#it would be wonderful chaos

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A new challenger approaches (slowly)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen chao #jin zixuan #jiang cheng #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Wen Chao's turtlephobia starts now. I wonder if that's ever going to come back into play? #Slight re-ordering of events for the funny punchlines but we're close to getting back on track. #The mianmian stuff happening right after we also have a Torment Tortoise looking for blood makes this scene so chaotic. #A good kind of chaos as it is supposed to be overwhelming and anxiety inducing! #I have been sitting on the idea of the Beast being just a normal turtle with a knife for ages. Years in fact. #It's stupid as hell but that's sometimes what art is. Indulging the past you who would have loved to see the dumb thing be drawn. #Making it canon now that A-Qing's turtle (the one pd-Lan Sizhui found) is a descendant of this turtle. #Maybe she was so defensive because she has eggs she was watching over! How insensitive of these cultivators! #You can insert your own choice of boss music here - I did not grow up playing video games so I have nothing off the top of my head. #I am making a BOTW reference here so you could substitute one of those themes but I find them more melancholic than menacing.

[wandixx]

Dani gives people heart attacks and brings down a lot of trafficking rings, making friends along the way. Everything by accident, really

Dani traveled around world, hadn't she? While doing it, she had to meet a lot of interesting people.

Like heroes or villains.

In civies or not or both who knows.

But to actually learn things about someplace you have to spend more than one night there. Like, idk? Month? Probably more but I doubt she would be able to sit in one place for any longer. In many places she is shorter.

Month is long enough to create some connections though.

Enough to get someone to realize when you disappear...

Yeah, Dani on her way of gremlin and self discovery ghosted bunch of people without second thought. They'll probably forget her in few months anyway. And she was everywhere in USA. She didn't left American soil only because she didn't want to be too far from Danny in case of emergency. Before anyone tells me he was in space so he could fly to her wherever on Earth she would be, Earth's atmosphere ends about 100 km above sea level and officially this is border of space. Telecommunication satellites are between 8000 to 12000 km up. It's about how wide Atlantic Ocean is.

Plus y'know, time. If she needs help, she probably can't quite wait until he flies all the way to Hong Kong, Wladywostok, Rio de Janeiro or wherever she is.

So America it is. For now at least. When they're 100% sure she is stable she'll fly elsewhere.

Anyway people who she ghosted are used to batshit crazy stuff but "this tween is alone on her road to self discovery and just left for new city" isn't first thing anyone thought about. Maybe outside of Martians. They know. Everyone else? No idea what happened to this tiny, chaotic, snarky, probably meta child.

First thought though?

She got kidnapped.

So now 3/4 of Justice League, some individual heroes and bunch of less intense rogues are scrambling around their cities tracking every trafficking ring they found glimpses of, trying to find Dani.

Flashes work with Captain Cold on this and seem to slowly descend into madness. At the same time, Dani eats ice cream with nice museum lady from Washington who introduced herself as Diana. Then she helps at animal shelter with kind stuck up boy called Damian. Oh, Danny likes aliens, let's visit Martian Manhunter. Maybe she'll manage to get autograph for her template. Wait Space Cops? Kinda sucks but Danny would probably like their signatures too. Let's go. Oh, Superboys are fun mess with and older one is like her! This Nightwing guy puns like Danny but she always feels like he looks at her weirdly. Billy should eat more, magic or not, fighting is tiring. Good thing she has Sam's money to buy him burgers.

She has time of her life while people she met are slowly dying.

She probably doesn't even hide that she is traveling but for whatever reason they don't think she actually left.

They don't bring it up on any meeting because no matter how concerned they are, it's not really whole league type of business. And Martians just discreetly enjoy chaos.

There is a lot of ways it can get resolved (or not) but I kinda thought about Jon introducing his old buddy Damian to his new buddy Dani because he thinks they would get along and they just stare at each other for long moment before:

"Dani..."

"Dami!"

"WHY DID YOU LEFT WITHOUT A WORD! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED OR DEAD!"

Some screaming and revelation that Killer Croc was looking for her too, Dani hits moment of realisation.

"Wait, is this what people think when you just up and go?"

"Honestly? Yeah"

"Oh, Ancients I did this to so many people. So many..."

Idk, just Dani traveling and leaving people behind.

