#it was so funny jsjsjsjs

[pm-00]

one could argue that spiderbit works so well because of the trust, the devotion, the communication etc etc, but i truly think it's due to their ability to commit to the bit together. that post that's like "my ideal partener is someone who will 'yes and' me no matter what"? yes that is about q!roier and q!cellbit and that's really what love is all about

#cellbit always goes along and always COMMITS. he becomes such a clown for his husband just a silly little jester dude #and the moment roier sees cellbit is being funny he maximizes the clownery by 200% #this too is because cellboier are so in sync JSJSJSJS those two truly a gem together like one brain fr #spiderbit #anyway some late night thoughts

[l3viat8an]

So i can’t help but think about how a joke white elephant would go with the Bros. Like everyone picks some else’s name and gives them a gag gift. The only one I can think of getting a gag gift for is Asmo- just get him Moby Huge- the three foot dildo- I can’t imagine what insanity would insue if that ever happens.

Helpshsj I feel like white elephant gifts with the brothers would be horrible, cuz they either go too far or don’t even try- 

Also just imagine Asmo keeping a three foot dildo on display in his room, gag gifts or not he’s going to show it off lolol

For Mammon, he could get one of those ridiculously huge blankets that’s printed to look like a dollar bill!!!- (this is funny to me because I actually have one I got as a gift ‘n I feel like it would fit lol)

Now depending on how mean / stupid you wanna get- Give Belphie a pair of emasculatome (those are used to neuter bulls btw-) I’m joking!!!- tho I do think it would be funny to give Belphie a twister bed set!-

I was gonna say, give Beel a food scented candle- but he’d probably just eat it- ‘n I can’t think of anything else helpshsj 

Satan getting anything dog related ‘n he would hate it- so that could work- oooor him getting that book that’s called ‘meow’ and it’s just the word meow written over ‘n over, he’d never put it down XD

Levi getting one of those shirts that’s says ‘I love the great outdoors.’ with a picture of smokey bear on it jsjsjs

Lucifer getting anything with ‘wine mom’ on it- but really there are sooo many good gag gifts that would annoy Luci I can’t list them all

#this is silly rambling jsjsjsj #but it’d be so funny #ro rambles

[blushydrangea]

I cant with how Jane is serving absolute cunt while Nymphia is serving comfy shoe realness in the very same picture 😭😭

SHE'S DELICATE SHE NEEDS HER COMFORT 😭

#but yeah it's so funny JSJSJSJ #babygirl #asks #anon

[latinotiktok]

#Al chile no recuerdo si ya lo mandé o no #videos #dios como hermana mayor siento este video en lo profundo del alma JSJSJSJS #mi hermanita se corto el pelo por los ombros en verano POR MI it was so funny #mi mami me queria matar 😂

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Bruno and Kamran: They put on caps to go unnoticed in Ms Marvel’s last episode

Me: Ah, yes, the classical Marvel disguise

#July 2022 #JSJSJSJS #I love them so much #Iconic chaotic kings #Only them #I was like: NOT THE CAPS #Jsjsjsj #At this point they are required equipment for Marvel characters #They have become so iconic that I can't help but love them jsjsjs #Ms marvel #Bruno carrelli #Kamran #Bruno x Kamran #Sometimes I think I'm funny

[impera-ar]

3:12 of lucy lawless talking about the L word in the 2009's xena convention in LA and afterwards alongside claire stansfield.

#theres so much to unpack here jsjsjsjsjs #the fact that her fav character is DANA confirms yet again her ally card #THE TIBETTE SLANDER THO JSJSJJSSJJS SO FUNNY #lucy screaming at the lesbian community: DONT YOU HAVE ANY DIVERSIIIIIIIIITY? #lol #her humor that year was so dry and sarcastic im very into it #god bless her she watched the whole thing ane it was not bc she was gonna have a cameo on it #aNYWAYS HER LOVING DANIEL SEA REALLY IS SOMETHING TO ME SINCE THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE JSJSJSJS #THEY COULD BE SIBILINGS JAJSJS #again so much to unpack her #i didnt forget that she claimed the lesbian community as first xenites lol she knows shes the og #lucy lawless #xena #xena warrior princesss #xena convention #claire stansfield #lucy flawless #vid #xwp

[borkb]

on a whole different topic

im finally at this part

i am so excited and scared and excited hehehe

#livevodding #hehehe #i am also so excited for the happy pills arc #idk when that happens but i am excited yes #god #istg #the second cellbit got in and everyone was like ‘OH MY GOD HES FINALLY HERE’ #and then being told the eggs are gone #i squealed a little #giggled even #heheheh #its so funny how the second he logs in theres people already being like ‘THANK GOD’ #JSJSJSJ #love when that happens.. #:3 #literal se desperto apenas y le llovieron vergasos JAJAJA

