sleepovers save money on hotel rooms while on missions 👍
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Gloria/Barbie Fic Masterlist
Rated G
Breathless - Barbie and Gloria go on a date. (oneshot, fluff)
I Would Give You The Moon - Barbie reflects on her relationship with Gloria. (oneshot, angst)
When Everything Felt So Wrong It Led Me to Where I Belong - Barbie reflects on motherhood and finds herself in a new role. (fluff, 5+1ish, oneshot)
Our Hearts Collide - 5 times Gloria and Barbie are mistaken for a couple and 1 time they actually are one. (fluff, 5+1, oneshot)
A Tour to See the Stars - Human bodies are too fragile. Barbie's first real injury leads to a difficult evening. (hurt/comfort, oneshot)
I'd Want You to Know This - Barbie has loved Gloria from the moment their eyes first met. A little over a year into being a human, she has successfully kept her feelings a secret. Or so she thinks. (mutual pining, fluff, multichapter)
A Bright New Dream - Gloria loves Barbie right away, from the moment they see each other outside of Mattel Headquarters. (5+1, fluff)
The Gaps of Sunlight - The human world is overwhelming. Barbie does her best to adapt but sometimes, things don't work out the way you intend. (angst, happy ending, multichapter)
I Always Knew I'd Find You - A snippet of what I imagine would be a tender moment just before the final scene of the movie. (oneshot)
Armored Fate - A look at Sasha's life once she meets Barbie. (oneshot)
light the fire, set the scene - collection of fills for the This Barbie Loves Winter prompt calendar. Ratings range from G to M with each chapter being labeled with the prompt and rating.
Rated E (explicit/adult content) under the cut
What I Want - It isn’t the awkwardness that concerns Gloria, but rather how much she wants to say yes. (guided masturbation, praise kink, multichapter)
Let Me Know Where You Feel It More - Gloria has to travel for a business meeting and Barbie misses her so very much. (phone sex, praise kink, multichapter)
Girls' Night - Barbie and Gloria have a girls' night but it doesn't go as planned.
Lazy Ghouls Kinktober submissions - chapters are chosen prompt (thigh riding, toys, exhibition, overstimulation, multichapter)
Two Bodies, One Vision - 5 times Gloria and Barbie are interrupted and 1 time they aren't. (5+1 things, various sex acts)
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every time someone with a barry or hal icon interacts with my acc, i gain a healing point just by seeing it in my notifs. i think this means i have to change my icon, but…. jayce :(((
maybe i’ll redraw that one barry burger panel bc idk how i never realized it’s exactly like my jayce one already
agh but jayce matches the clark icon on my art blog with the expressions + mid-chew
same images but at what cost
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Microsoft Word I fucking hate you and I hope you die
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Tumblr's new IM system is fucking horrible. Thanks for making it so I'm unable to close chat windows!
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🥳 Happy birthday to the annual baby cow that was just born down the street! 🥳
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cant pick an icon somebody kill me
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blogger: hello and welcome, my name is lamorna. fairy princess, infj, socialist, left-handed, lesbian, english, dog lover, aspiring actress, frequent crier, adult, cis female (she / her), & avid watcher of television.
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if there's anything that cracks me up about the unverified fma lore is that some birthdays are confirmed with a big question mark because of how inaccessible the sources are i.e artbooks released in 2004 only sold in japan
which. fine. that happens with media
but it's just endlessly funny to me is how riza's birthday is usually listed october 2 citing the artbook #3 as the source BUT roy's birthday is also sometimes listed as october 2 (although most sites list it as march 25, i don't remember if they also cite the artbook #3 tho)
why out of all character the ones with conflicting and possibly share birthday is royai??? bonded pair much??
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
riza also has another birthday date that a lot of people in the fandom use ?? it being september 1st
though i haven't found a single source even remotely official citing this date i've connected the dots though and i noticed tomoch1ngus, who is one of the biggest riza/royai fan artists, is army and their bias is jungkook, whose birthday is on september 1st
i have no proof but neither doubt that this is why people in the fandom went with sept 1 for riza's birthday
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i……. finished base shadowbringers
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so tempted to make a book blog but then again, i’ve got extremely strong opinions on books and the thought of being perceived is terrifying!
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CHARACTER TAROT CARDS
tagged by @quentinbecks @cameronburke @marivenah @johnnycranes and @indorilnerevarine to do this uquiz for my ocs so lets go i guess
tagging uuuuh no one bc im late af but if you want to do it you’ve been tagged by me!
