#it was the perfect scenario really

[willowser]

aww you know, i actually really do like the idea of double boy dad bakugou 🥺

your first son being a little angel and you and katsuki are both perfectly satisfied, and then maybe another bug comes as a surprise a few years later and he turns out to be a heinous little menace — and katsuki didn't think he'd love having a brat of a child so much 🥺

#bc he's so nervous to be a dad the first time right #and his first boy comes out and he's a little doll doesn’t cry so much teaches katsuki some patience and how to be soft and gentle #for a lil babey #and it's the perfect scenario for him to grow being into a father #and he's happy !! doesn't think it could get better !! feels like yall really lucked out !! #and then you find out you're having another and then he gets worried bc he's not sure how it could get better than it is #and he has a goddamn BRAT of a son #screams his head off and cries and fights and doesn't listen to a THING #and he had the first few years to grasp fatherhood #to get a handle on it #and he thought it would be harder with a feisty second son — and it *is* #but he also loves it LOL #it adds like. just the right amount of chaos and drama he grew up with ?? if that makes sense ??? #bc he had to calm down a lot for his first boy #and maybe even you #but he and his little hellion are too much alike and it's almost like a breath of fresh air #cw children #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

[robotclownindulgence]

Ok neverafter ending in what is essentially a comedic fix it fanfiction for every character makes so much sense tbh considering how desperately the pcs were fighting for some agency in their own stories. Now that the authors are out of the picture and can't make the characters suffer for the sake of an engaging story , uncaring or even unaware of the sentience of their creation, the characters are free to live out the version of their stories they see as the most peaceful and fun. So all of them living out an idealized version of their stories without any more obstacles to overcome seems like the logical conclusion here, even if it's not necessarily the same version of the characters we've gotten to know throughout the campaign

#i have my own issues with d20 seasons always endingbwith the best case scenario in a way that doesn't necessarily align with the narrative #that came before the ending #i just can't really be mad about it this time because it makes perfect sense to me in this instance #d20 #neverafter spoilers #neverafter #resi.txt

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

i think the diamond dogs should play improv games just bc it would amuse me, an ex theater kid, specifically

#ted and beard ofc are reading each others minds #trent is shockingly good at it but only when he forgets to be self conscious #also see: he does both best and worst with ted (best when he's not being self conscious #worst when somehow the prompt gets too touchy or 'romantic' bc Crush Crush Crush Brain Panic) #(please the image of ted in character hugging him or something and trent just. red. brain crashed. no longer improving just frozen. barely #manages to recover and even then it was not subtle. unclear if ted is a) genuinely oblivious b) teasing him and thinks trent knows that #c) something else(??) ) #roy is too stiff most of the time but if he gets really into it he gets REALLY into it. #best way to get this result is to involve phoebe or another child #higgins did community theater at some point and is the one teaching them all the games. beard also seems to have done intense research #but higgins is the one with EXPERIENCE #not that i think beard and ted couldn't have done an improv duo in college or something but in this scenario they did not #nate surprisingly is pretty good at it once he gets into it like it takes him a second but #then he's like. really getting into it and he's very quick on his feet #new way to go mad with power (affectionate): the rush you get when you make the perfect snap back comedic line/acting choice #also while trent is so good paired with so many of them i think he and nate would be a hilarious duo. they're SO funny. #they complement each other well and are both quick & clever #esp if it's about a mutual interest (although one of them taking the lead on something else like nate and music while the other plays off t #em is also good) but like #please i just had the iamge of them basically doing a bit where they're like. those mean old gay muppets in the theater? #like trent and nate improv duoing as some bitchy reviewers just going back and forth and it's so FAST and SO funny #beard records it and posts it somewhere and it goes viral. #god don't even get me started on the idea of some sort of official richmond social media/the gang posting random clips on social media #bc the ideas i have are so funny. #also largely trent centric but what do you want from me okay i'm just a little slut.

