David kinda hates that he has to interrupt the truly bizarre conversation Steve and Dustin are having about wiretapping and a ‘Cerebro’ but Career Day is about to officially start and-
Steve: David! Hey, have I intro- no, I introduced you guys already. How do you feel about older women?
Dustin: Oh my god, Steve, El and I are just friends! And anyways, she’s not going to want to date this literal child!
David, reluctantly: I’m twenty-four
Steve: I’m not asking for El. I’m asking for Susie since you won’t marry her either.
Dustin: What’s Susie going to do with a middle school teacher? She’d have a more intellectually stimulating conversation with a brick wall.
Steve: Dude, harsh. Apologize.
Dustin, unconvincing: Sorry
David: Uh, no problem? Steve, um. You wanted to know when… Well, your ex. He’s here.
Steve HE’S here???
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I think Gregory and Cassie twins agenda can still work by using a cute headcanon like imagining that they coincidentally just happen to share the same birthday so theyre like bday twins instead ( ;∀;)
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remember that post that was like “c//a needed to be more toxic, they should have stabbed each other”?
i hate to say it but attempted murder was the least of c//a's concerns. stabbing each other would somehow be healthier than all the shit that was shoved into this trainwreck of a ship.
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dont like people calling davejade a “straight ship for straight people” theyre so bi4bi (theres no way jade isnt pan or something be so fr) jade is a badass who can fire a shotgun shes not a damsel in distress and also theres rosemary parallels. she effortlessly allows dave to soften and roll down his onion layers of irony by just being herself which he doesnt really do with anyone else (i’d easily wager they have a deeper bond than john and dave) and they have a great dynamic. whatever ………… they are cute To Me
also they apparently collaborated on these songs in-universe and thats really sweet to me (especially crystalanthemums since its so emotional and nostalgic to me) and as this person said probably exchanged music tips with each other since their songs are more polished. love the idea that crystalanthemums was originally written by dave too since the first icon shown is the “source” person and the second is the remixer
^ this is now recontextualized into official davejade theme to me with the revelation. cute…has a snowy vibe like lofaf
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god the farcille flashback made me cry this episode and I'm still tearing up just thinkin about it ugh I'm so happy this anime is turning out to exceed all my hopes and dreams for an anime adaptation
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