#it was weird

[pirateprincessjess]

One time I walked into a bar and the bartender looked at me and said “Hey! I am ready for more train facts!”

I had never seen this person in my life, but apparently another woman, who also happened to be a transwoman, and who looked a lot like me sat at the bar and told her a bunch of facts about trains.

I really want to meet the train fact lady

#for the record #I do know train facts #and I had to stop and think about if I had info dumped about trains to a bartender #and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t me #especially since the bar tender was also pretty sure that it wasn’t me after she talked to me for like 2 seconds #but man I absolutely would have done that #it was weird

[blaithnne]

We don’t talk enough about how troll and witch magic shouldn’t mix, and Frida is a witch and Hilda is part troll. Makes me feel things man

#I made this for thwt competiton on Instagram but #then the post got taken down so I didn’t post it cause I thought it was cancelled but it wasn’t #and then it just abruptly ended lmao #it was weird #so I never got to enter it #but here it is I stilll like it #anyways. a witch who’s familiar is part troll #I hc that Hilda kept just a liiiittle bit of troll magic from her transformation #hilda #hilda the series #netflix hilda #art #hilda netflix #my art #fanart #digital art #doodle #drawing #Hilda (Hilda) #Hilda frida #frida hilda #frilda #kinda #Hilda spoilers #Hilda season 2 spoilers #Hilda and the mountain king spoilers

[child-of-the-nights]

Could u please do some domestic Aro Volturi headcanons?🥰 thx

Absolutely! ^^

A/N: The mate is human in this one but let me know if you'd like a vampire mate version.

TW: None

Domestic Aro Volturi Headcanons

~Reader is gender neutral~

Since vampires don't require food, cooking isn't something Aro does. Now, I do believe that The Volturi has some human staff outside the secretaries. In fact, I think that there are some cooks in the palazzo and they serve food for the secretaries (kind of in a 'free lunch' way).

But if Aro's mate insisted on wanting to cook, who was he to deny it? If he had the time, he would even linger around to see what they are making. Aro has seen thousands of minds and has useful information tucked away in his own. That includes some tips and tricks on cooking.

I fully believe he would help them out with something if they asked him to. He would ask for a favor in return of course, but that's a story for another day.

His mate struck gold with this ancient vampire when it comes to domestic stuff. Why? Because Aro is curious about MANY things.

So when it comes to his mate doing something to keep themselves busy while Aro is working, he would be delighted to hear them ramble about it. Crocheting? Oh yes, he had seen some people do that. Redecorating their room? Aro would love to help them with ideas if they cannot decide on something. Whatever it is, he is ready to share his opinion.

Whenever he is free, he likes to take his mate to his private library. Now, I'm not saying Aro is a hoarder, but he kind of is. As a result, his mate should expect to find a wide variety of books on various domestic themes. After all, who wouldn't want to learn about the ancient art of tea-making?

He also loves fashion and had tried out most trends. What I'm saying is that Aro would love to share his clothes with his mate if given the chance. Heck, he would even dress them up himself if they let him.

What Aro would most appreciate is if his mate could provide him with new information. He just wants to know everything, regardless of what it is about. I mean, with his mind reading ability, it's not that difficult for him to find it out, but he just loves hearing them say it.

When it comes to sleeping, he usually stays by their side until they are asleep. If he doesn't have too much work, that is. If he has time, he would read to them or cuddle with them. He finds dreams to be incredibly fascinating and would enjoy watching them like "movies".

Aro would never expect his mate to clean their room because they have staff for that as well, but if they insisted, he would gladly let them. His eyesight is far superior to that of a human, so they can expect some snarky remarks about how they missed a spot. But it's only a joke. Aro actually enjoys listening to his partner singing their favorite song while tidying the room up. He would never make them feel bad about themselves.

Gardening, on the other hand, is bittersweet for Aro. His sister used to garden a lot, and it reminds him of those times. Nevertheless, he offers advice to his partner when they ask for it. While they are working, Aro might even share some interesting tales about his sister. He gently reminds them to respect his sister's work, or more precisely, what's left of it. For everyone's sake.

Overall, I think he's a great mate to have when it comes to domestic things.

