dew lighting a cigarette with his hand (i want those fire ghoul magicks please i would never have to worry about a lighter again) and rain just passing by him and putting it off with his hand and then dew's cigarette is just soaked.
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If You See Us In The Club, We'll Be Acting Real Nice V1
Floyd, pushing past Jade as he rushes through the hallways of NRC: Excuse me brah!!
Jade: You're excused.
Jade, looking back at Floyd from the corner of his eye: And I'm not your brah.
Azul, who saw the whole thing go down: *face-palming*
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!spoilers for Hilda season 3!
*on the train ride (?) home after episode 8, everything's silent*
Hilda: oh and im a fairy
David and Frida: what
ALTERNATELY
*Frida filling out some witch form with Hilda next to her*
Frida: familer spices? oh, human
Hilda: human, part fairy
Frida: what
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Brynjolf: *sneaks into the Ragged Flagon at 2am*
Vex: *turns in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
Brynjolf: I was with . . . uh . . . Delvin!
Delvin Mallory: *also turns in a swivel chair* Care to— *keeps spinning* Vex. Vex, I can’t stop the cHAIR—
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Random Medic OC: (Is now in the respawn machine) Aw jeez. I died aga- OH GOD!!!
Blu Medic (Emesis Blue):
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MK 1 ShitPost
Raiden: You’re General Shao’s Child? But you look nothing alike.
You: I was adopted by him. He gave me a chance…
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What really happened long ago:
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Ewan: So let me get this straight. You insulted Anya’s family, told her that she was poor and that her inferior social standing would be a disgrace to the Desmond name?
Damian: Yes.
Ewan: ...And was this before or after you proposed to her?
Damian: During.
Ewan: Damian.
—insp.
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The 911 teaser trailer consists of
Boats
And hoes
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Cater forced him...for his magicam...
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Went to vegas last week. They had to kick me out the casino cause I was barking too hard at the slot machine
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alex: noooo don't heal meeeee
magnus: all of your ribs are broken and you are BLEEDING OUT bitch let me do it
alex: nooooooo *passes out*
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