say no. How could you've liked him? Like you, he was a stubborn dick.

"I enjoy your presence." You winked at him, he returned you with a smile. "So how does being my boyfriend sound? Cute dates and all that cheesy shit?" You rose an eyebrow as you moved your hands to your hips.

"It- really? I mean, yea. That sounds great."

"So… it's official?" Gil asked, poking his head into the conversation.

"Yea," you nodded. "It is."

"And to think, the bathroom made a snowball effect." Gil joked.

#harry hook imagines #harry hook descendants #harry x reader #harry hook x reader #harry hook imagine #harry hook descendants 2 #harry hook Descendants 3 #harry hook #des' oneshot #des' writing #harry hook fluff #harry hook angst #sorry this took a while. #pls request sometime soon babe! #just... not Descendants again lmao. #dm me for what i write for

[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers DARK FATE ー Yuma Ecstasy [07]

ー The scene starts in the garden of the Sakamaki Castle

Yui: ( ーー An evening gala hosted by Karlheinz-sama, huh? I wonder what it’ll be like? I’m excited. )

Yuma: Oi. Could ya fetch me that spade over there real quick? 

Yui: Um...This one?

Yuma: Yeah. Thanks.

Nothin’ like cultivatin’ a field. Time just flies by when you’re workin’ the soil.

Yui: Fufu, I agree. 

Yuma: But not many things can be grown when it’s pitch dark all the time...

I decided to test the waters with some plants native to the Demon World. ーー There. 

*Thud* 

Mystery plant: Gyaaaaah!!

Yui: Kyaaah!!

Yuma: ...And well, this is the outcome. 

Yui: ( Uu, a type of vegetable which starts screeching at you the second you pull it from the ground tops the creepiness charts... )

( I wonder if all plants from the Demon World are like this...? )

Yuma: Oh well. Guess I’ll just harvest them. Let’s ask Ruki to make us somethin’ with these. 

Yui: S-Sure...

( I wonder how you’d eat them? If Ruki-kun manages to make a dish out of these, he should seriously consider pursuing a career as a chef... )

*TIMESKIP*

Yui: Yuma-kun, you should take a short break. You’ve already worked quite a bit.

I borrowed the castle kitchen and made these sandwiches. Let’s eat them together. 

Yuma: Oh, that’s really considerate of ya. Let’s take a seat on top of those concrete blocks. 

Yui: Um, let me just grab my basket...

Here you go. Dig in!

Yuma: Heeh. Ya did a pretty good job for once. Ya actually managed to cut them without spillin’ the insides. 

Yui: Gosh...I can make sandwiches just fine. 

Anyway, let’s not waste any more time? I’m hungry as well. 

Yuma: Aah? You’re not gonna feed me? 

Yui: Eh?

Yuma: My hands are tired from diggin’ ‘round in the soil this whole time. Come on,  get to it.

Selection

→ Tell him to eat by himself

Yui: Eat by yourself. 

Yuma: How cold. Can’t ya be a lil’ more considerate towards yer exhausted boyfriend? 

Yui: ( Boyfriend...It’s a little embarrassing to be reminded of that fact. )

Yuma: Oi, how long are ya gonna keep me waitin’? Hurry up. 

Yui: I-I won’t do it! Eat by yourself. 

Yuma: Ah?

Yui: ...Yes. 

→ Feed him (♡)

Yui: Then...

*Rustle*

Yui: ...Here you go.

Yuma: Hah...What’s the appeal in doin’ it like that? This is yer cue to feed me mouth-to-mouth, no? 

Yui: Eeh!? I-I can’t do that...

Yuma: This isn’t an issue of skill. Either ya do it or ya don’t. 

Yui: ( I feel like there’s a lot of wisdom in those words, but not in this particular case... )

Yuma: So? Ya gonna do it? Or not? 

Yui: I...will...not...! Make an effort to eat by yourself!

Yuma: Che, guess ya leave me no other choice...

ー Yuma moves closer

*Rustle*

Yuma: ...Nn...

Yui: Wha...What are you doing!? 

Yuma: Aah? Can’t ya tell? I’m eatin’ it straight from yer hand. ‘Cause ya refuse to feed me.

Come on, scoot a lil’ closer. My mouth can’t reach that far. ...Nn...

Yui: ( ...His breath tickles against my fingertips... )

Ah...

Yuma: Whatcha makin’ those weird sounds for? 

Yui: D-Don’t lick my fingers as well...

Yuma: I have no choice, do I? Otherwise I can’t get the last bit.

...Come on, gimme more? Nn...Phew...Nnh...

Yui: ...Ah...

( My head is spinning...Oh no...At this rate, I’ll... )

W-Wait, Yuma-kun! There’s...something I want to talk about!

Yuma: Aah? Talk?

Yui: Y-Yeah...It’s been on my mind this whole time, but I never managed to bring it up...

It’s about Shuu-san, actually...

Yuma: ...

Yui: ( He suddenly went quiet...I guess he doesn’t want me asking him about this. )

( However, there’s no backing out now... )

You haven’t seen him ever since, correct?

Do you no longer need to ask him? I thought you wanted to regain your memories? 

Yuma: ...Nah, to be honest, I’m no longer that interested in my memories.

Yui: Eh...?

Yuma: However, there’s one thing I want to get to the bottom of. That’s the fire which took place in that village. 

I believe that Shuu might play a part in it. 

Yui: What do you mean...?

Yuma: Don’t ya remember what that old man in the village told us? He said that the Devil was behind that fire.

That wasn’t a metaphor or anythin’. He meant it literally. 

There were indeed rumors of demons appearing in my village, and their true identity wasーー

Yui: Vampires, you mean...?

Yuma: Exactly. 