#aro volturi x reader #aro volturi headcanon #aro x reader #aro volturi #the volturi #volturi x reader #the volturi headcanons #the volturi x reader #the volturi kings #the volturi kings x reader #twilight x reader #twilight headcanon #twilight #i have literally just realised after like months that for some reason a previous version of this was pasted right before the one i rewrote #idk what went wrong but i fixed it now so the same headcanons wont appear twice #anyways #it was weird

[dreamonminecraft]

I had a dream that dream did a joke stream (a la detective dream) "debunking" his friendship with George based on some stupid tiktoks claiming they weren't actually friends. It was mostly joking bs until the end when he went off on people for speculating about his personal life and relationships they don't know anything about.

And then the camera turned on and dnf kissed. And George sat on the bed behind Dream as he went on this sappy ass rant about how George is his best friend but he's also his life partner and what that means to them doesn't matter because it's nobody's business.

#so yeah #i woke up unsure if it happened or not #it was a dreamwastaken stream i could see the twitch page #it was weird #i dream of dnf

[little-pup-pip]

agere blog reccommendations? xx

Hmm, that's a tough question, because I want to say almost every agere blog!! It's very rare I see actual agere accounts doing something I don't like. But, this is a great opportunity to talk about some of my personal favorites!

@/dino-boyo-agere is super nice, makes really fun posts and loves dinosaurs like I do!!

@/snailsagere makes really cool and inclusive boards! They were one of the people whose content gave me the idea to make moodboards on this account!!

@/tinyowlet makes the best dni banners ever! And creates really awesome moodboards (plus he's super cool)!!

@/plusie and I have never interacted, but they have a ton of cute plushie boards!!

@/tinikip is another favorite of mine! He's not online very often, but I'm always happy to see new posts when he's active!!

@/hyperfixated-maybe isn't necessarily an agere account, but he's so so cool! Seriously one of the best people I've met here! And, he has the best recommendations for things to check out!!

@/litlpawz is so so nice!! And he makes super cute stuff!! Seriously he has so much variety and answers requests a lot faster than I do!!

Finally, @/cgstuff reblogs a lot of stuff that's fun!! I like to look through her blog and see posts that didn't show up on my dash!!

I would do honorable mentions but truly it's just most people I didn't mention by name! There's so so many agere accounts that do cool things and I'd love to know and name them all!!

#Also #i was scrolling through the agere tags to see if there's anyone i missed (there probably is) #and i couldn't stop seeing my own posts #it was weird #anyway i hope this helps #this list is literally just people who's accounts i check out as often as i can #i wish i could follow them #sfw interaction only #agere #Pip's barks #for those of you wondering about the accounts I don't like #I'm unlikely to ever name them #because the issues i have with them aren't big problems #or at least not big enough that it needs to be a public issue #plus a lot of people love one of the two accounts that I'm not a fan of #anyway #the rest of you are great and if i could list all of you guys I would

[landonorizzz]

imagine this: i talk about f1 SO MUCH, that my roommate had a dream about max fucking verstappen

#not about fucking max #just... about max #don't ask me why idk #it was weird #like #SO WEIRD #but! #i feel like she's close to becoming a fan #so there's that #anyway... talk about f1 #all day every day #f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #red bull f1 #ferrari

[jewish-culture-is]

Jewish culture is thinking that Catholic kids are learning Latin and leading a mass for their first communion.

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#jewish culture is #judaism #jewish #jumblr #catholicism #communion #oh my G-d..... #op 😭 #as part of confirmation we actually went to mass #it was weird

[passingbypainfullyaware]

Matt Mercer saying slam down big style has made my fucking week.

#dimension 20 #d20 #brennan lee mulligan #the ravening war #anjali bhimani #aabria iyengar #Zac oyama #lou wilson #matt mercer #in that sultry ceresian voice #it was hilarious #it was weird

[sparkles-oflight]

I need to post this part of the Ngvot clip specifically for very selfish reasons

I wasn't looking at him directly, but more at the phone when he looked out way, instead of staying he just, looked at the crowd, and then smiled at the front crowd.

This was the closest thing I got on camera to what I was describing about his stares, but I don't give a fuck because it's literally something out of this world.

I'm pretty sure Vse Kar Vem was where I started noticing them because it's probably one of my least favorite JO songs (sorry everyone) so I was paying more attention to him then actually singing, but when his eyes looked our way, I literally forgot about everything. Maybe he was looking at the people in front of me, who knows 🤷🏽‍♀️

#man #it was weird #but his blues eyes are stuck on my mind #I DON'T EVEN LIKE BLUE EYES #joker out #joker out kris #kris gustin #kris guštin #he's not my wife actually #he's an angel with cleavage

[enasallavellan]

The funniest thing is that I once had someone ask me if Enasal was autism-coded.