Do with it what you will

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dcxdp #nobody really questions why Martians brought popcorn to Watchtower meeting because their stretch to thin between attending said meeting #and wondering where this tiny gremlin disappeared #it would be kinda histeric to me if she visited some cities few times but met other people #like first time in Gotham she bothers Jason and pets hienas #then few months later she has brawl with killer croc and becomes Duke's kibda sidekick for a week #then she smacks Joker and volunteers at animal shelter with Damian #and somehow they don't connect it #or they do and think she repeatedly gets kidnapped and escapes but doesn't leave the city because something #only hope flashes have left at this point is that she didn't show up in morgue #they actually consider running back in time to save her #also #some heroes and villains heard some thing and they *preparing weapons* #just want to talk with Vlad #just talk they promise #idk just enjoy and spread the chaos #have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Jesper: do you guys ever wanna kiss Kaz just to see if he can do something other then resting bitch face and scheming face

Matthias: no

Nina: yes

*Nina and Matthias stare at each other*

Nina: I love you but I want to know

Matthias: *stares unbelieving for a moment, then shrugs and nods* fair enough

#this happened #you cant tell me that every crow wonders what it would be like to kiss kaz #matthias doesnt want to kiss him exactly but would love to know his reaction if someone other then inej did it #wylan would probably get up and go do it instead of answering #just because he loves the chaos #jes wouldn't even be mad #starts laughing at kaz being completely flabbergasted #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan hendriks #nina zenik #matthias helvar #the crows #six of crows duology #rarzo

[synthshenanigans]

The Soul Eclectic has finally hit one mil on Spotify!!!!!

#if it was the amount of plays in total it would be way higher lol #i wonder whos fault that'll be/j #Also! the bidding is very close to 3mil!!!! #which is insane #as for any other number updates uhhhh #on youtube The Bidding is a bit close to 2mil. RoE is close to 1mil [tho they've been like that for awhile] #CJ is about to hit 32k & his channel is almost at 11mil views. which is crazy cos that's like bigger than some countries #like dude basically all of Switzerland would've have seen his channel #well not like literally but he has more views than Switzerlands population. or like any country under 10mil #idk i just looked up country populations aight #crazy either way tho #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #i feel bad for Heart cos like. TSE & TME are both past 1.5 million #THA is only at 600k :{ #cant believe some of y'all are heartphobic smh/j

[amelia-yap]

Is there any fanfic or comic of your Derg AU?

@powertaco wrote one! in which weiss has a grand ol' time stealing ruby's hoodies and yang suffers:

it's very silly and i love it

#fyi i have a tab open for this fic in the mess that is my 70+ other tabs #people are always so shocked to see so many tabs open and wonder how i navigate through them #like do you not do that #it's organized chaos my good sir #browser tab weirdness aside there is no plot to this AU (yet?) lol anything goes #started as a bunch of doodles and then it just happened lmao #ruby is still an unknown creature #is she human? a werewolf? who knows! #the other day i was thinking how cool it would be if ruby was some kind of shapeshifter #but yes go read the ficcc if you haven't #read it again anyways if you've already seen it hjhkjhkh #hi tacooo #bless you

[qlala]

so i think the best way to do a coldflash au of the greatest musical of our time, mamma mia, would be—yes i’m aware it’s 3 a.m., why do you ask—

anyway, the best way to do it would be like, a morbid dark comedy take on it where barry’s not trying to find his father, he’s trying to find the person who framed his father. for his mother’s murder. so he’s like ‘okay i’ve reviewed all the case notes, and i’ve narrowed it down to these three men. also, unrelated, iris and eddie, you don’t mind if i invite three people to your wedding last-minute, right?’

and the three men can be like, harrison wells, eobard thawne, and of course, leonard snart

and barry has sophie’s protagonist attitude of “i’ll just know which one it is when i see him,” except obviously, he doesn’t. harrison wells is an asshole, eobard thawne is a creepy asshole, and leonard snart is… flirting with him?