[thesherrinfordfacility]

a plea to god (neil) that we see in s3 that they in fact go to dartmoor in the 1880s and get caught up in usual shenanigans involving finding a missing dog and they inspire conan doyle for holmes and watson but lol SIKE its the bumbling affable Nice Guy™ that's the detective and the moody dark arsehole who follows him around like a puppy

#good omens #look i just want representation for my home county ok #i just need this i cant explain really why but i do #i was so happy they mentioned dartmoor in s2 its unreal #far be it from me to tell neil what to write but this scenario is utterly perfect im sorry #gomens shitpost

[cepheusgalaxy]

Sentient doll/marionet whumpee and their creator :D (aka whumper)

#like like like. i was watching samdoesart's new video and that REALLY gave me some ideas #oc ideas #just in cas #like. imagine you have whumper. and they create whumpee. who is super super pretty (have fun with the design) and they are created to #have a pleasing personality. stunning manners and be perfect #like #do you see my vision #whump prompts #whumpee #nonhuman whumpee #whump prompt #whump ideas #whump scenario

[loopeyfluff]

IM REALLY CRAVING SOME PINING ZORO ACTION RIGHT NOW UWHGAHAHA!1!?1?1? BUT LUFFY IS JUST TOO GIVING UWAAGHHH AND HONESTLY ZORO IS ALSO PRETTY EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT SO I FEEL LIKE HE’D JUST ASK LUFFY 2 HUG HIM WHEN HE WANTS A HUG UWHAHAHJAIEKMDMDJ!1!!1!1!1!!1?

And i title this one: spending copious amounts of hours daydreaming funny scenarios about ur blorbos :(

#i am once again struck by an emotion so strong that i had to draw it… #URGH I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO DRAW A ZOLU COMIC RN #THE FEELING IS SO INTENSE #BUT THAT PERFECT SCENARIO JUST KEEPS SLIPPING AWAY FROM MY BRAIN #I HAD IT IN MY HEAD A SECOND AGO AND I FORGOR IT #UHWHHAHHHHHHHH

[seagreenstardust]

I’m gonna be a wreck if we ever actually get to see bkdk take each others hands. Whether or not the ship sails, and whatever it looks like in canon, that is the one thing I hope we get.

Can you even imagine getting a do-over, Bakugo fallen (like he literally is right now), and Midoriya reaching out to help him to his feet? A scene paralleling that one definitive moment when they were kids, only this time Bakugo takes Midoriya’a hand?

Or, and this might be my favorite option, we get to see the reverse. As kids it was Deku reaching for Kacchan. As high school students, provisional heroes, we see a parallel scene where Katsuki reaches out for Izuku first.

They’re always reaching for each other. Let them finally hold hands.

#it’s all I want really #I’m too nervous to really hope for anything else #but hori has set up the perfect narrative around this exact scenario #so here’s hoping #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #bkdk #bakudeku #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugo

[wysteriaisapenguin]

I don’t know how I feel about you…but everyone else does.

I wish I could have met you.

Inspired by this panel from Veil by @_K0TTERl_

#wysty draws #thomas the tank engine #ttte humanized #railroad roundabout au #ttte thomas #ttte rosie #if only she got to know what he was really like... #Anyways I'm glad I found this panel cause it's PERFECT for this scenario

[lloydfrontera]

had a thought. if lloyd were to ever be infected with a poison/curse that makes him think of everyone as a threat and/or something happened to him that made him lost a limb and became increasingly paranoid to the point he'll resort to irrational solutions (basically if he got alicia's fate instead), would javier stay loyal to him and still follow his orders despite it all? :<

because imagine if things got too extreme and javier would have to be the one to kill him (⁠˘⁠･⁠_⁠･⁠˘⁠)

mmhhh i gotta say i don't particularly like that change of the webtoon. alicia's not paranoid because she's under a curse. she's paranoid because she went through a traumatic experience, is under a lot of stress and her mind is just prone to turn towards paranoia. which is much more fun imo!

but! let's focus on the second scenario for the sake of fun mental exercises.

would javier stay loyal to lloyd if he started becoming paranoid and irrational? mmhh,,, i think it would depend on who lloyd becomes paranoid against.

if lloyd turned paranoid against absolutely everyone, including his own family, then no, i don't see javier staying loyal to him no matter what.

see the thing about javier is that his loyalty is not mindless or just dutiful. he's not loyal for the sake of being loyal. he only gives his loyalty to the people he genuinely thinks deserve it. he's not sir blanc, who was loyal to the queen til his very death and only in his dying moments allowed himself to ask tkobai javier to stop her. javier is constantly thinking about whether the things he's doing are good and he protests and speaks out when he thinks something is wrong.

