#it was so wild

[therealnotta]

ok i thought about it and actually, the wildest thing in the wizard of oz series (to me) was when the tin man, scarecrow, and A Random Child whose name I can't remember all went to find the tin man's ex. and they stop at tin man's buddy's house, to see if he knows where said ex is these days, and buddy isn't there, so they go inside to wait for him

and the house???? is full of severed body parts?????? just everywhere, they're in a barrel by the door, they're on the table, just chunks of clearly human flesh and a mess of limbs and whatnot, tin man thinks this is fine, scarecrow is really creeped out, scarecrow opens a cabinet and finds a severed human head

tin man runs on over and is like "what the f- oh that's me lol" and it's??? HIS old severed head??? so the scarecrow is just barely recovered from this, tin man is explaining the situation of how he became tin again, etc. etc.

and then the eyes open

and long story short the tin man's soul transferred to his new tin body, but it takes more than having your soul removed to kill you in oz... so his old body is still alive, but without its memories and completely confused and disoriented

the friend comes back and casually mentions how it took a bit for the transferring to finish, and after that the head just didn't remember anything. that means there was a bit there where this head DID have all of the tin man's memories still, and as far as he knew his friend had just left him without a body in a cabinet, unable to move, while the rest of his body just... walked off without him. literally horrific and the tin man is just like "haha! how quirky!" and honestly it's not the worst thing to have happened to him so i can't fault him for that but like. i'd be a little worried if one of my oldest friends told me that they'd totally leave me in a cabinet while my soul slowly left my body and wouldn't even feel bad.

#yeaaaah im gonna be honest #you really should've told your ex that you didn't die :/ #wizard of oz #tin man #tw dismemberment #it was so wild #the poor kid who DIDNT go on the original adventure #and DOESNT know that this is just how the tin man is?? wild #the friend was highkey so troubling #long story short not all of the body parts were from this tin man #someone else had become tin #and this friend had taken pieces from both of them and just. glued it together. literally used glue #and intended to use the resulting person as a servant #but the person had just kinda. left #i literally can't imagine #it's like being besties with mr. victor frankenstein #and then when you're a ghost you look and. hey. why're you sewing my old arm onto someone else's torso victor #victor i know i said id donate my body to science but this is weird now #VICTOR WHY IS MY OLD ARM ATTACHED TO A NEW PERSON AND DOING THINGS VICTOR #HEY VICTOR MY OLD ARM JUST KILLED SOMEONE. YOU MADE ME A MURDERER AFTER I DIED. REAL COOL VICTOR WHAT WAS THE PLAN HERE. #except in this case the resulting person #this isn't a joke #the resulting person went out. and married the tin man's ex #it was the wildest scene #him and the other guy who got turned into tin had #as it turned out #both been engaged to this girl #so they show up #and find out that she married both of their corpses basically #but the corpse was alive and just. pissed off all the time

[sundownvalentine]

No wonder coyotes have a reputation of being the ultimate chicken thieves, i just woke up from a chicken wing induced food coma and the only clue as to what happened to me was an absolutely demolished 20pc of wings sitting on the table near where i was sprawled face down on the couch

#val.barks #vals therian stuff #coyote kin #coyotekin #therian #theriotype #therian moment #it was so wild

[pankiepoo]

WAIT DID YOU SEE THAT BRIAN POST FROM NOVEMBER WHERE HE USED A GIF YOU(?) MADE?

YEAH LOL I FREAKED OUT AND POSTED ABOUT IT ON TWT AND HE SOMEHOW FOUND THAT POST AND LIKED IT ??????

#pankie ask #it was so wild #that other person used my other gif too

[ryuuseini]

I forgot that at Nekocon I had a tip jar with a framed photo of Ash and Paul from their reunion episode (which, btw, I didn't even REALIZE but the episode debuted in English on that weekend, LOL) and I got: someone being like "oh that's photoshopped, that never happened"; cishet dude vibes asking if I "shipped" them before tossing 5 bucks into their marriage funds bc "I support that" without purchasing anything from me (bless up); a Dawn/Zoey shipper calling me VALID for shipping them like you are SO valid too btw; and a father telling his kid "oh the purple dude is Ash's father."

That was. A time.