(i have zero notes on the “does your mother know that you’re out” scene from the mamma mia! movie. just do that again, but angrier, because barry isn’t sure if len is taunting him over his mother’s death or just poking fun at their age gap. but it should be exactly as horny)

len would be the first to catch on to what’s going on, because he knows doc allen from iron heights and puts it together, and he would be impressed at what a ballsy idea it was if he wasn’t too busy being mad at barry for what a stupid fucking idea it was instead, inviting the man who killed his mother to a wedding he’s in, to what? give him a shot at slitting barry’s throat in his sleep next?

if that happens, iris will probably cancel this wedding that len fully intends on crashing, so naturally his only option is to follow around iris’s very stupid, very cute best man for the next three days, just to keep him from getting murdered by whichever of the other two men did kill his mother. and, since that includes the previously-mentioned threat of barry getting killed in his sleep, well… he’ll just have to talk his way into barry’s bed so he can keep an eye on him overnight, too

#iris and eddie decide to elope at the end right before they get to the altar and joe is like ‘what the hell am i supposed to do now’ #and len who figured out who killed barry’s mother like six hours ago but knew iris would kill him if he caused a scene before her wedding— #is like ‘well since you’re standing in the aisle… you could arrest eobard thawne for murdering nora allen’ #and joe has a moment of wondering why leonard snart is at his daughter’s wedding and also why he’s wearing one of barry’s ties #before the words sink in and the entire church explodes into chaos #eobard makes a go at killing leonard instead and joe’s the one who stops him #and joe says if he had a second set of handcuffs then he’d be arresting len too #and len is like oh barry has a pair don’t worry. i’ve been very reliably informed #and joe considers letting eobard kill him after all

[shubbzebubs]

Doodled my fuckass bobcut faves (who got arson crimes)

#my chaos meowmeows (even tho Farnese is no longer chaotic 😔) #I love giving Jack a behelit. Bro WOULD already be an apostle me thinks. The way he's taller than Zodd tho omfg #Wonder how much he's leaning down to level with Farnese #Big Jack Horner #Farnese De Vandimion #Berserk #Puss in Boots #doodle #sketch #art tag #bloop doops #fuck ass bob

[mistycmice]

A sudden thought that came to me

#crk #cookie run kingdom #white pearl cookie #crimson coral cookie #crk spoilers #ok hear me out #white pearl didn't want lord oyster to drown so that's why she begged crimson to stop but also #he went overboard before and she legit saved him from drowning/soggyness #just do That here in the first place. bam abalone stops being a problem early and lord oyster doesn't die #'but what about oyster's family on the ship-' man fuck his family they already died later anyway #i bet if this happened white pearl coulda given him the pearl without the threat of abalone manipulating him into selling it away #or cutting off house oyster from their business partners bcuz you KNOW it was him that did that #white pearl would still have to contend with her lack of powers but now she can without the lack of Chaos and Trauma that turned her to bp #idk this just popped into my head in the shower #i do wonder what this would mean for sea fairy but i didnt think that far

[why-the-heck-not]

woke up at 4am to be productive but u know what the thing about calm quiet mornings is? It’s too calm. how am I supposed to get anything done if I’m not 5 seconds away from a stress induced heart attack???

#been on-off waking up at 4am for like a year now so it’s nothing new but still #now it’s 6am and all i’ve done is skincare & drank coffee in bed #(weekend favorite; nothing’s cozier than making coffee & going back to bed to drink it even tho all sleep specialists would probs yell at me #for that like do not!! BED IS FOR SLEEPING ONLY no wonder u never sleep well u idiot !!!!!!) #but anyways can u see im rambling bc im pricrastinating? that’s bc there’s none of that imminent chaos bc it’s too early #and i need that threat of ’’ohmygod ohmygod what the fuck im fucked’’ to do anything #september 2023 #2023

[skyloftian-nutcase]

The LU Chain goes on a Dungeon Crawl...

Can you guys imagine the amount of chaos that would ensue?

Picture the scene: the boys go through a portal and immediately, Time gets zapped away by a wall master, leaving everyone else. They head outside because, duh, the wall master would have just thrown Time out, right?

Nope. No Time. But there are a couple white wolfos that Twilight has to eliminate.

They go back inside and there’s a bunch of debating, and eventually Legend has to take charge because he is the Veteran of dungeons. They head into a small room and the door locks behind them, and then they find two stalfos randomly guarding a chest, and no matter how hard they try these stupid stalfos keep blocking them and UGH--

Legend, hitting the stalfos’ shield for the hundredth time: WILL--YOU--STOP--BLOCKING--

Warriors, catching WInd as he almost gets shield bashed into a wall: We need a new strategy!

Wild: *pulls out bomb arrows*

Twilight: CHAMPION WAIT

Wild proceeds to bomb the ever loving crap out of the stalfos, which sends everyone flying into the walls. They all just kind of lie there on the ground afterward, coughing and blinking and taking in what just happened with soot all over their faces like Looney Tunes characters after an acme bomb goes off.

