#it was never funny

[kiwisbell]

if anyone needs me i'll be here

#keanu reeves #neo #john wick #i'm such a wreck over this edit it is not even funny anymore #it was never funny #i need him #right neow

[antisociallilbrat]

You know what was not very cash money when Noah came out (among other things)? The resurgence of the "Millie Bobby Brown is homophobic" jokes. Idk maybe I'm just a prude but to me bullying a at the time CHILD off of a social media platform bc people thought it was funny to spread an untrue rumor that she's homophobic as a joke,,, I'm not seeing the giggles. The joke was never funny and I still see comments about it.

#sam rants #ever consider these people...are people #that they have real feelings? #the slew of 'don't let millie find out' comments on Noah's coming out video #it was never funny #millie bobby brown #noah schnapp

[zerozeroren]

Oh how i hate the "funny pervert" trope

#I'm sad because of Frankie #he could have been the perfect straight man to the madness that is Spy x Family #he's at his absolute funniest when he is #but then literally any female-adjacent form presents itself and suddenly I want to die #when will this trope die already #it was NEVER funny

[oasis1022]

I can’t even believe I have to say this, but I saw Subz post about it on Twitter. The Lifesteal members are NOT okay with NSFW art/fanfics/ANYTHING. Some of them are still fucking TEENAGERS, and the ones who aren’t have already said that they don’t condone that type of work. If you are one of the people that continues to write/draw this type of shit, STOP. You are purposefully making these people uncomfortable, AND sexualizing minors which is a CRIME. Take your fics/art down and stop writing them, or I will not hesitate to find you and hit you with my truck.

PLEASE rb if you see this; i swear to god im not trying to get likes

i just want to help the people that saved my life be okay

#lifesteal smp #itzsubz #english #confrontation #stop it #it’s not fucking funny #it’s not funny anymore #it was never funny #fuck you #you’re a terrible person

[reigningmax]

Stop using bomb jokes in the year of the lord 2k22 we (arabs) have literally gone our entire lives being subjected to this shit, it’s not funny, it’s fucking vile to use it about fucking sports you fucking deranged pieces of shit 

#my post #i am SO sick of it #ITS NOT FUNNY #IT WAS NEVER FUNNY #its racist #its batshit insane

[postfartumdepression]

So glad the "nobody: me:" format is over

Truly where comedy went to die

#it was never funny

[mr-up-on-a-downer]

kung pow go fuck yourselves

#it was never funny

[louisshomesharry]

I'm glad you pointed it out. I feel like the fandom is breaking apart. It's so depressing to feel like you're watching a massive car crash in slow motion. I just hope the new influx of larries helps because this is very quickly becoming a cesspool. I sometimes look at some of the stuff that has happened this year that we would've spent weeks talking about had they happened a few years ago. Now we spend weeks just participating in this ridiculous "cold-war" fashion interactions and nothing that was a big deal a while ago is enough to stop it anymore.

at this point my fandom is just me and my 25 mutuals and we're having a blast, not on tumblr though on discord. and I think that's where everyone has been, in their own private groupchats. it's kinda sad bc if you don't have one it feels really lonely, but we had to protect ourselves in some way seeing how 2020-2021 went :/

#anons #I think it's hard for us to get excited for the larry stuff #bc the stunts had a full come back last year #and we're all so sad and tired for h&l #it was never funny #their situation was always fucking shitty #but it got so much worse last year after being quite stagnant for a few years #so it hit us hard #in how deep in shit they are

[klugposting]

“I’m a TIRM a Trans Inclusive Radical Miso-”

*GUNSHOT GUNSHOT*

#i hate it so much #it was never funny #it’s not even helpful to trans women #you do realize that trans women already experience misogyny #they have that covered #just be misogynist #don’t try and make it ‘progressive actually’ #tw transphobia #tw misogyny #rant #tw gun mention

[lowcursedmg]

I haven't seen that stupid ass madam zeroni reblog bait post in years; nature is healing

#it was never funny #like even a little bit

[lazyrabbit]

the amount of times ive jumpscared myself by accidentally clicking on the imvu ad is not funny anymore

#it was never funny #why is that music so MUCH #txt

[annabelle--cane]

her pronouns are HE/HIM

#I do actually think it's neat on both a character and representation level #that steven only ever objects to being called rose/pink and never says anything about pronouns. however I think this is a funny joke. #steven universe #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

[homosexualfairy]

#There is never enough room in the kitchen. The other person always gets in my way #lol #memes #funny #humor #haha #meme

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

[xekstrin]

One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.

The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.

“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”

The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”

“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.

I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.

He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”

“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”

A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.

I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.

So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….

“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.

Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.

The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.

So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)

But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.

“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”

#IT WAS SO FUNNY #the kid was like GROSS #and dad was like its art :) #maybe one day you will feel that way too son #and he was like NO NEVER GROSS #and the dad was like you know what thats true :) not everyone feels that way #but maybe some day you will and you’ll see it’s totally fine and normal #A+ dad #dad of all time #dad champion #forage friends

[nuka-rockit]

saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful

#my stuff #it was weirdly cute? never seen a pigeon do that before #and then another pigeon puffed itself up and folled it around #it was funny