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canisalbus · 6 months
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you say machete has to be closeted then why's he always wearing them little heels
Maybe he thinks he's a tiny bit nicer looking in them.
#no in fact he's just a little ahead of the curve let me try to explain#again I'm not a historian I'm just sharing what I've read I might be misremembering stuff so don't quote me on this#high heels became extremely fashionable in the early 1600's probably just a few decades after Machete's time#and they were originally worn by men#because they were inspired by Persian riding boots#if your shoes had heels you'd have easier time keeping your feet in the stirrups (think of cowboy boots)#Europeans saw them thought they looked snazzy and they became wildly popular in noble circles fairly quickly#for some hundred years or so high heels were the epitome of class wealth power and status and they were essentially genderless#remember that concepts of masculinity and femininity are fluid and change over time#things that were seen as manly a few centuries ago may seem downright effeminate to a modern viewer#it's all matter of perspective neither is objectively more correct than the other#they started to separate into men's heels and women's heels around mid 1700's iirc but the changes weren't massive even then#and only truly went out of vogue when the French Revolution hit in 1789#and people all across the continent were suddenly put off by everything that reminded them#of the frivolousness and extravagance of royalty and aristicracy#so in his canon timeline I don't think people are looking at him and going “hmmm that's pretty gay”#because heels hadn't become gendered yet#maybe he likes how they accentuate his already tiny paws and make his legs look even longer than they are#he's interested in fashion or at least likes to dress nicely in high quality garments#he tries very hard to look his best despite never really feeling comfortable in his skin#he was a real shrimp as a kid and even though he eventually grew up to be a beanpole he might still find the extra height appealing#no one's going to look down on him ever again#I admit the way I draw them is a lot more modern than the true historical style at the time but not outrageously so#artistic freedom and all that in the end I'm not aiming for 100% accuracy#modern au Machete has no excuses though he's just a little bit fruity#if the guy feels empowered by wearing little clip cloppers let him#answered#anonymous#Machete
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cowboymon · 23 days
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This man is going to spy on the Hazbin Hotel and wants YOU to join him!!
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chicoryblast-art · 1 year
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Happy belated 10th anniversary/birthday, Don't Starve (And Wilson)!
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polkadot-pumpkin · 2 years
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selfcare is making a playlist full of love songs that make you yearning so hard you physically ache
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kukos-satellite · 11 days
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happy birthday mr.satellite!!
Thank you so much, kiddo! Have a good day today, okay? :)
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petit-papillion · 10 months
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Charles outside a restaurant in Monaco, posing with a fan | 22 June 2023
📸 screenshots by me ( 🎥 EatPrayLeclerc)
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a-matter-of-yeet · 1 year
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Well well well!!! Look who’s back with more Lord Huron moodboards!
Forgive the stinginess on my part I wanted to do a moodboard for one song from each album hah
Link to previous part
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oldwitchsleep · 2 years
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the calling, the amazing devil // hannibal 2x02, sakizuki // 2x10, naka-choko // 3x09, and the woman clothed with the sun // 3x08, the great red dragon // 3x13, the wrath of the lamb
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orionsces · 5 months
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What did you guys follow me for?
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ittyybittybaker · 8 months
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practical magic au? 👀👀
of course omg!!! thank you for asking!!!
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Andrew recites these words over and over again as he combines his ingredients in a mortar and pestle. Finally, he puts everything into a cauldron, throwing some crystals to boost the magical properties. He takes everything outside, and looks up at the moon.
He’s still new at all this, but even he knows that a full moon is powerful. He lights his pink birthday candle (for love and friendship) and uses it to light the scrap of paper on fire before dropping it into the cauldron. He watches the smoke drift into the cloudless sky and hopes and prays that his spell comes true and that he will never meet this person, and never have them break his heart.
You see, the spell Andrew created wasn’t a love spell at all, or at least not the way you would think. What he prayed for was someone who could not possibly exist. A person who would understand him and was full of contradictions and was perfect. If his true love was impossible, he would never find them. If he never fell in love, he could never be hurt. It was a perfect plan, as far as he was concerned.  Satisfied that he put the whole idea of true loves behind him, he finally made his way to bed.
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etheries1015 · 5 months
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HUH?? WHEN DID I GET 1K FOLLOWERS??? INSANE. LOVE YOU GUYS SM.
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boringsideeffect · 6 months
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pretty sure i just met joey kavinsky at a gas station parking lot
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waugh-bao · 7 months
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maliciousmace · 11 months
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WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW FNAF ART???? WOWZA!!!
This piece is so self indulgent istg but I had fun so that’s all that matters
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seekingthestars · 3 months
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i sort of thought/hoped that after my holiday vacation time i would feel...renewed? refreshed? able to concentrate and be creative? bc my job literally hinges on that lol
but tbh holiday vacation was mostly just chaos so i still just feel tired and spacey and very Head Empty
it took me idk probably a collective eight hours to make one very simple flyer yesterday + today bc i couldn't think of a good layout and all the ones i tried i hated and i couldn't focus for more than like 15 minutes at a time and my end result isn't even (in my opinion) that great lol
and we're getting swamped at work with new design requests and i just look at my constantly-growing project list like "haha this is fine :) Head Empty, No Thoughts, I Don't Care About These, Only Desire To Leave Work"
ugh
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mumblingsage · 6 months
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I don't believe I've written this dynamic before, but the woobie at the center of my WIP is a complete clotheshorse and his wife is a fantastic embroiderer, and it is such fun.
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