#it’s 1 in the fucking morning

[baffledartistry]

fuck you number three on conventional weapons for making me sob my eyes out

#it’s 1 in the fucking morning #mcr #my chemical fucking romance #my chemical romance #my chemical gerard #mychem #gerard way #number three #conventional weapons #the light behind your eyes #the world is ugly

[little-shiny-sharpies]

I have to get the low hanging fruit out of the way I’m sorry I’m purging it now

#it’s 1 in the fucking morning #always with the drawing rather than sleeping #drew this while in bed on my arm now it’s falling asleep #using a reading light to see and my phone for refs #shiny scribbles #Gerithus tag tbd #let me know if anyone wants a specific tag for the weed jokes I swear there won’t be many but notheless

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw ❤︎ Thinkin’ about sleepy sex with Satan ^_^

I’m talkin’ passionate and quiet sex, Satan reduced to just a tired, needy demon. Seeking comfort in his favorite human after a long day <3

You always make him feel safe, relaxed. Even his mind seems calmer when he’s with you, you feel like home to him.

Even better when he’s got you in his bed, spooning you from behind with his cock nestled inside your warm, welcoming pussy.

Slowly rocking his hips into yours, just the soft sound of skin on skin and the occasional soft moan of each other’s names. Satan’s lips kissing up and down your neck, whispering soft praise right by your ear. Nothing is rushed, just slow, soft movements while he hits your sweet spot each time he ruts into you.

Satan pulling you closer to his chest so he can moan right in your ear while thrusting just a little faster, one of his hands moving down to flick and rub your clit, begging with an almost broken whine of you name to cum with him, please, please, please!!!- in time with his thrusts. Ending in low moan while he tells you how good you did cumming with him. Promising he’ll help you clean up….soon….just….for a few more minutes stay like this, stay with him ♥︎

#call it a birthday special #Just a lil late and very short cuz my last braincell is tired jsjsjs #am I gonna hate this in the morning? probably but as always- fuck it 😼 #1 am thots~ #obey me smut #obey me! #obey me satan smut #obey me satan #obey me satan x you #obey me satan x reader #obey me satan x chubby reader #obey me #smut #x reader #satan x reader #om! satan #om! smut #om! x reader #sully <333

[kimis-gloves]

sour - charles leclerc

word count : 780 - oneshot

hehe a lil charlie smut>:)

warnings: morning sex, dirty talk, petnames, if you squint very hard then angst?? but not rlly, softdom!charles, slight degrading, post/pre shower sex.

as early in the morning as it was, you hear Charles turning on the shower, humming whatever song he has stuck in his head from the never ending party you two went to last night. through your raging headache, you miss the warmth of your boyfriend so you stumble your way into the connecting bathroom, still in his hoodie that you managed to change into at 4:30 in the morning. Charles, already in the shower, washing off the sticky champagne & sweat. Coming p2 in Australia was something to be proud of, but he didnt feel proud. he hoped to do better next time as he hears y/n stumble her way into the bathroom, quickly going for a pee before speaking to charles through the glass doors.

“Good morning charles, ill start us some coffee”

“Thank you my love”

as you head out to make charles his favourite way of coffee, he finishes his shower and steps out to dry himself off and thats when you walk back in, coffees in hand. he looks absolutely amazing like this. hes stood infront of the large window, in nothing but a towel. the water beading off of him and dripping out of his hair. you set down the coffees and make your way towards the drool worthy man thats infront of you. you wrap your arms around his shoulders as you leave soft and wet kisses along his jawline. already being in somewhat of a sour mood, charles doesn’t appreciate your teasing and takes things into his own hands as he quickly grabs you by your hips and bends you over the counter top, almost knocking off the now close to cold coffees.

“Char-“

“A-Ah, no talking cherie, just let me take care of you right now~”

and with that you did. quickly shutting up for him as you let the man take however much control he desired from you. you thank him for any type of touch that he gives you. he goes to quickly pull down your panties, when he realizes you dont even have any on.

“What a dirty girl you are cherie.. no panties and already dripping out of your cunt like this? My my, im not sure what i should do with such a whore like you.”

he aggressively puts a hold into your hair and pulls you up to be face close to charles, breathing rapidly as he whispers,

“dont move, dont make a sound or else you will regret it. listen as i say and you wont have to suffer, am i clear darling?”

“Yes c-Charles” you say with a whine

“Hm, i dont think i was” he mutters, slowly sliding his tip along your slick-coated pussy. you whine again when he quickly smacks the side of your thigh “No noise, slut” he growls before shoving his 2 fingers into your mouth, allowing you to lick and spit on them. pulling them out and away from your mouth he instead inserts them both into your cunt.

fighting back moans, you clench your walls around charles’ fingers, letting him know how much you want to be filled his his cock.