[effieandtim]

At first it didn't register that sathony was Siena/Anthony I I thought it was was SadAnthony

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

ngl this cracked me up hsjsjsj i think we should reclaim it as sad-anthony instead ahahahahah

(i tried to add an edit earlier but tumblr didnt add it for some reason)

i mean anthony wasnt happy when he was with her like not truly and was a sad emo goth chic throughout s1 so this checks out jsjsj

#anons #this is so fucking funny jsjsjsj

[perfectlullabies]

so apparently brian was being a dick yesterday but we didn’t get to witness his drama queen ass bc we were dying outside the venue

#like the whole gig is so funny to me now like u had to be there to get the vibe of the entire day yesterday …..jsjsjsj

[sparklingpax]

"Gatchaman can't just let the enemy of mankind get away, you know 😌"

#this line is incredibly funny to me #idk whyyy #but i just 😭😭✨ #watching Gatchaman rn actually #😎💕✨ #kuni talks #Thoughts #observations #anime #Gatchaman #science ninja team gatchaman #kagaku ninja tai gatchaman #also endlessly funny to me that like #a couple episodes back Berge Katse basically got the number of the fucking ISO and can now at will #call any of their ships or their base or whatevr he wants #so they'll be having a group discussion and he calls them up and starts laughing and 'oo look at this thing im gonna do. LOSERS' #its great #and they never think to just. Hang Up On Him 💀💀💀✨ #he calls back every five minutes sometimes too jsjsjsjs like to say 'hahaha youll all die' then hangs up #'oh no guys we need to come up with a plan. how bout if we--' and suddenly he calls back 'surrender!!!!!' #watching this anime is a true experience im having a ball rn 💖💕🥰😊😌💕💕💖✨💖💖✨ #random #delete later maybe

[afkaskus]

So...

I was at school again, it changed so much but the layout was still the same, I had an activity with a few ex-classmates, I believe that we were there only because some teacher loved us JSJSJS anyways, it was an special ocation so we had to wear costumes, but I left my stuff at my house because I live nearby, when suddenly a teacher that I didn't know told us that we HAD to change there, I panicked obv and my best friend wasn't really comforting... after I arranged something, I was extremely nervous, I needed to go to the bathroom, and as no one was in the class room with us, I decided to go, I'm an adult, what can happen... the fucking new director entered the room on my way out, and he confused me with a student ;-; So I screamed at him that I needed to go to the bathroom and ran JSJSJSJS

Now the bathroom was a little weird, and one of my bullies showed up so I just hide in one of the stalls, when she left she warned me about something and I was like ????? I have sword I'm protected):<

soon I'll realized what she meant...

On my way back to the class room there was someone threatening my class, it was Bonnie from FNAF, so I grabbed my miniature sword and started hitting and then I realized that something was wrong, so I gave them an special object that I carried with me everywhere and gave me the opportunity to hide, as Bonnie was turning into a good Chica.

It was over, I saved Chica from the curse.

And I woke up.

#weirdest dream I ever had JAJSJSJSJS #I was so stressed because my mini sword wasn't really working JSJSJSJSJ #way better than the nightmare I had BSJSJS #funny that I'm actually mad at my best friend JSJSJSJ #is this rambling??? #my dreams

[chaosmenus]

thought i was gonna get called out for changing….

SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAM i thought about it <3 but i already did it once hehe😽😽

#this is so funny laura jsjsjsj #i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!! #meowtuals tag #asks

[l3viat8an]

☻ Obey me characters as TikTok ‘poetic rizz’ comments ☻

I’ve been collecting “rizz” TikTok comments so that I could post this jsjsjsjs (some of them are funny and ik a bunch of them are actually Edgar Allan Poe + others quotes!! but calling them rizz comments is funnier 🤭)

Lucifer

“I would rather have every single bone in my body broken than see you cry, for my body can be repaired, but your heart cannot.”

Mammon

“If I had a grimm for every time I though of you I would be a billionaire and the money I’d give to you.”

“I have 206 bones in my body, but when I see you I have 207!”

Levi

“I’m sorry I dont play call of duty. I only hear the call of your beauty”

Satan

“Without a pen or paper you still manage to draw my attention.”

“Your eyes are like clouds, for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land, they paint the sky with unimagineable beauty.”

Asmo

“If beauty was the answer to all of my problems, you’d be the solution~”

“If I gave you a rose for everytime you crossed my heart, you would have but one, for you have never left.”

Beel

“Just as the autumn leaves, descend from the trees, I fall for you every season.”

“You must be wearing running shoes, because you have been running trough my mind since we  met.”

Belphie

“Me and the moon talk at night, the moon tells me about the sun and I tell the moon about you.”

