Elrohir: i have so many questions for them, like what was it like all of a sudden existing?
Legolas:
Legolas: ok, so, i get where you’re coming from.
Legolas: but it’s a bad idea if you’re not used to them.
Elrohir: what why?
Legolas: hmmm, how do i put this without pissing them off...
Legolas: haaa, fuck it. Yeah, any elf that awoke at the lake, awoke not born, is a psychopath. Or a sociopath. You know what i mean.
Elrohir: uhhhhh.
Legolas: yeah, turns out that having full grown elves just spawn with no knowledge of anything at all and expecting them to be even partially functional is a bad idea.
Elrohir: but wouldn’t they have a basic understanding of things-
Legolas: *grasps elrohir by his shoulders* Elrohir, they would sacrifice you to satan for a stale corn chip.
Me seeing Poland being portrayed as slut, saint, dumb, intelligent, manly, feminine, small, tall, in lietpol, in pruspol, in anythingpol, alone, in pink, in black, funny, not funny, happy, crying, poisoned, kissed, drunk, not drunk, literally anything: Yes, nice, good for him.
Me seeing Poland being portrayed as a patriot: Ew, gross
If you like Lucifer’s angel form, if you didn’t like the mask event, you think the “Luke’s a chihuahua” joke is funny, if you like Asmo’s casual outfit, if you hate Beel, haven’t opened the app in a week, don’t find Simeon attractive, or you’d eat Solomon’s cooking.
me: “fic stats do not indicate success. it’s not always an indicator of good or bad writing.”
also me: *posts smth i’ve worked hard on, hardly gets noticed* “what is wrong with my weird writingz why don’t u like my humble offeringz after many hard work?”
also me: *posts smth i don’t like that i hardly put effort into bc sometimes it just be like that* “why the fuck is this gaining traction? what did i do?”