#shinsato #comashipping #pokemon #it was SO WILD

[lapinnoirr]

I'm watching Quinton Reviews video on Sam and Cat and he gotten to the part where he reviews the episode where it parodies silence of the lambs

#skull.txt #IT was so wild

[beforethemonsterscaughtup]

i still remember that i hadn't been on tumblr for ages because of life stuff at the end of the drought and then i very magically thought 'huh, i'll have a little check on the swifties in my phone' one day and that was literally half an hour after taylor had blacked out... that was some INSANE collective brain cell shit

#taylor swift #reputation #reputation tv #it was so wild #i didn't think about going on tumblr for WEEKS #and then when i did #it was madness #and i didn't read about the black out before or anything #i literally found out from the tumblrinas that where all freaking out #came back with a bang

[tteokdoroki]

Y’ALL I HAD A FIGHT WITH SOME GIRLS AT MY KPOP SOCIETY TODAY LMFAOOO STORY TIME ???

#IT WAS SO WILD #I WENT OFF #🗑. aali’s chatroom

[biohazard-inevitable]

Theres an odd beauty in beaing dead but also alive

An incarnation of death itself, and yet fully aware of every twitch of life through my false veins

Sudden bursts of energy that pulse through muscles and pull at my tendons, forcing bones to jerk along with the puppeteering of the nervous system.

The feeling of legs pounding against the earth, that which itself is alive.

Every breath into my lungs of cool winter air, burning and scraping its way down and with every chilly tingle of my insides I breathe the air around me, knowing that every gulp is provided by life itself, I am breathing in life.

Even as i sit, back to the earth and face towards the heavens, I know im not alone.

The wind is alive in its dreary howls, stroking across my fur.

The trees are alive as they creak and beckon their woes and worries with twisting branches that try to grasp upon the stars.

The earth is alive, rustling under my paws and devouring the rot of the world that tramples it and nests within its flesh.

The world is alive and that which is beyond is alive and I’m connected to it.

A stranger to this world, an omen of demise and yet despite everything,

I too am alive.

Logically I should not be as a spirit of the realm beyond, and yet i touch, i breathe, i feel, I cry and I bleed and I am alive.

The souls of beyond and future twist throughout my veins, i collect that which is left behind but even death itself is alive.

To be conscious is to live they say but even the unconscious breathe and thrive.

Do they hope do they dream do they do more than just survive?

We are all deeply and thuroughly alive wether we hold human forms or not.

Death is not the end of life but instead the start of a new form of being alive.

#deathkin #kin thoughts #cw death #tw death #ask to tag #cw existentialism #tw existential #i had a run to a good song and just felt so physically connected to the world #the grim reaper lives too #it was so wild #otherkin #alterhuman #therian #im connected to this world because im here to clean up after things have moved to the next life #i collect the deepest most integral parts of what you claimed as life #the remains of bodies after life has cleaned them anew #life is so literally everywhere its amazing

[melanodis]

Oh oh!!! 18 and 11 for the fnaf ask game :)

11. What year was it and what game got you into fnaf?

I've been here from the beginning! 2014, I found out about the series after seeing Markiplier start a playthrough of the first! would not recommend, 8-9 year old me was absolutely terrified of Withered Bonnie.

18. Who's your favorite rabbit character?(Bonnie, Vanny, M.X.E.S, Springtrap, etc?)

Considering I developed a special interest in him before his debut game even dropped, just through teasers and such... Springtrap :3

remember when these mfs were trying to call him Salvage? 😭

#i miss all the early day theorycrafting of fnaf before we had the framework of lore we have now #it was so wild #five nights at freddy's #arc.txt #ask.txt #bornetoblood

[crsinclair]

So I reblogged this post about vampires a few days ago (a week ago? some time ago idk) and it made me remember this book I read back in junior high and I've been thinking about it and it's been bugging me because I can't remember exactly what it was called and I have no idea if I'll ever find it again.

Every time I tell people about this book they call me crazy, but I swear to god it's real: It was a non-fictional encyclopedia about Vampires that I checked out of the school library. I remember finding it, thinking it'd be a cool read, and taking it home with me.

Absolutely wild shit in there, y'all.

There were a few different ways for making vampires but one I remember the most because it stuck with me the longest: If you walked over a dead man's grave that was one way to wake them up and turn them into vampires. I remember going to a funeral a few years after that and walking over a grave because apparently there's no organization to graves and people nowadays just don't care if you walk over them or the memorial stones?? and thinking to myself "well these people are gonna crawl out of their graves and start sucking up blood".

There was an entire chapter dedicated to recognizing Vampires on sight, and I distinctly remember a whole page talking about when you saw a vampire in daylight you would be able to tell just by looking at them because there would be this other-worldliness about them, this unnatural beauty and light to them that would be almost impossible to describe. And I recall that page specifically because a few days later there was a discussion in my friend group about how "unrealistic" it was that the Twilight Vampires sparkled in daylight, and all of my friends laughed - but I spoke up and I started quoting that book I had just read and that if one put it into the context of "they sparkle because it's like looking at someone with other-worldy beauty then yeah, it makes sense to me", and all of them looked at me funny like "what the hell are you smoking you psycho?"

