Jason *struggling not to laugh*: bruce. you aren’t gonna believe what i just did.
Bruce: jason, what did you do?
Jason: so i bought a ton of these thumb drives
Bruce: yeah
Jason: and mailed them out to a ton of different villains
Bruce: yeah
Jason: each labelled “how to kill Batman” or “Batman’s secret identity”
Bruce: YOU WHAT
Jason: no no no calm down- they’re full of viruses
Bruce: …what
*Dick walks in*
Jason: dick did you hear what i did? oh my god did you hear what i did?
Tim: hey, you didn’t do it alone.
Jason: sorry. yeah, tim helped me, ti-tim helped me- OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUNNY. i dunno why i went around killing people, this is the. best. revenge. ever. and ohmygod y’know how we just busted that huge underground hacking scheme? well they were the people villains would go to for computer stuff. and all of them are in prison. this is my greatest achievement ever. except making Batman cry.