he's loyal to arcos because arcos has proven to be good and kind. and he's loyal to lloyd because lloyd has proven to be good and kind (in his own way) too.

if they weren't, then i don't see javier being all that loyal to them in the first place

(that's not to say that javier isn't flexible with his morals if it comes down to doing things for the people he's loyal to tho! a big step in his relationship with lloyd, is him being willing to compromise in things he thinks aren't in complete alignment with his own moral code, because he either 1) comes to understand where lloyd is coming from 2) thinks is the best way to protect lloyd and the fronteras or 3) just because lloyd asked him to. but that only comes after lloyd proves he deserves being trusted and he does by proving he wants to help and protect the fronteras and the estate.)

so if lloyd turned against the family and estate that javier loves so much, i don't think javier would be able to remain loyal to him, no matter how much he'd want to

now, if lloyd's paranoia were to manifest in an extreme need to keep his family and home safe from everything around them that may hurt them, that would give us a lot more wiggle room to play with

and we have to take into account that even in canon, lloyd looks irrational plenty of times. sure, he finds way to justify himself, but a lot of the things he does make no sense from an outsider perspective! javier is already working from a 'this may as well happen' kind of attitude in canon. if lloyd were to suddenly get paranoid and act out in irrational way, i don't doubt it would take people a while to notice that there's something amiss lol

so let's say something terrible happens, something that none of them can avoid, something javier can't defeat in time and lloyd is horribly hurt because of it.

no one would blame lloyd if turned more wary and cautious after that, least of all javier, who'd be wrecked in guilt at not being able to protect him.

they also wouldn't bat an eye if lloyd started to raise his estate's defenses, increasing their power and preparing their people for an attack. they just saw the consequences of not being on guard, their young master just paid the price of their complacency, no one would protest against making sure it never happened again.

and if lloyd suddenly declared that another territory, another kingdom even, was plotting against them, scheming for their downfall, well, why wouldn't they believe him? a trusted knight betrayed their lord, another territory already poisoned their water, a good portion of their population is formed of refugees from an attack of a foreign power, this wouldn't be the first time they've been hurt by others. and it had always been lloyd that saved them. why wouldn't they trust their young master this time?

and lloyd, who's been hiding how he knows things he shouldn't know for a long time now, has a lot of practice making irrational things sound perfectly acceptable when coming out of his mouth. and in his mind, his paranoid thoughts would make so much sense, he'd be convinced he's acting for their own good, he'd be able to spin all his incoherent fears and anxious thoughts into something compelling. he always has.

and javier, who already said before that he would trust lloyd no matter how insane what he said sounded like, would follow along because to do otherwise, after he failed him like that, would be unthinkable. and lloyd's acting for the good of the family, for the estate, just as he always has, why wouldn't javier follow him this time too?

he'd want to prove to lloyd and to himself that he can be trusted, he can be worth having lloyd's trust, he'll try harder, he'll do everything to keep him safe this time.

it would take quite a bit for javier to decide he can no longer follow lloyd's will, not when everything he's doing seems to be for the good of the family. it would have to be something truly horrible for him to reach that point.

i'm also torn?? on how likely it is that javier would even be around to see what lloyd is actually doing. because on one hand, lloyd is not the sort to stay behind while his people are working on getting rid of anything he deems a problem and anywhere lloyd goes, javier goes with. but on the other hand, if lloyd's paranoia is about keeping the people he loves safe at all costs, then javier is very much included in there. and maybe he'd think it too high of a risk to have javier risking his life when the entire world has turned against them.

and if he's giving in to all of his paranoid thoughts, then i can also very easily see him being too wary of letting javier be too involved in his plans, precisely out of fear javier will turn on him. lloyd knows javier, he knows the way he thinks, what he cares about, he knows javier is, more than anything, a good person. and good people don't always have what it takes to do what's needed. he wouldn't turn on javier, he's a part of the very thing lloyd wants to protect no matter the price he has to pay, but i can see him hiding the truth from him, convinced as he is that he's doing the right thing.

crying and throwing up at the idea of javier having to be the one to kill loyd to stop him tho. because. javier is the person lloyd trusts the most in the world. 'There was no one else he would be able to trust as much as him'. imagine this lloyd, lost in his paranoia thinking the whole world had turned against him, but still trusting javier wholeheartedly, believing he's the one person he can count on no matter what. only to be betrayed and killed by him. oh i would go insane actually

very fun scenario thank you for sending it!