“For centuries, humans have used the stars to guide them on their journeys, but everytime I look into your eyes, I get lost.” 

Diavolo

“If you are to be the sun, then I am to be Icarus, a fool fated to fall and burn before I even reach you. Yet even on wings of wax, I would fly to you.”

Solomon

“I don’t love you with my heart nor with my mind, I love you with my soul so even if I die it won’t stop…”

“Even if you had Medusa's curse, I would still look into your eyes. Although I will be turned to stone, I will be gazing at perfection for eternity.”

Barbatos

“They can say they love you, but I say, tell me every terrible thing you've done and let me love you anyway.”

“If I could express how much I love you with that phrase I would only say it once, for my love has come but it never goes so my statement holds true.”

Simeon

“Like a moth to a flame, I shall be eternally mesmerised by your warmth and mere existence, and I’ll give anything to hold you, even if it burns me”

#roro writes #obey me! #obey me #obmswd #obey me x reader #obey me suggestive #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me mammon x reader #obey me levi x reader #obey me satan x reader #obey me asmo x reader #obey me beel x reader #obey me belphie x reader #obey me solomon x reader #obey me simeon x reader #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me barbatos x reader #om! x reader #om! #obey be! shall we date? #obmswd x reader #om! lucifer #om! mammon #om! leviathan #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #obmswd hcs #obmswd headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me gn!reader

[solarwoniii]

heyyy!! just wondering if i could request “zb1 legal line reaction to catching their s/o masturbating” hehehehheheehehe if not all goodzz 💗💗

reaction to catching you touching yourself ! zb1 legal line

smut, crack, some fluff ! includes jiwoong, zhanghao, hanbin, matthew, taerae and ricky

contains ; dacryphilia, punishments, i think thats all? lmk if i missed any T^T

a/n ; THANK U FOR UR REQUEST ♡ HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THIS

jiwoong ;

would laugh at you but not in a cute funny quirky silly way

that low kind of dominant chuckle that makes you realise.

you fucked up.

he'd pull up a chair beside the bed and insist for you to continue in that same scary tone ur mum talks in when u forget to wash the dishes 😰😰😰😨😨

and then he'll force you to make yourself cum until you're crying while he sat there and watched because you're not allowed to stop until he says.

then he'll finally touch you.

with his fingertips.

just to fuck with you more because he's a petty little bitch

edging you until you're shaking, eyes rolling back, body arching

and then, and only then will you get to cum.

zhanghao ;

finds it cute that you think you're so big and strong now

puts ur ass in its place so fast 🫣🫣

love bites all over you

your body is his canvas and his marks are his art 😵😶

actually, this timing is perfect

he'd been waiting for you to misbehave so he could try out the new vibrator he got for you

edges you again and again, just to rip away your orgasm and have you crying

when you finally cum you both know damn well it's not over 💀 keeps the vibrator in that exact spot and refuses to move it until you cum another three times.

i'm sorry i just think mean dom hao is extremely accurate and attractive

hanbin ;

i think he would genuinely laugh at you 💀

and you would try to be mad at him for laughing at you but his stupid laugh is unfortunately extremely contagious 😭😔

when he's done laughing at you he'll come and help you

i think it would be all giggly and fluffy and cute though

and then you would cuddle naked (i feel like hanbin wld enjoy this so much during aftercare esp idk) and gossip LMFAO

matthew ;

GETS SO SHY I SWEAR JSJSJSJS

THE PERSONIFICATION OF 😳

quickly closes the door behind him before anyone else can see what he's seeing

'd-do u want me to . . .' 'o-oh ok'

he's flustered but he will help you feel good 😭

turns into a cute little mutual masturbation session after u notice the boner building up in his pants from the sight of u T^T

when you both finish he'll clean you up and then be a little cutie patootie

'uhmmm there was this disney movie i really wanted to watch with you so could we maybe do that now ? 👉👈'

taerae ;

just smiles and locks the door behind him when he realises what you're doing

'do you need my help baby?'

he'll sit beside you and replace your hand with his

helps you reach the best orgasm of your life with his skilled fingers

idk i genuinely don't think he would get mad

but he'll remind you that you can always come to him if you're feeling needy.

kisses

so many kisses

he'll give you more than his fingers after as well if you still want more ;))

ricky ;

YEAH THATS RIGHT WE'RE BACK TO PUSSY SLAPPER RICKY BECAUSE MY LOVE MIYUKI PUT THE THOUGHT INTO MY HEAD AND I REFUSE TO LET GO

when he walks in i think he'd get flustered but he'd quickly cover it up because being seen like that by you hurts his precious ego

AGAIN LOW DOMINANT CHUCKLE he takes after jiwoong because he aspires to one day be that cool and strong but u already know he's a cute little softie

'if you wanted me to treat you like a little whore you could've just said so, baby.'