Also no mention of garlic that I remember. Definitely mentioned stakes! Don't remember in what context, but the book definitely mentioned stakes. Also silver. But not garlic. Sorry people who think garlic keeps vampires away, but apparently it don't.

And that book was old. I mean that thing was falling apart. The pages were yellowed and thick, they weren't cut by some machine - all of the pages were rough on the edges. If I close my eyes and think back I can almost feel the texture of them in my hands. The cover was red, the corners were rough, the binding was bent and a little bit broken. The title was simple, there wasn't any imagery on the book.

It was an encyclopedia of vampires, and I found it in the non-fiction section of my school library. I held onto to it for a week, and it was through that book that I discovered that when you checked out non-fiction books from the school library, for each day you held onto one the library would fine you $2.

For a 14-year-old whose family was on food stamps at the time, $10 was a lot of money.

(I was very, very lucky the librarian liked me because ho boy. I did not have a way of getting $10 guys.)

Anyway, I've never been able to find that book again. Nowhere. Anytime I try to look up "Encyclopedia of Vampires", I just find some newer books about vampires in mythology or in film or they've been interpreted throughout the years. But I distinctly remember this book being about Vampires as if they were real things, that could and would attack you, and that might need to be hunted down. No idea why a book like that would be in a school library and hiding in the non-fiction section among all the books about science and history, but there we have it.

I wish I could read it again.

#true story that doesn't sound real at all #ravyn rants #vampires #books #vampire lore #encyclopedia of vampires #seriously i wish i could read that book again #it was so wild #also the font was pretty cool #you could tell it was printed with like a typewriter or something #it was so cool #idk maybe it was a one-of-a-kind #i'd love to go back and see if the book is still there #though i doubt it is #the librarian that i remember is no longer there and she was the type of cool cat to keep cool books #so... #*sigh* #funeral mention #blood mention #twilight books #longish post #sorry

[hellonoblesky]

OH MY GOD I TOTLALY FORGOT but I found out today that the frshman I adopted had seen a shit load of my bsd art and it made me like actually brain blast explode it was so wild I was like scrolling through my acc showing him drawings at one point and he would just be like "Yup, saw that one! That one too! Mhm! Yup! :)"

#turtledove yells into the abyss #IT WAS SO WILD

[insertcoolermonikerhere]

I had the weirdest fucking dream that Zagtoon or whatever fired everyone working on MLB, sold the rights to some other studio and it got a reboot that everyone unanimously decided was god's gift to television or something it was so whack

And then I woke up and it isn't real I remember people were ranting about the amazing animation and redesigns, the colour symbolism, queercoding, motifs, literally everything and now I feel robbed.

#it was so wild #miraculous ladybug #lmao what the fuck #i haven't even watched it in yonks

[whimsyprinx]

sometimes I think of how a screen recording with no audio of me attempting to guess random white men got like 21 thousand views out of nowhere in like the span of two days

#whimsy whispers #it was so wild #it was the first post I made after like two or so years of not posting either #because I use to post art on tiktok then gave up cause i cannot keep up posting enough to gain an audiance

[trashbaget]

seeing a moots post screenshotted in the wild is like that umbrella academy meme where they pass each other in the cars except one of them’s in a tv

#it was so wild #i was like #damn #im on instagram right now #and i know those usernames #i have interacted with these ppl #i dont remember who yall ARE #but i saw this post in its raw form #on tumblr #where this was ripped from #wow #how wild #im just gonna #inch away now #it felt INVASIVE seeing a post not on tumblr #it was a containment breach #i feel violated????? #shut up im holding the trashtalking breadstick

[alicorngarfield]

I miss the skylanders fandom.. 2012-2015 specifically

#it was so wild #there was also tons of drama which is funny #I remember getting into ship wars when I was 11

[velociheroviridi]

got woken up at 5-6am by a pack of coyotes high pitch howling every 10 seconds outside, like 20 ft from my windows 💀💀 I don't know what they were doing but they were sure loud about it

most unsettling thing to wake up in the middle of the night to, 10/10 experience, would not recommend, thx

#viridi posts 2023 #viridi speaks #help #it was so wild #sounded like 15-30 of them tbh #i only assume its coyotes cuz they were kinda high pitched and there were a bunch of them #they sounded like they were in the yard area between our house and our neighbors house #so #coyotes #probably