Then a jingle plays and the door unlocks.

#can you guess which dungeon they're in? #I am totally going to write this at some point #Sky would absolutely kick those stalfos butts but he's out of commission for reasons unknown #but anyway the absolute CHAOS of everyone trying to figure out each other's dungeons would be wonderful #and great bonding between the boys #linkeduniverse #linked universe #lu legend #lu twilight #lu wild #lu warriors #lu wind #all the monsters would be enhanced by Shadow naturally #otherwise it would be way too easy #writing

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Whooooo could have predicted this?

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#Poorly drawn MDZS #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #fairy #I love that they go up a mountain to check out fake ghost rumours. It's everything I want out of a date (Nature hike & something haunted) #I just know these two are big hike fans (wwx prob 'gets tired' and 'needs to be carried' at the end) #(he doesn't need it he just wants to be held) #Its not super apparent but wwx is using 'gonna be haunted in there' as an excuse to not encounter the dog #thats on me for rushing this one though #the end result makes lwj look like one of those dad's that's like 'come on kids lets go check out these dark caves! Nothing creepy here!' #Which is a vibe he deserves to have. Maybe with a more blunt tone. #I don't know who would be a worse chaperone tbh. I think together they would be good but separate? Chaos. #Speaking of chaperoning...Jin Lin sure did wander off. Wonder where he went? #JC needs to invest in a stronger child leash 'cause his nephew keeps chewing through it and running off

[coolauntlilith]

ATFC s1e8 Jerry has me fucking sick to my stomach about Simon's, "Wha- No, no! Why would I??"

I kinda am wondering if his lack of reaching Chaos Betty is maybe bc she now doesn't want him to reach her. If she's still kinda Betty, anyway.

Edit: I just finished my second rewatch and I do wonder where Golbetty is portalling him. 👀

#i mean. if i became half chaos deity & i could see the beginning & end of all & then realized the love of my life never really saw me...... #i might block and fuck up his attempts to reach me too #did he ever give a damn about her career?? like in their 'normal' human lives?? #she became useful for his work. would they have even bonded over her work??? did they at all in the original AT? bc i dont think so. :( #also he tried to not listen to her until she just said her thoughts on the vase or ran over the snake rocks. like she wasn't potentially #intelligent to him until she proved she was actually intelligent to him. like he just assumed he new better until she just did what she had #to do to prove herself. it was actually annoying to me the whole time. :( #i was glad that he wanted her to take credit for the expedition with him... but he also didnt fight for her there??? #im kinda mad at Betty at that moment too. Betty. darling. you did work too lol #ugh. i hate that Simon is just “why would i go with her??” simon is a dumbass. hes all girldad but im wondering if he was a onesided bf :( #adventure time: fionna & cake #adventure time: fionna and cake #atfc #atfc s1e8 #simon petrikov #betty grof #chaos betty #golbetty #aunt posting

[otterlyotterott]

A cat sits alone in the cemetery

Inspired by @circuscountdowns's bishop death comic.

cw: grief, slow mental deterioration by way of immortality

Mortal minds were not meant to live forever. Not alone. 

It’s the middle of the night and they kneel before the grave. In one of their hands they grip a shovel that had been gifted to them a long time ago. At the base of the handle is an engraving that matches the stone crown on the gravestone.

There is a pendant on their chest, and it gleams gold in the moonlight.

They close their eyes, and breathe. Out slow, in slow.  

Camellias smell like sugar and dirt, like three thousand years of longing. The flowers on this grave are always fresh. always redder than blood, even in the winter, when every other plant on cult grounds wilts and turns bare and hibernates. The camellias on his grave are always there, always beautiful. One might call them blessed.

They are not afraid of dying—they are devoted to Death. They simply cannot die yet. Their Gods and leaders need them. The rest of the flock needs their wisdom. Someone who can speak to them as an equal, but who knows more and has seen more than the rest. 

Mortal minds were not meant to live forever, but they’re still doing pretty well. They lose days or weeks sometimes, but it’s not a problem yet. They suspect it’ll take another five thousand or so before their mind becomes a problem, assuming something else doesn’t kill them first.

So, they cannot leave. Not of their own accord. They have no need to.

They want to stay, to be content with the impossible life they live, but something is missing. They’ve been missing the sandpaper edges of his voice for the last few centuries. They’ve been yearning for the feel of his fur on their own—green and yellow, a sunbeam shining over a bed of moss.

