being in a completely normal nonthreatening scenario & environment and thinking “i have GOT to get the fuck out of here” with the intensity of some trapped neurotic prey animal
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My roommate and I are financially unstable while he does through a long, complicated diagnosis process that started as we stopped being homeless. I just got a job, and it's going to pay well and allow us to get caught up and stable, but I don't get my check for a week and a half. We have rent due on the 1st, our storage bill due at the end of the month, and we are out of food.
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-the bookshop-
aziraphale, returning from edinburgh: *enters*
crowley, lounging in a chair, flipping through a sketchbook: you could've asked me to pose, you know
aziraphale, exasperated: now where did you get that?
crowley, smirks: I think you know
aziraphale, embarrassed: it's private
crowley, looks at him, amused: private? really?
aziraphale, sighs: I was simply perfecting a craft and you're, well...
crowley, still smirking: what?
aziraphale, clears his throat, mumbles: an aesthetically pleasing model
crowley, having the best day of his existence: what?
aziraphale, having the worst day of his existence: it really is none of your business
crowley, throws him a pencil: go on. I want to see you do it
aziraphale, hesitates: is now really the best time?
crowley, getting comfortable: yes. get on with it
aziraphale, takes the sketchbook: fine. have it your way *drags a stool over*
crowley, relaxed: I like them, by the way. you make me look good
aziraphale, concentrating: that isn't me
crowley: ...
crowley, blurts out: shall I take my clothes off?
aziraphale, pauses for a moment: not if you want this to get done
crowley: *smirks*
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Watch the American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 now: https://youtu.be/bWiW4Rp8vF0?feature=shared
The American Climate Leadership Awards 2024 broadcast recording is now available on ecoAmerica's YouTube channel for viewers to be inspired by active climate leaders. Watch to find out which finalist received the $50,000 grand prize! Hosted by Vanessa Hauc and featuring Bill McKibben and Katharine Hayhoe!
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Ember's Music Emporium
When he became King, Danny had not banned the ghosts from earth but asked them to be discreet, so instead of giving concerts that were extremely flashy, Ember decided to open a music store.
It was complicated to find a good location since she wanted to go far away from Amity, but she was aware that not all cities would accept strangers and it could be dangerous for her if they found out she was a ghost.
Money was not so difficult, Ember had collected several things during her unofficial concerts, among them: cash (besides, Danny was willing to sponsor her if that wasn't enough), and musical instruments were even easier to find as Skulker loved to build them and wanted to help her.
In the end, her little music store set up in Gotham (rusty laws, natural ecto, crazies everywhere and lots of people who looked extremely colorful, she assumed they would take her as one).
She and Skulker worked very hard at turning the dusty place they bought into something nice where everyone was welcome; they also made it a sort of temporary home, seeing as they couldn't go to the Infinite Realms every day.
And everything was a success until someone tried to attack their little business; naturally the ghosts protected it and very soon, a rare scarecrow was hit by one of Skulker's bombs.
It didn't cause much damage but it definitely drew attention. Many tried to attack after this and they kept responding (Skulker much more excited than she was about the whole thing).
But Ember was determined to not call Danny, she was sure they would get scolded about attacking people and not going unnoticed as they promised (although the rude people attacked them first and none of them were dead, or Danny would have come).
When some weird guys in bat costumes started trying to sneak into her humble music store (and they didn't even bother to pretend to be customers like the nice guy in the red helmet), she decided that maybe it was time to call the halfa. Things had gotten a little out of hand.
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