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😭😶🫣😵😳😰😭😶

gets you up on all fours and spanks your pussy until it's swollen and dripping.

then he'll mark your body up and take photos of you for his little collection 😨

eats you out (prolly makes u sit on his face too bc he's a little freak)

#zb1 #zb1 smut #zerobaseone #zb1 jiwoong #zb1 zhanghao #zb1 hanbin #zb1 matthew #zb1 taerae #zb1 ricky #zerobaseone smut #zb1 fluff #zb1 drabbles #zb1 smau

[indouloureux]

Omg imagine going in a Photobooth with Joseph 😫He would be sooo sweet. Can ya write a blurb about it love? That would be amazing. Thank you so much <3

I LOVE PHOTOBOOTHS JSJSJSJS (and ily too 🫶)

your hand on his is tight and urgent, hauling him from the suffocating crowd. joseph laughs loudly behind you, just a smidge of nervousness in the cadence of his laugh, but holds your hand with just as much fervor.

"slow down," he tells you. you don't. "i think i just stepped on something— op, it's someone's phone. keep going."

and you do, lightly pushing the ignorant people out of the way, until your eyes catch sight of the tall box beside the sidewalk, a curtain as its door with a square dispenser right beside it. you stop in front of the booth, joseph unaware of your pause that he accidentally bumps into your back, but grabs your shoulders and steadies the both of you.

"look, jo," you point lowly. "it's a photobooth!"

"yeah, honey, i could see that," he puts his hand on your back. "let's get in, yeah? people are running with food in their hands. i don't want them to mess up your shirt."

you look at his shirt, the black sabbath logo staring back at you, telling you that joseph had stolen him from its rightful owners. then you look back at him and smile. "your shirt's nice. i hope they don't ruin yours."

joseph says nothing, but offers you the same look with much more softness before he's leading you inside the booth, ducking in so he can fit through the entrance and sit down on the metal bench beside you; arms squeezed together that his hand's holding yours again.

you tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, staring at the screen above the camera and seeing both you and joseph, sweaty and clothes wrinkled, nevertheless happy being with each other.

he runs a hand through his curls, fixing it before he's tugging on both your shirts. "okay, so how many pics do we have?"

"we have to pay first."

he blinks, before he jumps and searches on his pocket. "right!"

after he pays, you tell him you have six pictures. the excitement on his expression is obvious,; a pure, cherubic glow, eyes twinkling like the festival lights outside.

at the first one, you both settle with a simple, mimicked smile, cheeks right next to each other, dimples deep and creased. you don't look directly at the camera, rather at yourselves at the screen up above and wonder how cute it is to do this — spending your still young adult years in foolish love, keeping it in a paid but worth it series of photographs.

the second, joseph places his thumb and four fingers on either side of your cheek, wrinkling his nose and you find yourself placing them in the same place on his face, and you wait three seconds.

third, he makes a face — tongue poking out between his lips and grazing his teeth, though his nose is scrunched. you try to do a funny one, one that makes you look ridiculous but pretty all the same because still, you'd prefer looking nice on a permanent photo.

and maybe in the fourth he kisses your cheek, the next vice versa, and the sixth he grabs your face into his hands and kisses you, tilting your head to the side to push himself deeper, a hand coming down to squeeze your waist to open your mouth just a little bit wider so he could slip his tongue in.

your ears hear something about the photo being done but he's still making out with you inside the booth, soft clicking emitting at every open mouthed kiss he does. your hand comes up to tug on his hair, pulling gently to stop him before you find yourself on his lap and soon, probably an audio only sex for the people outside.

"joe," your puffy lips whisper his name in the muffled noise. "we gotta take the picture before some random person takes it."

he steals one last kiss, nodding against you that his nose tickles your cheek. "okay. okay lets go— watch your head, honey."

joseph places a hand on top of your head even though you're far from hitting the entrance. you push the curtains aside and immediately jolt to where your pictures lay waiting for your approval. he stands behind you, hands on your shoulders and peaking above your head to take a look.

"oh, look at us!" you point at your pictures, admiring the vintage-like image that adorns you both in the sweet moment. "we look so cute."

"you look so cute," he points at the third pic. "this is gonna be for keeps. never losing this one," he kisses your temple, wrapping an arm around your shoulders as you keep the collage into your bag.

reblogs and feedback are appreciated <3

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Marc and Steven after the finale be like: We don’t talk about Bruno???? More like: We don’t talk about Jake

#May 2022 #BAHAHAHAHA #Sometimes I think I'm funny #I'm hilarious jsjsjjs #Marc spector #Steven grant #Jake lockley #Moon knight #We don't talk about Bruno #Bruno madrigal #Jsjsjsjs they are so chaotic I love them #I miss them so much #My babies