#hey i got an ask #teh-inggris #tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #javier asrahan #the thing about lloyd in this scenario is that... he wouldn't be wrong. not really. #he does have the world plotting against him. he does have reasons to fear the people around him. #he himself acknowledges it would take very little for alicia to turn against him and decide he's too dangerous to be left alive #he's the kingdom's first defense he's the perfect target for anyone looking to invade magentano #there's an all powerful force looking to kill him and his family off #is it really paranoia if you're right about it is what i'm saying

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

The way you write fl makes me feel like I'm reading the story of a little kitten who loves his owner very much instead of a mostrer from the abyss who could split me in two in seconds. I love that

oh he definitely could, but Foul Legacy would never hurt you in any way!

he loves you, after all! you're his light in the Abyss, someone he wants to treasure and keep safe forever- that's why he always stays by your side when he can, tucking you close to protect you from anything that might make you upset. it's why he treats you so gently while also pouncing and roughhousing with you, because you're smaller and fragile and easily broken, like all mortals are, but oh, Legacy just has so much love to share with you that sometimes he simply must jump and dance and twirl you around! he's nicked your skin a few times with his claws out of excitement, but always whines and gently licks the blood away, nudging his head against your cheek as an apology

Legacy also craves the affection and attention you give him. the Abyss is cold and dark and always always hungry, while you're warm and kind and gentle, willing to give him as many hugs as he desires. it's not an exaggeration to say that Foul Legacy cried multiple times when he first met you, overwhelmed by happiness from how much care you lavish upon him, whimpering and wrapping his talons around your wrists so he can lean in and press his mouth against your cheek like he's kissing you. he's gotten better at handling your affection, now he simply perks up and runs to greet you when you get home, purring and trilling as he pushes your hand until you begin scritching behind his horns, gentle enough to make him melt. he doesn't have a tail to wag, but his wings will happily flutter and flit to show his delight and adoration

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #chit chat #anon #anon i LOVE this description of him you are so right #he really is like a loving cat #a very tall armored cat with horns and wings and Abyssal magic #he even likes laying his head in your lap it's perfect #sigh..... soft foul legacy thoughts.... yeah :) #short scenario #other's stuff #good evening :) #FAVE

[reddd-robin]

I feel so crazy about that last episode I knew literally in my soul that the lich would appear eventually and be named the last scholar of golb. Throws up everywherr

#i canttt do this. i love betty and simon so much this new view on their dynamic makes me feel crazy #its undoubtedly like a strange power dynamic that simon is unaware of (heees kind of dumb but not a bad person by any means) that drives- #-betty to act how she does with him at first. like her perfect idolized interaction with a author she loves dearly #and for her to put aside her life like that for him in this manic sort of perfect scenario shes so enthralled by #gah i live them so much. simon being unaware of this and it damaging their relationship in the future unknowingly #she gives so much man. not to say simon doesn't i think hes just as great a lover as betty wanted but betty has this endlessness to her- #-devoting her time and her life and her dreams to this perfect world she gets to live in now #i do think she relaxes with it further into their relationship when she feels less like she has to be cool or prove herself to someone she- #-idolizes. and that they get better and closer and more equal (i say theyre never truly equal considering it revolves around simons whims)- #betty really learns to love for that period of their life. for however long it takes them to get to 'fianceès' its really their perfect life #and then everything happens. the crown. the portal. the war. the world ending. ice king. betty in ooo. and its all ruined again and she cant #acess simon so he is again returned to this state of a forbidden person she desperately chases and gives up her life for. she regresses to- #-when their dynamic was unknown woman and author she loves dearly appearing before her eyes #and that unnatainable aspect is what drives her insane. she cant do anything this time. he doesnt even know who *he* is. its hopeless #her trying to date ice king and freaking out about it because this perfect picture is gone and she doesnt /like/ him like this #agh. bety. siom #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake #talking2myself