THE EMPRESS
You are only independent insofar as you have others to care for. This makes you dependent in your independence. They want your knowledge, your skills, your talents, your affection. What can they give in return? “Teeth” is not an acceptable answer, nor is “keeping the shadows to the corners”, nor is “glory”, nor is “love”. There is no acceptable answer, no gift of a magnitude which can match the thing you know, which is that they are taking from you. They are stealing from you. You should stop them from doing that, darling. You only have so much to give. You are not infinite, and when they have taken their last they will remind you of that. My advice is this: give enough to keep them at bay, but be careful. Their teeth can turn on you too. There is no easier way to make an animal dangerous than by feeding it.
THE HIEROPHANT
The plan is perfect in every way. Everyone where they need to be, at exactly the right moment, with exactly the right smile. You have moved and manipulated the situation, but did you remember to put yourself in the correct position? You, after all, are still a player in the game - whoever thinks they control the pieces still has to make the next move eventually. Whoever is playing the game is playing against an opponent. Ensure that they have not played better than you.
THE HERMIT
It’s a skill, to look inside yourself, one you have mastered. The endless corridors and shifting thoughts are mapped to very carefully. This all takes time, of course. And those twisting hallways are so very difficult to map. It would be so easy to get lost. You know this space so well. Wouldn’t it be a lovely place to stay? So well-known and comforting. Why go back? How nice, how easy, to dissolve, to hide from the rest of the world and all the people in it. Why bother, when you are so good at looking inside yourself. Like enlightenment, the self. Retreating this far inwards is like retreating just as far out, into the vast ether. So comforting. The thing that was you looks at the thing that was the old woman. There is no you anymore. Goodbye.
THE MOON
You avoid corners and doorways - do you know why? Have you looked inwards recently? Do you understand what is happening there? Your mind is muddled and dusty, a mirror you haven’t been able to clean properly. Smudging the nervousness just leaves streaks on the glass, which makes your face harder to see, which makes you nervous. What are you nervous of, darling? What keeps you up at night? Why haven’t you confronted it? Do you know what it is? Can you answer my questions? Are they making you nervous? Am I frightening you?
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New header and icon. On my JJK & TWAU phase. It never left it just came full fore again.
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"Katsuki!" You called from the bedroom, lying on your stomach as you read a romance novel. You'd just seen a line you read a handful of times in other romance novels. It was a line that managed to make you smile like an idiot, with butterflies dancing in your stomach.
"What?" He yelled from the living room, where he repaired one of his gauntlets.
"C'mere for a sec," you got up with the book, and Katsuki walked into the room shirtless with a little grease on his chest and arms. Even better for your request.
"What the fuck? You just called me in, and now yer pushin' me away?" He knitted his eyebrows when you pushed him out of the room.
"Katsuki, can you do this?" You handed him the book, and he took it, looking down at the page in confusion.
"A lot is goin' on here, sweets. I'm a hero, not an actor." He said, cherry eyes scanning the page.
"Oh, come on! I'm sure you can do this one." You pointed at the line, and he brought it closer to his face, reading it out loud, his eyebrows raising amusedly.
"I looked up from my work when I heard the door open to see William. He stood in the doorway, one of his hands on the header above him. "Hey," he greeted-" Katsuki stopped to look at you, "I don't see what you want me to do? Stand in the door and say hi?"
"No, no. You're supposed to do what William did," you explained, demonstrating what you meant by showing him, even though your hand wouldn't reach for the header, "Get it?"
"Hah? What's so special about it in the first place?" He asked, flipping the book shut and giving it back to you.
"It's just sexy, okay?" You huffed, "I've read similar lines in many other books, and I just wanna know what it would be like when you do it."
"Fine," he grumbles, "Stand inside."
You happily skipped inside while he stood outside. He took a step closer and stood in the doorway. He brought his hand up and held the doorframe, thick bicep flexing in the process, revealing a few blond hair in his pit. He leaned closer to you, snaking a calloused hand to your back, roughly pulling you closer.
"This what ya wanted, hm?" He whispered into your ear, sending tingles down your spine. He smirked at your flustered state and snuck a peck to your lips.
He chuckled at your stupor and turned around to leave. He glanced back, a triumphant smirk on his lips, "Let me know if there's somethin' else that William dude does. I can do it better than him anyway~"
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