Yui: ( Now that I think about it, there was a passage connecting to the Demon World right by the village. )

( I’m sure that Vampires were spotted around the area ever so often. )

( And Yuma-kun believes that Shuu-san might be culprit behind the fire... )

Yuma: Shuu and I met by pure coincidence. And it might have just been simple overthinking on Alan’s part. 

However, there’s just one thing which doesn’t click with me. Was it all just a coincidence? 

Yui: Hypothetically speaking...If Shuu-san turns out to be the culprit behind the fire, what will you do...?

Yuma: ...I’ll never forgive him. 

My parents were definitely strict, and I didn’t agree with a lot of the shit they said, but I still think they were good parents in the end. 

Although I barely remember anythin’ ‘bout them...I still truly believe that was the case. 

So...If Shuu turns out to be the culprit, I can’t forgive him.

Yui: ( What should I say? I can’t find the right words. )

( He just looked so pained while watching him from the side... )

*SCENE SHIFT*

Richter: ...What are those two talking about?

Shuu: ...Oi. 

Richter: ...!

Shuu: What are you doing over here? I didn’t know you had stooped as low as becoming a peeping tom? 

Richter: It is none of your business. Che...

ー Richter walks away

Shuu: ...

*SCENE SHIFT*

Yuma: ...Ah?

Yui: Yuma-kun? What’s wrong? 

Yuma: Shuu is standin’ over there...

Yui: Eh? ...You’re right. I wonder what brings him here? 

Yuma: ...

Monologue

ーー Shuu-san slowly walked off into the distance,

while Yuma-kun quietly (無言) watched from behind.

I still have a hard time believing it.

That Shuu-san might just be the culprit (犯人)

who set Yuma-kun’s village on fire. 

However, if it turns out to be the truth,

what exactly should I do...?

While still struggling to find the right words to say to Yuma-kun, 

I idle my time away. 

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

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[wickedgamesoyaoya]

HEY SWEET THANG😘

For the event can you do Haikyuu, Jujutsu Kaisen, or KnB! You can pick which one or do all three! They are all so good and I can’t pick which one 😩

My top three strengths are: I’m hilarious, adventurous, and creative! My weakness are: I have abandonment issues, I cry easily, and I sometimes get distracted easily...

My everyday life is doing homework that’s due and getting a head start on future work. I would also write and watch anime (or any shows on Netflix and Disney +). I would also cook dinner for my family, go grocery shopping, and do laundry. And sometimes go to my moms work and help her with some things over there.

Three things I want on a relationship would be love of course! Support and communication! What I want in a s/o would be someone who is kind, honest, and can take care of themselves.

This part is hard 😩 you know me bro! But (I can’t believe I’m saying this) I once tried to shave my eyebrows because I was having a melt down and I recorded it! I didn’t shave them completely but I did took like few hairs 😎

I honestly don’t want to be pairs up with that stitch face demon from JJK 🤢 hate him!!!!!

AGAIN CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING 1200!!! 🎉😘

𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑....

✨ 𝙺𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚒 𝚃𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚊 ✨

This relationship is one I will go down with! Because you two would balance each other out so well. 

We see that even at 16, Taiga is able to take care of himself and in that way, he is mature. But that is not to say he is not a big ol’ goofy dumbnut some times too! 

At the foundation of your relationship would be mutual reliance and acceptance. You both accept your responsibilities in the relationship, but you also accept each others flaws and quirks! 

Taiga would fit into your daily life seamlessly! Say goodbye to doing your chores alone! Whenever he’s not busy being a super famous basketball player, he’ll be at home with you, helping with the laundry or experimenting in the kitchen! 

Also since this man is like a big teddy bear your family would love him - plus the way he gets all flustered when he talks about you would just melt their hearts! 

The fact that you cry easily is something he would never hold against you, instead he would probably give you a pat on your head or bring you into a hug because he knows that would help calm you down ;-; 

On the opposite side - at first when it came to your humour he was.... very confused and concerned. would always twitch an eye whenever you sent him a weird ass tik tok. but overtime his style of humour changed, and he started to find all that wonky stuff funny too! 

We love couples that adapt to each other <3 

But you should know that whenever you do something stupid and put yourself in harms way (emotionally) - he will call you out and be v upset. he is a loving and supportive partner, but he’s also not going to give you a pat on your back when you make questionable decisions. But that’s good! You need a partner who makes you a better person! 

Overall, your relationship works because you’re both really loving and supportive. When he loses a game, you’re there for him and whenever you’re stressing about school, he’ll be there making sure you’re eating properly. Yes - since he can’t actually help you do your work, he will at least try to make you feel better with some yummy snacks! 

Small drabble: 

“Is this fresh hummus?” Your eyes went from squinting at your computer screen to the dish now positioned a few inches away from your laptop. The middle eastern spread did not appear to be store bought, but you had your doubts. It wasn’t like you taught him how to make it - you had always planned on doing that but time was an issue. 

“Yeah, you complained about the ones from the store so I thought I’d try makin’ it.” Kagami studied your expression as you dipped a pita chip into the dish cautiously. Your lack of faith in him was slightly disappointing. But when the chip entered your mouth, your eyes brightened up with stars shinning within them. The basketball player opened his mouth to ask for feedback but the words did not leave his mouth once you began to shove more and more chips into your mouth. 

“Sooo good.” Maybe it was the love he poured into making the spread or maybe you were seriously starving. Either way - your taste buds were dancing and for a moment you forgot about the essay that was driving you insane. 

“Uh... That was only meant to be a snack. I’m making dinner ya know.” When you ignored his comments, he shook his head, with a small smile forming at the corner of his mouth. “You are a crazy one, huh?” Reaching down he pressed a kiss against your hair before returning to the kitchen to bring you more of his delicious hummus. 

A/N: Sorry this took so damn long! Hope you liked this bbs<3 

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