[samarecharm]

Playing ssbu; i really do love the direction they went for akiras entire moveset. His melees are sharp and aggressive, while his weapon and spell moves are nice and fluid. Really love how Legs he is; he is a gazelle prancing on the stage kicking everything in sight. Also love his midair neutral B; why is he spinning out of control??? And why is it so effective ? Every little detail they added to make the moves more ‘realistic’ really adds to his character 😊

#chattin #and he is SO flashy in this game lmao its a real treat #its hard to see what im doing in strikers so i cant really compare the movesets #but i did notice that the gun/special in strikers is just as flashy as his smash counterpart #following along w his moves is just me going weeeeeweeeeeeeheeheeweeeeeee #other thoughts; eiga and eiga adjacent moves are so explosive and rough in the main game #but in smash its like a little flick of the wrist ; thats a cute little change #i distinctly remember playing smash and loving it sm bc it was like a more realistic interpretation of the moves in the main game #so i am DEFINITELY enjoying strikers; i live for this shit lol #i think the only things i wanted to change for his moveset was to make his guns fire like fox’s #make the shots shoot out w a slightly faster rate of fire and make them do less damage without interrupting enemies #i feel like it fits the fast pace of his moveset more #and i know the best case scenario was getting the all out attack for his ult #(and its CUTE!! like heres akira and his ult; his FRIENDS!!) #but an ult w arsene or satanael wouldve been so rad #otherwise his moveset is perfect #he is so fast and aggressive and he is so good at applying pressure #watch some tourneys w him; ppl who main him are annoying as hell (usually) but u never get hear these guys talk during matches anyway #akira is like. mid. so hes never in grand tourneys. but hes so fun to play and watch

[ladyosen]

Adeuce arranged marriage au plot bunny

Adeuce arranged marriage AU idea.  Arranged marriages are a common thing for mages in their world and Deuce and Ace’s moms arrange a marriage when they are like itty bitty babies.

They decide to bring them together every summer so that they wont be marrying complete strangers.  And maybe they’ll just naturally develop chemistry.

It goes about as well as one would expect lmao!  Really it’s a lot like canon, but maybe a little less hostile because kids.  But they kind of develop a like brother’s style relationship, you know as kids do.  Sometimes fighting like cats and dogs and other times they’re thick as thieves.

Then in middle school, Deuce goes through his deliquent phase and Ace is wtf.  and let’s face it, we know Ace wouldn’t tolerate that bullshit at all (even though he thinks Deuce looks really cool and kind of hot when he’s in bad boy mode.)  But they eventually have a big fight and both say some things and throw fists and spells and it’s pretty relationshipship ending?  And definitely engagement ending, right?

Like their parent’s don’t officially end it, but Deuce’s mom sees no point in going through with it when her son is being that kind of person.  Which probably feeds into the moment when he catches her crying over his bad behavior and has his big realization.  That and Deuce also has a lot of super truthful criticisms Ace made sticking in his head as well, so Deuce decides to change like in canon.

I’m not sure if during this time Ace dates that one girl he mentioned or not, because I actually feel like Ace is upright enough to not do that while engaged, though I can also see him being like “that’s something our parent’s decided.”  Also he’s mad and maybe curious and it goes like... in canon and he dumps her, also probably with a side realizing he’d have enjoyed hanging out with Deuce more.  And now Ace wishes he’d handled their fight differently even though he still thinks he was right.

Honestly, they’re both realizing they actually enjoyed each other’s company and those visits were the best part of summer vacation.  But well, they fucked it up and both have a little too much pride to just talk it out.  They don’t see each other that summer and it feels really damn lonely.

It’s only when they both get enroll in Night Raven College that they finally meet again.  Ace probably heard from his Mom about Deuce enrolling, but tried to play it off as nothing, because you know, we’re probalby not going to even be in the same dorm.  Deuce probably... some how managed not to hear it from his Mom.  She mentioned Ace was enrolled while he was half asleep or something and he forgot and she probably didn’t push him about it.