“mon amour you feel so good, i cant wait to fill you with my cum.” he grumbled into your ear as he finally inserts his cock into your aching cunt, he bottoms out with a low hum into your ear. he slowly grinds into your pussy, drawing out lewd sounds from both of you. both you and Charles have given up on trying to keep you quiet as he just gets completely lost into your body. he sets a firm & steady pace, nearly knocking you out as he suddenly slams into you, the noise that leaves both your and his mouth is something that belongs in a porno. he wraps around your torso, one hand grabbing and pinching onto your nipple and the other reaching down to your throbbing clit. the sudden sensation is enough to set you over and soon enough you find yourself cumming all over his cock and fingers, him quickly following after as the tight & wet feeling on his cock is just too good not to cum from.

slowly pulling out of you, he’s planting kisses all over your body. turning the shower back on as he guides you in, making sure the water is the perfect temperature and that you aren’t going to topple over.

“my love, i should probably go remake these coffees” Charles laughs, placing a kiss onto your temple. as you watch Charles put his clothes on and leave the bathroom, coffees in hand, you couldn’t be more thankful to have such a perfect boyfriend like him.

a/n: i hope u enjoyed❤️ this was just something small. likes & reblogs always appreciated ❤️❤️

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #charles leclerc smut #charles leclerc #cl16 #cl16 x reader #cl16 x you #cl16 one shot #f1 one shot #f1 fanfic #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc fanfic #f1 smut #morning fuck #charles leclerc is irresistible #australia gp 2024 #charles is sour cus hes p2 #wah wah

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[stuckinapril]

There will not be a single moment next week in which I’m not running around doing something

#full time studying / volunteering at the refugee center / volunteering at two clinics #literally ab to have a meeting ab shadowing a doctor who’s researching ftd dementia in like 50 minutes #organic chemistry research 5 days a week bc ur bitch is trying to get published #hitting the gym 6 days a week. I’ll probably have to move it to mornings soon #meal prep #trying to snag a lowkey part time job #trying to read 30 minutes before bed #somehow have 2 fit a social life into this #I’m excited bc I finally feel like my time budgeting abilities are being put to the test BUT holy fuck . #studying will be my no 1 priority always. literally catch me doing anki cards in any pocket of free time I have #but I better live up to the challenge of juggling everything else too #ik I got this. and these are all things im choosing to do. not things I have to do #and I love being busy so it’ll be so fun #just had to be in awe for a second bc I used to admire girls who’re like this. and I am officially about to be one of them #p

[ragingdumpsterfire]

if dangerous, why hot then

#it’s 1:30am and I’m feral about this man #been binging bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #Astarion #baldur’s gate astarion #virtual photography #yo Leo why you waking up every morning looking pale and emanating red #looks around nervously while covering up neck #meanwhile Astarion is in the background making jerk off motions #don’t @ me I’m fucking tired and past my bedtime

[fluffypotatey]

A Thought:

As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.

However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.

The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.

Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*

Other sorcerers:

AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET

IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON

I'D FEEL PISSED TOO

like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????

merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler

you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that

goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.

and then, and then

you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"

merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???

it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.

"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+

#i could post this later.......but i won't so here we go #i am delirious it is......1:30 in the morning i should sleep and yet....here i sit #i hope this was enjoyable because this is the best fucking thing i've ever been granted the chance to read #headcanon fully accepted #this is canon #sorcerers hate merlin because he that's guy who always passes the class with flying colors but you know that bitch #sleeps during every lecture and never studied a day in his life #i know for a fact that gaius would have smacked merlin when they met but didn't bc this kiddo was too pure and sweet for this world #honestly a sorcerer who worked their ass off to be th best meeting s5 merlin who's tired & seen shit but only knows 7 spells #they would walk right out bc 'who tf does think think he is????' and merlin has had this interaction one too many time by then #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #headcanons #i want me screaming into the void at the witching hour to be my legacy

[souredwaters]

haha funni lil guy

a WIP of my Lil Skrunkly!!

#dst #ds wes #wes dst #dst wes #he would 100% dot his “i”s with hearts #i fucking love him he is so small and silly ahgahgga #i am not satisfied with his face idk what the hell happened he looks like an npc #it is 1 in the morning hrgrggr

[dragon-spaghetti]

Since it goes unmentioned unless you live here, I'm gonna be the one to bring attention to this;

The UK House Of Commons has passed the Troubles Legacy Bill

What does this mean? "It would stop new Troubles-era cases and inquests from starting, and offer a conditional amnesty to those accused of killings. If implemented, the law would apply to former members of the security forces and to ex-paramilitaries"

Ie; the UK government has just passed a bill that prevents victims of the Troubles from bringing former British soldiers and paramilitary members to court over murdering innocents. All under the guise of 'drawing a line under the events of the past'.

The only ones really for this bill are, naturally, veterans groups. I cannot stress enough that all the major political parties of Northern Ireland are against this bill.