I thought it was odd, as I had based most of her behaviors off of my own, so I always said, 'No, but she probably ADHD."

Because I have ADHD.

But guess what people?

Got diagnosed with autism

not

too

long

ago.

So to whoever asked years ago if Enasal was autism-coded?

#dragon age #enasal lavellan #adhd #autism #i love her #and I'm glad I ended up getting diagnosed but jesus christ someone saw a character i based of myself and said 'autism' and dammit #they were right #as was one one of the teachers i used to work with #half of my friendgroup turned out to think i had already been diagnosed #it was weird #so yeah sorry En you're autistic too #i wish i had the skills to draw her yelling 'what the fuck!' over it #krem knew

[misssmeat]

I recently ran into an old flame on a business trip. The whole thing was unexpected and obnoxious because it felt like he was infringing on MY space even though I acknowledge we were at a very public, very large event for our shared industry.

I still screamed in the shower when I saw his DM that he was at the event.

The last time I saw him, his car pulling away from my apartment. Leaving me in a heap on the floor in the middle of the night. No more than 4 minutes after he orgasmed. An orgasm that ended up causing bruising across my throat and a blister in my mouth.

And he just… left.

I enjoy being used, I consented to his roughness. I loved every moment.

I didn’t consent to being left without care. To being used and discarded.

I called him that night and tried to explain I wasn’t okay. He said he was sorry.

He didn’t turn his car around.

So, when he walked up to me at our shared work event and said, “I consider you a friend. I hope you consider me one…?” - I wrecked him.

Viciously. Roasted him for over 15 minutes. Made him late to a meeting because I wouldn’t let him walk away from me.

My being submissive doesn’t give you the right to abuse me.

My being submissive doesn’t mean I won’t rip your balls off in a public setting when you show your face near me again.

I’m a submissive, and I’m powerful.

We won’t be talking again.

Fuck. Off.

#hi subs!!! remember how powerful you truly are!!!! #and yet he still came and found me every day after #because I guess I’m addictive #which I know #but fuuuuuuck off #it was weird #this was a bad convo #then it felt like we started to get in a better place #and then it went to shit again lol #thoughts

[morkofday]

merry christmas everyone!! ❤️

huge thanks to those who tagged me into that deco my tree -thing. it means a lot to me that you thought about me while making that and wished to send me nice messages. I've enjoyed sending the messages to you instead! love you ❤️

@stormyoceans @dimpledpran @jemmo @celestial-sapphicss @i-got-the-feels @icouldhyperfixatehim @abstractelysium @hyperbolicgrinch

and well wishes to some others too:

@daymork @forcebook @leonpob @raypakorn @smileytharn @taeminie @nongnaos @dengswei @difanghua @jimmysea 🎄

#this is just very few of you!! #there are many more i know #also if any of you still had the tree #send it my way!! #and I'll drop you a message here or something #also sorry i didn't make my own #for some reason my brain didn't want me to get nice things idk #it was weird #and now am late ig

[maniki-kiki]

That time someone asked for a drawing request on Instagram. It was supossed to be a conga line

#Repost #Instagram #drawing requests #drawing #conga line #kirby #cutout #edit #waddle dee #dancing #kirby magolor #magolor #cute #It was weird #also funny

[leontheluxuriousone]

((ooc: bro I had the weirdest fucking dream-))

((I was in a plane, trying to go to nadan? (Which isn’t even a place, I think???) and I was w/ some strangers and my grandma for some reason? But like, one of the lil girls (I think her name was rosemarie?) had this like, power. When other ppl looked @ her, they would stop. And copy her. Idk, this shit was fucking weeiiirdddd- ))

((and then the dream ended w/ my face being itchy?? Like, huh?!))

#it was weird #i think we uns pawned out of our place too #And @ one point #the plane was on an escalator?? W/ cars #too

[soopkreem]

I had a dream a few days ago. And part of it was about Wilbur saying "stroberi" at me while pointing at a strange looking fruit that barely look like a half-cut strawberry

#soopkreem art #it was weird #oc: wilkan #the fruit has a #smooth looking skin

[ungarmax]

baby's first earthquake! yayyyy

#it was weird #shut up zack