So when they see each other in the mirror chamber, they’re both dumbstruck.  Like... Ace is shocked by how much Deuce changed back to who he used to be.  Deuce is actually really glad to see Ace again and wants to like... clear the air and apologize.  But well they’re both prideful so it’s really awkward.  So like the prolouge chapter is them eventually clearing the air and making up and they like have big ex-boyfriend energy for the early part of the story (except they insist they’re not exes.)  Eventually at sometime someone (probably Cater) finds out they were engaged (Ace made some comment on magicam or something) and no they can never live it down.  All the couple jokes are like... amplifiied.

That said, I like to think they slowly work things out and realize they like each other and admit they actually do want to get married (I like to think sometime around ghost marriage because Deuce got jealous seeing Ace confess to Eliza and ended up owning up to it and teased Ace about his whole ideal relationship spiel and Ace admitted he had Deuce in mind during it) .

But they are still dumbasses and sometimes everyone wonders how they will survive marraige, but it’s also like, it works for them.

#adeuce #joy's twist thoughts #ace x deuce #twisted wonderland #twst #fanfic ideas #plot bunnies #arranged marriage au #deuce spade #ace trappola #someone write this for me #really this is lightly inspired by the beginning of the swan princess #just the whole beginning part because that is like a perfect arranged marriage scenario

[hundredowls]

silly oc doodle..... ballroom yuri

#ocs #ok so im gonna ramble/complain in the tags for a bit bc i love to complain its mostly not even gonna be relevant to the ocs but anyway ok #yknow that diagram abt art skills thats like ability to see/ability to draw #im at the BAD PART OF IT RN #i wanna draw fanart so bad but then i get annoyed bc the fanart doesnt look as good as the source material GHRG which is a totally #unreasonable thing to think bc source material is drawn by Professionals but you know how it is. Art Hard etc etc complain etc etc #need to do more studies etc etc #i wanna be able to draw really good so i can draw the things i love!!!!! even if its hard and tedious i wanna practise!!!! i love art!!!!!! #dont think about whats easy think about whats fun - bokuto koutarou etc #anyway everyday i am sad i have to sit in front of a desk for 8 hours instead of practising drawing :( i wanna table at a con this year.... #but is there even time..... #ANYWAY this is somewhat relevant bc in an effort to be less hard on myself mayhaps i will try draw more oc things so i dont feel pressure #(self imposed) #to make it perfect kjskjkd #or at least not as much #and hopefully get over my brain's tendency to Compare Everything #i have like 3 vague sets of ocs (one less vague than the others ive posted one of the characters from that on my main art blog before sjdks #these two are from the next less vague set there is a plot premise and some side characters too. shdks #i thought abt them a couple months ago but then i watched strictly ballroom w sophie n i was reminded of them again #anyway im not good at coming up w fully fleshed out stories i just like to doodle ppl n think of random connected scenarios sometimes sdjk #i did a mini free online life drawing course in the break n i tried to apply what i learnt here.... i will keep practising when i can..... #well. if u read all the way to the end. hello :) KJASKA #im going to shower....

[mollfie]

A doodle I've been working on during my breaks at work

#bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #tav #my art #i still don't really like drawing on the ipad #but here we are #finished not perfect #this tav doesn't even exist #they live in my brain box #next durge?? #I spend too much time thinking of angsty scenarios #this was bigger but I couldn't get it right #plus it's almost midnight and I'm sleepy #mollfie

[farthertothemoon]

Ok I know this has been talked about before but hear me out:

Cleaning and being allergic to the cleaning products. The scent of bleach working its way into the person's sensitive nose, causing a slowly blooming tickle and watery eyes. Theyre just trying to get done with the task at hand, but they can't help but become increasingly distracted by the growing itch in their sinuses. They try to paw at their nose with the back of their wrist, but the act only brings the scent of bleach closer to them, causing the tickle to blossom. It's inevitable. They're going to sneeze. They stand back, pink nostrils twitching, breath hitching, before...

Six desperately messy sneezes erupt out of them, bending them over and spraying all over the thing they just meticulously cleaned. They watch as their own fine mist of spray settles down and sniffle dejectedly, getting back down onto their hands and knees to clean it once again. As they sniffle, the tickle begins to bloom again.

It's going to be a long afternoon.

#sneeze kink #snz #snzario #snzblr #snz scenario #sneezeblr #something about this really gets me going and wow its just so perfect #especially if their friend or partner or coworker has been standing there watching this cycle for a long time