Mike Schmidt wouldn’t last a night in a FNAF game,,
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Lol I went to take a little nap at like 1 today and then woke up 5 hours later which is like more sleep than I get every night
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I'm so obssesed with the idea of reader getting stuck in a pile of the tiny birdttore amonglings.... like Dottore enters his lab one day and theres just a big pile of a bunch of them in the middle of the room covering reader agufysjgsjvskbkbs theyre so cute... - 🐓
UGHWBQJDD LITERALLY SO REAL... Imagine if they could divide themselves and then they start multiplying. You initially started naming a few, but now you can't even keep track of how many of them there are. They start popping out of the most random places. Dottore can't do any pest control because you won't let him. Whenever a group of them sees you they just automatically crowd your feet and you're obligated to sit down and play with them for a bit. But that's the trap because then they call over more of their friends and eventually all of them are playing on your body. You have probably accidentally crushed some of the little guys but don't worry they just puff back up like nothing happened. Much to Dottore's dismay, to be honest. He tries to step on them but they seem to like it, really. And then they scurry up his boot and he gives up on shaking them off.
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oh yeah red envelope WIP btw
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I just had the craziest thought: we all know Crowley slept through Covid19 and now he’s “bAcK”. What we were all imagining was him living in his apartment and sleeping and/or floating around his apartment, while Aziraphale pined for him and visited him frequently, asking him to wake up/etc. But after the new clip... Shax brings him his bills she still receives in his old place
But what if he was actually already homeless and sleeping in his Bentley all along LMAOOO.
And in the Lockdown Omens he was just calling Aziraphale from his phone or a phone cabin and him asking to slither over and hunker down in Azi’s place wasn’t some sort of romantic ploy but actually a wiley way of getting a new home since he was homeless??? Like a poor snake looking for shelter for his much needed nap
So now that he’s back, awake and still homeless, and with a crick in his neck after sleeping for 4 years in the back of his car, he just got the courage to ask Aziraphale to finally do The Big Step (TM) and move with him in his bookshop, AND THEN HE DISCOVERS GABRIEL TOOK HIS PLACE INSTEAD.
Tbh I understand why he went like Super Sayan God, complete with ugly shade of red hair.
They’re the same image, your honor.
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Quick question regarding the Gromph btw- do you all imagine him actually looking young or old?
Even with the knowledge that he wears an amulet that keeps him looking youthful my brain just won't cooperate with that ufigjfif he will always be a weird crusty musty old geezer to me
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Has monster Jon ever carried yamyam in his mouth like a lion cub?
Yeah it actually happens a lot
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yall ever just design a new outfit for barbie
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A collection of sketches that are pr much all an amalgamation of the shit loads of Atreus and Kratos caring for each other fanfics that I can’t stop reading.
Also if anyone who sees this ships these two fucking block me
Anyway here are my favorite ones that Ive taken some drawing material from (keep in mind, these sketches are heavily inspired, not direct draws of specific scenes from the fanfics):
My absolute fucking favorite I fkn scream and screech over it especially the first chapter:
The top left sketch:
Top right:
Bottom left:
Bottom right: I just wanted to draw Mimir he’s funny
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threads where the ua teachers are fighting each other as a demonstration for class = good shit. 👌🏽
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do you have any danger days headcanons?
i do :3 off the top of my head
- party is an artist!! the girl loves learning from him. he draws roadrunners a lot bc he thinks they’re cool
- jet gets migraines a lot. it fucking SUCKS
- jet also hogs up all the shampoo and conditioner they’ve got, he will Not let those curls be ugly. the others can cope, im on her side
- the girl made them all bracelets and they refuse to ever take them off
- cherri wears cowboy boots, he gifted a pair to the girl
- kobra wakes up like UNGODLY early but so does the girl so they quietly hang out every morning
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three words: brown butter brownies
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Okay i have yet to see a post about this that isnt filled with ppl being Annoying as Fuck on it, but,
theyve found wreckage of the submersible, it imploded (thank god, thats better than a drawn out suffocation over the course of several days, implosion means it was pretty much instantaneous) and the us navy have revealed they heard a weird sound on sunday from about where communication with the sub was lost, that was probably the sound of the implosion, [implied that they didnt say anything cos they didnt want to jump to conclusions without evidence of a wreckage, if there was a chance they were still alive.] no idea what the banging sounds were.
I do hope rescue efforts are extended to the migrants off the coast of greece, and am angry and horrified at their mistreatment, and that the media clearly cares less for their fates than that of the billionaires on the sub.
also, while i have you here,
The difference between a submersible and a submarine is not that one is safer. The titan was a submersible that was unsafe, but that is not because it was a submersible.
A submarine (or sub) is a watercraft capable of independent operation underwater.
A submersible is a watercraft designed to operate underwater, usually supported by a nearby surface vessel, platform, shore team or sometimes a larger submarine.
submarines generally dont go as deep as our deepest submersibles, but some can be down there for months at a time bc it is like. a self sufficient Ship. not all submersibles can go crazy deep, but to my knowledge, the only crewed vessels that can go that deep, are submersibles. (Alvin, deepsea challenger, limiting factor, trieste, fendouzhe or "striver").
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