The Taoiseach (Irish Prime Minister) has also stated the Irish attorney general is preparing advice on whether the case could be taken to the European Court of Human Rights.

It's a slap in the face to everyone here, to the friends and families of those wrongfully killed.

#drag rambles #northern ireland #north of ireland #troubles legacy bill #I'm giving this fuckin thing tags #the bill still needs to go the lords again next week #then be sent for 'royal asssent' #i don't even think we can do anything #but we go ignored so often so god fucking dammit if I've to be the one to bring attention to how fucked this is then I will #so yeah. it's 1:30 in the morning and all I feel is visceral rage

[norrisleclercf1]

Am I about to fuck up my sleep schedule majorly to watch the race? Hell fucking yes ain't no damn way I'm missing this race when people keep saying this could be the race for Lando. I'm watching that mfer live

#f1 #formula 1 #f1 fandom #lando norris #it's at 1am #not like i have work or anything that morning #fuck it #only love once

[frostedpuffs]

me: i am just going to write a few sentences for my wip nothing much

also me: [writes 4550 words in one sitting and completes the chapter]

#its 1:30 in the morning what the fuck indidnt plan for this #text post

[icecreamsodaaaaa]

Thoughts on different dragons having cultures and different languages?

#augh i think they should have different language……. and like focusing on more cultral aspects #i feel like the rainwings have their own language and written language and god i hate the framing of the rainwings like AUGH no! #though in my version of wof i wouldnt make Glory convert them cause of course… i feel like she would end up joining as an important part of #the kingdom because she wants to be apart of the culture she missed out on and her discovering how much better it is than a stinky ass cave #and she feels like she belongs and damn were other dragons wrong fuck them fuck you kestrel 🖕 #anyways sorry if this is semi incomprehensible its 1 in the morning but oh the thoughts… #i know this has probably been said a million times before but idk #maybe i wanted to rant about rainwings and Glory #wof #wings of fire

[havockingboo]

drew this at the speed of light YOURE TELLING ME HE IS A FATHER!?!?!??!???! AND HE HAD 2 WHOLE KIDS. .. PUPPY KIDS?!?!??!?! SK U. L L. AND BO NES!?!?!??!?!?!

@sansofficial @officialpapyrus

#king losing his mind over papyrus at 1:30 in the morning again #tagging BOTH of you cause sev told me first before I even saw the asks about his kids HEHEHE #URUGUGHGUGUHHHUGHRGUGHHHHURHGHG HHH #THIS RP IS FUCKING KILLING ME 😭😭😭😭 #SANS GOT ME SOBBING BUT T H IS.. #IS TAKING ME OUT…SANS.. SANS!!!! #PAPAPYRUS!!!!!! #doodles #papyrus #sans #utdrp #SOBBING

[brainrotdotorg]

Cringe is a byproduct of authenticity. They are inexorably intertwined, not in the way that something like yin and yang would be, but like how branches are part of a tree. There is no tree without the branches, and branches cannot grow if there is no tree. There is no true sincerity without cringe, and true cringe cannot be born from anything but sincerity.

I admire the authenticity in the things I love. The characters and people that are true to themselves, that express with no hesitance their most raw and most primal forms of themselves; they are who I adore. They are intentionally and wholeheartedly bombastic in their passions, so dramatically full-throttle with no inclination to step on the breaks. It feels wild to experience who they are– I feel like I am in their passenger seat with my head out the window, experiencing what it could be like if I, too, put my foot on the gas.

What is stopping me from loving my passionate self the way I love them?

#I’ve been writing an essay about brainrot cringe and authenticity for months now #i stopped writing it because of school #and the main example I used to exemplify brainrot isn’t even my blorbo anymore #but I read this passage and thought #damn. i needed to read that #fellas. if you are feeling cringe tonight #say it with your chest. you are cringe and you are free #love is love and love is real and love for fictional characters fucking rules #like things. you’re allowed to like things #I’m going thru a character arc and also it’s 1 in the morning so I hope that explains why I’ve been. like this. tonight

[travellingdragon]

one day I'll know what to write here but until then just enjoy them cuddling ^^

(buddie fanart parts 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5)

#not 100 % happy with this but I know I should keep my hands off it for know and possibly come back later #was fun to draw and figure out though! #it was also great to find out that skin colours are SO much easier to figure out in weird lighting. finally i don't have to put any red in #so they don't look very sick or like corpses and i usually fuck that up. #I thought about Buck and Eddie cuddling and then I found a great picture of two guys in essentially this post and well... #Eddie's neck is probably going to be fucked up in the morning cause I couldn't get a reference that fit the original photo better and #I need references for faces very badly ^^' #9-1-1 #911 #911 on fox #911 fox #buck #evan buckley #buck buckley #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #edmundo diaz #edmundo eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie #buddie fanart #buddie art #911 fanart #911 art #9-1-1 fanart #9-1-1 art #fanart #my art