He left them. They agreed to it. He was tired. They understood, or thought they did. They were with him for the rest of his life, and they loved him, and he died, in the end, like a mortal, but his heart was full, and when he was gone for good, they realized that their heart had gone with him. Stolen in a final prank.

At first they figured the pain would lie in the loss itself, but true moments of pain were every time they would forget that he was gone. It was every time they would look beside them, to whisper to him something that he would yell aloud to embarrass them both, only to find no one was there. It was every odd hole in the ground that they would feel the urge to crouch down beside, to talk to him, coax him out, before someone would ask what they were doing and they would remember that he wasn't there. It was every time they remembered that holes in the ground were for plants, and not Gods.

He would be severely annoyed to see them do anything but smile, but it was getting hard to smile without him.

And, and he would want this, wouldn’t he? Even if getting woken back up annoyed him at first.

His After was probably boring without them.

He'd think it was funny.

He’d grin impossibly wide and say, “ABOUT TIME YOU DID SOMETHING SELFISH.”

They stare at the old stone. The crown of the God of Chaos stares back. It's only another life. He won't even have to put on a necklace this time around.

Mortal minds were not meant to live forever. Not alone.

So, they stand and lurch forward. They take the shovel into both their hands, and they drive it like a spear into the dirt, into Leshy's grave. 

They don’t know how the ritual works, but they know they’ll need his bones for it. They'll figure the rest out later.

#cotl #cotl leshy #cotl yellow cat #leshy x yellow cat #i just kept wondering like #what if one of the spouses asked for their love's golden skull necklace #and then hung out for a couple thousand years just so the bishops would have someone other than lamb and nari to mourn them #yellow cat here won't succeed though #they'll either not be able to do the ritual or narinder's going to appear out of nowhere and talk them down from interrupting leshy's rest #ottscreeching #i've been in a cotl rabbit hole for the last two weeks my god #to be continued maybe #rlly into the idea of being a god-spouse but not being the main character like The Lamb is so you're kind on the outskirts of the wild ride #watching a bunch of crazy shit go down but your job and your skills are only in like #growing pumpkins #but the love of your life is a big green chaos worm #hello cotl fandom #i wrote this at like 1:30 in the morning

[transgender-battlekukku]

I've wanted to draw Has Bean and Sonic together for a long time now, and @son1c 's New Yoke Sonic (aka. Bullet) have me an idea 👀

(someone please tell them that organics do not, in fact, drink oil)

#sth #sonic prime #dr robotnik's mean bean machine #sonic the hedgehog #has bean #traditional art #traditional drawing #i think the trait that has bean would lose in new yoke would be his bravery #so hes an absolutely cowardly slave to the council of chaos #i wonder what would their name be in new yoke #have bean? #had bean? #to bean? #or not to bean? 🤨

[eureka-its-zico]

Sometimes I think of Doc and Chopper meeting and both of those babies having just a 50 Berry bounty, and it makes me ✨soft✨

#just ma thoughts making me soft #I’m currently watching/listening to the anime and just ugh #I love chopper so much #my reindeer son who just wants to be the best doctor 😩😩 #or like last night watching episode 384 again (this whole arc his HILARIOUS TO ME) and wondering what doc would be doing #thanks for coming to my ted talk #chaos in their bones thoughts #opla

[perereiii]

never let these two meet (unless you’re playing with their png’s like barbie’s)

#I’m trying to make rosie and alastor (slightly) (KEYWORD SLIGHTLY) more edwardian looking #drew bill first #then alastor #brought back bills layer and lo and behold he was chilling next to alastor in a very comedic manner #both of them are dealmakers so I wonder how an alliance would work out #but I’d like to think they become partners in crime so to speak #and create absolute chaos in hell #hmmmmm #< plotting #I’ve been really busy this week but I have been drawing some #I should post them as well hold on #(and then I’ll go back to work stuffs ugh) #raven scribbles #hazbin hotel #gravity falls #these tags are so far down they don’t really matter but I’ll still add them #I had to rant first <3 #circling back. at a later point I’d like to give them better edwardian outfits #neither colour scheme is anywhere near what was worn. alastor’s coat makes no fucking sense neither does rosie’s bodice #a lot of this is bullshitted to fit the designs LOL but I’d like to do something that strays a bit from that to make it look better #historically speaking #okay NOW I’ll stop talking and post the other things #and work #yeah